Someone looked at their spouse and said, "Oh, let's just go with a ton of color! We're in Florida on the water, for Chrissake!" And then they did.
Boy did they.
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Someone looked at their spouse and said, "Oh, let's just go with a ton of color! We're in Florida on the water, for Chrissake!" And then they did.
Boy did they.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 15, 2021 3:33 AM |
I actually really wanted to like it, but I don't. It's like the Motel 8 version of the mansion in Ruthless People, minus the architecture.
I like that the realtor helpfully added a huge red arrow, in case we couldn't see the place.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 14, 2021 9:50 PM |
The beige bedroom is hilarious 😂
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 14, 2021 9:51 PM |
Does it come with an "Off" switch?
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 14, 2021 9:52 PM |
Design by Playskool. Except that the pool looks far from child-safe, with those jagged corals and shells.
You can tell that the "beige" part of the house is where the non-zany grandma lives.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 14, 2021 9:54 PM |
I thought the outside was whimsical - but no, the inside is just as fucked up and worse.
This is a very expensive neighborhood. Its current owner is Dr. Susan Rodell - Republican.
Check out pics from her office in Boca!! She takes the them to work with her! There's no fucking way I'd go near that woman's doctor office.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 14, 2021 9:55 PM |
For a moment I actually thought "Who would put a daycare center on the water and, of course, Florida would allow it."
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 14, 2021 9:56 PM |
Wow. Who would buy it?
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 14, 2021 9:59 PM |
I feel for the neighbors that are forced to look at the mess every waking moment.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 14, 2021 10:03 PM |
Christ that made me queasy. Was she a pill mill doctor?
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 14, 2021 10:04 PM |
R8 I don’t. They are all multimillionaires and can move.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 14, 2021 10:05 PM |
R7 - I've often wondered that about the "zanier" homes or custom homes whose owners tastes may be OK, but way out of the norm. The remodeling and redecorating costs would seem staggering. How are these things marketable? It would be fascinating to see follow-ups on some of these properties. Who bought them, were there markdowns, what did they do to "fix" the property, etc.?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 14, 2021 10:05 PM |
This proves that doctors aren’t the best nor the brightest of individuals.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 14, 2021 10:07 PM |
R9 - she's listed as a geriatric medicine specialist.
Her degree is from....GRENADA! Now, I've been to Grenada and thought it was lovely. However, I'm not sure if the medical school is of the highest caliber.
Even more of a reason to steer clear of Susan Rodell!
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 14, 2021 10:09 PM |
Is that Carole Baskin's house?
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 14, 2021 10:09 PM |
Pee-wee Herman's beach house!
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 14, 2021 10:10 PM |
I instantly envisioned a carnival cruise ship.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 14, 2021 10:11 PM |
That blue sea and sky are like a palate cleanser...
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 14, 2021 10:14 PM |
Even the garbage cans!
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 14, 2021 10:15 PM |
Somebody got rich in the 1980s and hasnt changed a thing since. I loved lots of the Memphis style stuff,but my god its overwhelming overall. Give her this,she stuck with her theme regardless.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 14, 2021 10:36 PM |
But that's just it, R19. This person seemed to have seen the Memphis style and not understood it one jot.
At least Bette Midler's house in Ruthless People was crammed full of the actual article.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 14, 2021 10:41 PM |
1980s cocaine money.
I got herpes just looking at that dirty pool.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 14, 2021 10:46 PM |
Poor mans Ruthless People house!
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 14, 2021 10:47 PM |
Am I the only one to notice a resemblance between this house and Bette Midler's in Ruthless People?
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 14, 2021 10:49 PM |
All it needs is a killer dog named Adolf.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 14, 2021 10:52 PM |
It's a bit rough for 4 million...I assume you're paying for the property and can split up the land
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 14, 2021 11:08 PM |
One tsunami or super-hurricane and that's all underwater.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 14, 2021 11:15 PM |
We’re too late...someone has apparently purchased it and turned it into a Chuckie Cheese.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 15, 2021 12:08 AM |
It looks like the after shots of a house on the show Hoarders. Everything looks like there is a bit of rot to it because so much shit was piled up for years and it was basically just cleaned out and staged with what furniture was still presentable.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 15, 2021 12:29 AM |
It's perfect! All that red hides blood stains.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 15, 2021 12:31 AM |
The sedate striped chairs in the dining room don't match.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 15, 2021 12:47 AM |
I love it - fun
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 15, 2021 12:48 AM |
What are the odds that those animal skins are the real thing?
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 15, 2021 12:58 AM |
"Interior Designer, you say?why no. Most of my friends And Family have been telling me for years how 'gifted' I am myself with my artistic sensibilities and taste for design. Don't you LOVE IT?? I DID IT ALL MYSELF. I'D BE HAPPY TO HELP YOU FOR FREE, if you ever need some decorating tips or design ideas. I just *LOVE* spreading Beauty and Art where ever I go."
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 15, 2021 2:58 AM |
Her neighbors must have hated that lady doctor.
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