How to Handle Men with Thick Thighs?

Hot, OP. But the proper Datalounge name is "thicc" thighs.

The guy linked at OP reminds me of K. Hemsworth.

Shouldn't that be "C. Hemsworth," R2?

[quote] Shouldn't that be "C. Hemsworth," R2?

No. K. Hemsworth. See link.

I'll gladly choke on it.

Can't do thick thighs in the morning.

Imma go back to bed.

I would do my duty and lick them.

The guy looks like he wears dirty, smelly skid marked underwear.

I know that will excite most of you queens to no end, but I'll pass.

[quote] this guy is in your living room waiting for you.

Call the police and get my husband to help me subdue him and tie him up until the police arrive.

If there's time, I'll try and figure out how he broke in.

"thicc" thighs R1

Another thicc young man.

looks a little special in this pic but I'll still take him.

Thicc guys look hot, but they must be super sweaty "down there," with those huge ham hocks trapping in all the body heat.

Oh honey, I'd handle him as best I could.

R9, come on, was that really necessary? What about just Miranda, Charlotte, Samantha, have his particular fetish?

Oh you know what does piss me off? People who frame obvious questions as statements! It is super-irritating to watch someone frame something as a really obvious question... and they end it with a period, rather than a question mark. No, you have just changed the structure of a sentence because you're too stupid to know what words and symbols mean, and how a sentence works.

Fuck! I admitted to myself I wouldn't do this to my own Mr. Big: Adam Klein, winner of Survivor.

[quote] looks a little special in this pic but I'll still take him.

Dat’s da suck job!

R11 is ON FIRE!!

bump*

The guy in OP's pic is that proportion based on CAMERA LENSING! You grampas have 0 visual literacy for the digital age.

Danny is 6’7”

R20 trying saying that when he's got your head clamped between his thighs like a vice.

I love going down on a guy with meaty thighs. When he's laying back with his knees bent I'll put my arms under his thighs so I can stroke the front of them and keep them right next to my head while my head is buried in his crotch.

I will handle him with utmost care unless he's a Muslim. He looks kinda Arab to me though.

R23 Hawt! More dirty talk please!

My lads don’t worry about what to do with mine. There again, I’m not picky.

[quote] When you wake up in the morning, this guy is in your living room waiting for you. Whuddya gone do?

Sport major wood and then proceed to mount him.

Just hop on board!

Kings

I'd rub my body all over them.

I would order him a Suzanne Somers ThighMaster Gold from the Home Shopping Channel.

Thicc

His legs are twice as wide as his head. It’s like he’s the opposite of those guys who skip leg day.

King

manspread is a thing of beauty

R20 is right. They're all sitting down and they know their angles.

I'm more of a tit guy but I do love legs too - good legs also usually (but not always) equal a good ass.

How to handle them? Well, you prise those thick thighs apart and go to town, great for holding onto to/anchoring while you fuck them on their back too.

Bump

I like a girl with a thigh gap.

Perfect for a fat fuck like me to sit on his lap.

You don't handle them, dear. Thick thigh is vulgar.

Nothing turns me on more than a guy with thicc legs and ass

r32 Bristly, isn't he? Very fine and looks absolutely delicious. Nice feet too.

Crush

In a gay country, death by thicc thighs would be a popular option to kill convicted criminals.