I'm "Yasssssssss queen" x 5000
Let's be Ru Paul's Drag Race
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 7, 2021 6:21 PM |
I'm the queen who made RuPaul laugh in week one, and now he's committed to dragging my ass all the way to the final, even as better queens are eliminated on the thinnest of excuses.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | June 14, 2021 4:12 PM |
I'm the contestants' reactions when Ru announces this week's challenge. No matter how awful it sounds I will pop my mouth wide open, raise my eyebrows and squeal with delight like a five year old whos just been given a stuffed animal and a lolly.
by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 14, 2021 4:22 PM |
I'm the obviously producer-supplied "sensitive" question supplied to a cast member to bring up during makeup time.
"Um, like, what does everyoneses parents think of them doing drag?!"
*camera cuts to queen whose mother died giving birth to them and whose father is abusive and homophobic*
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 14, 2021 4:30 PM |
We're the sewing machines and drag supplies you see in the workroom. We're just set decorations. We get dusted once a month.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 14, 2021 4:32 PM |
I'm the emphasis that this is a drag show and NOT a trans show, but only by trans viewers.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 14, 2021 4:35 PM |
I'm the death drop, which astounded viewers the first 5 times they saw it, but has become boring through sheer repetition.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 14, 2021 4:36 PM |
I'm Ru's thinly-veiled disdain for, and boredom with, the entire enterprise.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 14, 2021 4:37 PM |
I'm the front of the Judges table. I fill the bottom half of your screen. I'm hideous and vaguely sinister. I'm the wrong colors turned up to eleven.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 14, 2021 4:43 PM |
I’m the annoying vocal fry .
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 14, 2021 4:43 PM |
I'm the contestant who's backstory is heavily featured in an episode, which means I'll be going home.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 14, 2021 4:45 PM |
I’m the dead celebrity spinning on my grave during match game.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 14, 2021 4:45 PM |
I'm Michele Visage's terribly lame puns
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 14, 2021 4:46 PM |
I'm the "bitch" said as a period at the end of a sentence. I am the height of wit.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 14, 2021 4:49 PM |
I'm the plus-size queen. I bet I won't get one like.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 14, 2021 4:53 PM |
I'm the tears. I happen on the stage when any drag queen gets a bad review, and when they get a very good review. I also happen in the work room when the totally not producer-supplied question about growing up gay or with abusive parents is presented.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 14, 2021 8:43 PM |
I'm the phrase "now these girls know I'm a serious threat" by most of the queens during their confessional. These queens would deny having low self esteem but are somehow very concerned what the other contestants think about their viability in the competition.
by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 14, 2021 8:48 PM |
I'm the tears from the near-the-bottom queen who gets to stay. I demurely bow my head at Ru and vow not to let you down again.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 14, 2021 8:56 PM |
I'm the terrible, repeated phrase that never catches. My drag bar friends swore it was hilarious, hunty. I probably shouldn't have had the t-shirts made before the episodes aired.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | June 14, 2021 8:59 PM |
I'm the comedy queen who isn't funny
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 14, 2021 9:00 PM |
I'm RuPaul's pop culture references - I begin with The Wizard of Oz and end with early 90s Madonna. Anything later than this will be met with a blank stare.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 14, 2021 9:03 PM |
I'm the bitter filler queen/early-out who takes to social media post-sashay to spill "tea" about the show being overproduced and predetermined, as if this is a major new discovery.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 14, 2021 9:11 PM |
I'm insufferable.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 14, 2021 9:15 PM |
I'm the dramatic YouTube video the queens make when RuPaul says something that could possibly be about them during her podcast.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 14, 2021 9:17 PM |
We're the Drag Race subreddits. We're a perfect storm of annoying wokesters, racist trash, teenage girls, vapid twinks, and clout chasers who post nothing but memes and quotes from the show so they can experience the endorphin rush of an upvote.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 14, 2021 9:26 PM |
I'm "Ben Platt, who plays Dear"
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 14, 2021 9:29 PM |
I am a vagina! I am welcome here now!
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 14, 2021 9:29 PM |
R3 forgot to add that after baring their soul, that queen will be eliminated that evening.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | June 14, 2021 9:35 PM |
And R26, I am Ru screaming OVER MY DEAD BODY at the possibility of said vagina ever winning a season.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | June 14, 2021 9:37 PM |
I'm Snatch Game. I'm tired and lame. I'm never funny, just pathetic. Apparently though, people in high places like me as they trot me out every god damned season.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 14, 2021 9:49 PM |
I'm the queen designated "the trade of the season" even though I'm pumped with so much filler I look like a balloon animal.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 14, 2021 10:00 PM |
I'm Season 1, and I was shot on a 2007 Motorola Razr.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 14, 2021 10:11 PM |
I’m laughing my ass off, sitting on my pile of cash. (And I never made a crappy album either!)
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 15, 2021 12:57 AM |
I'm the version of RuPaul who presented himself in the UK version of Drag Race. As this is a new market, I'm more involved with the queens, I'm kinder, gentler, supportive, not going too over-the-top with the psychobabble and the American yass kweeen lingo, and pretend to know who the random guest hosts are that appear on the show.
I don't understand half of what the queens are saying, but I know that the UK is a profitable market and isn't sick of Drag Race the way the US is. I'm trying to appeal to a different group of people versus the fifteen-year-old girls who have taken over the fandom in the US.
And I'm trying to shill my music to a new market so I'm revisiting some of my more popular songs and trying to make them A Thing.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 16, 2021 12:46 AM |
I'm the cliche "at the end of the day". I will be said by at least two queens during each episode, and by one of the judges at least every other episode.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | June 16, 2021 1:52 AM |
I'm the random queen or queens from past seasons that appear in some episodes doing stupid things. Did they pay World of Wonder, or did World of Wonder pay them?
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 20, 2021 2:49 AM |
I’m the assorted gaffs and tucking panties littered about the Werk room, after the show has ended. The whole place smells like balls in pantyhose.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 20, 2021 3:00 AM |
I am your head. How is it?
by Anonymous | reply 38 | June 20, 2021 3:19 AM |
I'm the jokes and one-liners that are used every season and get less and less amusing each year. We have reached negative territory now.
by Anonymous | reply 39 | June 20, 2021 3:28 AM |
I'm the barrage of excuses given by the queens during the judges' critiques. I range from the well-worn and generic "I just got in my head during the challenge" (which will be used as a lead-in to the question posed by R38), to the TMI and very specific "I had a cyst that popped on the plane ride here".
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 20, 2021 3:29 AM |
I'm the pre -teens/teens girls, obese single female 20somethings and the obese Mommies with trans kids who make up 99% of the shows fan base.
by Anonymous | reply 41 | June 20, 2021 3:55 AM |
..........
by Anonymous | reply 42 | June 20, 2021 8:40 PM |
I'm the tearful, sad sendoff the booted queen gets on Untucked where she is most likely crying dramatically about how she HAD SO MUCH MORE TO SHOW THE WORLD and while she was temporarily defeated SHE WASN'T DONE YET... THIS ISN'T THE LAST YOU'VE SEEN OF HER!@ like a weeping old-timey villain.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | June 20, 2021 8:47 PM |
I'm the cocky guest-host who defiantly disagrees with Michelle.
by Anonymous | reply 44 | June 20, 2021 8:48 PM |
I'm the crying and weeping the girls do whenever they receive a critique they don't like (and even critiques they do like). I'm also the myriad excuses given as to why they didn't shine in a particular challenge.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 20, 2021 8:48 PM |
I'm the cringey catchphrases that the forgettable middle-of-the-pack queens try to make happen in a thirsty bid for relevance.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | June 21, 2021 10:40 PM |
I'm Miss Shuga Cain, and I am a strong black woman.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | June 21, 2021 10:40 PM |
I'm the crazy-making judging in the latest seasons.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | June 21, 2021 10:44 PM |
I’m Ru. I haven’t done my own makeup since the late 90’s.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | June 21, 2021 10:48 PM |
I'm Michelle Visage's frozen forehead filled with daggers anytime Graham Norton speaks on the panel.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | June 21, 2021 10:50 PM |
I'm the obligatory and utterly gratuitous gasps and laughs and claps and bugged out eyes elicited by every single split every single contestant does.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | June 21, 2021 10:56 PM |
I'm the paint-by-numbers Drag Race template that has been used for the past 5 regular seasons and all international seasons, complete with way too many boring song-and-dance numbers.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | June 21, 2021 10:58 PM |
I'm Adore, always here to remind you what was once good about the show. (Hint: it's not emaciated boys in corsets with snooty attitudes.)
by Anonymous | reply 53 | June 21, 2021 10:59 PM |
I'm the 4/10 guy who has a tiny bit of arm muscle and no lip injections being worshiped as 12/10 "trade."
by Anonymous | reply 55 | June 21, 2021 11:02 PM |
Snatchy Gamey is so lame every season that when she tries to make you laugh, she BLANKS instead!
by Anonymous | reply 56 | June 21, 2021 11:04 PM |
I am Anastasia Beverly Hills, overpriced makeup that will soon be on discount shelves once this show is cancelled.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | June 21, 2021 11:09 PM |
I am ChuckAndAlsTravel dot com, BoobsForQueens dot com, FierceDragJewels dot com, that creepy Absolut PR guy and all the other early sponsors who are nowhere to be found today.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | June 21, 2021 11:11 PM |
I'm GURRRL!
I get more screen time than anyone else, even RuPaul himself.
by Anonymous | reply 59 | June 21, 2021 11:14 PM |
I'm RuPaul's paycheck, growing in inverse proportion to the entertainment value of the show.
by Anonymous | reply 60 | June 21, 2021 11:19 PM |
I'm BRAVE because I shared MY SECRET on the runway as a last-ditch effort to avoid elimination.
by Anonymous | reply 61 | June 21, 2021 11:20 PM |
I'm the queen that shares a disgusting story, such as my giant cyst popping, and says that's the reason they can't walk in 6" heels.
by Anonymous | reply 62 | June 23, 2021 5:14 PM |
I'm back stabbing Raven. I have no friends.
by Anonymous | reply 63 | June 23, 2021 6:30 PM |
I'm indifference when someone says, "look there's Manila."
by Anonymous | reply 64 | July 20, 2021 9:23 PM |
I am a mediocre Black Queen. My pictures are posted on Reddit with the tag lines “Black Excellence” and “She DID That!”. I am upvoted for no reason even though those same fans never buy my merch or follow me in IG.
by Anonymous | reply 65 | July 20, 2021 9:32 PM |
I am the well respected queen with a large following who gets eliminated early just so the season can have a gag! My career will never recover from this.
by Anonymous | reply 66 | July 20, 2021 9:33 PM |
I'm Tamisha Iman's tv network.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | July 20, 2021 9:35 PM |
I’m Tamisha Iman’s ostomy bag, which is full of no fucks.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | July 20, 2021 9:52 PM |
I am a horribly written scripted challenge. It is cringe the entire time and unless you get the staring role you won’t win.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | July 23, 2021 12:40 AM |
I'm the meaty tuck that, like a well-acted sketch, makes an occasional appearance.
by Anonymous | reply 71 | July 23, 2021 2:11 AM |
I'm Just Jan. I'll be back.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | July 24, 2021 6:53 PM |
I'm the inevitable and inevitably awful "single" that every losing queen cuts.
Every one of me has a video with atrocious Auto-Tune, terrible dancing, and looks like it cost $50 to make. I am designed to be played in gay clubs, but am only played in the saddest clubs in places like Mobile, Alabama.
by Anonymous | reply 73 | July 24, 2021 7:22 PM |
Honestly, I just skip to the end of the episodes these days just to see who gets eliminated. It's total cringe to watch them write and "sing" shitty corny songs and rehearse choreography.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | July 24, 2021 9:55 PM |
Rewatch Season 12. That was a most talented, attractive, diverse and charming cast. Even their l o n g ass skit of Gay's Anatomy was well performed and pretty funny. Plus JAN! (She should have won the Madonna Challenge:) I'm That Bitch was week #1 challenge.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | July 24, 2021 10:05 PM |
Hunty!!!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 76 | August 7, 2021 6:21 PM |