Balls

Jelly beans?

^go to bed Senator Graham.

Small is definitely better.

If mommy’s purse didn’t belong in the microwave, why did it fit?

If aquarium gravel is supposed to be bad for you, why does it taste so good?

Good thread.

[quote]Small is definitely better.

If you like hairlessness, squeaky voices and a guys who never get horny.

I know a guy who has three.

Is it size or is it low hangers that we're looking for?

R6 OK, I take that personally. Yah, I'm more hairless than most, but my voice is deep and I'm horny AF

I'm sure you're an exception to the rule, R9.

some guys have only one

Mine are detachable. I run them through the dishwasher after every use.

I was with a guy and he had this huge uncut dick and two tiny little balls. Who wants to suck the cum out of those two little things? Give me the big BALLS.

Big balls ain’t that great- yes I cum a lot, but I also sat on them earlier.

I'm not into balls, but lately I've noticed that I kind of get turned on by all the recent advertisements for balls-related products (shavers, wipes, etc.) and how the announcers just say the word "balls" like it's no big deal. Some of the guys they have in the videos selling these balls products are kinda hot, too.

Testicular circumcision: stop cutting our ball in two!

[quote]Why do we have two, instead of just one big one?

Why do women have two ovaries?

PERHAPS THE TWO ARE RELATED!

I got two big balls and love them! biggest i've seen were on a guy who had some bigger than 2 oranges but smaller than 2 grapefruits.

they're fun!

Small "jellybean" sized ones that retreat into the guys body.... not so fun.

OP = inquisitive eunuch troll

Isn't that always the way [reply 13], I have huge balls but a small cocklet.

Balls are underrated--I love a pair of big nuts on a man; ass-slapping lowhangers are a huge turn on.

R20 my dick is an average six inches hard, but I also have huge balls. I'm a bottom though so it doesn't really matter at the end of the day.

German and Scottish guys tend to have bigger balls. Don't know why...

I dated a guy who had three -and he claimed I was the first guy to even notice! He later had one removed because (he said) my surprise made him forever self-conscious.

I had a friend who lost both of his to cancer when he was 19. His insurance was too fucking cheap to pay for any prosthetics, not even a couple of sterilized marbles. He was a nice guy, but it destroyed his self-esteem.

At this point, mine kind of feel like applesauce.

I knew a guy that didn’t have any. Like they were barely there. It was strange to see really. They didn’t sag like normal ones.

To OP's question, one of the leading theories as to why men have two testicles is that redundancy favors survival and propagation of your genetic material.

You also have two lungs, two kidneys, and some of you have two ovaries. Odds of survival can increase drastically when you have two copies rather than one unique. If you lose the one ball you had, then you simply can't reproduce, and thus one-balled men would be less likely to propagate their DNA.

You have two eyes because you can't get depth perception with only one, which is a big problem if you're being chased by a predator.

A girl friend of mine was in her late teens before she realized there’s only two—no “middle” ball.

I was born with only one proper ball…the other was “undescended,” but finally descended when I was 15. My good ball is huge…the other, not so much.

Denver renamed their sports arena from Pepsi Center to Ball Arena last year. Don't know what corporation Ball refers to.

Saw a nice pic today of it lit up in Pride colors!

Name two Balls? Lucy and Desi.

i get the idea of evolution redundancy favoring have an extra.

Some guys only seem to have only one ball because the second one is there, but never descended into the scrotum.

Does anyone know if an undescended ball produces sperm/semen and is therefore capable of reproduction if something happens to the descended one?

I hate my balls. It's not that they're small, just that they are so tight up to my body. They don't hang AT ALL, so it's not hot and sexy like the beautiful dangling balls.

I suffered a genital injury during a gymnastics competition. One of my testes swelled to the size of a grapefruit. I was so scared! My father gave me a bag of frozen peas to put on it. We had those same peas with a steak and potato dinner the very same night.

R32 mine are the same, they’re kinda compact in that they to stay quite close to my body, I’d like them to hang a bit more what what can you do. I’ve been told I have a very nice penis and a great ass though so I don’t think anyone cares.

I think your balls help you keep your balance when you're riding your bicycle.

I've said it before: the best part of balls is their smell. Nothing more manly than that. Take a good sniff, and become horny as hell.

Mine are moist.

I lost one to torsion 10 years ago. I have a prosthetic that makes me self-conscious, but not many have seemed to notice. That being said, I do love guys with big balls; something wonderful to lick and fondle.

r36, I agree!

Why are they round? Why can't they be cube-shaped?

"Why do we have two, instead of just one big one? "

The same reason we don't have one big eye and one big ear, balance and to not look stupid

Gay men should be engineered in the future to have a little sack in their rectum to hold a guys balls and it should vibrate them.

Important topic, OP.

Because they are nothing more or less than mutated ovaries OP.

I have massive egg sized balls. And they hang low as fuck. Especially on a hot day like today. I wear an old school Bike jockstrap for runs or at the gym.

The guy with the biggest balls I ever saw in porn was the Brazilian Gomez Aguilar. They're huge (but not orange-size, as the guy above saw).

n United States slang during the 1910s and early 1920s, a "Jellybean" or "Jelly-Bean" was a young man who dressed stylishly but had little else to recommend him, similar to the older terms dandy and fop.

Seems a curiously specific comparison for a gay site.

And then there's yet another R47.

Are you even gay? Are you even male?

[quote] Why do we have two ...

I wonder what it would be like to have an infinite number of balls.

My balls hang low from my gymnastics genital injury. I was really excited when I had the pleasant opportunity to buy a pack of boxer briefs that touted “enhanced basket technology.” It offers the support I need…… and deserves.

[quote] My balls hang low

Can you drag them in the snow? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

^^^ Jeremy? Is that you?!?

I had a trick once whose balls were so enormous I was a little freaked out at first, but his dick was normal-to-big. The skin around them was thick, where you don’t see each individual testicle distinctly, but the ball sac was very full, not like hanging folds of skin. The funny thing was that despite the huge cojones, he turned out to be a total sissy. TMI, I suppose.

This post has me TRIGGERED!

I missed the joke coa not American , not worried.

Big nuts are disgusting

À chacun ses goûts, mon ami

All I can say: scratch 'n' sniff

I have really low hanging balls. I was really insecure about it until DL actually and I leaned that a lot of guys are into that.

Wow, a lot of guys seem to have problems with their testes!

I think one big orange-sized ball would be kind of sexy - like a super-soaker.

Me ex had huge balls. I was never really a ball guy until I met his. Man, I loved nursing those big boys. He did too.

Great. Now I have to jack off.

I know about body temperature but they are the worst feature of the male anatomy, always get in the way, needs support and are extremely sensitive. The Creator should have left them inside the body, at a constant temperature.

I love nice round balls but for me it's the cock that matters. I really don't care what the balls look like if the cock is firm and straight. Extra points for 8 inches thick.

I have two decidedly big and low, but not huge. And definitely prefer big balls, even better if they are sturdy - not given to a lot of complaining about being handled.

I used to fuck with a guy who had one biggish ball and one huge ball, 3x the mass of the other. It was too big to do some things with, but fun all the same

MORE ABOUT BALLS, PLEASE!!!!

Mine are fine, but I don’t like the hair situation. I have a nice thick blond bush but my nuts are too hairy and shaving them drives me nuts.

I suggest you read up a little on evolutionary theory, OP. The question isn't "why did it turn out this way," it's "what is it about having two balls that might give organisms that have them enough of an advantage that they would have them instead of just one?"

Heir and spare.

[quote] Who wants to suck the cum out of those two little things?

Cum doesn’t come from balls, idiot.

They’re ovaries. The penis glans are the clitoris. We all start out female in the womb.

My late partner had a low hanging pair with each the size of a baseball. Unfortunately, he was all potatoes and no meat.

As a young gayling, some 40 years ago, I "became acquainted" with a MUCH older man, from Argentina, who had a thick German accent, and only one testicle! I can't remember his name, but he was popular at militaria conventions, where he signed autographs and had his picture taken with people.

R24 is just sad because he can't grow any pubic hair.

R72 is WORSE THAN an older Argentine man with a German accent!!

Balls, said the Queen, if I had em’ I’d be King.

[quote] a MUCH older man, from Argentina, who had a thick German accent

Was his name Adolph?

Balls?

"The Creator should have left them inside the body, at a constant temperature. "

balls need to be outside the body to stay cooler, heat kills sperm, also need to hang loose, tight briefs and compression reduce sperm count

The first post on the thread linked below shows the PERFECT set of balls, IMHO.

only if you want half a mouth-full,

Perfect balls are XL egg sized, imho.

Balls kind of irritate me. Apart from the very obvious role in procreation, they’re useless and tend to need a lot of adjustment. In sex, yeah, you give them the odd lick perhaps, but they’re still basically useless; they’re not the main attraction, and they jolly well know it; they’re just kind of along for the ride. I also don’t like them when they’re overly hairy but they’re a complete pain to shave. Incidentally, my ex liked being slapped in the balls during sex. Looking back now, I wish I’d got a boxing glove to do that because it was no less than the cheating asshole deserved.

[quote] Apart from the very obvious role in procreation, they’re useless

They produce a lot of testosterone. If you didn't have that, you would be sorry.

"They’re ovaries. The penis glans are the clitoris. We all start out female in the womb."

That's why all men are gay.

The Ball brothers, Lonzo, LaMelo, and LiAngelo, all now paly Pro Ball and these Balls bounce their balls constantly.

^ play

Cods that don't swing like a pendulum are of the Devil. I think those with insufficient coddage should be forced to live in a monastery. A cloistered monastery!

Don't forget August Balls of Nicé.

R76 - yes, you are right! Uncle Adolf, I called him. However did you guess? He was a vegetarian, and loved dogs, especially German Shepherds. I think he mesmerized me. I certainly drained his ball many a time.

Does anyone have a large 🍆 but smaller 🍒? I do, I get self conscious about that.

I hate those thick single sacs instead of the joyously swinging duo.

R90 pics or it didn't happen.

Yes R90, I have average sized balls but a big dick - I'm happy with that versus the other way around, though I would love to have big balls too.

Also, for those of you who didn't know, ball size has nothing to do with size of load.

My boyfriend has a girthy 7 inches and tight petite balls. We never talk about it. At first I thought it was funny but now I’m fine with it , R90.

Why are there two? Symmetry. Built-in redundancy, so if one goes wrong the other can take over. The body has similar symmetry with lungs, kidneys, eyes and ears, two nostrils, asscheeks, even the brain had two lobes.

Antonio Biaggi’s balls are legendary.

A case where a giant dick is matched by a giant set of nuts.

as a libra, imbalances in nature upset me. there should be a proper proportion of meat and potatoes, aesthetics matter

They also can lead to pain, like a torsion, or an unholy alliance.

I am not bragging but I have a big dick and big, low hanging balls. I terms of having them and practicality, they can get in the way. They now back underwear for big balls/packages. I've tried Sakks and My Package. My Package is the best underwear. It has, big, comfy pouches for your balls that keep them from sticking to your leg. The pouch is not like Aussie Bum or Andrew Christensen which is designed to lift and thrust forward - these are for comfort. They are also $40/pair but eBay has deal. Sometimes on a hot day, I'll just sit of the edge of my cool bathtub and the coolness will pull them up. I've heard Nick Nolte had a ball lift, but they are not that big.

I also love a guy with big balls. It's hot. I hate those little pig balls, but if the cock is big enough, it works.

[quote] I am not bragging but I have a big dick

Sure, Jan.

[quote] I have huge pendulous balls.

R100 - I'm a verse bottom so a big dick is nice, but I'm not some alpha top swinging my cock around. Speaking of dom tops, it's amazing how they become bottoms when they see a big cock in front of them.

R69 Semen is produced in the testicles, idiot.

perhaps he's trans and gets his from the pharmacy

No, r69, it really isn’t. Sperm originates in the nuts, but the bulk of semen is produced by the seminal vesicles, the balbourethral gland, and the holy grail of anal sex, the prostate.

^^^ Speaking as one who lost his entire prostate to cancer, I echo your sentiments, R105.

Hey, r106, I’m glad you’re still with us.

You could do a prostate cancer Q and A here and I bet there’d be some bad jokes but even more eager learners.

Our young family performed as "The Four Balls."

R105 The fluid in the seminal vesicles is called seminal fluid. It's not semen on its own. It mixes with semen from the testicles in the vas deferens prior to ejaculation.

This thread and its discussion of semen has become fascinating. It's like a bunch of dogs discussing how an airplane works.

One is Milchig and the other is Fleishig.

R110 Dogs can't discuss how an airplane works.

R110 What a pompous ass you are. If you have some medical training, then say so. I was merely repeating what I found on Wikipedia and Britannica.

R113 just calm down. Don't get your seminal vesicles in an uproar.

R114 What makes you think I'm anything other than calm?

Balls

i think the proper admonition would be. " don't get your seminal vesicles tied in a knot"

R115 maybe because your overwrought hysterical flaming drama-queen act is coming right through the screen of everyone's computer.

R118 That post is the only thing hysterical I've seen here.

R199 What a pompous ass you are.

R120 You're getting your numbers mixed up. He did strike me as a little pompous. Maybe "pompous ass" was OTT, but hardly hysterical.

There is thing where men inject silicon into their balls. It is truly horrifying. That cannot be healthy.

I have big balls and they get in the way, especially when I'm sitting down while wearing tight pants or underwear. I often have to wait for the right time when nobody's watching to move them out of the way so I won't squeeze them. This is why I almost always go commando when wearing shorts, so that the balls will have more room to flop around and get out of the way. It's the cross I bear.

Favor

I was partying in London/EU over the holidays, years ago and was taking an antibiotic. I ate terrible and drank like a Brit. My tight pants on my big package got even tighter and I got a male yeast infection, which is different from jock it. I got it from the booze and biotics. Luckily Diflucan is OTC in the UK. If you have big balls and tight pants are in style, you cannot gain an ounce of weight.

R136 Post a photo of your big package, preferably in tight white or red pants.

R135, that's incredible! Thank you for posting.

Woman have nice bulge less crotches, compare that to a man...everything hanging out,.

R139 needs help.

Desi Ball?

TL'DR you have 2 b/c the Y chromosome tells your body as a fetus to form male genitalia not female so your ovaries descend and form a nutsac :D

The highly esteemed Tiffany Haddish breaks it down far better than I can.

Ok r142. Then why 2 ovaries in the first place?

Probably natural selection? if one failed more than one ovary was still able to maintain eggs or something?

Two ovaries = more fertile and the won in the end?

Why not have two hearts then?

Because it didn't randomly occur?

There has to be a mutation or deformity or something that happens randomly that just happens to make something more able to survive. That thing then, if it breeds, will make more things, possibly, like itself then they breed etc and eventually take over if they're the most fit to survive.

So, there was probably no random mutation or whatever in a human or monkey or whatever that ended up with two hearts or if there was, it ended up being something that couldn't survive as easily which is why we don't have two hearts.

We do have a few organs that come in pairs, all with very nice symmetry. Is this symmetry telling us something?

Lately when I shave my balls and trim my bush, it makes me so horny. I don't know why, but lately I just want to cum all the time. Big balls = high sex drive, maybe.

Did your balls become big lately?

I was surrounded by too many of 'em, including mine.

(R 140) I sincerely hope you squeeze yours when exiting a car, or getting kicked in your crotch.

My favorite dish. Even better on a big bear.

have you tried folding your balls underneath youself?

No one has yet discussed the medical emergencies that massive low-hangers can precipitate.

OK, I just saw this thread for the first time and it's certainly interesting. Here's a new issue: I had a boyfriend years ago, who was about 10 years younger than me at the time. He was barely 21, very tall, lanky and muscular, a tennis player, a good one, and not super-well-experienced sexually, or otherwise. His balls were a lot bigger than mine, and hung down between his long thighs. He was blond, just to round things out. I realized that he loved to have his balls squeezed. HARD. Frighteningly hard, so hard that I was afraid I was going to destroy them, but he got off on it and it didn't seem to hurt him, at least not like it would have me - I would have been screaming and punching him in the face if he'd done mine with the same pressure. Additionally, there is the fact that the old Shotgun Video company out in San Francisco made a LONG list of videos of this kind of brutal s&m ball torture, all of the "victims" volunteering for the treatment and usually begging for more. So what gives? How do these guys stand this kind of sensation? Anybody have any ideas about it?

For the men complaining about how tight their balls are, get your testosterone checked. Low T can contribute to this.

R156 wrote, "who was about 10 years younger than me at the time" - um he will ALWAYS be about 10 years younger than you.

^I know that, and so does every one else. Why it DOES make a difference is that the age difference is vastly more pronounced at 21 as opposed to 31, 41 etc.

Guys with bigger balls are more sexual and better in bed than those with little pig balls. There is more testosterone found in guys with big low hangers.

Not enough visuals on this thread, given the topic.

They get squeezed getting out of the car, they always need scratching and always need support if one is going swimming or playing any sports. Dreadful design and I know all about the temperature nonsense, they should be undescended.

OP, many things come in pairs: eyes, hands, feet, kidneys, ovaries nipples, genders, etc

I love watching a mans balls contract when they are coming. I love balls. I love sucking on them, stroking them, playing with them, licking them.

r11 How common is that?

I notice that other animals don't seem to have the same vulnerability around balls as humans. Every man has at one time or another been accidentally hit in the balls, most several times, and it is one of the most excruciating pains men ever endure. Sad to experience and sad to see. Most men either double over or drop to the ground. I try to imagine our primate ancestors before they started using furs or pounding bark to make some sort of clothing. Walking through the forest with their balls dangling they must have been injured many many times.

Big balls have one use though - they enable guys to show a package through clothing. A combination of a bubble but and big balls will make someone with an average dick look like John Holmes in clothing.

[quote]Big balls have one use though - they enable guys to show a package through clothing. A combination of a bubble but and big balls will make someone with an average dick look like John Holmes in clothing.

Not necessarily. I was a competitive swimmer and though I had a bigger dick than some of my teammates, high, tight, and smaller balls can make for a nicer package as the cock kind of curls over the nut sack offering a bigger bulge. Having low hanger you saw less of my cock and I don't think my bulge is as good as it would be will smaller balls that hang tight.

But low-hanging swinging balls are a prime feature of the locker room.

OK, I "revived" this thread after it had lapsed into silence for 2 solid months. Does nobody have any answers to my question(s) in R156? Sheesh.

We just like balls, r169.

Try Ann Landers.

But how do you feel about having them squeezed like they're trapped in an ever-tightening vise? I can think of a lot of guys I'd ask about this before I'd ask Ann Landers, frankly. She's dead, she don't care.

I like balls. The way they smell, hairy or shaved.

Slightly off topic, but when Dorothy Parker was consigned to women's fashions and issues at her NYC newspaper (which she hated) , she got everyone's attention when she managed to get this headline printed: BALLS BALLS BALLS, THE DEBUTANTE"S DELIGHT.

Some guys love having their balls squeezed very hard. I don't get it, but I will do it.

Always cup a dudes balls with one hand while giving head. Also, use your tongue to press where the taint meets the balls while he is jacking off and about to cum. He can either squad over your face or you can do it while he is laying (lying?) on his back.

Have a ball!

r174, yes I always do and love having that done to me.