Real modern day Jonah.
"He also said there’s evidence suggesting that humpbacks can be “altruistic” toward humans, which may be why the creature swam to the surface before spitting out Packard.
“It’s perfectly believable that the whale was trying to help him,” Corkeron said".
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 12, 2021 2:37 PM |
Maybe the whale had no taste for homosexuals.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 12, 2021 2:46 PM |
(Gently) “ Were you, uh, awake when this happened to you?”
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 12, 2021 2:50 PM |
He went inside Miss Humpback and she spat him right out! The ultimate bossy bottom.
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 12, 2021 2:51 PM |
Pics / video or it didn't happen
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 12, 2021 2:57 PM |
Was he swallowed by the wailing whale of Abilene?
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 12, 2021 2:59 PM |
Did Lizzo try to swallow him up?
| by Anonymous | reply 8 | June 12, 2021 3:01 PM |
Spitters are quitters!
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 12, 2021 3:04 PM |
[quote]I felt this huge shove and the next thing I knew, it was completely black.
It's called a BBC, sir.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 12, 2021 3:05 PM |
Bad Chrissy. Bad, bad Chrissy!
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 12, 2021 3:24 PM |
“Packard says he encountered don’t actually eat people: They are “gulp feeders” that “slurp up as much as they can and then swallow it down.””
That’s me! It’s exactly what I do when I encounter some man’s crotch whale.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 12, 2021 3:37 PM |
Provincetown. Sure it wasn't a sperm whale?
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 12, 2021 5:31 PM |
The lobsterman was answering questions today about being scooped up and spit out!
Q: Are you disappointed you didn't get shot out his blowhole like in the cartoons?
A: That probably would have hurt a lot more. (Speaking as Jacob*, this would have been epic.) *His son was relaying questions and answers.
Q: How long were you inside? How deep did you go (mouth, stomach, etc.)? Did you do something to make the whale spit you out, or did it do it on its own? Where did this happen? Any injuries?
A: 1. My estimate is 30-40 seconds. 2. Not that deep, I was just stuck in the mouth. 3. Eventually it succeeded in spitting me out on its own. 4. Off the coast of PTown where I lobster dive usually. 5. Soft tissue damage, and my leg is pretty messed up.
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 13, 2021 3:41 AM |
Turns out he lied. the truth is coming out.
| by Anonymous | reply 16 | June 13, 2021 4:29 AM |