Ryan Seacrest has bearded up again

Merv Griffin really, really left an impression on him. And not in a good way.

She's not 23. Closer to 30, I'd say.

Aw. So unlucky in love. There's still time for him to find that special gal!

His upper front teeth look like an appliance, like the “snap-in” cosmetic devices used in beauty pageants and things like that. Dustin Hoffman wore a set in Tootsie.

It must be weird on the Live with Kelly and Ryan set when Kelly's BFFs appear on the show -- Anderson Cooper, Andy Cohen or David Tyler Muir. Wonder how they interact with Ryan.

This guy is so fucking creepy. The big mouth. The grin. The weird nose. The lie that is his entire life.

He was made for California.

The shocking thing is that he is a top. A friend of a friend hooked up with him.

R6 He reminds me of a older Drake Bell at this point, without the extreme weirdness and underage girls. ‘Straight’ fraus will try anything they can to assert their straightness.

Seacrest does like the women, doesn't he? Especially hot for the young ones.

Seriously. Why does he even bother to do this? If he's gay then he is wealthy enough and well-established enough to just come out. Why hasn't he? Pathetic. It's not like anyone on planet Earth would be surprised.

If he really is gay, (and we can never be 100% sure until he says it) then he's a fucking coward.

[quote]Merv Griffin really, really left an impression on him. And not in a good way.

Merv's dick made an impression on the inside of his colon.

Hes like Clay Aiken to me. If he did come out,nobody would give a flying rats ass.

Ryan...we know already.

R11 is why can't quit DL.

It's not like he is an actor who has to worry about being type cast. The Ripa audience would accept him as gay. It seems to be the same audience that likes Andy Cohen.

[quote]It's not like he is an actor who has to worry about being type cast. The Ripa audience would accept him as gay. It seems to be the same audience that likes Andy Cohen.

R15. Seacrest has made it harder for himself to come out at this point by avoiding and/or denying that he's gay all these years. Andy Cohen was always out. Anderson Cooper wasn't always out, but everyone knew so it wasn't surprising news--it was only surprising that he finally admitted it.

It would be a major news story if Seacrest came out because he portrays himself as straight. Seacrest is nauseating.

How did Cooper avoid ever being asked if he was gay?

He's such a pussy-hound!

Kelly is a fag hag extraordinaire, but she looses points for putting up with the Seacrest hetero bullshit.

Have Rosario Dawson/Cory Booker split yet?

Has Ryan signed up for the David Tyler playbook?

Stay in the closet at all costs...Nothing is worse than being publicly gay.

Isnt he like 50 ?

[quote]It's not like he is an actor who has to worry about being type cast.

Exactly. It’s very bizarre. And like Leo, he always chooses young beards.

I had no idea he was so short....5'7"....which means 5'5" or 5'6" TOPS in real life.

Instagram model—what a sad world. I really, really hate it.

Why does he even bother?

Ryan looks soo botoxed up-basically plastic at this point. Something he & Kelly have in common.

He is pushing 50 and she is 23, that’s like him fucking his daughter.

She's older than 23 though.

[quote] that’s like him fucking his daughter.

So, she has a penis?