Madonna Vogue Italia 2021 somebody's desperate!

Introducing Norma Desmond.

holy hell

She is just terrified of dying, isn't she? I think that is why she refuses to accept aging. Sad parody of herself.

She looks like she has a mophead on her skull.

where did the freckles come from?

[quote]Introducing Norma Desmond.

That's CYBERPUNK Norma Desmond to you, asshole!!

Pathetic

Bitch stole my act!

Why doesn’t she have a conservatorship yet?

So the mammoth ass was all bluff? Sorry, I'm behind on important news items.

the twizzler hanging out of her mouth in 2 of the pics is odd

Where is her muscle tone? Does she work out at all anymore? Her physique used to be a testament to her work ethic and I admired her for her dedication.

All of the Goodwill/Salvation Army clothing and wigs aside, that disappoints me the most. It truly shows she's given up on herself.

She’s worse than Janet Jackson. Put them old titties away!

I think she looks good especially in the blue wig and bright raspberry lip.

I'm still nursing..

I think she's tremendous, she's my inspiration.

She’s grotesque. But look at us talking about her. Luke Trump, she’d rather be hated and talked about than ignored. Fucking aging sociopathic trash from Michigan.

Are those her real boobs? I almost doubt it, didn't one of the Hadid "model" sisters do a similar shoot with prosthetic breasts, or whatever you want to call them. (Not a boob expert, prosthetic or not.)

Her tits have been looking bigger of late. I say inserts.

Can you imagine what the unretouched versions of these photos look like? I hope they gave the poor Photoshop tech hazard pay.

I can see the upper lip smoking wrinkles in the first picture. Somebody at the Vogue Photoshop unit is getting fired.

I get that she still wants to be considered edgy and current despite being over 60, but going topless when you’ve got 6 kids, some of them young?

I actually think she looks good in the blue wig. I'm shuddering at the other pictures though.

No wonder Natasha Richardson was pissed.

Vergogna, vecchia puttana!

The mop head is quite a look.

Sad final days.

Agree. The blue wig is the best of the looks.

Her new nipple placement is haunting me.

She looks like a hooker fucked Ragggedy Andy.

Seriously-can she possibly be proud of the way she presents herself?

She's always aspired to look like a dirty old hooker. I'm so glad she achieved her dream.

Her children are absolutely responsible for preventing their aging , drug addicted mother from continuing to harm herself. Madonna is going to overdose or die from a fall. She is elderly now no matter how much denial she is in. She is high risk for falls, accidents, accidentally or purposely overdosing on alcohol and prescription medication. Her adult children have a damn responsibly to help their mother. That is if Lourdes can put the fucking bong down enough to.

Was this her inspiration?

R33 she has a painkiller addiction?

Jesus CHRIST she needs to get a grip and stop trying to be a 22 year old bad girl.

Nobody wants to see your ninnie-pies.

R18 Madonna in 2012, MDNA Tour.

DRESS YOU UP IN MY LOVE 🤮

Oh, wow.

I used to work for a plastic surgeon. It looks like she got implants. Even though they're not significantly bigger than they used to be, you can tell because they haven't settled into their "pocket" yet. They take time to move into their permanent place so that's probably why hers look square. She had nicely-sized tits in the 90's but a lot of women lose breast volume after they have children. That's probably the case here because it doesn't look like they've been lifted, only augmented.

She looks great in the blue hair photos.

She's desperate for attention.

She needs new management.

It's not hard to quantify just how much the Drake onstage kiss, and his physical reaction in 2015, damaged her self-esteem and ego. Madonna's worth was always based on how desirable she was to other people. She thought at 54, she was pushing the envelope, holding it all together enough that she would get away with it. That she was exposed on stage as not being a seductress anymore was like the loss of the kingdom.

Women think fake freckles made them look younger, like little girls.

Gwyneth Paltrow paints them on, too.

Even I wasn't this desperate

She’s always done these types of shoots. Nothing to see here.

Her dying of a drug+alcohol overdose (or die to injuries sustained in a fall, LOL) is just wishful thinking. Same with the “smoking lines” on her upper lip. Since when has she ever smoked enough to develop wrinkles specific to that habit?

In other words, more pathetic, obsessive Madonna hatred from Dataloungers who are almost as old as she is.

Catholics

[quote] or die to injuries sustained in a fall

or DUE to

Does her paid BF eat her wrinkled pussy? Does her pussy smell like Bengay?

Vogue Italia isn't what it used to be.

I think she's tremendous!

Geez, it's Vogue- not Maxim. She had a chance to present herself in a mature, sexy way and she chose a hybrid of The Joker and Wendy O. Williams.

I don't mind her being 63 and doing pop songs. But I mind her cranking-out crap like like Madame X.

Oh no! It has become very difficult to defend Madonna these days.

I don't know what she thinks she's doing anymore and I want her to just stop whatever it is. She's literally destroying her legacy.

I am pretty sure that is not her body. She has been caught photoshopping her head into a young female body.

For someone who is always into reinventing herself, can't she reinvent her teeth and remove those godawful grills she's been wearing for the past ten or more years?

I can see her dirty pillows.

I think Madonna looks gorgeous with the blue wig, but the Raggedy Ann/ S&M Hooker look is absolutely atrocious.

Another vote for the blue wig pics. That looks like her at her most real.

The first set of pics however, look like some "little"/babydoll photoshoot and she looks like she's been drugged, with a half-eaten Twizzlers hanging out of her mouth. Like something Miley Cyrus would have done around the Dead Petz album.

She was always desperate.

R44 Gwyneth used to have freckles and they gave her face character. As she age, she zapped them off with laser resurfacing, which obliterates pigmentation, and then she had to wear more and more makeup, so yeah, the drawn-on freckles are a mirage to try to restore youth after multiple cosmetic procedures whitewashes all the character from faces.

Madonna has always been in-your-face, rebellious and intentionally offensive in violating social norms imposed against women and then older women. She's been appreciated for being sexually aggressive in a way that women are forbidden from being, and I get that she is still doing that.

I can appreciate her rebellion on one hand because (if she is sober and sane) it totally fits with the philosophy of her entire career.

The problem is that she doesn't seem sober or sane anymore. She doesn't seem in control anymore. She chases trends and instead of 'owning' her sexuality and her body, she's now taking off her clothes and writhing like a stripper in a way that seems to be desperate for attention rather than advancing a personal philosophical agenda as she used to do. It's really sad to watch.

And even with Pride headlines trending all month, appearing at a pride event shaking her naked boobs around, Madonna still isn't trending on Twitter. The poor thing doesn't have any cultural relevance any longer. Talk about going out with a whimper.

[quote] Another vote for the blue wig pics. That looks like her at her most real.

I *actually* laughed out loud when I read this knowing it wasn't written ironically.

[quote]She doesn't seem in control anymore. She chases trends and instead of 'owning' her sexuality and her body, she's now taking off her clothes and writhing like a stripper in a way that seems to be desperate for attention rather than advancing a personal philosophical agenda as she used to do. It's really sad to watch.

This.

She looks fucking FUCKED! My goodness did her doctor take pieces of chopped thin ham from his Cobb salad to form her nipples? BOTCHED Madonna! Those titties are indeed “done”.

It isn’t a great sign of mental health that she only has boyfriends 35 to 40 years younger than her. Older men can get away with that but women are different. Has she had a decent boyfriend since her divorce from GR?

[quote] she only has boyfriends 35 to 40 years younger than her. Older men can get away with that but women are different.

Speak for yourself, R64. Men who do that look equally sad and ridiculous to me. They look like absolute fools, and mentally ill.

Even Leonardo DiCaprio, who isn't *that* old, seems to have a serious mental illness or perversion as he disposes of his women as soon as they hit age 25.

In my view, they don't get away with it at all. I see these old men with young women on their arms as deranged, scared old creatures who are trying to outmaneuver death, just like I see Bravo Housewives who mutilate their faces.

This is so predictable and boring. The shallowness, the narcissism and all of this during a time when 4 million people around the world are dying of a dangerous virus. 🤮🤮🤮

What’s going on in picture 4? There is a hive or welt on her inner thigh. Is that intentional?

Yawn. Been there, done that.

Please tell me those are fake tits that are part of an elaborate costume. If they're hers, the surgeon did a number on her.

She’s become Lena Dunham, with that insistence to make herself look as terrible as possible, in the worst clothes and then shove herself into our faces, daring us to be appalled. It’s a desperate kind of theater. Any attention, even contempt, is better than none.

I do love the song, Medullin. I know I’m in the minority on here, but I think it has a very nice, catchy melody.

She’ll never get into a proper nursing home now.

Great post, R60. ⭐️

The brattiness and rudeness are legendary, but add exhibitionism and pottymouth and you have an immature brain. She never matured past a teen rebellion phase. That's why her boyfriends are not only decades younger but dark-skinned and simple.

The S&M/nudity/bi-sexual thang was controversial back in the day, but not anymore- and certainly not on a woman soon to qualify for Medicare.

I keep wondering what her family and friends(?) think of her cosmetic procedures, homelife and online posting obsessions ("Oh, Madonna- no"). She's still trying to make her parents and the nuns clutch their pearls. Maybe when her dad finally dies she'll grow up.

Not a good look when your nipples are sliding towards your armpits

R12 I imagine the treatment/recovery for knee/hip problems during and after the Madame X tour put the kibbosh on her workout routines.

Madonna was never "bisexual," like MOST women who pretend to be.

She's an old lady! I cannot believe people are condemning her 'muscle tone.' She is the age at which women 50 years ago would have been hobbling around in muumuus with fluffy gray hair.

The Golden Girls were in their fifties, for God's sake, and people expect Madonna, who is older than that, to be built like a 17-year-old gymnast?

Was this look supposed to be for Rihanna or something?

She doesn't have to be built like she was ten or twenty years ago. But if you're not built like that any longer, find some stylish and age-appropriate clothes for your Vogue shoot.

Oh COME ON Madonna! Nobody wants to see a sixtysomething woman's tits. What the hell happened to you?

Forget the twizzler, I'm trying to come to terms with that grill? ball gag? that looks like the plug to my grandma's old bathtub that's hanging out of her mouth.

I think she needs to find the slummiest abandoned theater in the Bronx or somewhere and turn into her personal showcase--"APPEARING NITELY"--with over-the-hill hookers and bad comedians.....It would be PERFECT.

R82 She has always pushed the envelope beyond what just about everyone at the time agrees is appropriate. I can actually imagine her doing a new sex photo book or video featuring herself having sex with young multiethnic dancers and the occasional fellow senior citizen thrown in. It really would be revolutionary if she did old lady porn, as much as no one wants to see it.

One damn thing is for sure - she fucking knows how to get people's attention. Witness us.

The next 20 years will be awesome with Madge doing a new topless shoot week after week. We can track the progression of her boobs sagging over time like the movement of tectonic plates!

When is she gonna remake Sextette?

OMG breasts!

STFU with your faux outrage. You are all such bitter, unhappy, lonely people you channel your hurt with slamming celebrities. Madonna kept it together her entire career until recently. Most of the others went through many, many embarrassing moments (Mariah had at least 27). Most of the others are dead.

Madonna annoys the shit out of me right now. I have no idea WTF is up but she’s earned this. And I am happy her face actually looks great. I was worried with her IG posts but thankfully that was stupid filters. Seeing as this is her first real crazy moment I’m loving it. Let your freak flag fly even though it annoys me. Still the GOAT.

Her face is horrifying and nobody wants to see an old lady's tits.

“nrather than advancing a personal philosophical agenda.”

Oh, please, Madonna fans are such morons. Her personal “philosophical agenda” consisted of nothing but 80s two to three word T-Shirt slogans. She was and is an idiot.

And no, old men can’t “pull off” having partners that are decades younger than them either. It always is visually jarring to see some dried up old pruney millionaires clinging onto their paid “partners” like some decrepit vampire to a blood transfusion.

She's trying to imitate Miley, Rihanna, Cardi B, Dua Lipa, Billie and Doja Cat in a desperate attempt to attract their fans.

"If you love these artists, then you'll love..."

[quote]Her personal “philosophical agenda” consisted of nothing but 80s two to three word T-Shirt slogans. She was and is an idiot.

That is a very simplistic and ignorant view of the tremendous cultural and social impact Madonna had back then.

I love seeing the tears of the Madonna haters (IE fans of other divas who wish they had her sales and cultural relevance).

Shit talking on DL won’t change her legacy. She will always be in the TOP 5 Greats of All Time, cunts.

Camille Paglia:

[quote]Madonna is one of the most creative and influential women artists of the modern era. She transformed music and dance and produced stunning videos that were among the major works of art of the late twentieth century. She single-handedly broke the power of the Stalinist puritans of old-guard feminism and was instrumental in the triumph of pro-sex feminism in the 1990s.

Hence it is truly tragic to see Madonna descend into embarrassing displays of maudlin self-pity and irrational accusations against others. She is turning into a horrifying combination of delusional, vampiric Norma Desmond and bitter Joan Crawford on the bottle.

[quote]I was Madonna’s first major defender, when she was still considered a pop tart and a sham puppet created by shadowy male producers. In my ultra-controversial 1990 op-ed on her in the New York Times, ‘Finally, a Real Feminist’, I hailed her cutting-edge work and celebrated her embrace of sex, beauty, and Hollywood glamour, which had been under attack for the past quarter century of dreary second-wave feminism. I was widely attacked for my finale, which was dismissed as preposterous but which in fact came true: ‘Madonna is the future of feminism’.

[quote]It is absolutely ridiculous for Madonna to now claim that she longed to ally with other women at the start of her career but was rebuffed from doing so. The media, in the U.S. and abroad, constantly asked Madonna about me or tried to bring us together, and she always refused.

[quote]For example, in 1994, Esquire magazine asked me to interview her for a cover story, but she rejected the proposal. Instead, they got the geriatric novelist Norman Mailer, who knew nothing about Madonna or popular music, with predictably vapid results. HBO wanted to film Madonna and me conversing at a restaurant. Again, she rejected it. And Penthouse too proposed a joint cover story that was shot down.

[quote]The real issue is that while Madonna’s world tours have remained highly successful, her artistic development has been stalled for 20 years. The last truly innovative work she did was with electronica producer William Orbit. Madonna has become a prisoner of her own wealth and fame. Her most authentic ideas were inspired by her childhood rebellion against the repressive code of American Catholicism.

[quote]When she switched over to Hollywood chic Kabbalah, with its easy-going ethic and pat bromides, she lost her creative drive. Furthermore, Madonna seems to lack the humility and persistence that are required for the study of serious art. She collects art for display, but obviously it has not broadened or deepened her imagination.

[quote]The number one issue in Madonna’s current path of self-destruction is her embarrassing inability to deal with aging. She has failed to study the example of her great role model, Marlene Dietrich, who retained her class and style to the end. Madonna keeps chasing after youth, humiliating herself with vulgar displays, like the horrendously trashy, buttock-baring outfit she wore to the Metropolitan Museum of Art Gala in May.

[quote]She has become a cringe-making pastiche of ratty blonde hair extensions and artificially swollen cheeks, obscuring the magnificent classic bone structure that made her one of the most photogenic celebrities of the 1990s. In her struggles to stay relevant, Madonna has debased herself with adolescent, pitifully inept Instagrams that cannot compete with Rihanna’s brilliant work in that genre.

[quote]Instead of lugubrious rants and hysterical recriminations, perhaps Madonna should try a little honest self-critique

R87 = R92 = Rocco Ritchie, trying desperately to stay on Madge's good side so she doesn't remove him from her will.

R90 This is the dumbest post yet. STFU. “Trying to attract their fans” my ass. She is in her “don’t give a fuck” phase. Madonna has done nothing to try to attack younger listeners like work on getting her songs properly put on playlists for streaming services, getting her VEMO and YouTube shit together (getting all the fan made vids erased so the views count for her vids) and most importantly allowing her music to be featured more in movies, TV shows, commercials. She does nothing to try to attract or expand her audience. Why? Who the fuck knows. You are all just sad lonely elder gays with nobody to share your life with so you spew venom.

Oh so now we listen to Camille? Or is it Cody? Isn’t she trans now? She wrote that last part because Madonna called her out. Madonna never trusted her. Madonna also never trusted Barbara Walters and was never interviewed one on one by her.

R94 oh look it’s Janet Jacket who lost her career due to bad tits. Talk about embarrassing.

ew

When I saw Truth or Dare I realized Madonna had no sense of humor or self awareness. But I thought she was very self disciplined.. That seems to be gone now. She even looks messy. Aging is tough.

R98 then stop looking at your stinky pussy.

R97 ....

R99 this has nothing to do with aging. You nailed it- she let go of her discipline. I disagree about her sense of humor. She has a very dry, sharp sense of humor. Even her detractors say this. She completely lost her discipline. 35+ years of enormous self-discipline I’m not mad at her but I wish she had a team around her. She has no true team and no record company. That would help this tremendously.

Oh well, she’s one of the all time greats.

R101 one is forgotten. The other was seen by over a hundred million who are disgusted to this day.

Nobody wants to fuck an old lady any more than they want to fuck an old bottom .Thats just the way it is and always has been. She just looks ridiculous but it doesnt effect me personally . I watch her old videos on occasion and think how sad she is now.

Old Madge needs to check for calcium deficiency. Ever since she hit menopause in 1980 her chicken legs were unable to support her body or her rapidly declining face.

R104 lolololololololololololololol try harder

If only there was a cure for bat hands.

[quote] Since when has she ever smoked enough to develop wrinkles specific to that habit?

She smoked all through the 80s and half of the 90s and she’s back to smoking now.

Madonna has never been a daily, habitual smoker. She was an occasional social smoker at various times.

Madonna gives tons of money to the anti-gay Kabbalah cult which treats her like royalty and tells her that she will live forever. She’s a control freak and it’s now her downfall. She’s so unlikeable and a cold. She comes across as a true sociopath.

Look at that

Lolololol

Yikes

Yikes again

“tremendous cultural and social impact Madonna had back then.”

You mean having teenage girls dress like hookers? Can you be specific with the “tremendous” cultural and social impact? I remember her being unsupportive of Sinead O’connor who was a bona fide talent and a true rebel. Madonna was just following the straight man’s rule book by losing weight and spreading her legs while maintaining the ever so popular 80’s housenigga notion of obeing “empowered” and “owning” her sexuality. She owned nothing, look at the joke she is now.

R115 Poor whittle thing. You would trade the career of your fave diva for Madonna’s career in a heartbeat.

R70, I liked Medellin too. I thought it was a song that grew on you. I didn't love much of the rest of the album, however.

R115 no joke, I've seen a gay man proclaim that Madonna has had the greatest impact on the normalisation of gay men in American history. Not in mainstream media, mind you. No this dude was claiming that the current state of relative tolerance and acceptance of gay men in America is all due to Madonna's efforts in presenting them in mainstream media (as if she wasn't doing what she usually does, tries to present something provocative to sell albums). I didn't even know how to reply.

R118 try too hard

Her tits look great. Even if she has had work done and she's photoshopped. She's 64 or some shit.

Impressive! Go Madge! Don't go gently into that good night. Fuck the haters!

R118, you'll blend in and not look like such an infiltrator if you spell it "normalization."

“ divorce from GR?”

She was married to Gene Rayburn?!!

R121 infiltrate what? That's how I spell it. And I'm not joking about the Madonna gay thing. There is one comment on the Madonna's 1992 MTV Vogue performance, saying exactly what I said.

I LOVE this remix of "Medellín!"

And Maluma looks so sexy!

Ellen normalized gays. Madonna treated us like a circus.

R123 that bird isn’t gonna fly.

Madonna definitely had a role in the acceptance or normalization of gay men. Maybe some of you are too young to remember. And r115 has no idea what they're talking about.

R95 The fans she's had since the beginning are much older. She doesn't want to be reminded of that since she's been fighting Father Time and the Grim Reaper tooth and nail for years. She wants and needs younger more energetic fans who have more money and have more influence on the charts and social media. She wants to be hip and current and on top of today's trends. I wouldn't be surprised if she mocks her loyal middle aged fans and feels embarrassed by them.

Put Norma Desmond, Mommy Dearest Joan Crawford and Baby Jane Hudson into a blender and you've got present day Madonna. There's no denying it.

Confessions was truly her last great album where she was at her peak. After that she fell off the mountain completely obviously hitting her head several dozen times on the way down given her current behavior.

R126 here you go babe.

R128 cunt you’re trying too hard. And projecting.

[quote] Madonna definitely had a role in the acceptance or normalization of gay men.

No she didn’t. I was there. She normalized women being overtly sexual. She made gays look like animals and treated us like idiots before she quickly dumped us when it no longer was of interest to her. Ellen, who I can’t stand, changed everything for gays in America. America loved her. She was normal to them. That gave us a face that didn’t scare away the breeders.

Would bazooka man lie?

r131 that's your own personal opinion but that's not how it went down. At all.

R131 is blocked as jabba

Madge will eventually wind up as Germaine Greer with her saggy tits ranting at a bus stop about her quim and M-T-F's.

R135 sure jabba

That video is embarrassing, not just because she has her tits out and her face has been pulled and CGI'd to death but... it looks cheap. What the fuck is that cheap ratty thing on her head?

This woman has millions but all of her recent videos look like they were filmed on a basic Samsung phone. There's no effort or $$ put into her projects.

And her tired messages of "REBEL" and "Have a voice" are like reading a first-grade book with pictures, except with this, you get pics of her distorted body.

And you just know she's reading all the comments online and thinking, "They don't understand ME!! I am a REBEL! I CHALLENG PEOPLE!! This is SEXISM AND AGEISM!! I'm a TRENDSETTING FEMINIST!!"

R56 …

Years ago I thought she would grow intellectually because she is a very smart woman- perhaps realize the advantage of growing older in in the mind and growth of a person. Compare he to other huge female entertainment successes from Streep to Streisand to Midler to Cher and Fonda. All continue to work, and devote huge amount of time and energy into philanthropy and activism. Madonna is stuck, unfunny and I think out of touch.

R139 Cher is one of your examples? A woman who has had horrific cosmetic surgery and who STILL wears that floss from Turn Back Time? You Madonna haters have zero awareness.

She “pushed the envelope” and “reinvented herself” so many times, there’s nowhere left for her to go. She can only be parody of herself at this point.

She is repulsive. Her relationship is disgusting.

So is Vogue Italia responsible for those horrid leather shorts, the same ones she showed up to her bar "concert" for Pride at the Boom Boom Room in?

Why are her nipples wall eyed, and does she need that bra contraption to make them look that perky if she had implants done- isn't the point to not have to?

Where's the butt implants?

Why the Raggedy Anne wig? Raggedy Ratchet Madge!

Jabba is trying. Still, most successful female artist ever.

The blue-wig pictures look okay (despite the obvious photoshop/cosmetic procedures) because you can still see a little Madonna in them.

In the other ones she looks like Kylie Jenner.

R139

[quote]All continue to work, and devote huge amount of time and energy into philanthropy and activism.

She raised $100k for the Hetrick Martin Institute for LGBTQ Youth performing a few songs and auctioning off signed Polaroids.

R65 Puhleaaaase, it's not as though he's even fucking any of these women! He's bearding

[quote] that's your own personal opinion

No, it’s FACT, retard.

Poor thing is delusional.

The plastic surgeon who inserted these latest breast implants should have their medical license revoked.

The implants are obviously too big. You can see the rims and her nipples have been pushed way out to the sides. How could the surgeon, Madonna, or anyone on earth think that these implants look good?

[quote]Can you imagine what the unretouched versions of these photos look like?

Considering they couldn't airbrush out what looks to be a pimple with a huge red, inflamed area around it on her inner thigh, I'm not sure they hired competent editors. Which might explain some of the weird things going on with her head.

A plastic surgeon with a face full of Botox discusses Madonna's surgeries.

In five years those tits will look like a couple of beach balls stuffed into a pair of pantyhose. Those things will be around her knees.

“I thought she would grow intellectually because she is a very smart woman.”

Haha, you have to wonder how dumb her fans are to think she is a “very smart woman.”

Nooooo, not the fucking grill again.

[quote]In the other ones she looks like Kylie Jenner.

Caitlin Jenner, maybe.

I don’t remember her boobs being that big. She’s definitely had them lifted and made bigger. So she’s going to put them in our faces.

I think that the end-game for Madonna is pornography. She's going to do a porn scene - mark my words.

Can't wait to see Madonna's granny porn.

She should just do Sex Part 2 and get it over with.

[quote]She should just do Sex Part 2 and get it over with.

I'm pretty sure she'd have to self-publish this time around.

Omg Sex 2....the contents....

Why is she wearing a red mop on her head? Did they grab one from the nearest cleaning lady?

Someone beat her to it.

The "Sex" book totally damaged Madonna's career momentum. She was the biggest star in the world after Like A Prayer, Vogue and Blonde Ambition and Sex was a huge misstep. A lot of people in her circle told her not to do it and it's too bad she didn't listen to them.

This performance she gave for Pride the other night didn't even look like her at first to me. But upon more careful examination, I deemed it to be the real thing:

I'm so surprised that Madonna is a little old lady now. With bad cosmetic surgeries.

She needs to come out with her own line of Halloween decorations. With scary shit, she keeps showing us.

Not smart, cunning. Smart enough to figure out who the smartest people in the room are and fit them into her schemes.

I'm so embarrassed on behalf of Lola & Rocco and the adoptees.

I'm less embarrassed by this attempt at gaybaiting by Rick Astley of all people:

She looks like a slutty Raggedy Ann

Why so understated?

She looks like Alfred E. Neuman in drag.

She's killing any nostalgia feelings I had for her.

Cover your tits, fatso.

There's nothing admirable in this. I used to love her (up until Madame X, which was an astonishingly awful concert) but this is just revolting. And those saying she doesn't care what people think about her are fools. She cares very much. She can't live without attention and people thinking about her, badly or not. That's not bravery, dear.

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This is why Rocco shuns her.

You know, the first time she went to Italy as Madonna 40 years ago, they were so offended just for using that name there were protests to kick her out of the country. I used to think they were way to uptight now I realize they were smart and knew what was coming.

Grow up bad girl

I think she’s on high doses of opiates and drinking along with them. Her behavior screams addict these last couple of years. The old Madonna never would have had such bad surgery and fillers nor allowed her image to become so comical. She was so in control all of her life. I think she finally snapped.

She needs to get like MJ and die of propofol. She needs to get like Prince and die in an elevator. She needs to get like Whitney and drown in her tub.

R183 She obviously knows what people are expecting...

R184 My fucking god she look like a retarded, bottle blonde w fake dyed roots, 7 year old, inbred Chinese girl with skin made of porcelain. The lady has no fucking shame.

She looks Downs in that bathtub pic.

Much better in her last IG post.

Elegant Madonna is back.

Too bad she didn't stick that vase right up her snatch. I'm sure it'd have fit.

R187 Babooshka Madonna!

She hasn't co-opted Russian culture yet. That could be interesting. She's done Latin American, Spanish, Italian American, naked, African American, Indian, Japanese, Portuguese, British equestrian, Midcentury Argentinian, US country western, disco glam, R&B, high school cheerleader costumes at 50, drag by way of Amanda Lepore, the glaucoma-in-one-eye look...but no Russian yet!

My name is Rula. I'll be your babooshka tonight.

She’s so fucking mentally ill

Oh my eyes! I hate op for causing me to see that! Ugh!

I am triggered

I did nothing wrong. So I don't know why I was redtagged or banned. It was probably the LSA cunts or Ed--n who went whining to Muriel. I e-mailed Muriel, cussing her out and then I contacted my credit union and did a chargeback to recover my membership fee.