“You were caught masturbating.”
Jeffrey Toobin Back At CNN
|by Anonymous||reply 148||Last Monday at 3:45 AM|
This is surely a deep fake ...
|by Anonymous||reply 1||06/10/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||06/10/2021|
Toobin’s a cutie. He has affairs and bastard babies and now this. I wonder if he likes to be tied up. Maybe spanked.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||06/10/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 4||06/10/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 5||06/10/2021|
Brian Williams had to wait a lot longer.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||06/10/2021|
This is hilarious!
|by Anonymous||reply 7||06/10/2021|
Atta Boy Jeffery, show ‘um your stuff !
|by Anonymous||reply 8||06/10/2021|
his book about Patty Hearst where he basically says she was in love with her rapist should have got him cancelled
|by Anonymous||reply 9||06/10/2021|
Fuck, dude, I got caught toobin my shaft on the internet!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||06/10/2021|
I kept hearing the Control Room say ‘Jeffrey, we’re ready for the Toobin shoot.’
|by Anonymous||reply 11||06/10/2021|
Why do we need to know this? I mean I am far from a pearl clutching couch fainter, but really? No one needs to know this.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||06/10/2021|
Did he cum during the zoom?
|by Anonymous||reply 13||06/10/2021|
If there were ever a "scandal" from which we should move on, this is it. As far as I'm concerned, the late Marlene Sander's son has been humiliated and shunned long enough for this victimless crime.
Ms. Sanders was a lovely lady. May she rest in peace.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/10/2021|
Is he promoting his new OnlyFans account?
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/10/2021|
[quote]As far as I'm concerned, the late Marlene Sander's son
|by Anonymous||reply 16||06/10/2021|
Yes IR13], fine, thin gossamer threads.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||06/10/2021|
I can't stop giggling.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||06/10/2021|
My R14 deserves your "oh dear," DLAAM; her last name was Sanders.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||06/10/2021|
he fathered a child with Jeff Greenfield's daughter and fought it the whole way (refusing to admit it until the court demanded testing.)
|by Anonymous||reply 20||06/10/2021|
I’m sorry, I have to give him credit for having the chutzpah to face and address this directly and on camera.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/10/2021|
He attacked Hillary nonstop over her emails and then admitted that he was part of the problem that helped get Trump elected. I give him credit for that.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/10/2021|
Zucker turned CNN into a freak show. They did this for ratings.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||06/10/2021|
CNN went after Kamala pretty hard the other day.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||06/10/2021|
[quote]CNN went after Kamala pretty hard the other day.
And deservedly so. Besides being unprepared for the easiest of questions that day, she's another one who needs to monitor her "nervous" laughter.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||06/10/2021|
who is so backwards that they are against masturbation?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||06/10/2021|
No one is against masturbation, you idiot. But you can't wank on Zoom in front of your colleagues. THAT'S what happened. Intentional or not.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/10/2021|
Sure you can.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||06/10/2021|
Sorry he's not hot enough to be forgiven
|by Anonymous||reply 29||06/10/2021|
Is the troll at R27 paid according to his daily usage count of the word "idiot" or is it a form of Tourette's?
|by Anonymous||reply 30||06/10/2021|
So is he done with this embarrassment or will it cum up again? No one will ever want to shake his hand again.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||06/10/2021|
Men are pretty much given carte blanche in the working world. No matter how badly they fail in their overpaid jobs, NOT A PROBLEM.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||06/10/2021|
New Yorker fired him because they were offended by his small peen.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||06/10/2021|
I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||06/10/2021|
Can you imagine the audacity to ask for your job back after that? What must that conversation have been like?
"I'm so sorry if anyone misinterpreted my actions and felt uncomfortable as a result, I of course have the utmost respect for my colleagues and had no intention-"
"Jeffrey, you were jacking off"
It's one thing to masturbate on your own time - hell, he could even do webcam shows on his own time for all I care, but why the hell was he doing it during a Zoom meeting? What does it say about his work ethic or his interest in his job? It says, when it's his turn to talk he turns on his Professional Politics Guy persona, but as soon as it's someone else's turn to talk, he tunes out and thinks it's time to play with himself. If I were his colleague, every time I talked to him I would be wondering, "Is he actually listening to me, or is he thinking about tits?"
|by Anonymous||reply 35||06/10/2021|
Surprised CNN brought him back.
He has a history of bizarre (sexual) behaviour.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||06/10/2021|
Since he did not think anyone could see him masturbating, that was supposed to be okay?
|by Anonymous||reply 37||06/11/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 38||06/11/2021|
CNN: Your source for hard news.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||06/11/2021|
Chris Cuomo, Don Lemon…..Jeffry Toobin
What the fuck happened to CNN? Jewy Jeff Zucker completely destroyed that network. .
|by Anonymous||reply 40||06/11/2021|
My god, who cares?? Move on.
(anyone got the video?)
|by Anonymous||reply 41||06/11/2021|
[quote] He has a history of bizarre (sexual) behaviour.
I dont care. I like his analysis of events and that's what I watch him for. This hang up on people's personal lives is idiotic. He's hurting no one
|by Anonymous||reply 42||06/11/2021|
[quote] No one is against masturbation, you idiot. But you can't wank on Zoom in front of your colleagues. THAT'S what happened. Intentional or not.
So? Should he be banned for TV forever because of what happened during a private Zoom meeting?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||06/11/2021|
He should be crucified and forced to walk around with a scarlet J on his chest. FOREVER!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||06/11/2021|
He should made to dance naked on burning oil
|by Anonymous||reply 45||06/11/2021|
All this pearl clutching about a man jacking his dick off at work is highly hypocritical. So what? Half of you bitches would have gladly suck him off, zoom call or not!
|by Anonymous||reply 46||06/11/2021|
Most of us would have been fired for jerking off at our desks.
We would have been laughed at for saying, "I did not think anyone could see me."
Its not the jerking off that pisses people off. Its that Toobin gets to because he has a name---in spite of his history of sexual weirdness and possible misconduct.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||06/11/2021|
I’m not sure that’s exactly fair, r47. In this day and age cameras are everywhere and a middle aged person might not be as aware of that as he should be.
And he wasn’t “at his desk,” he was at home. I’m not forgiving or excusing what he did but let’s dial back the outrage a little.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||06/11/2021|
Did anyone get dick pics from this sordid incident? If so, could you share them?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||06/11/2021|
Why in gods name would you want to see those, you perv?
|by Anonymous||reply 50||06/11/2021|
New phrase for jacking on cam: tube'n
|by Anonymous||reply 51||06/11/2021|
I'm only relieved that Mr Shawn is long enough dead not to suffer this turpitude.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||06/11/2021|
The Hill issues the ultimate burn!
|by Anonymous||reply 53||06/11/2021|
He’s a pig.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||06/11/2021|
Whatever. What he did affects not a single one of us. I’m not going to judge
|by Anonymous||reply 55||06/11/2021|
At least he didn’t yell “TAKE MY HUGE FUCKING LOAD YOU DIRTY FUCKING BITCH!!!!!”
|by Anonymous||reply 56||06/11/2021|
I’m glad he’s back. I enjoy his commentary.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||06/11/2021|
[quote] He should be crucified and forced to walk around with a scarlet J on his chest
What does the 'J" mean?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||06/11/2021|
R47 he WAS fired for jerking off at his desk. He was on a zoom call with the New Yorker. They fired him, so calm down. It's just a dick. We all have one and i'm pretty sure we've all jerked ourselves off at some point. I'm not defending him, but damn have some perspective!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||06/11/2021|
I look forward to more masturbating from him in the future.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||06/11/2021|
A guy gets caught jerking off on a work zoom call and you can’t figure out what the J means?
|by Anonymous||reply 61||06/12/2021|
I say let him return, provided he washes his hands on a regular basis.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||06/12/2021|
With his history, how many chances has he had? This was not exactly an isolated incident.
Trying to get out of paying parental support for a kid he had with a co-worker's daughter. (He was married and denied paternity until the DNA test.)
And he stalked and sexually harassed at least one high-profile colleague.
I think they were looking for something to get rid of him for.
He built his career on family connections and is still well connected. They needed a public slam dunk to fire him---and he finally gave it to them.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||06/12/2021|
Has he masturbated again yet?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||06/12/2021|
And to think, I thought CNN had standards!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||06/12/2021|
I wish they would pay me money to masturbate on TV.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||06/12/2021|
Toobin's fate was sealed back when he was a short child and everybody called him Squirt.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||06/12/2021|
Why didn’t they just turn off the Zoom feed…..they didn’t have to watch…my understanding is the meeting was over and Toobin didn’t realize his feed was still active…oops…then they make a big deal about it. Why not send him a text…Oh Jeffery honey ..turn off your Zoom feed…we are getting an eye full here…..
|by Anonymous||reply 68||06/12/2021|
[quote] Jeffrey Toobin Back At CNN
Well lets hope he only does in studio appearances from now on, no reporting while on Zoom or Skype for CNN.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||06/12/2021|
like seeing a man masturbating is just …..awful…but i can’t turn away
|by Anonymous||reply 70||06/12/2021|
I wonder if that Zoom meeting was recorded…..i’d love to see it…of course i would…wouldn’t I..
|by Anonymous||reply 71||06/12/2021|
R71 it was. The women were aghast.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||06/12/2021|
R68, no, the meeting was not over. They broke into Zoom rooms and when they got back, Toobin lowered the camera to show his penis. Then in seconds logged out. Soon he logged back in.
There was no time for any elaborate messages back and forth.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||06/12/2021|
Is Toobin uncut?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||06/12/2021|
Oh bullshit r53. That’s an opinion piece, not The Hill delivering a burn to CNN.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||06/12/2021|
R6 Brian Williams only whored his own daughter out on camera.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||06/12/2021|
[quote] Why didn’t they just turn off the Zoom feed…..they didn’t have to watch…
|by Anonymous||reply 77||06/12/2021|
He’s a sexual offender. He exposed himself at work. CNN is insane to take him back.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||06/12/2021|
[quote] He’s a sexual offender. He exposed himself at work. CNN is insane to take him back.
Yes. As others have noted above, he also stalked women and has gotten into messy sexual situations relating to his work (see impregnating colleagues’ daughters and going to sex clubs while on assignment.)
This is more than just simply a single episode of publicly pleasuring himself.
This speaks volumes about CNN.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||06/12/2021|
[quote] This speaks volumes about CNN.
Friday, June 11, 2021 Blind Item #1
It wasn't until the cable honcho who loves a sexual predator got the new job that he decided it was as good of a time as any to bring back one of his favorite sexual predators. He is also the one who is giving the anonymous quotes to the media.
Jeffrey Zucker/"CNN"/Jeffrey Toobin (With AT&T's WarnerMedia-Discovery deal, Jeff Zucker poised for a comeback)
|by Anonymous||reply 80||06/12/2021|
R78 that would only matter if CNN had journalistic standards. That ship has sailed.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||06/12/2021|
Why is everyone being vilified these days for having a penis?
|by Anonymous||reply 82||06/12/2021|
I don't think he should be back. Find someone, anyone else. Let the guy move to writing or something off-camera. Nobody wants to see this.
|by Anonymous||reply 83||06/12/2021|
r82 I blame MichFest.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||06/12/2021|
[quote] WHITE MEN are pretty much given carte blanche in the working world. No matter how badly they fail in their overpaid jobs, NOT A PROBLEM.
White men run everything and they hire, promote and protect white men, as much as possible.
|by Anonymous||reply 85||06/12/2021|
you’re not much of a problem solver are you?
|by Anonymous||reply 86||06/12/2021|
He's perfect as the commentator of a Supreme Court filled with people like the accused rapist Kavanaugh, porn aficionado Uncle Tom Clarence Thomas, pearl-clutching Samuel Alito, and "Carrie's Mom" Amy Coney Barrett.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||06/12/2021|
Well my goodness…you want him banished from society because he got caught jerking off….he didn’t shoot up a nightclub or anything
|by Anonymous||reply 88||06/12/2021|
it was an accident…no big deal …move on
|by Anonymous||reply 89||06/12/2021|
[quote] it was an accident…no big deal …move on
Was Toobin’s stalking of other women “an accident”?
|by Anonymous||reply 90||06/12/2021|
“So you were caught masturbaring…. “ *takes 3 seats*
|by Anonymous||reply 91||06/12/2021|
I saw a fuckload of bots on Twitter doing the outrage dance “So what? Who cares? Why does anyone care if a man has to relieve himself? It’s his analysis I’m interested in, not his sex life!”
Which led me to wonder “How many fucking people sit around watching Jeffrey Toobin? Why are there like a million bots supporting him? We usually see this kind of activity for tween boy band stars.”
Then I realized DUH. Toobin was one of Hillary’s biggest critics. He went on & on about emails and the “crooked” Hillary reputation, blah blah.
He’s a mole. They want their mole back on tv, lol. Putin’s not taking no for an answer. Toobin wants to continue being a bigwig & Putin likes Toobin’s work. I doubt more than 1/10th of those bots were posting from the US.
90% of CNN watchers don’t even know how to use Twitter. They don’t care so passionately about Jeffrey Toobin’s “analysis” to learn how to use it, lol.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||06/12/2021|
Can someone please describe Toobin's "O-Face." New Yorker-ese a plus!
|by Anonymous||reply 93||06/13/2021|
R93 I don't know about his O-face, but the sound he makes is like the squeal of a little girl who has just been given a stuffed unicorn with a rainbow collar.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||06/13/2021|
R66 they would not have to pay me.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||06/14/2021|
R72 that can only mean one thing... a small peen...
|by Anonymous||reply 96||06/14/2021|
Very true R85. So this triumphant return should be a surprise to no one. A Black man probably woulda got fired for walking down the hall sporting a hard-on through his dress slacks. And Rep Katie Hill wasn't at work having consensual drunken girl on girl action with a staffer when she got kicked to the curb.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||06/14/2021|
this pandemic has caused people to get careless with their zoom feeds…..turn the fucking thing off if you don’t want to watch..otherwise, just shut up and enjoy the show.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||06/14/2021|
Since this was supposedly a business meeting on a closed zoom feed…how did the press learn of this little scandal? who couldn’t keep their big mouth shut?
|by Anonymous||reply 99||06/14/2021|
I’m glad he is back at CNN…they overreacted anyway…..in my opinion …
|by Anonymous||reply 100||06/14/2021|
Glad he's back. What a waste it would have been to cancel him forever.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||06/14/2021|
R99, the people at the meeting WERE the press.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||06/14/2021|
I think he's hot. I'd totally participate in a sex club MMF threesome with him just for the opportunity to "accidentally" touch his cock
|by Anonymous||reply 103||06/14/2021|
Jesus Christ. CNN is a joke
They couldn't find anyone else? And sure the hell wasn't fair to make that woman welcome him back. That was disgusting
|by Anonymous||reply 104||06/14/2021|
[quote] Did he cum during the zoom?
I’m not sure. But I do hope he at least had the forethought to use a screen guard over his computer and camera, to protect his employers investment. Other wise they’re out the cost of that too. It’s very sticky, so I’ve heard.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||06/14/2021|
[quote]I’m glad he is back at CNN…they overreacted anyway…..in my opinion …
Now maybe they'll ask Kathy Griffin back.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||06/14/2021|
R2 Is that the face he makes at the moment of full ejaculatory release? He looks both happy and surprised. Maybe it was a huge load, beyond expectations.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||06/14/2021|
[quote] Jesus Christ. CNN is a joke. They couldn't find anyone else?
Most of the other men who have been caught masturbating in front of a large group of women are in jail.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||06/14/2021|
Wait a minute, The Hill is acting like Toobin did this on purpose? Give me a break. This ain’t MeToo. This treating women as though they’re infantile needs to stop.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||06/14/2021|
R104, she makes millions of dollars to read off a teleprompter. She’ll do as she’s told. The entire thing was scripted.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||06/14/2021|
[quote] He’s a mole. They want their mole back on tv, lol. Putin’s not taking no for an answer. Toobin wants to continue being a bigwig & Putin likes Toobin’s work. I doubt more than 1/10th of those bots were posting from the US.
Take your meds, hon.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||06/14/2021|
[quote] Was Toobin’s stalking of other women “an accident”?
Who are these other women he was stalking. Let’s hear their names.
|by Anonymous||reply 112||06/14/2021|
R112, well, there's that one that he basically dragged by her hair to an abortion clinic.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||06/14/2021|
Runga runga, arfgh bleme.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||06/14/2021|
Nice try, R112. You know the court did not reveal her name because she is a prominent person.
If it hard to know what this had to do with the child-support issue for a completely different person. But I think that probably give you enough info to work out her name if you really care so much.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||06/14/2021|
I don’t think he should have lost his entire job, but let’s not pretend it wasn’t a colossal fuck-up. He could have done MUCH worse things that warranted immediate firing, of course.
But it’s not okay to wank during a business call, whether people can see it or not. It just isn’t.
|by Anonymous||reply 116||06/14/2021|
r9 Patty Hearst did manage to get the mini-series that was going to be made of the book cancelled. She pointed out the book's victim blaming during the height of the Weinstein/Charlie Rose/Matt Lauer hysteria and F/X (I believe) dropped the project.
When Toobin was caught masturbating she retweeted the story. Sweet revenge for Patty!
|by Anonymous||reply 117||06/14/2021|
[quote] White men run everything and they hire, promote and protect white men, as much as possible.
I agree! Black men never get away with anything!
|by Anonymous||reply 118||06/14/2021|
You said it, juice!
|by Anonymous||reply 119||06/14/2021|
Believe it, boys!
|by Anonymous||reply 120||06/15/2021|
R118 and yes OJ is representative of most Black men in America... since all Black men in America are rich celebrities...
|by Anonymous||reply 121||06/15/2021|
Watching Kate Boldwuan on CNN and Jeffrey Toobin is on with her, chyron beneath him: CNN Chief Legal Analyst. I thought his appearances on CNN this past week were just a mea culpa but it looks like it was a requisite for him being hired back by the network.
|by Anonymous||reply 122||06/17/2021|
Yes R122! Did you miss the interview above where Alisyn Camerota officially "welcomed him back?"
|by Anonymous||reply 123||06/17/2021|
This whole interview is to appease the pearl-clutching fraus. Abject prisspottery!
|by Anonymous||reply 124||06/17/2021|
R122 Yes, I saw the interview and it was obvious Alyson was not happy. I misunderstood the 'welcome back.' I didn't get that she was welcoming back to the CNN fold. I thought she just meant 'welcome back to the world above ground'! Now I understand, thanks.
|by Anonymous||reply 125||06/17/2021|
Amazingly, it's even more revolting just to read about it.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||06/17/2021|
R125 I agree she indeed was not happy having to discuss that with him. She must have drawn the short straw.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||06/17/2021|
I see what you did there.
|by Anonymous||reply 128||06/17/2021|
[quote] [R118] and yes OJ is representative of most Black men in America... since all Black men in America are rich celebrities...
Yet Toobin is representative of most white men in America, since all white men in America are rich celebrities, right R121?
[quote]—Shaking My Damn Head At Ridiculous False Equivalencies by Ignorant People
You share shaking your “damn head” so much we can hear your BB sized brain rattling around in there. You’re talking about Toobin as if he’s all white men, yet get offended when black celebs are bought up as proof you’re wrong? You wouldn’t know logic if it punched you in your mussy and screamed, “im logic, motherfucker!”
I guess only Black False Equivalencies Matter ….
|by Anonymous||reply 129||06/17/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 130||06/17/2021|
He has a history of gross behavior. He will continue to do gross stuff because people look the other way.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||06/17/2021|
R129 Except I didn't make any false equivalencies dumbass. I was merely commenting on your obvious stupidity!
|by Anonymous||reply 132||06/17/2021|
R74 - “Is Toobin uncut?”
He’s Jewish, so I would bet, yes.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||06/17/2021|
I think permanent cancellation would have been excessive, yet how are we supposed to take him seriously?
|by Anonymous||reply 134||06/17/2021|
Toob-Steak can keep his most likely cut cock sealed in his pants as far as I’m concerned. I find him sleazy, entitled, preachy, and one of the ugliest men alive. Oy.
I’ll take Laura Coates and Eli Honig any day.
|by Anonymous||reply 135||06/17/2021|
If I worked in his office, I’d find every opportunity to use the words “jack” and “jerk” and “wank” and “exhibitionist” within earshot.
|by Anonymous||reply 136||06/17/2021|
R135, I agree there are many TV lawyers who are actually hot. We don't need Goofy Jeff Toobin!
Give me: Joey Jackson; Eli Honig; or Danny Cevallos anyday!
|by Anonymous||reply 137||06/17/2021|
[quote] “Is Toobin uncut?”
[quote]He’s Jewish, so I would bet, yes.
|by Anonymous||reply 138||06/17/2021|
He should have shot a load all over her face!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 139||Last Sunday at 12:02 PM|
Splat 💫Spooge💥, Cream🌪 Manstuff💦
|by Anonymous||reply 140||Last Sunday at 12:09 PM|
We’re sorry…we tried. We really did. We tried to get a political analyst on our network who wasn't a sex pest who masturbated at work and impregnated his friend’s daughter then called her a liar and refused to pay child support until dragged into court. We tried. But we just couldn’t find anyone. We had to hire Toobin back. There were no other analysts available, not even from the UK, where we media people like to get our scolding analysts who tell america how stupid we are.
|by Anonymous||reply 141||Last Sunday at 12:15 PM|
CNN is the who, me? channel. They have no standards of behaviour for anybody. Cuomo can do a show and play political consultant. Toobin can get his freak on. Don Lemon can't shut up. Anderson can't sp-sp-sp-speak. If it wasn't for James Earl Jones you couldn't take them very seriously.
|by Anonymous||reply 142||Last Sunday at 12:35 PM|
At least they don’t spend half their budget on rape payouts!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 143||Last Sunday at 10:43 PM|
[quote] [R129] Except I didn't make any false equivalencies dumbass. I was merely commenting on your obvious stupidity!
Obviously a product of inner city schooling. Sad!
|by Anonymous||reply 144||Last Sunday at 10:53 PM|
He took it out.
|by Anonymous||reply 145||Last Sunday at 10:57 PM|
He lost the contest.
|by Anonymous||reply 146||Last Monday at 1:50 AM|
R144 is obviously the product of an ignorant hillbilly whore and a German Shepherd.
|by Anonymous||reply 147||Last Monday at 3:34 AM|
|by Anonymous||reply 148||Last Monday at 3:45 AM|