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Today I graduated from a top school for models!

The world is my oyster!

by Anonymousreply 38June 25, 2021 5:03 AM

I am David Laid

by Anonymousreply 1June 23, 2021 8:31 PM

I am Lucas Dell

by Anonymousreply 2June 23, 2021 8:32 PM

I am Mario Adrion

by Anonymousreply 3June 23, 2021 8:32 PM

Congrats OP! The world needs more plus size models.

by Anonymousreply 4June 23, 2021 8:33 PM

So what? I did that 40 years ago

by Anonymousreply 5June 23, 2021 8:34 PM

I am Travis Bryant

by Anonymousreply 6June 23, 2021 8:34 PM

I am Ethan Hethcote

by Anonymousreply 7June 23, 2021 8:35 PM

I am Mark Miller

by Anonymousreply 8June 23, 2021 8:35 PM

I am Jerreth Ludwig, III

by Anonymousreply 9June 23, 2021 8:36 PM

I am Colton Haynes

by Anonymousreply 10June 23, 2021 8:36 PM

Well, they didnn't school you to be a svelte, competent liar then, OP.

by Anonymousreply 11June 23, 2021 8:38 PM

op is Marcia Brady!!

by Anonymousreply 12June 23, 2021 8:38 PM

John Robert Powers....congrats OP...

by Anonymousreply 13June 23, 2021 8:40 PM

No R5/Shelley I did that 40 year’s ago.

Oh and Dorothy was wrong it wouldn’t be better with Shelley Hack!

by Anonymousreply 14June 23, 2021 8:40 PM

I'm Pat Stevens.

by Anonymousreply 15June 23, 2021 8:44 PM

Maybe Charlie can take you away from all that.

by Anonymousreply 16June 23, 2021 8:46 PM

If it ain't the Copacabana School of Dramatic Arts, it ain't shit.

by Anonymousreply 17June 23, 2021 8:47 PM

OP = Melania. She finally got a degree!

by Anonymousreply 18June 23, 2021 8:52 PM

R13, I'm guessing the Barbizon School.

by Anonymousreply 19June 23, 2021 8:56 PM

Hi, Julie Rogers! This is Tiffany Wells. I graduated from the police academy in Boston, Massachusetts.

by Anonymousreply 20June 23, 2021 9:01 PM

Julie (Op), you were convicted of shop lifting. Remember that blouse you stole to wear to that job interview?? Hee hee!

by Anonymousreply 21June 23, 2021 9:03 PM

OP, don’t let this happen to you!

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by Anonymousreply 22June 23, 2021 9:04 PM

When our Office Manager ask employees to jot down name of college where they graduated, one woman wrote "Wilford Beauty College."

by Anonymousreply 23June 23, 2021 11:02 PM

Was it Barbizon?

by Anonymousreply 24June 23, 2021 11:04 PM

Wanna-be-lez College

by Anonymousreply 25June 23, 2021 11:40 PM

Today I graduated from a top school for waiters and retail queens.

I fixed it for you, OP.

by Anonymousreply 26June 23, 2021 11:41 PM

I never even finished the 8th grade!

by Anonymousreply 27June 23, 2021 11:57 PM

I am Legion.

by Anonymousreply 28June 24, 2021 12:07 AM

I am Kelly Bundy.

It took me 30 years, but at least I graduated.

by Anonymousreply 29June 24, 2021 12:10 AM

You’ve neglected to mention the hundreds of blowjobs in the teachers’ lounge, R29

by Anonymousreply 30June 24, 2021 12:30 AM

Was it the Fancy Boy Modeling School, OP?

by Anonymousreply 31June 24, 2021 1:34 AM

Actually, it was the Model School in Mayfair R31.

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by Anonymousreply 32June 24, 2021 1:40 AM

Barbizon, OP?

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by Anonymousreply 33June 24, 2021 1:43 AM

Need a job, OP?

Are you big boned? Have a glandular problem?

Go see Mr. Pinky, and tell him Tracy sent you.

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by Anonymousreply 34June 24, 2021 1:49 AM

Barbizon is not just for the ladies anymore...

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by Anonymousreply 35June 24, 2021 1:52 AM

I keep trying to unsubscribe from this goddamned thread, but it won't go away

by Anonymousreply 36June 25, 2021 2:12 AM

R36 hasn't graduated yet.

by Anonymousreply 37June 25, 2021 5:01 AM

R33 beat me to it. LOL

by Anonymousreply 38June 25, 2021 5:03 AM
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