Alec Baldwin enjoying the beach

ARGH!! MY EYES!!!!!!

I love his hairy body. I'd still do him.

He's still hot!

How you say, EL GORDO!

He has always been GROSS!

Hilarious is laughing at his gut.

How you say in da Inglesh, hombre embarazado?

Time is a cruel mistress.

Do they share bras?

Her name is Hillary.

Ugh, you couldn’t pay me enough...

The kids should be schlepping their own sand toys. Lazy little bitches.

I still would.

DADDY!

Yikes. He does bloat out when not working. Of course, I bloat out too. The battle of the bulge is easily lost.

I cannot even imagine trying to keep an eye on six children at the beach. The bay beaches don’t have any waves to speak of, so that makes them safer than the ocean beaches. But still. You can’t sit down and relax. What’s the point?

He's a sexy hairy daddy, but that body is more appropriate for 73- not 63.

I'd suck him in the men's room, but Hilarita would fight me for his previous seed.

Did the box of toys include castanets?

Mi Fuerher!

I hoped against hope that he would be bi at least, but no such luck. I got wood from watching him in that miniseries about the military school.

[quote]He has always been GROSS!

Only to someone into hairless twink who look 12.

Alec was fucking hot for a long time.

twinks*

Poor parenting.

My parents would have seen themselves in Hell before they'd haul our toys around. We'd have to do it ourselves and then pick them up after play-time was over.

Funny - even though he has millions, once you have kids (particularly 6 in quick succession), you still become a pack animal for toys, strollers, diapers, etc.

I can imagine him loading up that huge SUV with all those kids and toys and looking in the rear view mirror at his face and he wipes away a single tear of desperation in quiet.

If I were 63, there's no fucking way this would be my life. Imagine the NOISE in that house? Alec's got a short fuse - even in older age, I can't imagine how many times he has had to bite his lip and walk away in a rage.

Hence the overeating and drinking.

Holy shit. I love kids and the beach, but that seems like hell on earth

El Gordo.

Is he having the next rugrat?

Sagging Harbor!

He looks so miserable while Hillaria is just having a BALL!!!!

Pity.

Gross and hot at the same time.

Some of us like that type.

But what I don't understand: with his kind of money can't he get a nutrionst/cook and a personal trainer.

That kind of belly looks like metabolic syndrome.

R16, previous or precious?

Rude Little Pig!

All of You!

R29 - yeah, what would you call that - gross and hot? As I've become older, the hairless, overtanned gym bunnies hold little interest - it's been the same look for over 25 years.

I prefer a beard, or not so great face, or a little weight, dad bod or some age - anything to make the person look like a normal person you'd see in real life. I don't know about 'gross' - but there needs to be a new term for unconventional hotties.

If that hairy belly was on my forehead, or grinding against me when he was fucking me....well, I'd probably shoot about 20 feet in the air without touching myself.

Demasiada cerveza, Alejandro!

His peak daddy hotness was during his stint on "30 Rock". The writers even incorporated some wink-wink references to being a "bear daddy" in his lines. For 63 he doesn't look that bad.

This reminds me of the movie he did with Meryl Streep, “It’s complicated”. Donde esta the, how you say in English, condom?

I still love Alec Baldwin. He was a very beautiful specimen when he was young.

Is Doña Hillary Baldwin holding a toy doll or is that an actual baby?

Alec blew it. Hopefully the kids will turn out alright.

When is Alec due to deliver? He looks to be at least six months along.

Well, everything must come to an end. What matters is that, until not that long ago, he was one of the most beautiful men in the world.

I'd be overweight and hairy if I had to be married to her.

Why does he have to schlep all that shit around when they have 6 nannies?

[quote]The kids should be schlepping their own sand toys. Lazy little bitches.

I love the expression "sand toy". Did you make it up?

Photo op time, R41

I separate the help from the husband, you dumb bitches.

He looks like their grandfather.

Women will fuck anything.

Considering Hilaria is obsessed with staying in shape and self-care, I’m surprise she doesn’t get her husband looking better

His eldest has a daddy kink fetish.

Photo op, or doesn't want to ask his nannies to carry a heavy bin because he's a man.

They certainly are not watching 6 kids on the beach by themselves. The nannies just aren't in the photos.

That wife is an albatross.

He's a retard but I'd give anything to fuck him

No more ridiculous yoga poses from her, at least…

I almost feel sorry for him. You know the honeymoon is long over.

Didn't wifey also have a miscarriage or two?

R53 at LEAST 2

This is the second Alec-Baldwin-and-Page-Six based thread in the past 2 days.

The DL really has its finger on the pulse.

It's like the hottest news of 1993.

[quote] Considering Hilaria is obsessed with staying in shape and self-care, I’m surprise she doesn’t get her husband looking better

He can get as fat as he wants. He's paying all the bills.

Page Six writers sound like Daily Mail writers:

[quote] The couple was snapped Saturday in the Hamptons with a few of their children

[quote] Alec Baldwin checks his phone while celebrating Father’s Day at the beach with his family.

"A few" of their children?

The baby's head is just falling forward. The skies look cloudy. They're at "Sag" Harbor. Hilaria has a huge smile on her face. She's a psychopath.

He looks 102, exhausted and defeated. She looks like the cat that ate the canary. Get a vasectomy old man and don’t tell her.

I hope their NYC apartment is soundproofed.

I thought he lived in a separate apartment?

R60 hope that’s true. Not only the army of kids, she probably hops on him every second to get pregnant again.

Six kids, a few which are babies, at his age is utterly ridiculous.

^^Six kids at any age is utterly ridiculous.

God, he used to be so beautiful

He had all those kids because he spent the late 90’s-early 20’s in court fighting for child custody to his then only kid that he miss out a lot..

R85 6 kids is pathological. Putting #6 into a surrogate when #5 is already on the way...INSANE

R66, Irish twins.

R67 Irish twins are naturally, and stupid. What they did is INSANE

It’s official. Mrs. Baldwin is a mere life support system for a womb.