I'll go first.
I am the foreboding drone shot of the seemingly docile community where the horrific crime takes place.
Hello and thank you for being a DL contributor. We are changing the login scheme for contributors for simpler login and to better support using multiple devices. Please click here to update your account with a username and password.
Hello. Some features on this site require registration. Please click here to register for free.
Hello and thank you for registering. Please complete the process by verifying your email address. If you can't find the email you can resend it here.
Hello. Some features on this site require a subscription. Please click here to get full access and no ads for $1.99 or less per month.
I'll go first.
I am the foreboding drone shot of the seemingly docile community where the horrific crime takes place.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 27, 2021 6:01 AM |
I'm the original soundtrack performed almost exclusively on the cello. I make the show "classy"
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 25, 2021 2:11 AM |
Are there reenactments in it? If so, I'm a reenactor.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 25, 2021 2:14 AM |
I'm the feeling that it was filmed in the 80's even though it was made in 2020.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 25, 2021 2:17 AM |
I'm the video of an interrogation.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 25, 2021 2:17 AM |
I'm "that wasn't like."
"That wasn't like Suzie, to miss her yoga class ... "
"That wasn't like Yolanda, not to pick up Eddie from school ... "
"That wasn't like Roger, to blow off a meeting he had prepared for ... "
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 25, 2021 2:21 AM |
I'm prussic acid...
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 25, 2021 2:28 AM |
I'm the Actual Police Footage
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 25, 2021 2:36 AM |
I'm the small town where someone is murdered. No one ever thought it could happen here!
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 25, 2021 2:38 AM |
I am the childhood/family/graduation/birthday/wedding photos of the key people in the crime shown throughout the documentary.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 25, 2021 2:46 AM |
I’m the dream home that was recently built.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 25, 2021 2:47 AM |
R9 *birthday
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 25, 2021 2:49 AM |
I'm the first wife....it could have been me.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 25, 2021 2:53 AM |
I’m the sad, tacky jewelry the killer kept as souvenirs.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 25, 2021 2:58 AM |
I'm the sorority sisters new boyfriend...everyone knew there was something "off" with me. Do not go on any camping/cliff hikes with me. Let's have a picnic at the top of that waterfall overlooking a gigantic gorge...
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 25, 2021 2:58 AM |
I'm the smug but unexpected hot assistant DA who you all keep undressing with your eager pathetic eyes.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 25, 2021 3:01 AM |
I'm the murderer. I'm going on and on about how I couldn't have killed my wife because I loved her so much. Most of you don't buy it.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 25, 2021 3:08 AM |
I’m the cellar stairs.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 25, 2021 3:13 AM |
I'm the missing wife's best friend/sister who KNEW WHAT HAPPENED RIGHT AWAY.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 25, 2021 3:36 AM |
I'm the twink desperate to solve my mom's murder
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 25, 2021 3:38 AM |
I'm the emotional detective who talks about how "the case still haunts me".
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 25, 2021 4:24 AM |
I'm the newly-promoted detective who got assigned to the cold cases unit.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 25, 2021 5:13 AM |
I'm Sharon, the missing woman. I'm 33, newly-divorced, and have three children under the age of ten. Yes, I like to party and stay out late (girls' nights out). But I would never, ever leave my children.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 25, 2021 5:15 AM |
I am the Dark hidden secret! Ssshhhhhh
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 25, 2021 5:37 AM |
I’m the victim’s double life. Few knew about me.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 25, 2021 5:46 AM |
I’m the heavily blurred out photo of the victim’s mutilated corpse. I am there just to frustrate the viewers.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 25, 2021 5:48 AM |
I’m the purse that was left behind. And I am alarming.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 25, 2021 5:54 AM |
I’m the murdered woman’s smile. I lit up the room!
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 25, 2021 5:55 AM |
I’m the maggots. Thanks to me forensics can figure out how long the hooker in this dumpster has been dead for.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 25, 2021 5:55 AM |
I'm the overdone hair and make up on the women talking on camera. They are from Dirtstick, WV but have blow outs and a smoky eye thinking they are Real Housewives of Hooterville.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 25, 2021 5:56 AM |
I’m the photo of dead mom, resplendent in purple hair and clothing, on the matching purple t-shirts worn by the family when they gather on her grave and release purple mylar balloons.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 25, 2021 6:01 AM |
I'm Nancy Grace, with my exaggerated southern drawl and voice bordering somewhere between outrage and hysteria.
And I'm very concerned about how my overteased thinning hair looks on camera.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 25, 2021 6:04 AM |
I'm the bawling frau.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 25, 2021 6:05 AM |
I’m the gay best friend. The victim told me all about her marital problems during our lunch breaks spent at Panera. I have a bombshell to drop on the investigators.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 25, 2021 6:09 AM |
I'm the fairytale romance that became a nightmare.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 25, 2021 6:11 AM |
I’m hiker #1. I’m the one who noticed a mannequin at the bottom of the ravine and said, “Why would someone bring a mannequin all the way out here?”
I’m hiker #2. I reminded hiker #1 that Halloween was a couple of weeks ago. It was probably just some kids playing a prank.
I’m hiker #1 again. I agreed with hiker #2 but decided we should report it anyway, just in case some store was missing a mannequin.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 25, 2021 6:11 AM |
I’m the massive blood stain on the floor boards hidden underneath the carpet. Nobody could have survived that of blood loss.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 25, 2021 6:13 AM |
I'm the body farm the forensic team consulted.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 25, 2021 6:17 AM |
I'm the luminol spray.
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 25, 2021 6:21 AM |
I'm the receipt from Home Depot that includes some alarming items, like a chainsaw and a case of bleach.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 25, 2021 6:32 AM |
I'm the explanation of lividity, petechiae, liver temperature, and the significance of the hyoid bone; because people who watch these shows apparently have very short memories.
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 25, 2021 6:34 AM |
I'm the life insurance policy recently procured for the dead frau.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 25, 2021 6:37 AM |
I’m the only victim who managed to escape. I am giving my interview for this film in disguise and under a pseudonym.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 25, 2021 6:38 AM |
I'm the never ending multiple graphics of court documents and witnesses testimony peppered throughout. I am highlighted to passages that the producers want you to see. I'm thrown up on your screen for only a split second because if you actually paused the documentary to read me in my entirety, there'd be no reason to watch all seven episodes of this crap.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 25, 2021 6:42 AM |
I'm the kind of place where folks never locked their doors.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 25, 2021 6:42 AM |
I'm the cop who is hot in the actual footage flashbacks but is now a suburban triple-chinned dad in the "today" footage.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 25, 2021 6:48 AM |
I'm the surprise twist ending of each episode designed to make you binge watch me. I should have only been four episodes, but I have been dragged out to eight episodes because, you know,....Netflix.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 25, 2021 6:52 AM |
I'm the clue that could break this case wide open. Sadly, I only lead to a dead end.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 25, 2021 6:55 AM |
I'm "spirited," when what they really want to say is "raging cunt."
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 25, 2021 6:59 AM |
I’m the armchair frau detective binge watching from home.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 25, 2021 6:59 AM |
I’m the killer. I murder teenage girls and rape their corpses. Because I’m hot, DLers will overlook my heinous crimes and start a thread about how much they want to fuck me.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 25, 2021 7:04 AM |
I am the missing teen’s cellphone left at home. She would never go anywhere without me.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 25, 2021 12:27 PM |
[quote]start a thread about how much they want me slap them in the face with my dick and fuck them
I'm this correction, because wanting to have sex with a convict is a bottom thing.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 25, 2021 3:39 PM |
I'm the defense lawyer, arguing that just because a guy bought a chainsaw at Home Depot at 3am doesn't make him a murderer
by Anonymous | reply 54 | June 25, 2021 5:12 PM |
I'm the NYU theater major with $100,000 student loan debt who finally landed a gig in the reenactment scenes.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 25, 2021 5:53 PM |
I'm the bucket of lime.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 25, 2021 6:03 PM |
I'm the snow shovel murder/suicide and I'm wondering why there's no documentary on me?? I'm worthy, you scummy motherfuckers!!
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 25, 2021 6:25 PM |
I'm the hubby secretly on Grindr who really needed to get rid of this nag of a wife.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 25, 2021 6:44 PM |
I'm a victim who was an obnoxious, narcissistic asshole.
But I'll be described as having a "big personality" and "loved being the center of attention."
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 25, 2021 6:49 PM |
I'm the pretentious shot of the detective sitting at the bar with a shot and a beer in front of him staring off into space, while his disembodied voice is narrating.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 25, 2021 7:09 PM |
I'm the hundreds of bankers' boxes in the cold case room, one of which holds a clue to the new murder.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 25, 2021 7:18 PM |
I'm the key witnesses ... dead. Too much time has passed these prostitutes (now presumed dead) went missing.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 25, 2021 7:23 PM |
I’m the defensive observation, “It was a different time…”
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 25, 2021 7:42 PM |
I'm one of the suspects who doesn't appear in it at all, thereby giving it away that I'm the one who did it and is currently in jail.
by Anonymous | reply 64 | June 25, 2021 7:42 PM |
I'm the psycho POS in prison with no realistic chance of ever getting released. I need some attention, so I'm admitting to the murders of some of these missing women. I have murdered before, so, it seems possible. However, I then say I didn't murder these women, I was lying.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | June 25, 2021 7:49 PM |
I'm the reenactment actors. I'm way better looking than the real people were. If I'm a female I'm described as a great beauty or irresistible to men when the real one is a fat suburban frau and nothing resembling a "beauty".
by Anonymous | reply 66 | June 25, 2021 8:02 PM |
I'm the folk-y pop song playing in the background. I'm here to add a layer of profundity (I fail at that)
by Anonymous | reply 67 | June 25, 2021 8:03 PM |
I'm the butch lady detective who still believes the husband is guilty despite DNA proving his innocence. I hate men and this one is going to pay!
by Anonymous | reply 68 | June 25, 2021 8:07 PM |
I'm the parent of a murder victim who makes the comment about "how parents shouldn't have to bury their children".
by Anonymous | reply 69 | June 25, 2021 8:19 PM |
I'm the college co-ed who made everyone feel loved. This means I regularly got drunk at frat parties and fucked all comers.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | June 25, 2021 8:27 PM |
I'm the victim. I almost always would light up a room when I entered it.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | June 25, 2021 8:30 PM |
I'm the two shoe boxes full of photos left on the cutting room floor because they only need the maximum of TWO photos of the victim growing up.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | June 25, 2021 8:35 PM |
I'm aunt Diane. There's something wrong with me. The fact that nobody will ever know what really happened for certain is truly a crime.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | June 25, 2021 10:11 PM |
I'm common sense. Aunt Diane was a pot-smoking alcoholic. One day, Diane got sick of it all and plowed herself and a van full of children into oncoming traffic, killing even more people.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | June 25, 2021 10:16 PM |
I’m the shirt the victim would have given off their back.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | June 25, 2021 10:17 PM |
I’m the neighbor who noticed an ungodly stench coming from the house on hot days but assumed it was a plumbing problem or a dead raccoon under the porch.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | June 25, 2021 10:26 PM |
I’m the word Dramatization that appears on the screen during what even Stevie Wonder sees is a re-enactment of the actual crime.
by Anonymous | reply 77 | June 25, 2021 10:35 PM |
I'm episode 8 of the Netflix docuseries. I am the final episode and I have no answers for you. The crime remains unsolved.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | June 26, 2021 2:43 PM |
I’m the something that just. didn’t. seem. right.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | June 27, 2021 5:37 AM |
I'm an independent true crime documentary. Years later you will find out that the people who made me have have some unusually close relationships with the accused, or with the family members of the accused. Maybe you'll realize that a good deal of the film is bullshit, but the creators will never be called on it. They already got their Netflix money.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | June 27, 2021 6:01 AM |
Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." Take a look at our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn site without all this bureaucratic nonsense, click ACCEPT. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site for your pointless bitchery needs.
Become a contributor - post when you want with no ads!