Have you ever fucked a legit redneck?

Hot.

Well I wasn't going to jack off tonight...

Is he fucking a corpse?

The Confederate flag hat is a dick wilter. Might as well be a swastica.

Yes, and it was awful. He had had a shower but his cock still smelled like musk and cigarette smoke.

My biggest regret.

Yes. He had that annoying drawly voice that sounded like a nasal honk and he wouldn't shut up. He was very giving, but his dick was small.

yes, and he was un-ironically wearing tighty whities which had seen better days. He had a huge untrimmed pubic bush too, and a nice juicy ass. He liked to get fucked but didn’t like to get rimmed. He didn’t suck very enthusiastically, I got the impression he wasn’t very experienced. His hole was reasonably clean though, I was half expecting to pull out and my dick by filthy but it wasn’t.

I fisted a big rig driver from Texas a few weeks ago. In his truck. He was a nice guy. And a voracious fist bottom. Nice guy, but the Texas accent was a test.

There seem to be quite a few lonely gay country boys on TikTok looking for some gay action, I think it would be very easy to hit them up if someone is looking.

Yes, lots and lots of times, and each time, when it's finished, I swear to never again, but then I get horny, and I like it very, very rough. It's GROSS as in : un-washed private parts, piss/tobacco/alcohol stench. Really painful = dude, this is no pussy you're pounding= bllod in the tracks for 3 days at least. don't expect any kind oh human consideration and don't take a second look after he's cum in your mouth, especially at the teeth if he smiles. Oh, and Syph is no big deal, but you don't want to have these 3 shots again. This aside, it's deeply satisfying, if like me, you get a good kick at being thoroughly humiliated

R10, if you want to be thoroughly humiliated, just find your horny self some evening in an apartment on Ocean Parkway fucking an unwashed Hasid. THAT is humiliating. And do'n't ask me how I know.

Well HOW DO YOU KNOW R11 , DO TELL!

Some of them fuck very well. But the smell is often not great. I’ve been to an abs in rural PA a few times and the booth area smells like BO and tobacco: gross.

He played trashy 80s rock while we fucked. He also mouthed some of the words and did goofy little dance moves. He was cute though.

I guess I need to adjust my fantasies.

Well OP what'd you expect ? you put in your mouth a dick that hasn't been washed since coming out of some wife's/whore's dirty pussy, required to lick an ass full of dingleberries, and you volunteer to be fucked by some homophobic uneducated moron...again, unless you're me, or R11, (= you cum a little every time some numpty spits on your face and call you a faggot) what's the fantasy ? Just watch DELIVERANCE, and spare yourself the trouble

Yes, to my shame. He had a truly massive cock and zero conversation. I was very drunk.

My ultimate fantasy man is a slightly gruff country boy with an artsy, sensitive side. Unfortunately, they seem to be unicorns.

R18 how old are you ?

He lived in a trailer next to his parents in a shitty part of town and appeared to be tweaking on something, so I guess that counts, right?

I did. Didn’t turn out well…

I once sucked off a carnie in a public park restroom at the Whittier Narrows Carnival when I was 15. He was tattooed and smelled like cheap cigarettes, but he had a nice cock.

I met a redneck electrician at Lowe’s a few years ago. I asked him a couple questions about changing out a light switch. As we spoke he chubbed up a bit. I asked if he did work on the side. He said yes. He came over, did the work. I figured that was it. I called him about a month later to replace ceiling fan. He ask me to hold the ladder. My face was right at his crotch. He was closeted but a lot of fun.

Yes. It was a truck driver in the sleeping area of his truck. I don't usually bottom, but it was fun hooking up in such a cramped space. We fucked missionary style. I'm sure it's not the first time he'd done it.

That confederate hat in OP's video would have been an absolute no go for me though.

really R24 ? you care about that ? gosh I don't even know the name of 99,9 % of the guys who fuck me

“I fisted a big rig driver from Texas a few weeks ago. In his truck. He was a nice guy. And a voracious fist bottom.”

Is that you Large Marge?

His dick tasted like Cheetos and his shoulder length mullet hair was good to rest my ankles on.

When I was 18, I sucked off a trucker in a 7-11 restroom and let him buy me a Slurpee after. I like to consider it my first date.

Uhm yeah...no.

Why are truckers so horny ? when I want redneck dick, I always go to the truck parking near the river, and I always score

OP, the guy in your pic is probably a meth head.

R30 It's the loneliness of being out on the road, combined with the tireless vibration of truck driving. Their dicks and asses are being constantly, faintly stimulated all day!

Ever notice the guys in the big rigs glancing down at you when you pass them on the highway? They're hoping to be flashed.

R23 did he "work" your ass too?

I'm from Pennsyltucky so.....yes

R34 You took his Mason-Dixon line?

Oh honey, who haven't I been fucked by?

R31 I just found out he had an Xtube channel, but it's been inactive for 5 years. He also doesn't look like a methhead—tweakers are usually skinny and have bad skin. He just looks like your typical Southern, gun-toting greasemonkey.

Does my cousin count?

Oh, yes. Hahaha. Many years ago, I stopped for the night at a nondescript freeway adjacent motel while on a cross country road trip. I had driven ten hours that day and was really tired. There was a chain restaurant across the parking lot, so I walked over there and sat at the bar to eat and have a few beers before turning in.

Of course I fired up Grindr and the nearest guy was ten or more miles away. As I ate, the bar area got busier and I didn’t really pay much attention when a guy sat in the bar chair next to me. As I finished eating and ordered my third or fourth beer, I checked Grindr again. Still nobody nearby.

Trucker-cap wearing guy ordered another beer and spoke to me. He said he had not seen me there before and asked where I was from. I told him I was driving from LA to visit my family in Rhode Island for the holidays. So we chatted a bit; Wednesday nights at the Texas Roadhouse had happy hour prices all night, he explained, and that’s why it was fairly busy. Blah blah. He worked construction, but in the winter he did mostly handyman stuff. I was getting bored, and drunk, and kept checking my phone. Eventually he asked what I kept checking, so I thought, fuck it, and told him it was a gay hook up app. So he started peppering me with questions.

I finished my beer, pay the tab, thanked him for the conversation, and headed out. Maybe halfway across the parking lot, he caught up with me. He told me he “always wondered if guys give better head than women” and basically invited himself to my room for a blowie. He wasn’t ugly, but definitely was not hot. I’d put him in his mid-30’s. It was hard to judge whether he had a nice body, since it was winter and he had on layers of clothes. So, whatever, he came to my room with me.

We took off our clothes, except for underwear and undershirts. He stretched out on the bed and I pulled out his rock hard dick. Before I had a chance to wrap my lips around it, he whipped himself around, pulled down my boxers, and took me into his mouth. I think I sighed a bit, or grunted, whatever it was, he came like a geyser, all over the bedspread. I’m sure he didn’t even touch himself. It was fast and, in hindsight, comical. Poor guy is probably a closeted loner in Flyoverstan.

Some of the amateur redneck-themed porn that's out there is the best.

I saw him looking down at me that way. We got down on our knees to pray for strength. I smelled the whiskey on his breath. Then he took me. He took me, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath, and I liked it. I liked it! With all that dirty touching of his hands all over me.

I always worry that they're serial killers.

How humiliating for you guys. Rednecks are loathsome and have questionable anal hygiene.

Truckers fucking on the routes must be more than just loneliness. I think certain types are drawn to certain professions. I think random hookups and moving on is one of the draws of being a trucker.

City guys are plucked, asexual nulls. Rednecks are >

I guess because I grew up in a hick town I've always been attracted to the scruffy blue collar type like this.

He cleverly got his wife to unwittingly film his own thirst trap. Bet he got lots of... 'comments'.

How do you check their legitimacy, is there a tag or particular marking?

R46 is a racist.

#48 posted twenty-six times on the Carl Nassib thread, and is obsessed with ' ' and 'Boris'.

Do cute rednecks exist?

[R46]thanks for the Wobble video. He's a cutie.

He needs some harder slaps

R51 here he is twerking. He looks to be on the short side, but he has nice legs and a cute ass.