Let’s Be Pretentious Intellectuals

I'd the dog-eared copy of Infinite Jest.

I like to namedrop Joan Didion.

I've never read anything by Joan Didion but I read a review of a documentary about her, and she sounded cool. (She's still alive, right?)

PS: I'm way too busy posting online to actually read anything, but I read a lot of reviews and "thought pieces" online.

Especially the ones my friends re-post.

I'm the worldwide woke committee who are actually dead inside.

I'm late for my Marxist Literary Group meeting, and I promised to bring wine. Dammit.

I hate my life.

I cut my own hair.

I attend the Whitney Biennial faithfully, but secretly only really like the French Impressionists. And Van Gogh.

I no longer eat wheat, and neither should you, not if you actually care about the planet.

I'm the stacks and stacks of books in their study. I'm pure style, not substance.

Bostonians will get this:

I’m the Martha’s Vineyard Black Dog t-shirt that every douche from NY who’s now living in the South End owns.

OP, I have never seen a T-Shirt like that. Any reference, please?

I actually had a conversation with a working adult who hadn't even completed his undergrad degree. Can you imagine? He wasn't a complete idiot, at least. It was sort of charming.

I mean, graduate school is an inevitable rite of passage, like losing one's virginity.

R9 just like a travel shirt from an alleged visit to Nepal, more likely a thrift store find

I'm OP, I find intelligent people a threat, so I start idiotic threads in a pitiful attempt to smear anyone who can actually think for themselves. Heil Trump, heil Q!

I’m three middle aged straight white men going on and on about Richard Ford.

I'm the bad sex.

I'm the straight white man who raves over the "heroes" in Cormac McCarthy and Dennis Johnson; color codes the emotions, plot lines, and themes in any novel he reads and shares his aperçus; and cannot sleep because his brain is on fire. Oh, and tediously and inevitably works in quotes from Infinite Jest into any vaguely literary conversation.

I'm the pointy head and the skinny shanks.

I'm unconvincing facial hair.

r12 thinks "intellectuals" and "intelligent people" are synonyms.

One word, just one word: Quinoa.

I’ll be the reading of the newest translation of Dostoyevsky because the previous one was not up to par.

I'm a university compiling lists of words you can't use anymore.

I'm the postmodern theory that they spout to feel superior to others who can't speak the language of academic bullshit. I'm just pretentious garbage but they memorized me so well they can't let me go.

I am Critical Theory, and I am everything.

Except maybe tenure. Tenure is everything.

Even though I'm fully vaxxed, I still wear my mask outdoors and in Whole Foods.

I'm Jordan Peterson.

I'm the food staples in all of their pantries: Quinoa, Kombucha, Nori, and Bone Broth.

I love discovering these new foods. Oh wait.... You mean other cultures have been eating this for over 50 years?

Those are not intellectuals R26

They're Goopistas and the men who know them.

I’m reading Proust in French.

In 1967 I went straight from Cambridge to Time Life’s Paris bureau…a lowly editorial assistant…there was a clerical error—of sorts…the housing secretary on staff was a Catholic and she had worshipped Jackie Kennedy since the ‘61 French visit…well, she saw my name and “assumed” I was part of the clan…so she actually put me in a flat in the 1st! The 1st! Me and Coco fucking Chanel, living in the 1st. When the bureau chief heard, he was livid: here he was in the 7th…and he was a WASP!

I'm references to "Jacques" that assume the listener knows I am referring the Jacques Derrida, the father of Deconstructionism

The same way I will refer to Foucault as "Michel" and David Foster Wallace as "Foster", the latter sure to go over the heads of even his closest friends

R29, you seem to actually be quoting a pretentious intellectual you know IRL? Yes?

I’m Woody Allen making a career out of simultaneously mocking and envying them when I’m not copying Ingmar Bergman.

I’m the Prius with a Free Tibet/coexist bumper sticker on it, driven by a manbun.

I sniff at the mention of Brahms, but adore Cage and Glass.

I'm the Black Lives Matter sign on the front lawn, watching as Mum shuttles the kids off to their A list 99.9% white primary school in a Tesla.

I'm a linguistics professor who writes out social media posts in two languages (the translation is to English so my prole friends can understand).

I have a child who has been a 'they' since They were a toddler. I am 40-years-old, divorced, and now call myself bi so I can reign terror over LGBT groups across the land. I am at the front of Pride.

I talk a lot about pronouns, class warfare, and how all white people are guilty - even though I grew up in one of the wealthiest suburbs in our city and went straight from hight school to university to post-grad placement helped by my dad's connections.

I actually exist, unfortunately.

I'm their instance at being called "doctor." I don't mention that I have an Ed.D., not a PhD or MD.

I’m the “Science Is Real” bumper sticker and the “Trans Women Are Women” t-shirt. The incongruity of these two statements is completely overlooked.

I'm the couple with the "Superman Was An Immigrant" sign out front. I heartily welcome migrants, most of whom are illegal, to maintain my extensive grounds, paint and carry out renovations, and clean my spacious 1940s colonial in Chappaqua, NY.

Where Bill and Hillary, those two great liberals, also have a large white colonial.

R39 for the win.

I'm the anit-intellectualism that has blighted American culture since the 50s and seeks to keep it all simple and perky. Thinking is the enemy within. Posts like this are dead to me.

R6 What's wrong with wheat? Is wheat cancelled?

Walking behind two women on our way to the garage after a lecture at Harvard’s Kennedy School about Afghanistan, the Taliban, the Soviet defeat there in the late ‘80’s, etc.

Woman #1: “Love your scarf”

Woman # 2 starts with, “The last time we were in Peshawar...”

Yeah, let's keep everyone stupid and controlled. Vote Trump, vote DeSantis!

I want Trump's infected cock inside me!

I love this thread!

Instead of saying the name of the Ivy League university that I attended, I say I went to school in New Haven or Cambridge.

Trump won the election and we're going to take AMERICA back!

I’m the guy in a Blue Lives Matter shirt and Bass Pro Shop hat. I’m explaining to you why you don’t need that mask, bro. I’m citing stuff on the internet, and suddenly using the word ‘science.’ My son is wearing an I Love Hot Moms hoodie.

I'm the pretentious film geek, who keeps a bookcase containing their Criterion blu-rays in their living room so that everyone sees it.

R49 thats a qtard,not an intellectual

I'm pronouncing Barcelona as "Barthelona".

I'm the pretentious intellectual mom who put up the Little Free Library box in the neighborhood and I enjoy telling people how my children don't watch television.

I always get a lot of WWs whenever I post on The Data Lounge. Everyone just hangs on to every word I type and I'm often directly quoted as well.

It's nice to shower my intellect so generously on the hoi polloi that normally posts on The DL.

R51, yeah, I know. I referred to him as a “savvy autodidact.” He looked at me as if I had used a dirty word.

I'm the no dress sense because I take myself far too serious to be interested in anything as fickle as fashion, and because of my aspergers , I couldn't coordinate colours and styles if my life depended on it

Dr Siobhan O'Dwyer, an Australian currently working in the UK, posted on social media how upset she was that cabin crew referred to her as 'Miss' and not 'Doctor'.

On August 31 the senior lecturer at the University of Exeter accused staff of consciously ignoring her academic title, something she sees as sexism.

She tweeted: “Hey Qantas, my name is Dr O’Dwyer. My ticket says Dr O’Dwyer,” she tweeted. “Do not look at my ticket, look at me, look back at my ticket, decide it’s a typo, and call me Miss O’Dwyer.

“I did not spend eight years at university to be called Miss.”

[Quote]I sniff at the mention of Brahms, but adore Cage and Glass.

I'm all the posters attacking this topic & anyone who posts on it.

How DARE you. DON'T YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE??

WE are the chosen, the evolved the woke, you nasty dirty, Magatards, Inbreds, Hillbillies. You need to know your place you ignoramus louts. Bow down before your betters!!

"Instead of saying the name of the Ivy League university that I attended, I say I went to school in New Haven or Cambridge."

I am guilty of this! I hope I am not too pretentious.

I have no partner or friends because I can't engage in a normal conversation , it's not my fault, it's everyone else, they're just too stupid for me,

I'm the Qanon Shaman snowflake who demands organic food in prison.

The Q Shaman is an intellectual? He is just a new age grifter, trying to make some bucks off this trend.

I'm the 7 million brain dead crybabies who believe Trump won the election.

I’m Kaja Silverman, semiotics professor at Brown and I started woke culture back in the late 80s. I smoked Gauloises, wore a high black turtleneck and literally ran a small cult on campus. I kept my Montblanc pen in my ratty hair as I scrawled Foucault quotes on the blackboard.

I'm the "high-low" pretentious intellectual. I argue that 1958's The Blob is as fascinating 1958's Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, and more thoughtful. I'm pretentious about it because I'm correct. High brow only intellectuals are the worst.

We are the baseless ad hominem attacks on OP that prove his point.

No, r60 you’re not pretentious, it’s a sweet little stratagem. I like it.

I'm Micheal Silverman, Kaja's ex, and though my body surfaces are all shrinking to my core, I'm a helluva lot more playful than Kaja. Semiotics done correctly. For the moment.

I'm disappointed in this thread full of observations by people who pretend to be things other than intellectual.

I'm the conservative genius who knows how to appeal to black women.

R69…… did you go to Brown? R65.

I don't 'live' anywhere, I stay with Woke friends all around the world.

I’m the pledge to only read books by black women for a year. I last a week.

I'm William F. Buckley Jr's fabulous lockjaw, sucking all the air out of the Temple of Dendur's immense pavilion.

I'm the retarded Republican DL poster who thinks he can make a difference here.

I'm OP, the intellectual in the room.

I’m the stunning and brave white man putting R71 in her place by calling her a sellout and an Aunt Jemima.

I’m the [italic]accent aigu[/italic] in [italic]élite[/italic].

Wow, black women really trigger OP. What a surprise.

I'm Bernard-Henri Lévy leaving my third wife Arielle Domba in our villa in Saint Paul de Vence for an afternoon tryst with my mistress Daphne Guinness in Cap Ferrat.

I'm OP. I'm desperate to own a gay site...

I own a stately apartment in Rome, filled with books. I also own one in Berlin. Nobody knows what I actually do for a living.

I'm OP, trying to come at this with a new angle. Just give me a minute to google vaguely progressive educated people I can attempt to own.

I speak 3 Khoisan dialects perfectly, down to the last click, yet hire only francophone staff for my ranch in Kenya, a non-francophone country.

"Nobody" describes you perfectly. R83

I read philosophy in Munich and at the Sorbonne, and refuse to discuss philosophy in English.

Did you have to look up the correct spelling of Sorbonne?

I attended Le Rosey, London School Economics and Harvard Business School, made a 9-figure fortune by my mid 30s, and retired from banking to open a contemporary art gallery located in Venice, Los Angeles and São Paulo.

Ooh, what a BURN! You own us OP! Wow, we can't fight your towering smartiness.

Jeez, must be a big gallery to cover three continents, the Med and the Atlantic...

All that money and she still doesn’t know the difference between singular and plural.

After reading this thread I now realize how wrong I was to pursue an education. You have won me over OP. Your brilliance has trounced us fags here on DL. We bow to your glory!

We are three grad school buddies dining at Extrablatt in Davos during the WEF. A UN Director, a Stanford Professor and an extremely very well-married philanthropist who's in the horse business with the Gulf Gotha, and we are ignoring Debbie Downer at R90 who doesn't know how to play the game.

Ooh DOUBLE BURN! I am SO OWNED!

There is an extremely insecure troll on this thread.

Yes, it's OP. The conservative troll who haunts Datalounge.

R80 chose a word that sounds like a racial slur to justify projecting his own racism onto OP for having the audacity to poke holes in the flaws of pseudointellectuals.

^Jesus fuck you are an idiot. Tell me, did you learn this in prison, proud boy?

I'm the forced, tediously arranged manbun even though I'm mostly bald. I also wear eyeglasses with very small round frames. I carry an unred but dog-eared copy of an obscure Michel Foucault book.

Yep, eyeglasses are a classic troll/bully technique. Wow, you're really slipping back to basics.

I’m the casual mention of Derrida.

Oh SLAM!

Oh, I see someone upthread has already mentioned Derrida. Shame. I suppose I’ll have to make a cunning reference to Wittgenstein.

I'm the television that they don't believe in.

I hate those casual Derrida butt sniffers! It's always Derrida THIS and Derrida THAT! Blam!

I'm NPR, the home media default setting.

R98 doubles down on his racism, accusing someone of being a "proud boy" because he likes calling men of color "boy."

^ That's Fox "News" thinking for you.

R107 does what conservative cunts do. They call people who call out racism as "racist" Way to "flip" the narrative, fucktard.

I get all MY news from OAN and whatever our proud overlord Trump tells me!

OP, are you going to hang Mike Pence and finish the job? I thought you were all Oath Keepers?

It is racist to call anyone non-white and/or non-heterosexual racist.

Racism equals power plus prejudice.

Gays do not have the power to oppress.

Heterosexuals do.

Therefore, not only can gays not be racist, you're both a racist and a homophobe for calling gays racist.

[quote]fucktard.

After the racial slurs come the mental health slurs. The bigotries just keep piling up.

Oh just stop laying into OP, he's butthurt. He's waiting for August, when Trump gets...reinstated. That's not an empty promise. It's FACT, libtards!

We're enough straw men to launch 50 bus and truck tours of [italic]The Wizard of Oz[/italic].

This is why we can't have Nice Threads on DL.

Yep, OP is right. Gays hate gays and are anti-gay. On a gay site. And calling out racism makes you a racist racist!

And WHAT a nice, all classy like thread this is.

I got the lead in a community theater production of the Elephant Man. I preform as a magician at a local spaghetti and meatball joint. I am also a registered sex offender.

^ Matt Gaetz, what are YOU doing here?

Well it was created by a retarded deplorable who thinks the height of intellectual pretension is Nepal spirituality and Birkenstocks. He seems to have references from the mid-70s at the latest.

That's because that's the last era before we started to see a massive decline in our collective cultural standards, R122. Instead of increasing, they decreased.

[quote]retarded

Not an okay word anymore.

Why do deplorables bother to post here, WHY, dear reader? Have they shut down ALL the Planned Parenthoods and have nothing else to do?

R121, Gaetz accomplished all those things? Before potential incarceration? Brava! Now that I think about it, he could play John Merrick.

“I am not an animal!”

Do, do we have a WOKE deplorable here?

Haven't we moved on Derrida? I think we are now at Jean Baudrillard. It is not about social constructs but hyper-reality. We are in a world with so much information you end up believing nothing.

[quote]The term has implications of ‘too much reality’ – everything being on the surface, without mystery; ‘more real than reality’ – too perfect and schematic to be true, like special effects; and ‘para-reality’, an extra layer laid over, or instead of, reality. It is experienced as more real than the real, because of its effect of breaking down the boundary between real and imaginary. It is a ‘real’ without ‘origin or reality’, a reality to which we cannot connect.

It's hard to develop a cohesive social construct in a fire hose of information.

"Would you like me to explain the phrase 'ad hominem' to you? Yes, I though you might..."

I've got the beautiful eclectic library filled with books I've never read but all bought second-hand so it looks like I have.

R130 A keyhole view of how normal people live. Only a fool would try to deride people who have books by claiming they are for show. How does this demented thing walk and talk at the same time.

Baudrillard was early nineties in American universities. Of course the French moved on 30 years ago, yes.

[quote] Haven't we moved on Derrida?

All these word salads soaked in alphabet soup suggest otherwise. Are they at least organic?

Can we PLEASE talk about the works of Jackie Collins? These other names confuse me.

Dylan Geick - we'd like to hear from you.

He's busy wrestling a salami.

[quote] Baudrillard was early nineties in American universities. Of course the French moved on 30 years ago, yes.

Never heard of him

I'd rather talk about the work of Mo Collins.

R107 and he does so using his most recent - or are there newer ones? - sockpuppet account. The one he's posting on here today was first used to comment (bitterly) on Friday.

Busy, busy, busy.

I’m the vast collection of tote bags.

We're the Bert and Ernie bumper stickers from making donations to PBS.

Ooh, good one. Tote bags are so damning...

Why watch PBS when you can watch the TRUTH on OAN. Trump WILL BE reinstated.

I'm [italic]The Andy Griffith Show[/italic], from which R143 learned everything he thinks he knows about the South.

Earlier today I spied a woman with an Equal Justice for All tote bag jumping into her Prius with Vermont plates. Does that count?

^ It sounds fake, like your tits.

I'm the hand-rolled cigarettes!

It's a true story, but I guess it triggered you in some screwed-up way?

Do deplorables hand roll their meth?

I’m the premature ejaculation problem.

I worked at a book store in Chicago between finishing my undergrad at U of C and starting my doctorate at Harvard.

Those bookstore days really humbled and entertained me but I now enjoy my tenure at Dartmouth.

Writing books, drinking wine, fucking grad students.

Yeah, but you're doing it in New Hampshire...

Depressing.

I wonder how R151's illustrious colleagues and students at Dartmouth would feel, knowing he spends his free time here...

On Datalounge.

I wonder if OP's fuckfaced friends n' family know he cruises a gay site. Shouldn't you be trolling on foxnews.com?

OP gets excited by engaging with anonymous gay men here...

I drop characters from mythology into sentences, to let folks know I done been college: "His decision to expand was his Icarus moment, if you ask me...".

I'm the unacknowledged and unearned white privilege.

If I shit in the woods do I make a noise?

r47 I know a Harvard Law grad in his late 50s who does exactly that

I know a patriot who shit in Pelosi's office on January 6th.

I'm the disgust in the heart of r20's friend ... who didn't know he associated with people who couldn't read Dostoevsky in the original.

I've met a number of Harvard and Yalies who do exactly that as well, R159. It's a bit of an in-joke among them. NYC and my industry in particular is crawling with Ivy Leaguers.

It's fucking obnoxious and they're not fooling anybody.

... and they're ruining this thread, r18

R98 is the same psychotic racist impersonating the OP and thus proving his point. Punching down does not make you a revolutionary.

This thread was ruined with "Let's Be Pretentious Intellectuals."

No, troll R165, it's your fault you fucking psychotic freak.

Tell me more, oh wise intellectual.

I'm R167 trying to convince myself that my eating of old people's excrement was purely for scientific research.

Oh. There's the troll...

I'm R169 clearing my cookies to create the impression that more than one person holds his psychopathic views.

I'm R170 who has lost all touch with reality.

I'm R171 continuing to prove the point of the actual OP he has been impersonating in order to harass and stalk.

I'm Noam Chomsky denying the atrocities of the Khmer Rouge yet again.

I'm R172 who trolls and stalks a gay site.

I'm R174 trying to rationalize how sticking penises in vaginas is gayer than actual gay sex.

I'm the militant demand for internal and external conformity combined with the intense paranoia and homophobia that leads psychotic homophobe R174 to accuse gay people of heterosexuality.

I'm R175. I'm confused about a great many things.

We're the padded cell R177 belongs in before he kills someone.

I'm R177. I'm an intellectual and I wear round glasses, have a tote bag and wear birkenstocks. I set the world on fire with my offenses according to some. My tote bag alone is enough to set off even the most dedicated troll. A tote bag. Go figure.

We're the hate crime laws put in place to protect actual human beings from the likes of R179.

I'm the hysterical douche who throws out "hate crimes" and "padded cell" bullshit to disguise how pathetic I am. I love to play the victim.

We're the background checks designed to keep guns out of the hands of R181.

^ It's like watching an old snake in it's death rattle.

We're the 500 feet of distance R183 needs to keep between every school and playground in town.

As he slowly comes apart.

Stop your yapping about Gayatri Spivak and suck my big fat dick.

Playground? School? I'll pay your tuition!

We're the strait-jacket R185/R187 needs to be fitted for before he goes on a killing spree.

For Christs Sake at least come up with new material.

We're the scientists who would pay good money to put R189's brain in a jar to study what's wrong with it.

A 16 oz mason jar will be more than enough. Or a canister of Skippy peanut butter.

Wow, that was not worth the wait.

Nope, troll R191, you haven't gotten a single one right yet.

Are you going to keep dancing like a chimp?

I'm R193 continuing to project his psychosis onto everyone else with a flickering bulb about to burn out.

This could have been a fun thread.

That was anitclimactic.

It was a fun thread until R196 took it personally and then started calling the OP every stale epithet in the book.

Yes, "round glasses" was BRILLIANT.

See what I mean? R198 is still spewing out substance-free invective.

Tragic, again.

Like a broken record, R200 repeats the same psychotic crap over and over again.

201 useless posts.

Shut up, R202. Just shut up. Nobody likes you. Nobody cares about your opinions about anything. And the more you insist on ruining everyone else's day, the more you will deserve what you get because of it.

Wow, I put the aggrieved troll on ignoredar and he's posted dozens of posts in this thread. I wonder what triggered him. Was it the Nepal t-shirt? Or the Marxist Literary Group? Lol.

Calm down. Have you got the vapors?

Girls, GIRLS! Your cat fight is pathetic. Now Gertrude Stein and Anna, Comtesse Mathieu de Noailles could stage an amusing cat fight!

R205 takes being read to filth personally while doing nothing about the filth to which he is being read.

If that's being read you can't read.

I’m the nerdy Catholic studying at the Columbia University Dept of Religion.

I am gay, even out, but I am intentionally celibate.

My favorite author is philosopher/mystic Simone Weil.

I’ve perfected my mother’s lasagne and will invite you over to dinner.

I will let you give me a back rub, but the evening ends chastely.

R208 keeps proving OP correct with each new blathering of bullshit.

And the banquet of bullshit continues...

R211 has all the intellectual capacity of a gnat sat on by someone very fat.

Wow, another dazzling observation. Clap clap. What a zinger.

Thanks so much. It was hard to rhyme gnat with fat.

R213/R214's trolling was immortalized in music by Edvard Grieg when he wrote "Peer Gunt."

What is all this talk of Foucault, Derrida and those other cranky French men? We are so over the boomers' slavish devotion to Marxism and Post Modernism/Deconstructionism.

We are putting on a play by Andre Breton (staging by myself!) in the Adams House common area tomorrow. Surrealism is where it's at - please come, but all must wear black and pointy shoes. There will be NO subtitles!

I'm a professor at Cal.

Tenured? Or an adjunct (*snickers)

Which Cal, R217?

I’m the horn-rimmed spectacles (eyeglasses) with no actual prescription.

And the Brompton collapsible bicycle. I can still “drive” home while inebriated.

Oh dear, R219.

There is only one "Cal" and it is in the Bishop's city. Can you tell me where Cal is?

R219: Cal + University of California - Berkeley. The ONE Cal.

(scoff) I think I remember Shakespeare accurately.

The UC system has ten campuses.

None of which have ever beaten Stanford in US News and World Report.

Cal Tech is ranked higher than Berkeley these days.

The Stanford Troll has arrived! Go fuck yourself.

-Cal

Yo mama so dumb she thought Cal was this guy:

I’m the phonograph.

I’m the hand-thrown pottery wine goblets.

I’m the unironic Birkenstocks.

I’m the vintage copy of “The Moosewood Cookbook”.

I’m the Chemex.

I remember how when Stanford was in town for the big game, we would take slightly rotting fruit and put little popper firecrackers in them and toss them down on the Stanford fools!

Great times at Cal, best years of my life.

I’m the longing for life in one of Brooklyn’s white neighborhoods but I’m tenured at East Asscrack State out in the flyover wilderness.

I'm the terrified shit that posts about scary intellectuals because I have no intelligence myself. I use sad, basic scenarios in a vain attempt to OWN them, and make myself feel better. This is my safe space to take a dump.

East Asscrack State!

East Asscrack State

Where the buttcheeks smell first-rate

Even after all the beans we ate!

East Asscrack State!

East Asscrack State!

I'm the inability to laugh at myself. I'm very off-putting.

I’m the tiny television I keep hidden in a drawer.

R234 and no mention of Lacan or Julia Kristeva?

(That should be 234 posts and not R234)

I’m the lightweight scarf worn indoors.

I’m the one bedroom rent controlled apartment I’ve lived in since 1965. A short walk to the Columbia campus.

Yes I am the apartment and the dweller of the apartment.

I'm just killing time waiting for the "Stuart Hall: Selected Writings on Marxism, an online roundtable event" to start.

I'm the thin skinned, humorless twits who hate Op. & this topic. Triggered much. Nothing like reality to get their Granny pants in a twist.,

Even smiling would crack their faces.. Imagine laughing

Thin skins and thick thighs. What a paradox.

I'm the Flyoverstan community college that OP attended for 1 year, earning straight Cs.

I’m the disdainful and dismissive attitude toward people in middle America who attempt to better themselves by attending community college. See, e.g., r243.

I was granted tenure at 25 but moved on to a better situation at Yale, where I also now have tenure. My being a minority female with a disability has nothing to do with it!

And yet I do not attack the community college system in the USA, and I do not attack Americans who live where I do not. The cunt fails the thread because "pretentious intellectuals" do not show their cards in such a foolish way, nor do they use terms such as "Flyoverstan" or write with numerals for non-data terms under 10 (Oh, dear).

I am R243 who posted successfully in a thread called "Let's be pretentious intellectuals". I am not R244, who does not understand the game being played, and failed to learn anything in college beyond corrupt, boilerplate low-brow Social Justice Warriorship applied to low hanging fruit.

I'm the old Social Justice Warrior asshole. Notice how much I hate justice? Fairness? Equality? I'm the failure in life that attacks anyone who has what I don't, intelligence. I stew in my pea brained foul simplicity, lashing out at those I perceive as better than myself because I know that they, in fact, are. They wanted something better than the delusional sewer that is me. I don't want to think about myself. So I attack The Others.

I'm the turd who has the Social Justice Warrior fetish. I can't stand that there are people who acknowledge that black people, gay people, women, and others have been persecuted or decades if not hundreds of years, and they want to make life better for them. I label them Social Justice Warriors because it's easier for my small uneducated mind to understand. I can't call them niggers and faggots or cunts anymore because those mean SJP's won't allow my bigotry and hatred. I feel under attack because they are taking away my feelings of superiority over them. That makes me feel small so I lash out at these "woke" SJP's. I'd rather be asleep and continue my reign of terror on minorities. It's the only joy I have in my empty sad life and I'm not about to let "pretentious" intellectuals take my bigotry away from me. It's the only thing that makes the pain of my failures go away.

I am Sarah Jessica Parker and I am wondering why R248 has dragged me into this. R248 can't even play the game correctly.

I’m the capitalized interest on the massive student loan debt.

I'm the same "SJP" hating turd that has posted on many other threads. My verbiage is always the same. I think trolling is a game. Because playing childish games is the only thing I understand. I'm the SJP troll. I'm OP. You'll never stop me. I always have to have the last word. I'm a troll. I haunt Datalounge.