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Jeffrey Toobin Back At CNN

“You were caught masturbating.”

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by Anonymousreply 148Last Monday at 3:45 AM

This is surely a deep fake ...

by Anonymousreply 106/10/2021


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by Anonymousreply 206/10/2021

Toobin’s a cutie. He has affairs and bastard babies and now this. I wonder if he likes to be tied up. Maybe spanked.

by Anonymousreply 306/10/2021

Wow, r2!

by Anonymousreply 406/10/2021

Comeback kid!

by Anonymousreply 506/10/2021

Brian Williams had to wait a lot longer.

by Anonymousreply 606/10/2021

This is hilarious!

by Anonymousreply 706/10/2021

Atta Boy Jeffery, show ‘um your stuff !

by Anonymousreply 806/10/2021

his book about Patty Hearst where he basically says she was in love with her rapist should have got him cancelled

by Anonymousreply 906/10/2021

Fuck, dude, I got caught toobin my shaft on the internet!

by Anonymousreply 1006/10/2021

I kept hearing the Control Room say ‘Jeffrey, we’re ready for the Toobin shoot.’

by Anonymousreply 1106/10/2021

Why do we need to know this? I mean I am far from a pearl clutching couch fainter, but really? No one needs to know this.

by Anonymousreply 1206/10/2021

Did he cum during the zoom?

by Anonymousreply 1306/10/2021

If there were ever a "scandal" from which we should move on, this is it. As far as I'm concerned, the late Marlene Sander's son has been humiliated and shunned long enough for this victimless crime.

Ms. Sanders was a lovely lady. May she rest in peace.

by Anonymousreply 1406/10/2021

Is he promoting his new OnlyFans account?

by Anonymousreply 1506/10/2021

[quote]As far as I'm concerned, the late Marlene Sander's son

Oh, dear.

by Anonymousreply 1606/10/2021

Yes IR13], fine, thin gossamer threads.

by Anonymousreply 1706/10/2021

I can't stop giggling.

by Anonymousreply 1806/10/2021

My R14 deserves your "oh dear," DLAAM; her last name was Sanders.

by Anonymousreply 1906/10/2021

he fathered a child with Jeff Greenfield's daughter and fought it the whole way (refusing to admit it until the court demanded testing.)

by Anonymousreply 2006/10/2021

I’m sorry, I have to give him credit for having the chutzpah to face and address this directly and on camera.

by Anonymousreply 2106/10/2021

He attacked Hillary nonstop over her emails and then admitted that he was part of the problem that helped get Trump elected. I give him credit for that.

by Anonymousreply 2206/10/2021

Zucker turned CNN into a freak show. They did this for ratings.

by Anonymousreply 2306/10/2021

CNN went after Kamala pretty hard the other day.

by Anonymousreply 2406/10/2021

[quote]CNN went after Kamala pretty hard the other day.

And deservedly so. Besides being unprepared for the easiest of questions that day, she's another one who needs to monitor her "nervous" laughter.

by Anonymousreply 2506/10/2021

who is so backwards that they are against masturbation?

by Anonymousreply 2606/10/2021

No one is against masturbation, you idiot. But you can't wank on Zoom in front of your colleagues. THAT'S what happened. Intentional or not.

by Anonymousreply 2706/10/2021

Sure you can.

by Anonymousreply 2806/10/2021

Sorry he's not hot enough to be forgiven

by Anonymousreply 2906/10/2021

Is the troll at R27 paid according to his daily usage count of the word "idiot" or is it a form of Tourette's?

by Anonymousreply 3006/10/2021

So is he done with this embarrassment or will it cum up again? No one will ever want to shake his hand again.

by Anonymousreply 3106/10/2021

Men are pretty much given carte blanche in the working world. No matter how badly they fail in their overpaid jobs, NOT A PROBLEM.

by Anonymousreply 3206/10/2021

New Yorker fired him because they were offended by his small peen.

by Anonymousreply 3306/10/2021

I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes.

by Anonymousreply 3406/10/2021

Can you imagine the audacity to ask for your job back after that? What must that conversation have been like?

"I'm so sorry if anyone misinterpreted my actions and felt uncomfortable as a result, I of course have the utmost respect for my colleagues and had no intention-"

"Jeffrey, you were jacking off"

It's one thing to masturbate on your own time - hell, he could even do webcam shows on his own time for all I care, but why the hell was he doing it during a Zoom meeting? What does it say about his work ethic or his interest in his job? It says, when it's his turn to talk he turns on his Professional Politics Guy persona, but as soon as it's someone else's turn to talk, he tunes out and thinks it's time to play with himself. If I were his colleague, every time I talked to him I would be wondering, "Is he actually listening to me, or is he thinking about tits?"

by Anonymousreply 3506/10/2021

Surprised CNN brought him back.

He has a history of bizarre (sexual) behaviour.

by Anonymousreply 3606/10/2021

Since he did not think anyone could see him masturbating, that was supposed to be okay?

by Anonymousreply 3706/11/2021

Uh, yeah.

by Anonymousreply 3806/11/2021

CNN: Your source for hard news.

by Anonymousreply 3906/11/2021

Chris Cuomo, Don Lemon…..Jeffry Toobin

What the fuck happened to CNN? Jewy Jeff Zucker completely destroyed that network. .

by Anonymousreply 4006/11/2021

My god, who cares?? Move on.

(anyone got the video?)

by Anonymousreply 4106/11/2021

[quote] He has a history of bizarre (sexual) behaviour.

I dont care. I like his analysis of events and that's what I watch him for. This hang up on people's personal lives is idiotic. He's hurting no one

by Anonymousreply 4206/11/2021

[quote] No one is against masturbation, you idiot. But you can't wank on Zoom in front of your colleagues. THAT'S what happened. Intentional or not.

So? Should he be banned for TV forever because of what happened during a private Zoom meeting?

by Anonymousreply 4306/11/2021

He should be crucified and forced to walk around with a scarlet J on his chest. FOREVER!!!

by Anonymousreply 4406/11/2021

He should made to dance naked on burning oil

by Anonymousreply 4506/11/2021

All this pearl clutching about a man jacking his dick off at work is highly hypocritical. So what? Half of you bitches would have gladly suck him off, zoom call or not!

by Anonymousreply 4606/11/2021

Most of us would have been fired for jerking off at our desks.

We would have been laughed at for saying, "I did not think anyone could see me."

Its not the jerking off that pisses people off. Its that Toobin gets to because he has a name---in spite of his history of sexual weirdness and possible misconduct.

by Anonymousreply 4706/11/2021

I’m not sure that’s exactly fair, r47. In this day and age cameras are everywhere and a middle aged person might not be as aware of that as he should be.

And he wasn’t “at his desk,” he was at home. I’m not forgiving or excusing what he did but let’s dial back the outrage a little.

by Anonymousreply 4806/11/2021

Did anyone get dick pics from this sordid incident? If so, could you share them?

by Anonymousreply 4906/11/2021

Why in gods name would you want to see those, you perv?

by Anonymousreply 5006/11/2021

New phrase for jacking on cam: tube'n

by Anonymousreply 5106/11/2021

I'm only relieved that Mr Shawn is long enough dead not to suffer this turpitude.

by Anonymousreply 5206/11/2021

The Hill issues the ultimate burn!

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by Anonymousreply 5306/11/2021

He’s a pig.

by Anonymousreply 5406/11/2021

Whatever. What he did affects not a single one of us. I’m not going to judge

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by Anonymousreply 5606/11/2021

I’m glad he’s back. I enjoy his commentary.

by Anonymousreply 5706/11/2021

[quote] He should be crucified and forced to walk around with a scarlet J on his chest

What does the 'J" mean?

by Anonymousreply 5806/11/2021

R47 he WAS fired for jerking off at his desk. He was on a zoom call with the New Yorker. They fired him, so calm down. It's just a dick. We all have one and i'm pretty sure we've all jerked ourselves off at some point. I'm not defending him, but damn have some perspective!

by Anonymousreply 5906/11/2021

I look forward to more masturbating from him in the future.

by Anonymousreply 6006/11/2021

Really, r58?

A guy gets caught jerking off on a work zoom call and you can’t figure out what the J means?

by Anonymousreply 6106/12/2021

I say let him return, provided he washes his hands on a regular basis.

by Anonymousreply 6206/12/2021

With his history, how many chances has he had? This was not exactly an isolated incident.

Trying to get out of paying parental support for a kid he had with a co-worker's daughter. (He was married and denied paternity until the DNA test.)

And he stalked and sexually harassed at least one high-profile colleague.

I think they were looking for something to get rid of him for.

He built his career on family connections and is still well connected. They needed a public slam dunk to fire him---and he finally gave it to them.

by Anonymousreply 6306/12/2021

Has he masturbated again yet?

by Anonymousreply 6406/12/2021

And to think, I thought CNN had standards!

by Anonymousreply 6506/12/2021

I wish they would pay me money to masturbate on TV.

by Anonymousreply 6606/12/2021

Toobin's fate was sealed back when he was a short child and everybody called him Squirt.

by Anonymousreply 6706/12/2021

Why didn’t they just turn off the Zoom feed…..they didn’t have to watch…my understanding is the meeting was over and Toobin didn’t realize his feed was still active…oops…then they make a big deal about it. Why not send him a text…Oh Jeffery honey ..turn off your Zoom feed…we are getting an eye full here…..

by Anonymousreply 6806/12/2021

[quote] Jeffrey Toobin Back At CNN

Well lets hope he only does in studio appearances from now on, no reporting while on Zoom or Skype for CNN.

by Anonymousreply 6906/12/2021

like seeing a man masturbating is just …..awful…but i can’t turn away

by Anonymousreply 7006/12/2021

I wonder if that Zoom meeting was recorded…..i’d love to see it…of course i would…wouldn’t I..

by Anonymousreply 7106/12/2021

R71 it was. The women were aghast.

by Anonymousreply 7206/12/2021

R68, no, the meeting was not over. They broke into Zoom rooms and when they got back, Toobin lowered the camera to show his penis. Then in seconds logged out. Soon he logged back in.

There was no time for any elaborate messages back and forth.

by Anonymousreply 7306/12/2021

Is Toobin uncut?

by Anonymousreply 7406/12/2021

Oh bullshit r53. That’s an opinion piece, not The Hill delivering a burn to CNN.

by Anonymousreply 7506/12/2021

R6 Brian Williams only whored his own daughter out on camera.

by Anonymousreply 7606/12/2021

[quote] Why didn’t they just turn off the Zoom feed…..they didn’t have to watch…

Shut up.

by Anonymousreply 7706/12/2021

He’s a sexual offender. He exposed himself at work. CNN is insane to take him back.

by Anonymousreply 7806/12/2021

[quote] He’s a sexual offender. He exposed himself at work. CNN is insane to take him back.

Yes. As others have noted above, he also stalked women and has gotten into messy sexual situations relating to his work (see impregnating colleagues’ daughters and going to sex clubs while on assignment.)

This is more than just simply a single episode of publicly pleasuring himself.

This speaks volumes about CNN.

by Anonymousreply 7906/12/2021

[quote] This speaks volumes about CNN.

Friday, June 11, 2021 Blind Item #1

It wasn't until the cable honcho who loves a sexual predator got the new job that he decided it was as good of a time as any to bring back one of his favorite sexual predators. He is also the one who is giving the anonymous quotes to the media.

Jeffrey Zucker/"CNN"/Jeffrey Toobin (With AT&T's WarnerMedia-Discovery deal, Jeff Zucker poised for a comeback)

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by Anonymousreply 8006/12/2021

R78 that would only matter if CNN had journalistic standards. That ship has sailed.

by Anonymousreply 8106/12/2021

Why is everyone being vilified these days for having a penis?

by Anonymousreply 8206/12/2021

I don't think he should be back. Find someone, anyone else. Let the guy move to writing or something off-camera. Nobody wants to see this.

by Anonymousreply 8306/12/2021

r82 I blame MichFest.

by Anonymousreply 8406/12/2021

[quote] WHITE MEN are pretty much given carte blanche in the working world. No matter how badly they fail in their overpaid jobs, NOT A PROBLEM.


White men run everything and they hire, promote and protect white men, as much as possible.

by Anonymousreply 8506/12/2021


you’re not much of a problem solver are you?

by Anonymousreply 8606/12/2021

He's perfect as the commentator of a Supreme Court filled with people like the accused rapist Kavanaugh, porn aficionado Uncle Tom Clarence Thomas, pearl-clutching Samuel Alito, and "Carrie's Mom" Amy Coney Barrett.

by Anonymousreply 8706/12/2021

Well my goodness…you want him banished from society because he got caught jerking off….he didn’t shoot up a nightclub or anything

by Anonymousreply 8806/12/2021

it was an accident…no big deal …move on

by Anonymousreply 8906/12/2021

[quote] it was an accident…no big deal …move on

Was Toobin’s stalking of other women “an accident”?

by Anonymousreply 9006/12/2021

“So you were caught masturbaring…. “ *takes 3 seats*

by Anonymousreply 9106/12/2021

I saw a fuckload of bots on Twitter doing the outrage dance “So what? Who cares? Why does anyone care if a man has to relieve himself? It’s his analysis I’m interested in, not his sex life!”

Which led me to wonder “How many fucking people sit around watching Jeffrey Toobin? Why are there like a million bots supporting him? We usually see this kind of activity for tween boy band stars.”

Then I realized DUH. Toobin was one of Hillary’s biggest critics. He went on & on about emails and the “crooked” Hillary reputation, blah blah.

He’s a mole. They want their mole back on tv, lol. Putin’s not taking no for an answer. Toobin wants to continue being a bigwig & Putin likes Toobin’s work. I doubt more than 1/10th of those bots were posting from the US.

90% of CNN watchers don’t even know how to use Twitter. They don’t care so passionately about Jeffrey Toobin’s “analysis” to learn how to use it, lol.

by Anonymousreply 9206/12/2021

Can someone please describe Toobin's "O-Face." New Yorker-ese a plus!

by Anonymousreply 9306/13/2021

R93 I don't know about his O-face, but the sound he makes is like the squeal of a little girl who has just been given a stuffed unicorn with a rainbow collar.

by Anonymousreply 9406/13/2021

R66 they would not have to pay me.

by Anonymousreply 9506/14/2021

R72 that can only mean one thing... a small peen...

by Anonymousreply 9606/14/2021

Very true R85. So this triumphant return should be a surprise to no one. A Black man probably woulda got fired for walking down the hall sporting a hard-on through his dress slacks. And Rep Katie Hill wasn't at work having consensual drunken girl on girl action with a staffer when she got kicked to the curb.

by Anonymousreply 9706/14/2021

this pandemic has caused people to get careless with their zoom feeds…..turn the fucking thing off if you don’t want to watch..otherwise, just shut up and enjoy the show.

by Anonymousreply 9806/14/2021

Since this was supposedly a business meeting on a closed zoom feed…how did the press learn of this little scandal? who couldn’t keep their big mouth shut?

by Anonymousreply 9906/14/2021

I’m glad he is back at CNN…they overreacted anyway… my opinion …

by Anonymousreply 10006/14/2021

Glad he's back. What a waste it would have been to cancel him forever.

by Anonymousreply 10106/14/2021

R99, the people at the meeting WERE the press.

by Anonymousreply 10206/14/2021

I think he's hot. I'd totally participate in a sex club MMF threesome with him just for the opportunity to "accidentally" touch his cock

by Anonymousreply 10306/14/2021

Jesus Christ. CNN is a joke

They couldn't find anyone else? And sure the hell wasn't fair to make that woman welcome him back. That was disgusting

by Anonymousreply 10406/14/2021

[quote] Did he cum during the zoom?

I’m not sure. But I do hope he at least had the forethought to use a screen guard over his computer and camera, to protect his employers investment. Other wise they’re out the cost of that too. It’s very sticky, so I’ve heard.

by Anonymousreply 10506/14/2021

[quote]I’m glad he is back at CNN…they overreacted anyway… my opinion …

Now maybe they'll ask Kathy Griffin back.

by Anonymousreply 10606/14/2021

R2 Is that the face he makes at the moment of full ejaculatory release? He looks both happy and surprised. Maybe it was a huge load, beyond expectations.

by Anonymousreply 10706/14/2021

[quote] Jesus Christ. CNN is a joke. They couldn't find anyone else?

Most of the other men who have been caught masturbating in front of a large group of women are in jail.

by Anonymousreply 10806/14/2021

Wait a minute, The Hill is acting like Toobin did this on purpose? Give me a break. This ain’t MeToo. This treating women as though they’re infantile needs to stop.

by Anonymousreply 10906/14/2021

R104, she makes millions of dollars to read off a teleprompter. She’ll do as she’s told. The entire thing was scripted.

by Anonymousreply 11006/14/2021

[quote] He’s a mole. They want their mole back on tv, lol. Putin’s not taking no for an answer. Toobin wants to continue being a bigwig & Putin likes Toobin’s work. I doubt more than 1/10th of those bots were posting from the US.

Take your meds, hon.

by Anonymousreply 11106/14/2021

[quote] Was Toobin’s stalking of other women “an accident”?

Who are these other women he was stalking. Let’s hear their names.

by Anonymousreply 11206/14/2021

R112, well, there's that one that he basically dragged by her hair to an abortion clinic.

by Anonymousreply 11306/14/2021

Runga runga, arfgh bleme.

by Anonymousreply 11406/14/2021

Nice try, R112. You know the court did not reveal her name because she is a prominent person.

If it hard to know what this had to do with the child-support issue for a completely different person. But I think that probably give you enough info to work out her name if you really care so much.

by Anonymousreply 11506/14/2021

I don’t think he should have lost his entire job, but let’s not pretend it wasn’t a colossal fuck-up. He could have done MUCH worse things that warranted immediate firing, of course.

But it’s not okay to wank during a business call, whether people can see it or not. It just isn’t.

by Anonymousreply 11606/14/2021

r9 Patty Hearst did manage to get the mini-series that was going to be made of the book cancelled. She pointed out the book's victim blaming during the height of the Weinstein/Charlie Rose/Matt Lauer hysteria and F/X (I believe) dropped the project.

When Toobin was caught masturbating she retweeted the story. Sweet revenge for Patty!

by Anonymousreply 11706/14/2021

[quote] White men run everything and they hire, promote and protect white men, as much as possible.

I agree! Black men never get away with anything!

by Anonymousreply 11806/14/2021

You said it, juice!

by Anonymousreply 11906/14/2021

Believe it, boys!

Oh, wait.

by Anonymousreply 12006/15/2021

R118 and yes OJ is representative of most Black men in America... since all Black men in America are rich celebrities...

by Anonymousreply 12106/15/2021

Watching Kate Boldwuan on CNN and Jeffrey Toobin is on with her, chyron beneath him: CNN Chief Legal Analyst. I thought his appearances on CNN this past week were just a mea culpa but it looks like it was a requisite for him being hired back by the network.

by Anonymousreply 12206/17/2021

Yes R122! Did you miss the interview above where Alisyn Camerota officially "welcomed him back?"

by Anonymousreply 12306/17/2021

This whole interview is to appease the pearl-clutching fraus. Abject prisspottery!

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by Anonymousreply 12406/17/2021

R122 Yes, I saw the interview and it was obvious Alyson was not happy. I misunderstood the 'welcome back.' I didn't get that she was welcoming back to the CNN fold. I thought she just meant 'welcome back to the world above ground'! Now I understand, thanks.

by Anonymousreply 12506/17/2021

Amazingly, it's even more revolting just to read about it.

by Anonymousreply 12606/17/2021

R125 I agree she indeed was not happy having to discuss that with him. She must have drawn the short straw.

by Anonymousreply 12706/17/2021

I see what you did there.

by Anonymousreply 12806/17/2021

[quote] [R118] and yes OJ is representative of most Black men in America... since all Black men in America are rich celebrities...

Yet Toobin is representative of most white men in America, since all white men in America are rich celebrities, right R121?

[quote]—Shaking My Damn Head At Ridiculous False Equivalencies by Ignorant People

You share shaking your “damn head” so much we can hear your BB sized brain rattling around in there. You’re talking about Toobin as if he’s all white men, yet get offended when black celebs are bought up as proof you’re wrong? You wouldn’t know logic if it punched you in your mussy and screamed, “im logic, motherfucker!”

I guess only Black False Equivalencies Matter ….

by Anonymousreply 12906/17/2021

^^^ are

by Anonymousreply 13006/17/2021

He has a history of gross behavior. He will continue to do gross stuff because people look the other way.

by Anonymousreply 13106/17/2021

R129 Except I didn't make any false equivalencies dumbass. I was merely commenting on your obvious stupidity!

by Anonymousreply 13206/17/2021

R74 - “Is Toobin uncut?”

He’s Jewish, so I would bet, yes.

by Anonymousreply 13306/17/2021

I think permanent cancellation would have been excessive, yet how are we supposed to take him seriously?

by Anonymousreply 13406/17/2021

Toob-Steak can keep his most likely cut cock sealed in his pants as far as I’m concerned. I find him sleazy, entitled, preachy, and one of the ugliest men alive. Oy.

I’ll take Laura Coates and Eli Honig any day.

by Anonymousreply 13506/17/2021

If I worked in his office, I’d find every opportunity to use the words “jack” and “jerk” and “wank” and “exhibitionist” within earshot.

by Anonymousreply 13606/17/2021

R135, I agree there are many TV lawyers who are actually hot. We don't need Goofy Jeff Toobin!

Give me: Joey Jackson; Eli Honig; or Danny Cevallos anyday!

by Anonymousreply 13706/17/2021

[quote] “Is Toobin uncut?”

[quote]He’s Jewish, so I would bet, yes.


by Anonymousreply 13806/17/2021

He should have shot a load all over her face!!!

by Anonymousreply 139Last Sunday at 12:02 PM

******BREAKING NEWS*****

Splat 💫Spooge💥, Cream🌪 Manstuff💦

by Anonymousreply 140Last Sunday at 12:09 PM

We’re sorry…we tried. We really did. We tried to get a political analyst on our network who wasn't a sex pest who masturbated at work and impregnated his friend’s daughter then called her a liar and refused to pay child support until dragged into court. We tried. But we just couldn’t find anyone. We had to hire Toobin back. There were no other analysts available, not even from the UK, where we media people like to get our scolding analysts who tell america how stupid we are.

by Anonymousreply 141Last Sunday at 12:15 PM

CNN is the who, me? channel. They have no standards of behaviour for anybody. Cuomo can do a show and play political consultant. Toobin can get his freak on. Don Lemon can't shut up. Anderson can't sp-sp-sp-speak. If it wasn't for James Earl Jones you couldn't take them very seriously.

by Anonymousreply 142Last Sunday at 12:35 PM

At least they don’t spend half their budget on rape payouts!!!

by Anonymousreply 143Last Sunday at 10:43 PM

[quote] [R129] Except I didn't make any false equivalencies dumbass. I was merely commenting on your obvious stupidity!

Obviously a product of inner city schooling. Sad!

by Anonymousreply 144Last Sunday at 10:53 PM

He took it out.

by Anonymousreply 145Last Sunday at 10:57 PM

He lost the contest.

by Anonymousreply 146Last Monday at 1:50 AM

R144 is obviously the product of an ignorant hillbilly whore and a German Shepherd.

by Anonymousreply 147Last Monday at 3:34 AM

“It,” r145?

by Anonymousreply 148Last Monday at 3:45 AM
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