Does bankrupt Joey Lawrence have a new girlfriend?

She can pay the bills. He can lick the stamps.

Where did his money go?

Terrible haircuts.

I didn't know he and his wife divorced.

r4, I guess that is where the money went.

Two divorces thus far. Several kids.

A guy has to fuck, ya know, rich or poor.

[quote] He can lick the stamps.

From the looks of him there he can just wipe the stamps across his greasy face.

He should be on Onlyfans. Fast cash. You know, for all his, ahem, ladyfans...

Whoever his handler is, he obviously doesn't care. If he stopped the obsessive working out and got a great hairpiece he could have a career.

Does he have “an” Onlyfans?

Is he white?

The world of heterosexuals is a sick and boring life.

[quote] Is he white?

Don’t ask.

I don’t see this lasting long. Not too many 20-somethings that get with a twice divorced broke 40-something with kids stay for long.

This is simping, pure and simple.

He has no money. Lawrence and his last wife were living absurdly beyond their means in classic LA flash style: a huge rented house with top-of-the-range leased cars, including a Bentley, with virtually no money coming in. And I do not know how much he paid for that mediocre hair transplant, a very unnatural result.

The spray on hair and the drawn on eyebrows....

He's gorgeous.

R17 This may be a stereotype, but honestly, I know so many Italians that have no concept of budgeting and they live way beyond their means.

This People article detailed the bankruptcy from a few years ago.

[quote] She can pay the bills. He can lick the stamps.

Um, bills are paid online. No one has stamps and you can stream movies using the internet.

The pic above he has tattooed stubble. Why he had so pointy like a widow's peak doesn't make sense.

Joey and his brother Matthew appear in a lot of Lifetime movies these days.

R24 Sad.

That still beats the crappy church basement movies that keep Kirk Cameron off skid row.

"My Favorite #foevever" made me giggle

He can still afford “product” for his face, eyebrows and what’s left of his hair?

I don't think he wore this much makeup to impersonate Al Jolson!

He has more makeup on than that former fatty Candace Cameron Bure.

Is her husband and son still smelling cookies? I remember there was a photo of them and they looked like a daddy/son couple.

You guys are so harsh - I think he looks really cute there!

Wait…he’s a heterosexual?

Seriously? 32 replies and not one comment that the OP is an idiot?

"Woah"???

[quote] Is he white?

He’s got that perma orange oompah loompah look

Maybe Ryan Murphy can find something for him.

He's not hideous. That hair...thing...was a mistake though. Shave that sad clot off.

[quote]It's amazing how many of you are completely missing the ENTIRE fucking point of this show. If you hate the "comedy" parts, then you are supposed to.

Shave what off? He's bald.

With girlfriend.

He’s pretty and dumb as a box of rocks, so I’d definitely fuck him twelve ways from Sunday.

But what’s that thing growing on top of his head? He had tattooed hair follicles during Melissa and Joey, or whatever that shitty show was called. Is it a transplant or a piece?

Onlyfans, Joey.

Dancing creepily. At least he’s shirtless in part of it.

Wasn't creepy, just not very good. It would have been better with nudity.

He does not strike me as a heterosexualist.

Sizemeat?

He’s dumb as fuck as evidenced by his stint on Celebrity Big Brother. He’s also beautiful. I’d definitely let him inside me.

He seems to have worked fairly steadily throughout the years; perhaps not earing a huge salary, but enough to live modestly or comfortably.

[quote] enough to live modestly or comfortably.

The thing is he didn’t. He lived way beyond his means.

[quote] He seems to have worked fairly steadily throughout the years; perhaps not earing a huge salary, but enough to live modestly or comfortably.

As mentioned above, he’s borderline retarded. He should be able to live comfortably after working so much most of his life, but he blew through it on things he has no business trying to afford.

I'll pay Joey's bills.

He could play Ricky Martin in a biopic.

Wow, love bbhays83's comment in OP's link - Is this the one you ruined your marriage over? Destroyed your 2 girls' life? You'll continue to be broke and struggling with this kind of energy in your life.

Someone on DL was born in 83, barebacks and has a last name Hays.

He looks pretty good to me for 45 years old... .

This is simping.

Woah! They’re engaged. How long until his inevitable third divorce?

R53 Why get married to an older, bankrupt, twice divorced man who already has kids? Whatever. Good luck!

Most actors have an over-inflated sense of self worth. This fucker has been in the limelight pretty much since birth so imagine the sense of entitlement this little attention whore must have! Nobody cares about your multiple marriages dude. Go away!

[quote]Why get married to an older, bankrupt, twice divorced man who already has kids? Whatever. Good luck!

He's a star, Mommy!

And of course the Daily Fail isn’t allowing comments under the story.🙄 Wonder if they don’t want people questioning things.😏