Want to see: Mr. Grant and Ted Baxter.
Don't want to see: Olivia Walton and Grandma Walton.
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Want to see: Mr. Grant and Ted Baxter.
Don't want to see: Olivia Walton and Grandma Walton.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 27, 2021 2:59 PM |
The old Andy Griffith Show: Andy and Gomer might be an interesting duo, while Aunt Bee and Opie would be vomit-inducing.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 24, 2021 7:16 PM |
Ugh, no shows pre- 2000’s
It would traumatize my childhood.
No Kirk/Spock
, Mulder/Krycheck/Skinner
Crockett/Tubbs
I started reading Clark/Lex slash and went from there.
I’ve read some Harry Potter, tons of LOTR,
Some other fandoms
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 24, 2021 8:01 PM |
Snape/Timotay
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 24, 2021 8:07 PM |
Pete Molloy and Jim Reed
Mike and Greg Brady
Ricky Ricardo and Freddy Fillmore
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 24, 2021 8:07 PM |
Don Draper and any hairy asshole
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 24, 2021 8:11 PM |
Ben Affleck's Batman with Brenton Thwaites' Robin/Nightwing. They've been my regular jo fantasy ever since the first episode of Titans
I'd definitely never want to pair Henry Cavill's Geralt with that annoying troubadour he travels with. I had high hopes for them when the show started but it didn't take long to realize they have practically zero chemistry.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 24, 2021 8:28 PM |
See: Doug/Deacon from "King of Queens"
Don't see: Lucy/Mr. Mooney from "The Lucy Show."
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 24, 2021 8:29 PM |
Want: Harrison and Elliot from [italic]Leverage.[/italic]
Do not want: Debra and Marie from [italic]Everybody Loves Raymond[/italic].
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 24, 2021 8:38 PM |
^^HARDISON, not Harrison.
Fckin autocorrect.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 24, 2021 8:39 PM |
Want/OTPs: Chilwell/Grealish (they’re that ‘modern’ married couple who have an open relationship but always put each other first); Stones/Ruben Dias (*cries*); Carragher/Gary Neville (wouldn’t put it past them to snog for real on live telly one of these days), and unrequited Scholes/Gary Neville/Becks (show me more Vintage English Buried-Pain Trio); Keane/Souness (Angry Soulmates); Lampard/Gerrard (Emo Soulmates); Ramos/Marcelo (just Good Vibes Soulmates); Schweinsteiger/Podolski (Angst); David James/Joe Hart (tears+This Club); Fowler/McManaman (YNWA😭); John Terry/Scott Parker (Eastenders); Jamie Redknapp/anyone (he’s a slag and he’s pretty, no further questions)
DNW/NOTPs: Guardiola/Mourinho (believe it or not there is already more than one such fanfic story in existence online—do yourselves a favour and never search ‘pepmou’); OGS/Gary Neville (Gaz has many better offers ok), and Gary/Phil Neville (just....no); Kane/Henderson (Hendo deserves more, plus Kane looks like Rodney off ONLY FOOLS & HORSES and I can’t get over that aesthetically); Lindelof/Maguire (no chemistry, professionally or erotically); Lloris/Son (people only ship thanks to that awful Spurs reality docsploitation); Pogba/Martial (Poggy’s indolence as a player drives me bonkers to watch so I just don’t like it on principle); Tevez/Torres (my little sister used to ship it—never understood it and never will); Pique/Ibrahimovic (that one famous and ridiculous pap photo actually was printed out of context); Benzema/Ronaldo (sick of hearing about either of them for football reasons, let alone together in a sexual situation); Pele/Maradona (this was seriously a thing once and it makes me want to commit arson); Harry Redknapp/anyone (including his poor wife who I’m sure longs for the sweet release of (his) death)
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 24, 2021 8:54 PM |
Want: Those two guys on Castle that were his fellow cops. They were hot together.
Don't want: Alice and Flo
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 24, 2021 8:57 PM |
On the next new season of COBRA KAI:
Yes—Johnny Lawrence x Daniel LaRusso
No—Johnny Lawrence & Carmen Diaz, Daniel LaRusso & his wife Amanda
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 24, 2021 9:43 PM |
I’m impressed r10 could take his hands off his dick long enough to type all that
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 24, 2021 9:51 PM |
Want-Michael/Sam from Burn Notice
Don't want-Mr. Roper/Mr. Furley from Three's Company
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 24, 2021 10:00 PM |
Want: Patty/Cathy from "The Patty Duke Show"
Don't want: Spence/Arthur from "King of Queens"
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 25, 2021 5:58 PM |
Want: Dorian Gray and Lord Hyde from 'Penny Dreadful'
Don't want: Larry David and Jeff Garlin from 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 25, 2021 6:05 PM |
Want: Ryan Reynolds getting fisted, fucked, and destroyed by Anton LaVey
Don't Want: Angela Lansbury and Roseanne Barr
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 25, 2021 6:15 PM |
R8 made me want to throw up with his don't.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 25, 2021 6:21 PM |
R8 and R18 what about Debra and Amy, or Marie and Lois???
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 25, 2021 6:23 PM |
R10 -- 267 stories (and counting) just for you. They are largely about current players, though.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 25, 2021 6:59 PM |
No, thanks, R19; but you go on and enjoy!
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 25, 2021 7:01 PM |
Joss really fucked up the romantic pairings and sexual connections in BUFFY imo.
I’d have gone with:
✅ Faith/Buffy, Cordy/Harmony, Darla/Drusilla, Angel/Spike, Oz/Tara, dark!Willow/dark!Xander (it only works when they’re vamps, idk why), Giles/Anya, Riley/any of the guys in his squadron
❌ Buffy/Giles, Buffy/Spike, Spike/Harmony (it was morbidly fun to watch at first but then turned really offensive and uncomfortable), Willow/Tara (ditto), Warren/Andrew (ditto), Cordy/love & appreciation & dignity, Joyce or Dawn/anyone (just doesn’t seem right, plus they’re annoying and not entertaining)
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 25, 2021 7:03 PM |
Do: Tim O'Tay and Julian Morris
Don't: Tim O'Tay and BBQ Boy
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 25, 2021 7:17 PM |
Wow. Now I DO want a Mr Roeper-Mr Furley pairing!
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 25, 2021 7:40 PM |
Want: Will and Jack (Will & Grace), The Professor (Gilligan's Island) and Mike Brady, Carisi and Barba
Don't want: Mrs. Howell and Alice (Brady Bunch), Fred and Ethel
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 25, 2021 8:02 PM |
Jeff + Jimmmaaayyyy
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 25, 2021 8:09 PM |
Want: Starksy & Hutch
Don't Want: Cagney & Lacey
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 25, 2021 8:12 PM |
The Snoop Sisters.
Tom Corbett and Mrs. Livingston.
McHales Navy.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 25, 2021 8:37 PM |
Chris Noth, Benjamin Bratt, and Jeremy Sisto.
Jerry Orbach is their pimp who owes Dennis Farina money. Steven Hill is Dennis Farina's boss.
Richard L. Brooks is the DA hot on their trail.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 25, 2021 8:58 PM |
Want- Mike Ferrell and Wayne Rogers
Don't Want- Harry Morgan and Jamie Farr
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 25, 2021 9:11 PM |
Want-Trapper John and Gonzo
Don't Want- Norm Peterson and Cliff Clavin
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 25, 2021 9:12 PM |
Want-Joe Hackett and Maxwell Sheffield.
Don't want-Mr. Furley and anyone
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 25, 2021 9:23 PM |
I kinda want a Cliff-Norm, now that you mention it.
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 25, 2021 9:26 PM |
From Will & Grace:
Will and on-screen boyfriend Bobby Carnivale
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 25, 2021 10:55 PM |
Want: Dom Draper and Henry Francis from "Mad Men"
Don't want: Endora and Aunt Hagatha from "Bewitched"
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 26, 2021 1:16 AM |
[quote] Want: Starksy & Hutch
One of the best gay stories I've ever read is a Starsky and Hutch slash fic. Cost of Love by Alexis Rogers.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 27, 2021 10:14 AM |
Want: Marlena Evans and Tracy Quartermain
Don't: Lucille March and Alice Horton
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 27, 2021 10:55 AM |
[quote]Want/OTPs: Chilwell/Grealish
I love you r10
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 27, 2021 10:57 AM |
^^Jack Grealish is just a slag in general. Don’t think he’s that particular about the equipment of anyone he cops off with.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 27, 2021 12:38 PM |
Barney Miller and Fish
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 27, 2021 12:48 PM |
Oh, stop, R50.
Barney & WOJO!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 27, 2021 1:07 PM |
Sorry… Stop, R40
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 27, 2021 1:07 PM |
A three way with Mrs. Oleson, Mary Ingalls, and Hester Sue
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 27, 2021 2:59 PM |
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