If Datalounge was a gay bar, what would it be called?

Final Destination. For eldergays and their parents.

Haters-R-Us

Naya's Rusty Anchor.

The Nacreous Cumhole -- a real dive

She's in the Attic!

Oh, Dears!

It would be called DataLounge, and it would be pointlessly bitchy.

TROLL 2

It is called 'The Townhouse' in NY. Tsk, tsk Op is obviously new.

Erna's Bearded Clam

The Pointless Bitch

Cak & Graxy

The White Swallow.

Ennui.

The Vile Pit of Trollery

The Thirsty Whore.

Cheryl's Stinky Hole

Birds Of A Feather

Were, not was.

The Virtual Coffin

The Obese Viper Pit

R19, that's a perfect name.

Patsy's

The Secrets I Like

The Fag and Hag Pub.

The pub sign would be a witch smoking a cigarette.

No Trans Fats!

The Wrinkle Wroom.

Serving Cunts!

Rejection

Gin & Regret

Muriel’s Hole

Underwhelm.

Patsy's

Anonymous

Lawson's

Cunts

Tom's Cruise

Uncle Gertrude's

Paywall

Mary's

Posters

troll 4865

Erna's Fab Closet

Eldergays

Invisible

"YOU'RE TOO FAT!"

Hateful Queen

Chrissy's Snack Hut

Pon.

Muriel's

Ejected into Space!

Datalounge in 2021 would be called BAR KLAN, unfortunately.

Cunts R Us

Bar Calounger

The Grease Fire

Gawd’s Waiting Room

Aunt Mary’s Dirty Room

Chez Guevara

Skank Lounge

Fuck Me In The Ass Bar & Grill

Danvers II.

Verificata Depot

Gaydar

Hiss!

Caftans .

Present hole .

Harbours of Memory

The Fissure

Drunk Sissys

Earthquakes

The Tipsy Pig

Delusions

Shady Pines

The Lanai

St. Olaf

Sicily 1922

It would be called the Datalounge you dumb fucks. Or the Regal Beagle.

Drinky Poos!

Posting from Slovenia about a local primary.

The Russian Troll Bar

The Razzle Dazzle

The Glass Coffin

Punch

The Fussy Bussy

The End of the Line

No Man's Land

The Wonky Eye

The Snake Pit

Putin on the Ritz

Friends of Lens

The Bigger Jigger

The Double-Wide

Tangles

DEAD TO ME!

Smelly's

The Blatino Husbar

Twinks'n'Trade

Studio 1954

Twatters

Spanxy's

Datalounge

Oh Dear

The ShitBraBar

Dada Lounge Art Bar

The Tattooed Instahoe

Bottoms Up!

THE DL PLEATHER BAR

The "Okay Boomer" Lounge

PRON

Welcome To The 70's

Bitch Please!

The Dong and Hole

EST

Let’s Be A . . .

Fat Whores Rejoice!

Frautrageous

Extremely Suspicious Tavern

The Bitter Taste of Love & a Life Gone Wrong

The Upside-Down Barstool

The Hungry Hole

The Townhouse

Oh, wait...... you meant hypothetically.

Got it.

^^Sorry R9, just saw that.

Great minds....

Flames From Space

The Down-Lo Hanging Fruitbowl"

ShittyLittleAnn's

Cockgobblers

The Fainting Couch

Muriel's Inside

Bottoms Up!

The Skid Mark

Tasteful Friends

Momma's Mussy

Cheryl's

Haute Mess!

Taking Loads

CUNTS R Us

FUCK OFF BORIS!!!!!

WHET? - In big bold neon letters. And then you have to become a regular befor the patrons let you in on this “inside” knowlegde

Club of Queens

Second Home

Qweef's

Gin and Regret

The Cunt’s Bone

The Vicious Slap

I'm partial to "Jackhammers."

Cut/Uncut.

R144 I want to sit in the cut section but have the essence of the uncut section sitting downstairs!

FOLLIES

Whispers (whispers)...Off the 405 Freeway (405 freeway)

Badunka's

Muriel’s

Prime Time

GURL Please

Nibbles On Stoke On Trent

Phonetically, it’s “Nihbowls On Stokes On Trent” and it’s [bold]never shortened. [/bold]

And there’s a crest.

And there’s hazing for anyone who asks about the name; we have Minton, Wedgwood, and Spode and we will make you look at all the examples.

I actually really like Muriel's. It works. Muriel's Prime Time can be the name of those seedy video booths with the glory holes.

Coyote Uglier

Babes (after that show with the big old fat women)

Tawdry

Joel and Mitzi's Piano Bar

W.O.K.E (White Only Klan Enclave)

Jesus's Bunghole

The Rav'n Craven

Where this is on the TV:

Peppermint Patty's

The Dick Hickey

The Tongue & Cheek

Slingers

The Regal Smeagol

Smegma's

Mama Labonza's

My Pussy Stinks

Dick's Butkus

[quote]Phonetically, it’s “Nihbowls On Stokes On Trent” and it’s never shortened.

Except on puppy play night when it's called "Kibbles 'N' Bits on Trent."

The Fickle Pickle

The Tacky Shack

Wit & Wisdom

Flames & Freaks

Hole

The Cum Dump

The Pampered Penis

Topless Bottoms

The Shitbra

“Program/Major/Book Resale”

The Snake Pit

The Old Coast.

Speakeasy

For the Eldergays who don't know Prohibition has ended.

Free Prostate Exams

Velma's Snack Bar

Chez Chi-Chi

Jerry's Fish and Bait Lounge. (In small towns, combo businesses often involve fishing supply stores.)

The Bring-a-Dish

The Senatrice's Verandah

Oh Dear

It’s “The O Deer”

Tasteful Friends

The Box of Rocks

Underwhelming

Pointless Drunkery

Uncle Bottoms. The liquor license states you must offer food if you sell hard alcohol. Solution? Two Hungry Man TV dinners in a display case and covered in cobwebs. They only cost $35 dollars.... each.

Feed N Seed, home of the messy bottom 🐷

Cak & Graxy

The Sky Was So Blue

If we had a dispensary it would be called Edna’s Edibles!

Lindsey's Place

Little Mar-a-Lago

Shithole

Almiqui's