My mother has a box of poppers
I was helping her clear out her medicines drawer and found an extremely old box labelled "amyl nitrite" that looks like it's from the 60s. It was half full. They're wrapped up like boiled sweets.
I asked her if she knew what it was and she said yes, they're for angina and you just twist off the top and sniff. She, of course, doesn't have angina and never has. I asked where the fuck she got them from. She didn't know but thinks her mother gave them to her - she's been dead since 1978 so they're at least 43 years old. I said, you know you can get high on these? She didn't know that (she's 70) and I decided not to tell her about their other uses.
So I have access to real poppers that may or may not still work, but am too old to go clubbing and rarely have sex, both of which I'm sure you already knew by virtue of the fact I'm posting on Datalounge.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 20, 2021 5:36 PM
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That reminds me of the dad confidentially telling his soon to be son in law that his daughter has acute angina, to which the prospective bridegroom replied,”she’s got a great ass too”…
by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 13, 2021 8:42 PM
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I use them when I watch internet pornography.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 4 | June 13, 2021 8:43 PM
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Wonderful description, OP—but you have a responsibility to history. Just open one of them and give it a sniff, and report back. It's from 1978, it's like a breath of the past, like time travel. It won't kill you.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 13, 2021 10:37 PM
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Lucille Ball had them too.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 13, 2021 10:52 PM
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I found my momma's poppers, and they knocked me off my feet.
They were wrapped up in her closet like a box of boiled sweets.
Momma's poppers
Momma's poppers
Loosen up my sphincter
Momma's poppers
Momma's poppers
I'm not sharin' with my sister.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 13, 2021 10:59 PM
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OP is definitely British, r8. But OP has an obligation to try one, and report back. He will be transported back to a time when he (and I) had a future.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 13, 2021 11:15 PM
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Agree with r5. Also would love to see the label design. Can you take a picture and post it?
by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 13, 2021 11:21 PM
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Is that old broad in the background of R4 the same one that gave Mary Richards the stink eye during the opening credits or the MTM show?
by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 13, 2021 11:21 PM
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Yes a photo would be perfect
by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 13, 2021 11:25 PM
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Don’t listen to anyone here, OP.
Don’t try them. If they’re from 1978 that’s what gives the AIDS.
by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 13, 2021 11:26 PM
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Your mother enjoyed truck stop anal when younger OP
by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 13, 2021 11:26 PM
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I wonder if it looks like this one, from 1910. According to the article apparently it also helps in child birth, as a muscle relaxant.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 16 | June 13, 2021 11:29 PM
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What if the poppers are enchanted, and OP travels back in time to 1970 each time he uses them? 😳
by Anonymous | reply 17 | June 13, 2021 11:37 PM
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If you try them OP, just remember that that’s the real deal...not the same thing as poppers we know today, which are usually butyl nitrite. They’ll be much stronger, and depending on their efficacy after this period of time, they will severely cause your blood pressure to drop. Just be careful.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | June 14, 2021 12:45 AM
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R14 that’s the stupidest most ignorant comment I’ve seen on here in a long while. Fuck you.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | June 14, 2021 12:47 AM
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"1968 was an especially good year for amyl nitrate—Abbott labs had just built a new production facility, and orders were coming in from the US Defense Dept, trying to fulfill demand from the frontlines in Vietnam. Brightness and a hint of cranberry, with undertones of kerosene, were characteristic of these vintages. Nose curiously waxy and dumb, but trying hard. Strong vaporization and a lasting finish is the signature of these late 60s-early 70s amyl vintages."
by Anonymous | reply 21 | June 14, 2021 1:12 AM
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I'll take a photo during the week sometime. It's a smallish box about the size of a pack of cards with blue writing.
I don't really want to take any of them, to be honest. My experience of poppers (the bottles you can buy in a nightclub) has always left me with a headache and feeling sick. If I was in my 20s I'd probably give it a go, mind.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | June 14, 2021 1:22 AM
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R20 I'm not R14 but that comment is a joke, which you apparently didn't get.
by Anonymous | reply 23 | June 14, 2021 2:28 PM
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Thank you, r23.
R20, in the beginning of the AIDS pandemic doctors truly thought poppers were somehow involved in it.
Do a little research before you go off half-cocked.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | June 14, 2021 3:39 PM
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The poppers/karposi sarcoma link was disproven ages ago.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | June 14, 2021 3:44 PM
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Bless your heart, r25.
Really, just…well, just bless it.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | June 14, 2021 3:54 PM
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She’s not wrong they were often prescribed for angina and also for reviving people who had passed out. My grandmother and mother are upset they can’t find them anymore, they always carried some in the purses for passing out.
by Anonymous | reply 29 | June 14, 2021 4:00 PM
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Is that what "smelling salts" used to be?
by Anonymous | reply 30 | June 14, 2021 4:02 PM
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R30 it’s different but similar. Smelling salts tend to be Ammonium Carbonate instead of Amyl nitrite, but they could both be used.
by Anonymous | reply 31 | June 14, 2021 4:17 PM
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OP - maybe a gay relative gave them to her? Apparently Freddie Mercury's sneaky band manager who sold details of his sex life to the British tabloids claimed Freddie gave one to his ex girlfriend because she had pain during sex due to endometriosis. As if he knew anything in the early 1970's.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | June 14, 2021 4:18 PM
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What the hell are boiled sweets and how are they wrapped?
by Anonymous | reply 33 | June 14, 2021 4:37 PM
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[quote] My mother has a box of poppers
Jalapeno, or cheese sticks?
by Anonymous | reply 34 | June 14, 2021 4:56 PM
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A bottle of Jungle Juice Platinum and my right hand got me through the worst months of the pandemic. Just because you're not having sex with other people doesn't mean you can't put them to good use, OP
by Anonymous | reply 36 | June 14, 2021 5:20 PM
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This post made my Monday, OP. Thank you and pride! Lol
by Anonymous | reply 37 | June 14, 2021 5:39 PM
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What the fuck are boiled sweets?
by Anonymous | reply 40 | June 28, 2021 1:35 PM
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Face it, OP, your mom is a gooner.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 41 | June 28, 2021 1:59 PM
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r40 Boiled sweets are hard candy.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 42 | June 28, 2021 2:00 PM
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Amyl is just a quick high… and they are an angina/heart medication.
by Anonymous | reply 45 | June 28, 2021 2:29 PM
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Update? Has mother been confronted?
by Anonymous | reply 46 | July 20, 2021 4:55 PM
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R41 “Ma, what are you doing?” “ 😫 “ “ ☠️ “
by Anonymous | reply 47 | July 20, 2021 5:01 PM
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Your mom uses them to clean her video heads
by Anonymous | reply 48 | July 20, 2021 5:31 PM
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R48 My mom uses it to clean her leather. She must have a lot of leather but I have not seen it. I wonder what she is hiding!
by Anonymous | reply 49 | July 20, 2021 5:36 PM
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