Biggest Lies Told on Datalounge!

“You type fat.”

Actually that’s not a lie in your case, OP.

"But I look ten years younger."

"DL is a gay discussion board."

Hell’s Kitchen is overrun by whores

I'm a liberal, but...

Anyone who fails to subscribe completely to progressive/SJW doctrine is a Trumper, a freeper, a Breitbarter, a Republican, and so on.

I’m a top. I’m under 50. I was educated at Harvard. I was sent to boarding school. I don’t live with mother.

I don't live in the walk-up of my parents' building and upon their good graces even though my caftan dry cleaner downstairs knows different.

I claim to have over 1 Million for retirement even though I rarely have worked anywhere but a VHS video store and "freelance" sending in comments to the Village Voice.

I live in any place other than my parents' basement.

The FBI, CIA, MI5, MI6, and other variously initialed special ops entities are coming for all the posters on LSA and DL who don't like Meghan Markle. "The net is closing!"

I'm having some prissy, pricey meal for din-din, with a nice wine- on my Central Park veranda.

When you know it's more like Vienna sausages and Koolaid in a trailer in Indiana.

[quote] [bold] Biggest [/bold] Lies Told on Datalounge!

[quote] Anyone who fails to subscribe completely to progressive/SJW doctrine is a Trumper, a freeper, a Breitbarter, a Republican, and so on.

Sure, Jan.

Ugh. I truly hate ranch dressing. It smells bad and looks worse.

“I am thin and GORGEOUS!”

"When I was in my 20s I was very hot and had men coming on to me all the time!"

FFS, on the off chance this is remotely true, don't you get that posting it on an anonymous message board makes it sound like complete bullshit?

[bold]#1 with a bullet: [/bold] I have had sex with many straight men.

^^Followed by #2: it is not very difficult to seduce a straight man

#3: All good looking actors have at least dabbled in The Homosex

#4: Anything that has to do with 2 million dollars.

I'm masculine and pass for straight. For lesbians it's I'm femme. Very common.

You look like Linda Evangelista.

I don't like ranch either, R13.

I'm 44, look 24, and I can't leave my house without some twink wanting me to fuck him.

I'm not jealous of Meghan Markle.

I'm 60 and happy with my life, my sex life, my friends, my looks, and look toward the future.

I’m on TRUVADA

I have good taste.

... ... ..., Jealous, bitches?

Once Around The Garden (sure, Jan ... YOU FAT WHORE!).

See this "random guy" on IG / TikTok? It's not me honest!

(insert city) is up and coming.

That we owe EVERYHING to Marhsa P. Johnson

No scrub that, that we owe ANYTHING to Marsha P. Johnson

I saw a huge flood of DARK BROWN FECES...

1) I don't come from trash.

2) I watch Fox News just to see what they're saying.

3) I'm a proud, out gay man.

4) I am not a receptionist

5) My dislike of Meghan Markle has nothing to do with the one drop rule.

“Someone just sent me a link to this site. I’ve never posted here before. This will be my first and last post.”

—Lady Nicola S. Fairford

Do you think I can live on my 9.8 million dollar retirement or should I put away more?

How much do you have saved to retirement?

How dare you suggest anything other than Mother’s failing health necessitates my living with her! The sixty-seven years dans ma chambre d'enfant were mere practice for this sad moment.

Neither here nor there, but Mother and I turn heads when I roll her into church every Sunday. Some say we look like newlyweds! I am Mother’s favorite, and your jealousy shows.

I came to NYC in the 80s and quickly became everyone’s favorite. Now I’m at the top of my industry.

I'll have you know I gave up a very successful career to take care of Mother!

(Those make me sad R37, as there seem to be a goodly number of older, sexless gay men on here who are living with and taking care of their even more elderly parents in the depths of Darkest Flyoverstan and DL is their only connection to other gay men, or, possibly, to non-family members.)

"When someone uses miracle whip instead of mayonnaise in a macaroni salad, my palate of an internationally celebrated sommelier that I have carefully developed in my elderly parents' basement, WHOM I CARE FOR BY THE WAY, can immediately tell the difference! In fact, I have to keep myself from vomiting at even a mere HINT that a "whip" of any kind has been blended into that traditional white trash barbecue side-dish!"

Also:

"I'm 7 feet tall and 130 lbs. and own several properties in Monaco."

A knowledge of musical theatre is central to all in life.

I am [bold]NOT[/bold] trapped in the past!

"I'm a huge troll who lies about my family's wealth and all the wealthy people I have known, but I'll participate multiple times in this Biggest Lies thread and it'll throw everyone off the trail!"

Oh, wait, that's "Biggest Lies Trolls Tell Themselves," sorry, wrong thread!

This quickly turned into a thread for bitter Millennial / Gen Zs.

My tailor makes my underpants.

Broadway doesn't go for booze & dope.

10 inches on a good day!

r41 My sense of taste is not that great anymore, but I can tell Miracle Whip from mayonnaise. It's like margarine vs. butter.

[quote]Neither here nor there, but Mother and I turn heads when I roll her into church every Sunday.

And stomachs.

Vintage:

David Ehrenstein is a film historian

I'm from England and you Americans always talk about our supermarkets. You talk about them at weddings, funerals, birthdays and after sex. All my American friends tell me this.

Teenagers are constantly listening to Judy Garland and start Garland fan clubs in their high schools.

DL’s biggest lie of omission: the 28” waist.

They never mention that they’re talking about diameter rather than circumference.

How many times have we read: my husband of 20 years....blah blah. Show us fucking proof, you lying psychotic bitches.

Guys in blue-collar professions are automatically more hung.

Even though we don't like "fraus", dicks that have been up in them are more appealing.

I never eat fast food.

I only watch PBS.

I’m a real New Yorker! I’ve lived here since the early aughts.

How about “I don’t have a television/don’t watch television”?

“I’m not a frau”.

Total top here

I’m gay. I’m German. I’m a guy.

I’m a lifelong Democrat, BUT…

I am born and live whole life in great US of A.

I don’t start dozens of threads about the telltale signs of a lower-class upbringing because I’m riddled with anxiety and seeking reassurance. I just like to laugh at the peasants!

I don't own a television!

I'm an Ivy league educated WASP with homes all over New England. I have numerous antique heirlooms. I am NOT run of the mill scotch irish/ German white trash living in a condo in suburban Chicago, and my only antique heirloom is NOT a deck of solitaire released with Star Wars characters printed on them.

My mutilated dick is better looking.

I got fucked by 50 guys last weekend!

I bake my own bread.

I make my own pasta sauce.

I make my own pasta.

I make my own mayonnaise

When I say that Jews control the banks and the media and use that and their billions to ensure their control over Congress, while acting just like Nazis and killing children, I'm just criticizing the Israeli government. I'm an anti-Zionist, not an anti-Semite!!!

I never shop at Walmart. My housekeeper takes care of that. I work in the business and have met (celebrity name) and can tell you he is as gay as a Cher doll draped in lavender.

Crying as I type this!

I had 50 dicks in my hole last night. Jealous, bitches?

What's a Dollar Tree pound cake?

That was so funny, I almost spit out my iced tea!

(Really VODKA).

Well done R63!

I don't know about DL but never trust a man who says, "I won't come in your mouth. Just keep sucking."

" I do not understand how anyone can enjoy having sex in a dirty pubic bathroom." He has been to every public bathroom on the west side. Then the east, north, and south.

I usually stay far away from the Royals threads...

I allow myself one “cheat day” a month.

I'm Masc.

I never drain the pasta.

I'm STD-Free.

Sure, honey.

Lindsey Graham is straight.

Matt Gaetz is not gay because he's into female teens.

Nestor is Matt's adopted son.

Lois Nettleton came through on our Ouija board!

"I just watched [movie] for a the first time!"

Bitch you've seen it umpteen times.

"A friend of mine knew [or replace aforementioned verb with 'had,' 'fucked,' 'met,' 'saw,' 'grew up/went to school with,' 'got high with,' etc., rinse and repeat,,,,] him/her/it/them. :)

It's okay to lol my own anecdote.

I'm thin, I'm gorgeous, I'm sane, I'm financially independent, etc. and I am in a relationship with a wonderful guy except he has this one big flaw, which is ...

I'm constantly forced to complain to the managers of the very exclusive stores I frequent because the lemons they sell are far too sweet for me. I just can't take the cloying sweetness of the modern lemon. I can't.

Mother used to add sugar to her signature (and TOP SECRET!) lemonade recipe but now the tiniest squeeze of one of these newfangled lemons ruins a perfectly good glass of water. It's like drinking syrup!

I have a neighbour named Joel. Perhaps not a lie so much an eldergay urban myth.

I’m the person who “sniffs out” every single troll and knows with no fail, the type of troll that person is.

This place is RULED by petty class insecurities.

The guy with phimosis is back with his "mutilated" this and that.

Posters claiming they are not whelmed on the "I want to be underwhelmed...." thread are actually quite whelmed.

Pack of lies.

Sad.

My husbear and I have three boys named Colton, Packer, and Mackenzie.

I disowned my niece because she turned up her nose at my chicken à la king.

“I’m no fan of Meghan Markle, but…”.

I look 29

R6, how about using terms like "SJW" as a pejorative while insisting you're not a Republican.....

R9 Boy, that's a tired one. Are you Joe Scarborough?

r97, I don't have to "insist" on anything. Not once in my life have I voted for a candidate who wasn't a Democrat. It's just a fact. And I do vote.

R39- You do manage to look LUDICROUS boy!

Huh, for a Democrat you sure like using the same pejoratives as GOP assholes who hate anyone slightly to the left of Rush Limbaugh....

The employees of Russian troll farms are fighting each other, literally beating each other half to death with bags full of frozen perogies, to be the first one to make fake bot svetlana-boris posts on Datalounge.

The DL is of the utmost importance to all non-gay non-bitchy non-cunts and is like a guide for all political decision making in the known world. It's VERY important and a magnet for all trolls around the world. And the "bots".

Also, most of you are all Russains! No... Chinese! ... You're Chinese Russians who eat bat soup! I'm not a racist shit disturber, Boris!! You are, Boris, for disagreeing with me! Oh, I forgot to mention I'm a "left-wing" "liberal"... "person".

R102 is not cultured enough to know pierogis are actually not Russian. Also misspelled the food.

I refuse to eat ranch, French or thousand island dressing. Blech.

I won't eat mayonnaise either, excluding tuna salad which I eat once a year.

I never drink at home alone.

I have friends. LOTS OF THEM.

I NEVER eat at gauche chain restaurants like Applebee's, Chili's, Olive Garden, Red Lobster, etc. I only deign to eat at locally-owned artisan farm-to-table organic wheat germ sushi tapas wine bar bistros, due to my exquisitely refined palate, you know. It has NOTHING to do with my desperate need to feel superior to every other sentient being I encounter. Not at all.

Actually R108, if you live in a big city as many DLers do, chain restaurants are few and far between if they exist at all.

So less snobbery and more geography.

I don't drain pasta.

I make over 200K a year.

I'm a masculine total top.

Sorry, pelmeni, R103.

I actually know the difference between "rein" and "reign." I just type it wrong to piss off the Oh, Dears.

[quote]Ryan has free reign of my most intimate parts

"I live in a small Southern city"

I've never been to Red Robin and didn't know the french fries are all you can eat.

Whaaaat? Olive Garden has unlimited soup and breadsticks? I've never heard of such a thing.

R116 and R117 - oh you know when you call out DL-ers on eating Del Taco, Olive Garden and all the suburban fare and the junk fast food you always have that queen that says he hasn't had Taco Bell in 10 years.

To be fair, some people probably don’t think they’ve been to Taco Bell in 10 years because they were there last week after a night of binge drinking.

Rita Moreno should have received an Emmy for her role as Renee, a woman trying to save her marriage to a busy cardiologist and empower her slut daughter who followed a one stand to college only to catch him cheating.

Okay, this is a serious post. The veggie burger at Red Robin is magical. Just delicious. We get our food to go, so no all you can eat on the fries.

Red Robin’s veggie burger is probably packed with soy and sodium….mmmmm sooooo good!

R122 - I should probably try it as I am sodium deficient.

Is Red Robin similar to Five Guys? Smashburger? Umami Burger?

Compare and contrast

"Oh, Dear" fingers her wretched nook when she sees a poster showing "it's" that was erroneously generated by autocorrect on smartphones.

Do these have to be lies actually told by a person on DL or just promoting stories that are lies? These three are both I guess:

1) Suzanne Somers is in her 70s and has sex multiple times a day!

2) Suzanne Somers cured cancer!

and 3) I finger fucked Suzanne Somers in the Bellagio fountains.

I am Mrs. Norman Maine.

One does not see racist, entitled and belittling motives behind every pro-Markle injection into this thread.

Anything that comes out of that Greg guy’s mouth. He is a troll and a liar.

I used to be a liberal Democrat but AOC and all the WOKE SJWs made me take a serious look at the Nazis and, you know, they have some good points to make about immigration!

"I don't blame black and brown people or women for my status as a loser in life and love."

R120 Is that the one with the Barrio Boyzz in it?

My straight friend fucked me as his girlfriend watched and diddled herself.

I am bisexual No homo!

Trans people are taking over! 90% of all people are trans now!

Trans women shouldn't be allowed in women's restrooms because they're straight men in dresses....but they're also all gay and choose to be trans because they can't handle being gay

The neighbor boy Joel loves backgammon, opera, and me.

I despise Trump, but . . .

“Meghan Markle is ugly, old, and was a failed actress on a failed show NO ONE watched (for nine seasons)”

I'm uber masculine!

I'm "straight acting."

I'm non-clockable!

Caitlyn's full interview:

[quote]Caitlyn's full interview

No thanks. Life is too short.