Elephant herd in China has traveled 300 miles

On the Orient Express, Rose.

Elephants never forget, so they'll remember the way home.

They are being treated like royalty. No one is allowed to taunt them or chase them. Even if they trample a child, you just look the other way and keep cooking dinner.

R3 so kinda like rich people are treated in the US.

They are reenacting The Long March, one of my favorite yet least known feats of the 20th century.

What do you mean, "home?" Home is wherever they are. It isn't like they have to be in one place to receive mail.

R6 then explain Babar you stupid ho.

It's a protest march against the current treatment of their friend Yashar Ali.

Maybe shits about to go down in the region they come from so they’re getting out.

Gay Pride.

Rudyard Kipling's pal, the elephant's child, travelled to the banks of the great grey-green, greasy Limpopo River, all set about with fever-trees, then went home again to show off his new nose.

Babarian horde.

It's China and they are protein. I'm not giving long odds on their survival.

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Their tsunami early warning detections are very refined and they know massive shit’s about to go down.

Elephants can remember.

Now that covid restrictions have been lifted they're finally having that Chinese Elephant Coachella they've been planning since 2019.

Unfortunately, something tells me this is going to become an “and then there was one” story.

OMG even the elephants are trying to get out before it’s too late

Well at least they didn’t do the opposite of those whales who beach themselves and run into the ocean and drown.