Hey, you know what paradise is?

I have a pair of dice.

I have a bridge to sell.

Ok Charlene.

OP's apartment

As a matter of fact, OP, I've been to paradise. But I've never been to me.

Paradise would be never meeting your saccharine ass OP.

🙀

Listen to OP. They've seen some things a woman ain't supposed to see

Paradise Earth is only possible by when Jehovah God overthrows Satan’s corrupt system.

[quote]nd it's that man you fought with this morning--the same one you are gonna make love to tonight.

The one with the really thick penis?

Or the one with the really long penis?

I immediately thought of the guy getting a baby shoved up his ass, after reading this. This site has scarred me psychologically for life.

There are times

when a woman has to say what's on her mind

even though she knows

how much it's gonna hurt

before I say another word, let me tell I love you

let me hold you close and say these words

as gently as I can....

Trust me,

I've seen things a woman ain't s'posed to see

It looks like a dump.

I hear OP in Shirley Brown’s voice.

Is this from a Julia Sugarbaker speech?

That Charlene was a tramp! A man-loving tramp!

No R15, it was not.

This is a Julia Sugarbaker speech:

"For example, you probably didn't know that Suzanne was the only contestant in Georgia pageant history to sweep every category except congeniality, and that is not something the women in my family aspire to anyway."

"Or that when she walked down the runway in her swimsuit, five contestants quit on the spot. "

"Or that when she emerged from the isolation booth to answer the question, ‘What would you do to prevent war?' she spoke so eloquently of patriotism, battlefields, and diamond tiaras, grown men wept."

"And you probably didn't know, Marjorie, that Suzanne was not just any Miss Georgia, she was the Miss Georgia. She didn't twirl just a baton, that baton was on fire. And when she threw that baton into the air, it flew higher, further, faster than any baton has ever flown before, hitting a transformer and showering the darkened arena with sparks! "

"And when it finally did come down, Marjorie, my sister caught that baton, and 12,000 people jumped to their feet for sixteen and one-half minutes of uninterrupted thunderous ovation, as flames illuminated her tear-stained face! "

"And that, Marjorie – just so you will know and your children will someday know – is the night that the lights went out in Georgia!"

Please OP, Please OP, don't just walk away. Cause I have this need to tell you why I'm all alone today.

Let me ask you, R18

"Why are you all alone today?"

[quote]Hey, you know what paradise is?

My religion teaches me that paradise is between the cheeks of Anthony Recker's amazing ass...

r19 I spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that wasn't so subtle.

I wanna be undressed by kings.

[quote]I spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that wasn't so subtle.

I am not here to judge you, R18.

But may I share with you the Good News of Anthony Recker's amazing Booty?

Nobody brings the slut-shaming drama like Randy Rivera.

Love is a smoke and is made with the fume of sighs.

Contentment, it seems, simply happens. It appears accompanied by no bravos and no tears."

OP, weren't you also the one who rented an apartment on a Monday at one A-singin' do lolly, lolly Shicky bum, shicky bum?

I've seen some things. Oh, GURL, I have SEEN some THINGS!

I've been undreshed by kingsh, and I've sheen shome thingsh that a woman ain't sh'posed to shee...

In fairness, Liza, you saw a sort of blurry outline of those things.

R8 = Serena Williams

It would be one thing to be undressed by king felipe of Spain, but quite another to be undressed by King

I've been to Jacksonville. Does that count for anything around here, Charlene?

Did you get undressed by the Tiger King, r33?

No. But I got a blow job from the Assistant Manager in Training at a Burger King. That's sort of royalty, no, r34?

Only if he wore the paper burger king hat, r35.