What would make you watch the new Sex and the city series?

Something like this

Two words: Kim Catrall.

All 3 of these bitches get in an Uber to go to the latest NYC hot spot du jour, but the driver is on an LSD trip and the car gets side swiped by a gasoline tanker truck, sending the gals to a blazing, fiery death.

The girls are stalked and killed by a serial killer, one by one.

Smith jarod naked and playing a slut

Without Kim Cattrall, I'm not interested. She was the best part of the original run.

We get it, OP, you hate your mom.

Absolutely will watch. I innately know it will be terrible (especially with all the awful new inclusivity and “wokeness”) but I have the fondest memories of the original series. I threw SATC watching parties at my duplex, complete with Cosmos and catered hors d’oeveurs. The originally aired episodes happened to coincide with the best time in my life.

R7 what? I don't hate my mom. I love her. If you think me hating the rebranding of the feminist ideology as the right to purchasing shoes, you're a moron. This show portrayed women as shallow consumeristic empty-headed vapid characters, looking for nothing more than to please a man and wear the latest fashion. I've never seen a female-oriented show fail the Bechdel test so spectacularly. If you want to watch a show that was actually done by women directors, writers, producers etc look elsewhere, cause whatever female empowering themes are not found here. What is clear is that you need to leave your parents basement to understand the real struggles of working women.

If Aidan and Steve came back looking the way they looked in season 4. And FUCKED.

Of if they were able to raise Lynn Cohen from the dead so Magda could be a part of the revival.

Regardless of what some Elder gays may say, they are all going to watch it.

The show has run its course. SJP has ego issues; her star is fading and this reboot is a potential way for her to remain relevant. That’s it. Nixon and Davis are onboard because they haven’t worked consistently for years either. They should try to make other projects.

For them and for us.

R12, agreed. Davis should acquiesce to doing Lifetime and/or Hallmark movies. She’s a weak actress and could, I’m sure, get work as a mom or grandma there. Nixon is the most talented of the bunch. I hope to see more of her in NY on stage.

The girls have to travel back in time and prevent 9/11.

"The girls have to travel back in time and prevent 9/11."

Or better yet, they all were having a fabulous breakfast at Windows on the World at 8:45 am on 9/11. The sky was so blue, they would have had a great view.

A sizeable cash deposit into my bank account.

Even if it's bad, I can enjoy hate-watching it. The same way I watch reality TV.

If they gave me a part in it.

If Godzilla showed up.

If Carrie gets killed by a black trans woman who bashes her head in with a Manolo.

Schadenfreude.

Eboni and Leah should be a part of the show. They are part of the new generation of New Yorker.

I'd love to see Carrie without Big and having to reinvent herself in her late 50's. That'd give the story some stakes and gravitas. Her struggling to remain hip and relevant could lend itself to some great, awkward comedy.

After the appalling 2nd film, I'm nervous that they won't allow the character to grow at all and she'll be as shallow and materialistic as ever and they're just bringing in a few woke characters to keep the Twitter mobs at bay.

All three gals go to sleep white and wake up black.

Natasha gets to slit Carrie's throat with a Manolo heel.

They need to bring back this racist black bitch:

Davis was so naturally pretty. Loved her looks the best out of all of them.

[quote] All 3 of these bitches get in an Uber to go to the latest NYC hot spot du jour, but the driver is on an LSD trip and the car gets side swiped by a gasoline tanker truck, sending the gals to a blazing, fiery death.

Or pulling a Pam Ewing and driving the Mercedes convertible under the tanker truck....or the Jayne Mansfield 18 wheeler decapitation. But any of these scenarios would work for me. As long as these grizzled old fraus die and go away forever.

I posted this a few months ago as the SATC storyline I'd love to see.

[quote] Can we not have Covid Carrie killed off in the first scene instead? A flashback would reveal she caught it from an infected shoe salesperson.

[quote] Big deals with the loss by fucking Charlotte at the funeral. Charlotte convinces herself that she is in love with Big and turns into Glenn Close from Fatal Attraction. Gory death scene at the end as Big's ex Natasha stabs Charlotte to death in the tub.

[quote] Miranda goes into a coma during her transition surgery and remains in a vegetative state. Steve pulls the plug as he's sick of her nagging.

[quote] Samantha has a cameo in the final scene. She is shown having a drink with Natasha, the shoe saleswoman, and the doctor who botched Miranda's surgery. She thanks them and laughs heartily as the screen fades to black.

A cameo by Lens Dunham who says "I could see myself trying to copy you."

Nothing. I watched all six seasons, enjoying some more than others, and watched the characters reach their conclusions. The show is DONE! There’s a reboot of True Blood coming, as well as Dexter. These aren’t shows like Firefly, ended too soon; they’ve told their stories. Enough already.

Any bitch here saying they won’t watch is a damn liar. We will all watch and I can’t even begin to imagine how many threads on DL there will be about it.

They are so old now, they would make perfect targets for the NY thugs to punch.

A gun pointed at my head. Nothing less.

More Liza!

R38- You're such a QUEEN.

R8- You're such a QUEEN

NOT R 38

Execution of all the leads one by one by guillotine.

I'll watch it and so will all of you.

Carrie selling Avon door to door.

Charlotte should have become a Trump supporter who goes full Q-anon.

The four leads are recast with trained chimps. I would watch that.

If Carmela Soprano replaces Samantha as the slut of the group.

I can't wait to watch it and discuss it with all of you who say you won't watch it.

According to one oooold gossip page apparently Kristin is VERY insecure about her pear shaped figure.

Charlotte refuses the covid vaccine and gets covid and almost dies. She ends up using a wheelchair due to covid long hauler issues. Carrie tries to be woke about disability issues and makes a fool of herself during a tiktok video. Miranda fed up with Charlotte and Carrie leaves the city, but dies in a plane crash.

"The four leads are recast with trained chimps. I would watch that."

Racist.

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$25 million per episode. I'll take nothing less to watch it.

This is nothing more than a vanity project for SJP. The show has run its course and she’s risking ruining the legacy because she hasn’t had any real success since the show ended. Just let it go already. And there’s nothing wrong with a queen being picky.

I will probably check out the first episode. I don't anticipate enjoying it, and likely won't watch the rest, but I will at least give it a chance.

Those pix look like Bingo night at a senior home. Bad lighting? Or just reality. AC’s face looks ravaged by time and abuse. SJP just looks like a typical old lady.

A walk-in closet filled with cash.

But wait...It's to be a series? Not another of those wretched films?

A walk-in closet filled with cash for every episode.

Charlotte is indicted in a college admissions bribery scandal and goes to prison and unexpectedly blossoms despite all the florescent lighting. She contemplates an affair with her cell-mate/prison mentor played by Queen Latifah, but ultimately remains faithful to Harry. She has a hard-time readjusting to her old Upper East Side life after her release (scene of Carrie watching in horror when she reverts to “Prison Charlotte” at Bergdorf and attempts to shank “a punk ass bitch for giving her stank face” in the changing room). Charlotte decides to go back and teach “curatorial studies and Microsoft office” to the ladies in prison.

Miranda runs for mayor and tensions mount between her and Carrie when Miranda is the one who can get into any restaurant in town and has face on the side of buses.

After his third heart attack, Big leaves Carrie for glamorous nurse’s aide MJ Rodriguez (“She might have been assigned male at birth, but thanks to our pre-nup, I was being assigned a fifth floor walk up in Spanish Harlem at divorce”) and she ends up having to do a Real Housewives of New York-esque reality show to make ends meet. Things get even worse for Carrie when Big’s second wife Natasha is cast alongside her.

she now lives in a barn and is ridden.....

Nothing available on the planet.

S5 and S6 of the show are terrible and mostly unwatchable. I’m sure this reboot will be in that vein except now with token characters

she was a bitch to work with,

team THE PRETTY ONE WHO LEFT THE SHOW

Big and Barishnikov fight a mock duel at dawn in Central Park over Carrie. Their seconds accidentally load the pistols with real bullets and both are killed.

I'll watch if it's a prequel with the preteen girls in grade school or Junior High talking about getting their first periods in graphic detail.

Make one episode a loop of the scene from the SATC movie when Big jilts Carrie at the altar…I just love the burnt look on her face when he tells her that he can’t go through with it…

Good Lord, R48, you need to write a warning first before posting something so visually disturbing.

[quote]The girls are stalked and killed by a serial killer, one by one.

It's already happening. It's called the passing of time.

I would watch it if I could watch all the major characters (including Stanford and Big) get butchered in some sort of bloody massacre.

Carrie ends up with Multiple Sclerosis, ends up in a wheelchair, and has the girls and Stan help her fulfill her final item on her bucket list, and they roll her up Mount Everest.

Carrie, still being the attention whore she always has been, makes the poor Sherpa and everyone stop next to Green Boots on the way down back to base camp, snapping IG and TikToK content , and Stan starts to run out of oxygen…

Dun, dun, dun DUN!

I’m pissed off. I hear those fucking squirrels running across my roof! One of those bastards will be inside my house before long.

Sounds like you either have a potential best friend or dinner, R66.

Count your blessings, dear one. 🙏🏽

I'll only watch if Kim Cattrall live-tweets during the premiere and reveals cunty stories about SJP.

The only way this show is going to work is like someone said above, Carrie has to grow up. She needs to be called out on her privilege and be humbled.

I will watch that, R54. Hilarious

When does this blockbuster event in the history of television air?

Good news, Kim! The door is always open!

Pretty much only if they were holding my dog hostage

Didn't watch it then, won't watch it now.

This frau-fest stuff gives me hives.

Big reveals the secret reason he married Carrie: he plans to run her in the Kentucky Derby.

Miranda and Charlotte travel to Louisville to sip mint juleps and wear splashy hats and watch Andy Cohen ride her to victory in the Run for the Roses.

And just like that…TRIFECTA.

All I know is that I want to make enough money off the backs of the workers so I can take a 28 million dollar 10 minute joyride into space.