What is your pet's Royal Title?

Lord Snufflemore, The Prince of Tails.

You know, it’s an excellent question. I just address her as “Your Majesty” or “Ma’am.”

A friend's Bengal cat is addressed as Your Majesty, Empress of the House, because she orders her humans around imperiously. "HUMAN!! WHY ARE YOU NOT FEEDING ME, CHOP-CHOP NOW!".

I have seven cats. Yes, seven. The only ones who have titles are Dax and Lucy.

Dax began his days in a feral colony, but was quickly whisked away to the SPCA when his siblings and mother were discovered by members of the Feral Cat Society, who distribute food every day. He's now a massive, handsome 4 year old, with a thick, black coat and white trim, and is often referred to as Sir Dax.

Miss Lucy is often called Lady Lucy. She's a brown and black striped dwarf Persian who, along with her sister, have had multiple homes. The buck stops with me, though.

Duchess of Doggie Douching

I was watching a YT documentary on the assassination of 1960s American Nazi Party leader George Lincoln Rockwell. His dog’s name was Gas Chamber.