Bennifer officially BACK! The paps catch them making out

Awww! I love them

I’m grossed out by Backne. He’s a drunk Irish has been.

So happy for them!!!!!

It's like 2002 all over again!!!!!!

Good times!

They're both attention whores in arrested development, so a perfect match. Why did they split in the first place?

If only Madonna and Sean had done their "are they getting back together?!?" routine now. Think of all the heads that would explode.

Just die already.

Remember back when they were the ‘it’ couple and they were on Entertainment Tonight EVERY fucking night, with that interviewer that got #metoo-ed before #metoo was a thing?

And Ben would be on panels during whatever election was happening at the time, like he was some political expert.

He was obviously jockeying to be thought of as the new JFK, but with a twist —

His Jackie was a LATINA!!!

That should bring in some extra votes, eh??

Painfully obvious, deluded and pathetic.

They were just tugging on the same greenie - a low calorie teeth whitener used by stars once they’ve aged out.

I love them too.

And I’m sure neither of them called the paps to catch this special moment? I’m sure they just happened to be right there….

Madonna and Sean already did their "reunion" a few years back. It was all fan-baiting, though, and Sean quickly made it clear that he was with another woman.

Affleck must be better in bed then he seems.

Is she still fertile or does Benny still have to cover his jets?

Perhaps whiskey dick has found out about Cialis.

[quote] Good times!

Yeah, 9/11, George Bush, the Iraq war, shitty music and fashion. Great.

Who’s the kid taking the photo. They’re obviously staging this and are sending it out to the press.

[quote] Affleck must be better in bed then he seems.

Oh, dear.

R15, it's JLo's son, Max:

[quote] They were just tugging on the same greenie - a low calorie teeth whitener used by stars once they’ve aged out.

Huh?

No one cares about these two has-been hags.

Stay tuned for A-Rod and his "revenge" shot tomorrow.

[quote] Yeah, 9/11, George Bush, the Iraq war, shitty music and fashion. Great.

Compared to Twitter, internet influencers, OANN, Tucker Carlson, and President *shudder* Trump?

Hell, yes.

The aughts are back! The aughts are back!

Lucky bitch JLo gets to play with Ben's delectable, delightful, succulent man titties.

Some people have all the luck.

R23, Ok, sure…he’s got plenty of that. Not much else, except 🥃🍹🍸🥴

I can buy Affleck's desperation and loneliness but not JLo loving him. She's too hard. She wouldn't get back together with her 2004 boyfriend just because she wanted to fuck. I think she's taking advantage of that broken alcoholic.

I love all of the comments about how terrible Ben looks. Each and every one of us whores would happily take his load if given the opportunity.

This means she needs a public distraction from the divorce and he needs to stop being seen smoking outside a liquor store.

If the bodies were ready, they’d have a beach date, a boat date, an art gallery date, and a brunch with children.

What restaurant are they at? I always like to know where the cool kids dine.

R26, you are absolutely correct. And Ben looks FINE AS HELL now!

R27, she's not married.

R4, he was losing control more and more. Wild spending, wild gambling,excessive boozing, she brought that out in him. I think he ended up in rehab or something for either the gambling or the drinking..

r30 Don't forget the cheating, in particular, the eating out a stripper.

You guys are drunk. He looks great.

I wonder if Jennifer Garner is lying awake at night, unable to sleep, picturing Ben and JLo fucking?

You KNOW she is!

Ben looks happier in that OP video than he ever did in that fake Garner marriage.

R33, yes.

There's something a bit "off" r25 about those two. My gut tells me Affleck is an "easy mark" or vulnerable and since she's so desperate to make her point to A-Rod, Affleck does fit the bill (available, easily conned, discreet, sufficiently hot to irritate dumb and impressionable Rodriguez). Since her goal is to get married, I haven't figured out how - longer term - this arrangement will work out.

why can't she ever be single for a few months?

R33, I doubt it. She's probably remembering what a godawful mess he was at his worst and feeling badly for his children.

I don't think his ex is still carrying a torch for him. Once you drive somebody, still drunk, to rehab, and he whines that he needs a cheeseburger so you have to go through the drive-thru...that fire goes out and doesn't come back.

R1 you don't know them

They were a snore the first time around. Yuck.

JLo likes a man with a gut and a hairy back. She couldn't admit it in her 20s. But at this point, she's got kids, he's got kids, and with 6, you get eggroll.

Maybe Ben is trying to make Ana De Armas jealous. She dumped him in pretty sudden, humilating fashion.

How come none of you can spot the complete lack of movement of Mr Ben's lips? Also, he looks dry, dessicated, dry, wrankled, and has the alkie body of a tarantula; all inna one body with spindly limbs.

I'll give it to you; White men who are fancied by many a Datalounger get praise even when they have reached the seventh ring of mash up. And no, Jennifer Garner is not jealous. Her twat belongs to her and is not a separate thing, unlike the twat of the other Jen. She isn't going to sell out her kids for this "relationship", like J-Lo.,as quick as J-Lo has. I hate having to defend her, but she is a better mother than Ms Lopez. That poor photographer having been told to stay in that bush to film these two drips. I really thought that I would feel better about these heaux..... what with celebrity being pathetic since Britney and them stopped fanny flashing in cars. Ben-Jo could be worse. They could be Demi Lovato who wishes that she had the nerve of Ben to show her real self so publicly instaed of being tender to the touch wokescold that she has become.

low standards if you still think ol' Ben is hot lol

Gag me with a spoon.

Gag me with Ben’s hard cock!

And I’ll buy the beer 🍺!

can't believe how desperate these two both are and i can't believe how many people are actually buying this.... yikes

R49 has it. Poor JLo simply cannot be manless. Pathetic.

I don’t know which one of them is rebounding, but I know that one of them is.

Was that Jennifer’s child in the video with them? Her children’s heads must be spinning with all the potential new stepfathers coming and going.

"Backne." That gave me the only laugh I've had today. Thanks, R2.

[quote] The paps catch them making out

Tuesday, June 15, 2021 Blind Item #4

According to the staff who served them, this rebooted couple had one session of PDA. It coincided with the same time a person filmed them. A person by the way who had their meal included on the bill of the couple.