Do you wake up with an erection in the morning?

Do you, OP?

Sleeping Beauty.

I wake up with an ejection every morning... into space!

I wish but its been years. I barely get a full erection period. I am 60 though.

God I fucking wish. My libido petered out a few years ago. If my sex-drive is this low at age 38, I expect my willie to be completely atrophied by 50.

I still do some days. I’m 66.

Yup, especially if I go to bed naked. Clearly my cock doesn't like to be constricted.

OP, honestly, google is your friend. Males get erections every 90 minutes in their sleep. It's linked to your sleep cycle. You awaken with an erection because your coming out of the previous sleep cycle. If you set an alarm and interrupt the natural sleep cycle you won't have an erection.

OP - you should have made this a poll (to learn about people's poles).

R1 Sometimes!

I've never forgotten this wise quote from the very early days of Usenet - "Everyone knows mornin' wood's no good for pullin'".

Not any more. I'm a broken-down old waitress.

Yup.

Yes - rock hard but I also have to pee

It has nothing to do with libido. It's just the body doing what it needs to do.

Mine hath been sacrificed upon the altar of antidepressants. So you can either have a limp noodle courtesy of a civilized person or a hot coffee in the face from a psychopath with a boner.

Oh those were the days my friend….,you younger fuckers out there best use that hard cock every chance you get because when its over……it’s really over….

You could use Viagra, R17 or one of the other meds.

Yes, I only wish it was someone else's.

Yea…..i thought so too…it didn’t work as well as anticipated

I thought that motherfucker would never die…..

but i have really good memories…it’s all good

Can somebody explain what the body is doing, what physiological duties it's attending to, making us hard every ninety minutes during sleep? Is it blood flow?

It's the body going through checks and balances. It checks all your major organs, lungs, heart, brain, liver, etc. and it increases the amount of nitric oxide in your blood to make sure your penis gets it's nourishment.

Viagra works under the same principle as it increases the amount of nitric oxide in your blood which causes an erection.

If you remember when you were a teen in High school and you would yawn deeply, and a random erection would pop up. That yawn was increasing the nitric oxide in your bloodstream, hence a raging teen boner at the worst possible time.

Studies have shown that a male fetus will sometimes have an erection in his mother's womb. Apparently it's all normal.

Once in a while, but it's no longer regularly.

He's getting there. 29 and bi.

I thought morning wood was caused by your bladder being full...?

About 20% of the time

I always wake-up with an erection.

R27's face looks a little methy and beat for 29

Only until I jam it down my cocksucker's throat and feed him my first load of the day.

This leads to morning sex. Don't most people need to piss, shit, and burst their teeth in the morning? I'm just not looking to fuck first thing in the morning.

About half the time.

One of the men on the Serbian reality show "Parovi" (Couples) had morning wood, and they left it in. The musak they use is so wacky .. lol.

damn, I need some Serbian sausage

I remember those mornings when my dick was rock hard sticking straight out and I couldn't piss.

I have no trouble pissing any longer.

If all cylinders are firing properly -- I slept and ate well and am in good health -- then I'll have morning wood. I've definitely found that morning wood goes along with looking better and feeling stronger.

Tell me more about these erections!

R2 Oh my, that is a sleeping beauty

Honey, I'm just glad to wake up at all.

Lovely and poking out..........

Bukkake Tsunami (2007) by Norbert Bisky

Shhhhh...

I'm 41, so not as much as it used to. But sometimes.

What I don't do anymore is jack it off. That takes way too much effort. I just wait for it to go down so I can piss.

Yeah I would say not every morning but more often than not.

Not erect BUT nice piece of meat!!!

Peek-a-boo......

Another conversation we had back in the early Usenet days was how to piss when you had an erection. My favorite was to stand facing away from the toilet and piss over your shoulder.

I love a good piss hard on

Something is hard........

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Same as r5. Besides aging, what could be the cause?

Diet? Low thyroid?

Need some help?

Morning wood. It's makes peeing a bitch!

Gettin' there.

Like an alarm clock.

I wake up screaming.

R54 is that a str8 porn guy? who?

I never had a nocturnal emission.

[quote] I never had a nocturnal emission.

I never had them in HS but oddly, as soon as I went off to college, I would have them at least once a week.

I think it was because I was sharing a room for the first time, and my roommates would always be my triggers....not that they were smoking hot or anything, but, decent looking guys, and I'm the kind of person where the smell of another guy's body, or his nuts.....or hearing him JO....will just get me going. Awake or asleep, apparently!

Did your mother wash your bed sheets?

She might say different.

Only on the Tuesday after the first Monday in November.

I miss the days when a random breeze would give me an erection.

If you’re waking up with one of those rock hard erections…….find a nice wet place to put it…and get it while you can..don’t waste it

My wet dreams were an unbelievable amount of a jizzy, gooey mess. With normal orgasms, I have always shot a lot of cum and quite far too, but when I would wake up from a wet dream, there was so much cum all over the place. I was soaked, and my sheets were dripping with jizz everywhere. As a young guy living at home, I tried to clean up things as best I could, but I didn't do the laundry. I'm sure my mother noticed.

Most of the time I do. And it's wonderful feeling him there between my legs. My boy.

Delicious!

I never had a wet dream. I started jerking it pre puberty around 11 0r 12 where it's just clear pre cum. I kept doing that until I had a full orgasm and kept it up. I wish I had had a wet dream.

Wet dreams were the best, though I’ve only had about 5 in my life. I started jacking off to prevent them.