And if you don't agree, then you're not only racist but transphobic now I'm transBlack. You only call me "homophobic" because I'm Black anyway. We even had not one, but two, future [italic]Friends[/italic] cast members on it. I guess that's why those two ungrateful white devils never had me on their show: because I'm Black.
Come on, they even put you people on MY show behind my good Christian back. We had the gay Black guy from [italic]Silver Spoons[/italic] as a guest star before he died of AIDS (big surprise there). We had Dusty Springfield singing the theme song and she was a well-known muff-diver.
Some thanks I get for using the situation comedy to keep you godless sinners out of Hell. At least I meant it when I said just say no to drugs, unlike that lying blond meth addict AIDS boy who kept dragging me down until ABC moved my show to Wednesday nights so I didn't have to follow that dog dropping of a show.
And all you girls who had a crush on Leo during the whole [italic]Titanic[/italic] craze, you're welcome. Without my show, he never would have gotten as far as he got. But did he thank me in his Oscar speech? Nooooooooooooooooooo!