How would you rank this dude's body?

9...he needs thunder thighs to get a 10

On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give him a C+.

Points get knocked off for piercings, so I give him an 8.

FTM ?

That guy "don" bitching about white gay men sounds like one of the POCs who write long screeds about how white men won't date them and ignore them on apps.

Porn star gets naked in public. So stunning, so brave.

Vander Pulaski, gay porn bottom extraordinaire.

He has a really nice body. I don't like nipple rings either. Would like to see his as. I give him an 8.

Kudos to him for reframing broken psychology caused by childhood abuse as sexual radicalism.

An 8.

I feel sorry for him. He's spent his entire life as a sex worker and all he has to show for it is an above average body.

I thought SF clamped down on the walk around nude in public thing. Anyway this guy is way hotter than any of the gross old men that I’ve seen in the past.

R9 the world could use more male nudity. It'd be a better place

R8, here’s his as.

[quote] White gay men be like “our existence is political” and the politics is having sex in public and being half naked in front of minors

Right. You with your blond hair. I'm sure this dude wouldn't give you the time of day.

I think the guy has a nice body and cock. I'd say an SF 8, LA 6.5/7

Vander in the great outdoors. He’s originally from the PNW.

R13, thanks for the link to his as pic. It's pretty nice, but not as nice as I thought it would be. I'd still fuck it, though. My rating of 8 is now final!

yumza!

He’s right. Enough already. It’s not hard to keep your penis covered in public. This is doing no one favors.

I love how people just walk around nude in the Castro. It's always been a thing. I was talking to a friend and I love both, but the Castro is more fun than WeHo.

Public nudity is illegal in Castro now, it wasn’t years ago.

It’s very illegal in WeHo and you will get fined and locked up.

Can it, grandma R18

One doesn’t need to be a grandma to see the issue. Be respectful. It’s not that hard.

Whatever happened to class?

Privileged white gay men displaying hard-ons in the Castro are dangerously triggering to countless vulnerable and traumatized citizens of San Francisco! The Castro MUST be a fully inclusive "safe space" for everyone!

That Don dude looks old as fuck for 21.

5 points off for the damaged dick. So I'll give him a 3.

I love the Asian guy in the second picture, his face screams "what white nonsense is this?'

Was he yanking on his cock before the second pic was taken?

I don't think nudity is a big deal, but showing off your naked and toned body is narcissism, not "political radicalism". You're neither stunning nor brave, dear.

[quote]Privileged white gay men displaying hard-ons in the Castro are dangerously triggering to countless vulnerable and traumatized citizens of San Francisco!

Just so you know, "triggering" is triggering.

Lost me at "White gay men be like..."

losing a point for the ass. Not perky enough. 8

Vander Pulaski is a hot piece of ass, as is Calhoun Sawyer. They are both versatile & enthusiastic and are, overall, just really good at the sexing.

His father must be so proud!

[quote][R8], here’s his as.

I'd like to see his but.

It's a good body. But good bodies like that are a dime a dozen.

Bonus for no tattoos.

Vander is smoking hot. He does things in bed that would make you prissy fags puke.

He’s also got a masters degree in plant biology and is he is living his best life.

He lives about 90 minute from me, and I’m hoping that we can hook up sometime in the near future.

Nice bod, but framing an exhibitionism fetish as anything but kills it for me.

So that would explain your overinvestment in defending his honour, R38.

A girl needs a dream. And maybe just a bank card.

[quote]He's spent his entire life as a sex worker

Since BIRTH?

Is R38 hoping that Van Helsing or whatever his name is will see this thread and seek him out?

Unlike you r40, I don’t need to pay for sex with a porn star

DL Queens have to admit he does have a nice BONER

Is he rentable?

He's a common whore!

Why is he mutilated?

R5- He wants the WHITE cock. But only QUALITY White Cock- HOT, YOUNG , MUSCULAR , MASCULINE White guy 18-36 .

F&F r47. Tired of that shit.

[quote] showing off your naked and toned body is narcissism, not "political radicalism".

Whatever do you mean? He's the Rosa Parks of our time..

The black guy has to make it all about RACE of course.

[quote]Whatever happened to class?

Sweet Pea, it disappeared right around the time that men started wearing brown shoes with blue suits.

[quote] It’s not that hard.

I'm trying, but you're a real dick wilter.

Cuckoo, cuckoo...

Vander is a really well known gay porn star, who ha done work for ChaosMen and Men.com

Seeing gay porn stars naked on the streets of San Francisco years ago wasn't anything radical, it was pretty normal.

Here's three more, in GIF form:

Too much hair.

I don't consider Vander classically handsome or beautiful, but he's got a sexual dynamism and animal magnetism that really draws your attention.

So he's a gigolo with a Master's Degree R38?

I think it’s silly rating a body as though it were an algebra test, but, put it this way, I’d let him do indecent things to me.

[quote] gigolo.

Are you 90 years old r58?

An 8.

No doubt, R38. No doubt at all. ;)

I wonder if he would ever voe dee oh dodo?

Does he take outcalls?

How much? He's hot. A 9 at least.

At one time, people would be arrested for indecent exposure. Those were the sane days.

Ok, this pic is spectacular!

Dick 10, Looks 3.

I love men who get naked.

[quote]5 points off for the damaged dick.

It's not curved to the side or pointing down so, not damaged.

3 because it's not good enough for topping.

I love his hairy ass

"White gay men be like “our existence is political” and the politics is having sex in public and being half naked in front of minors"

And the politics of black gay men is normally "I hate white men because they won't fuck me!".

Twitter is just the absolute worst on every end. I go on their occasionally for political stuff but it's almost impossible to avoid woke twitter, they are EVERYWHERE.

7/10 Quite acceptable

Why does he need to get his erect dick out in a public place, when it's not Pride or other special event?

Every day can be special, R75! Live a little!

Is public nudity still allowed in Berkeley? I remember that Cal Berkeley student who was in the news because he walked around naked.

R77, we’ll need a photo, please.

Is this radical or marketing?

[quote]Why does he need to get his erect dick out in a public place,

r75 Some people didn't receive enough attention as children. I equate them with guys who drive around with loud mufflers like anyone wants to hear that shit

He needs to present more hole.

Vander has presented PLENTY of hole

Woof, R82.

Vander’s hole with guest star

He said have said “your culture of violence…”.

*should have

Vander’s hole with Jake Ducati in it

Vander’s hole with a fuck machine inside it

Someone should that “black gay’s” twitter with all his porn.

*flood

[quote]And the politics of black gay men is normally "I hate white men because they won't fuck me!".

I don't feel like I spend that much time on Twitter these days but even I know that the whole, "sex" at Pride conversation has been happening all month on Twitter from various people.

Perfection.

[quote] So he's a gigolo with a Master's Degree [R38]?

Sweet, a hooker with a big head

R67 Oh Damn, his ass is under attack

Vander’s hole on a couch

R82 Oh my, that’s quite the opening presentation of hole

Vander’s hole with huge grey dildo, fallen oak tree, forest floor

When he was "Marc" at Corbin Fisher about 14 years ago.

Vander’s hole with Rylan’s cock inside

Bonus ass to mouth

What a world... curating Vander's hole is almost like comparing versions of Emily Dickinson's poems.

R98, he looks hotter now.

I remember reading he declared himself an unapologetic sex addict who found a positive way to channel that and he earned my respect for being openly transparent.

Vander’s hole with orange dildo inside it, home office, desk chair

Vander’s hole with anonymous black dick inside it, motel room, red jock

Vander’s hole with cucumber inside it, plaid sheet set

Vander’s hole with anonymous white dick inside it, by the roadside

After 15 years in porn it would be easier to list things that haven't been up his ass.

Vander’s hole, in the forest by the lakeshore, we’ll work hiking boots

Well, well, well he’s going be be able to make a salad soon with all those things from his butt.

Vander’s hole with burnt under dildo inside it, in the forest, popper, blue baseball cap

Vander’s hole with a dirty sweaty gym sock in it, pleasing texture

OP be a tiresome Negro post. Troublemaker.

He's got a hot dick for a bottom.

Vander’s hole with multiple bottles of popper inside it, disappointment

Sex addict:

For r113

Vander’s cock dropping a load into a lucky ass

How old is he?

Vander’s hole expelling loads, yellow jockstrap, orange Fiestaware

Vander’s hole with daddy dick inside, creampie, hood

Vander’s hole with electro butt plug inside it, sounding

Stick it in me.

Vander’s hole, ass up and waiting, cheap motel, grey jockstrap

Vander’s hole, Vegas, striped socks

He’s done many watersports videos as well, best one is with Jake Lyons.

Link r124?

Well, at least he isn't one of those typical gay-for-pay types.

Seeing all his clips reminds me of how much I used to LOVE getting fucked too. But getting naked in public is hardly "edgy" anymore,ask Madonna.

R125 There are two versions out there, I think this is also labeled the director’s cut.

R117 When he made his debut at Corbin Fisher in 2007, they said he was 22-years old. Matching up with that, ChaosMen said he was 24 when he showed up there in 2010. (Neither website gives the actual month/day when his birthday is.) So if you want to go by (trust) that info, then he'd be somewhere in the neighborhood of 35-36 now.

He’s aging like a fine wine daddy.

Vander’s hole with huge white fat hog inside it, HOT

Vander’s hole with huge metal butt plug in it, stretchy asshole

Vander’s hole with wine bottle in it, tile shower, grey jockstrap, Cabernet Sauvignon

8.5 ten - slightly lower if he has a flat ass.

"Sex radicals have always been an important part of gay liberation. Our culture of violence is far more offensive than the human body or public sex." i.e., I want to show off my great body and cock. But, thank you.

Vander’s hole, forest, mushrooms

Vander’s hole, hairy, simple and primal

Vander’s hole with popper bottle in it, warmth, clever

Ass looks pretty shapely. I didn't realize the whole thread had pics of him. Looking at a few more, yeah, nice body. Some shots look better than others (his outdoor pics seem better), but, yes, nice body.

What is the point of a butt plug? Isn’t the goal for your ass to be as tight as possible instead of loose and flapping in the wind?

Where is Jake Lyons?

[quote] Lost me at "White gay men be like..."

If we tweeted a picture of a gangbanger waving a gun around and standing over the rival he had just killed, and posted “black men be like…” it would literally [bold]be World War Three[/bold].

Literally?

0/0

Literally! The UN would suspend the Geneva Conventions and people would be forced to enlist in the military or they'd be shot where they stood 🙄

That’s right, Russia would launch nuclear missile and the USA would use that secret space weapon Trump blabbed about.

You know I’m right though.

Reminding me of the rent boy who boasts on Rentmen.com (NY area) about his "Ivy-league degree". Normally I don't rent a whore for his academic credentials, but I guess it's a specialty kink.

Vander’s hole with a dusky cock in it, green jockstrap, tan lines

I love him. One of the best bareback porn performers, since he started (on Chaos Men? at least that’s where I discovered him). Agreed that the scene way upthread with Calhoun Sawyer is extremely hot.

I don’t think I’ve ever watched a Vander scene and NOT ejaculated. His body is about an 8; I wish he were a little less beefy. His dick is really big, too.

Vander is a 10, I love thickly muscled bodies.

I seem to remember Bryan (Chaosmen’s former owner fucking him more than once…on cam.

I first encountered "Vander" when he and one of my faves "Adam Wirthmore" were boyfriends in real life. They did at least two homemade videos, which seemed like a relatively new thing back then. The lovemaking was hot.

vander is a sex bomb

Vander needs to meet Zander Craze

But Zander Craze is such a whore.

[quote] I wish he were a little less beefy.

I like that he has a beefy man's body

So is Vander r155

I think Vander has the perfect body: beefy muscular, but not a bodybuilder. That he's also a champion bottom is a plus.

If nudity is illegal in the Castro, you’d never know it. Lots of nudists walking around. As for the guy who tried to put a racial twist to this, he’s obviously never been to SF, as there are several black nudists joining in with their white counterparts. To that poster: Stop making everything about race!

I think he's hot because he's not plucked and preened and over styled. He looks like a regular human being.

Randsome is hotter, but there's something about Vander that is just erotic.

Who is Randsome?

Damn, he looks really good to me.

R162, the other main guy on Chaos Men, where Vander came from.

If those two had a scene together I'd probably melt.

Used to see Ransome on the streets in downtown Austin years ago.

I wanna sniff him

Never heard of him, but I quite admire his career and his longevity. I will definitely study his performances. R88 is HOT.

I understand why they have a VANDER PULASKI DAY in Iowa.

Erna has replied!

Anything thinner than an elephant's leg is tinymeat to Erna's blownout hole.

I wouldn't throw him outta bed

This is why they hate us.....

I quite like him, the beard does a lot for his face. his life must be a neverending douche. One thing though : how can you be 15 YEARS IN PORN and be alive ? I went to a mare/stallion party ONCE and I got the syph

He truly is a whore!

I just watched a dozen videos, he's super hot and I've ejaculated like crazy, but I felt bad afterwards, he's obviously super vulnerable, out-of-his-mind dick addicted, and once he's aroused, you can make him do ANYTHING and the most disgusting to boot. Super arousing, but I feel I've exploited a mentally ill victim

That being said, I immediately went back to watch

His penis looks like it would induce prime moan-age 😫

10. Very hot

What was most disgusting ? r174

He is a verifiable piss pig

If you let your urges take over, this behavior seems pretty animalistic to me....

[quote]Super arousing, but I feel I've exploited a mentally ill victim

But that mentally ill victim is living his best life!

he's a wild man

R181 if it weren’t for mentally ill victims, we would have nothing left o talk about on DL!

To**

TOO!

[quote]if it weren’t for mentally ill victims, we would have nothing left o talk about on DL!

And there wouldn't be any porn.

[quote] Vander’s hole with anonymous white dick inside it, by the roadside

R106 Roadside assistance has finally reached the pinnacle of personalized customer service - on demand load delivery. Who knew that breaking down along the road could be so rewarding.

[quote] Anything thinner than an elephant's leg is tinymeat to Erna's blownout hole.

Ain’t that the truth

Vander’s hole with a red diido deep in it, outdoor, huffing poppers out of a t shirt

[quote]He is a verifiable piss pig

Pix or it didn't happen.

R190 No only just pix, but there are plentiful videos to pursue, Google is your friend.

yup!

Yup!

I don't get how piss is hot or sexy. It's human waste. It's gross.

R181 = Vander. hi sexy!

Thank you for your stupid contribution to this thread r194

R194 How do you elevate cum above a bodily excretion, or are you prissy about that too?

I actually agree with both points that the original guys in the post made.

His body, I'd give a 6/10.

The general consensus seems to give you a solid 8 Vander OP. Nice

DL needs to add a feature with flip cards 0-10 that we can key in our response and it keeps a running tabulation!

Should these threads have a disclaimer, like "How would you rank this dude's body? - OF Advertising Feature"?

Also, seeing that porn stalwart Johnny Rapid in that guys post at Pride wearing a Love is Love T-shirt mean that the gay4pay model with the Dartford tunnel hole is now more gay and less pay?

So many questions...

I'm a size queen from way back. But what he lacks in length he appears to more than makeup for in girth. I would let him bareback me.

The ideal body pour moi is Adam Champ. I suppose I'm a minority here, but I think he's perfect

Really was the hard on necessary? I mean, honestly, what does this have to do with gay rights? Put some fucking clothes on and if you're horny and wanna fuck at least find somewhere not public to do it. Have some fucking self-respect and/or class.

R204 Grandma Superior from the Church of Righteousness hath spoken.

If the guy @OP was black or brown, R205's hackles would have been raised in self-righteous indignation.

R206nA nice dick is lovely regardless of color. Is everything race with you? Bitch trying getting fucked and get a life!

r204 you're a twat

R204 R208 Well, confirmed, there is some doubt as to whether there is a uniform "queer culture"... we are so very many things.

I don't go around ranking people's bodies, OP. I am not a beauty contest judge.

R210 has stated her boundaries

My Pussy is right and closed for business

Is that the real Erna commenting at at R168's link? I'm surprised she'd actually use Mae West as her avatar.

I thought that cunt Erna had finally died during covid's height

True evil never dies

I eat old people’s excrement.

R189 just having a dildo up his ass gives him so much pleasure. It's heartbreaking, you just want to protect him..and fuck him...and torture him..but then protect him, and fuck him again...and hurt him...offer him to your friends...prostitute him...and protect him ...again and so on

R204 You go girl! Tell her to get back in the kitchen!

He's a gay man. A homosexual. He's not QUEER.

WTF is with all this 'Queer" bullshit lately? Queer is a derogatory epithet, a slur. It is absolutely NOT a blanket term for all LGBT people. Stop using it as such.

Most people I see identifying as "Queer" are really just gay, lesbian, bisexual, or trans. Or worse, they're just posers trying to be cool, hip, or edgy.

Fuck this queer nonsense.

R217 Quite the vicious cycle.

R219, how queer!

Well smell R210!

R219 is triggered! So tender to the touch!

10/10. Vander is the ideal man, for porn. I’ve blown so many loads watching him get poppered up and take dick. That bush, my god. I’m not usually this piggy, but I’d love to bury my face in it and feel it bumping against my hole while his thick cock is pounding me.. That’s all.

Senator Graham, apparently, is now done with committee meetings and is posting on DL at R224

R224 you mean your mouth ?

[quote] bumping against my hole

This was great fun, who’s the next porn star we’re going to deconstruct? Roman Todd might be fun?

[quote] How do you elevate cum above a bodily excretion, or are you prissy about that too?

Why is R Kelly posting here???

Spanish stud Dani Robles is a right whore

Hide my skin? Not me.

Dani Robles looks so sophisticated, yet he’s a downright skank (tattoos and all!)

Dani is a filthy whore

Vander and Dani Robles in one thread is a recipe for ejaculation.

Unfortunately, I've read that Vander is now on the pussy craze sweeping the gay porn world. I'm not totally surprised, Vander mentioned he's bi (mostly into guys) when he first came on the scene.

Dani is servile and quite beautiful

Lovely Vander Craze does not seem to have worked since COVID.

R234 Christ, that reads like a Playgirl magazine playmate chatter article with everything but his favorite color and how he likes walking on the beach.

Silly sluts

More like Tiger Beat Magazine than Playgirl, R236.

Dani shaved

or bearded ?

Dani is sexy whether he has the beard or not. Beardless does make him look younger, tho.

Just wish he didn't have the douchy tattoos.

I'd rate the first picture at OP an 8.5. I agree with R1, the guy needs to build his leg muscles. Too sinewy. The nipple piercings are a distraction, too. He should put a jockstrap on. Nudity at a nudist colony or at a clothing-optional beach is one thing, not downtown.

Dani sans beard

[quote] Public nudity is illegal in Castro now, it wasn’t years ago.

I always worried that they had dirty asses when they sat down on the chairs at 17th and Castro (don't live there now, so don't know if there is still outdoor furniture in the little plaza outside of the Glass Coffin)

The pictures in front of the Castro Theater look okay, but this guy is pretty gross looking.

your hands are dirtier than anyone's ass

You haven't seen my poop chute after a dinner of McD's and KFC, R246.

and thank goodness

This thread made me wonder what happened to the naked guy at Berkeley years ago, who was in the news for a while when I lived in the Bay Area. Sadly, he apparently never graduated from college, had mental health issues, and killed himself in prison. RIP naked guy. We need more nudists like him.

The same Dataloungers who approve OP's photo were in shrieking hysterics over Ewan McGregor's daughter's sheer see-through top on the red carpet.

"He looks HOT and should keep proudly flaunting his dick in public... but as for her... won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?!"

Well yes R250, the male body is gorgeous and stunning, whereas no one wants to see a naked skank parading her pussy and tits in main street.

R250 is =

If it were hot guys being naked in public, I'd be all for it.

But every time it's allowed, it's almost always really ugly nasty looking guys.

I don't care

This is a 10 for me. Absolute perfection. The gold standard

Gross, R255. Seriously, gross.

Let's go camping!

Vander fucking in the shower

Showing his moneymaker.

We're so proud R259

Erect in broad daylight? How declassé.

Looking at R259, I'd suggest he get that large, asymmetrical mole between his nipple and armpit checked out.

My cousin's friend who is a stylist to all the biggest names in Instagram horticulture said Zander lives off Dinty Moore stew and donuts that have sprinkles - vanilla icing/no chocolate.

I rate him a 7.5

Was the CDC notified beforehand?

[quote] . I’m not usually this piggy, but I’d love to bury my face in it and feel it bumping against my hole while his thick cock is pounding me.. That’s all.

R224, that’s not piggy, that’s just normal sex. And I’m with you — I want that with him, too.

Also for whoever said he’s lacking in length but makes up for it in girth, isn’t Vander’s dick about 8” long? I’ve never seen him as lacking in length OR girth.

He’s a nearly perfect, manly, versatile performer. We are lucky to know him.

I originally thought his dick was so-so but now I can see it's a nice dick--the public nudity photo isn't very flattering but the camping ones are.

Hot guy.

Anyone who’s seen his many, many videos for ChaosMen has known for years that he’s got a *very* healthy-sized dong. I would suck it and let him fuck me with it and be completely satisfied.

One of my favorites. An unusual species: a porn actor who clearly really, really likes his job.

R257 whoa - bone town

His dick is too thick for my tastes. But he definitely has a animalistic sexual magnetism that cannot be denied.

[quote]His dick is too thick for my tastes.

Opinions like this is why gay porn sucks and why men in gay porn seem weak.

There is no such thing as too thick.

There absolutely is.

Only if it's thicker than a tall can.

I like his cock

Anybody else think Black Widow actor O-T Fagbenle is Vander's doppelganger?

R276 He gets work beyond Handmaid’s Tale, interesting? You do realize they are two different races, so no.

R276 : Vander doesn't have gayface.

Race aside, they do look incredibly similar.

No, not at all, and if this is supposed to be some “I don’t see race or skin color statement” you’re just pathetic and a part of the problem, not the solution.

What R280 said.

R276 doesn't have the facial recognition gene.

Bump