I’m too old to be enjoying Tik Tok, but found this guys posts hysterical.
Finally some sums up my feelings about Whole Foods
|by Anonymous||reply 34||06/10/2021|
He's got the gay part down.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||06/10/2021|
He so BUTCH
|by Anonymous||reply 2||06/10/2021|
Funny. They do make milk out of everything.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||06/10/2021|
I LURVE me my Walmart! My husband has called me out on going there too much.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||06/10/2021|
Some sums, really OP?
That guy is exhausting, Think I will go take a nap now.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||06/10/2021|
At least try to sound more masculine than Bea Arthur.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||06/10/2021|
I could put up with this guy for about two minutes before thoughts of murder entered my mind.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||06/10/2021|
Now you know how I felt having to follow Danielle Pintauro on Tuesday nights, R7.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||06/10/2021|
I think he’s darling. Thanks OP
|by Anonymous||reply 9||06/10/2021|
I thought he was actually pretty cute - but don't know if that personality is full-time or just pulled out every once and awhile for social media.
I couldn't do that personality all the time.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||06/10/2021|
"every once and awhile"
|by Anonymous||reply 11||06/10/2021|
[quote] Oh, dear!
Oh dear! a comma is not appropriate.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||06/10/2021|
I actually bought a t-shirt once at a Whole Foods. This kween would ridicule me.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||06/10/2021|
Aged Gouda is really really good though.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/10/2021|
Several food products I purchase regularly at WF are actually cheaper (for the same brand) than at my local supermarket and their spa slippers are $3 cheaper than they are on ebay! You gotta know how to shop.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/10/2021|
Whole Foods intimidates me. I feel like I’m not good enough to shop in there.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||06/10/2021|
That guy has all the gay stereotypes down pat.
But why? Who told him this is good?
|by Anonymous||reply 17||06/10/2021|
"Nothing says Rich White Woman like brown eggs"!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||06/10/2021|
Speaking of R6 ...
Apparently his Mardi Gras float was Golden Girls themed. See below.
I have a feeling he must post here.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||06/10/2021|
[quote] "Nothing says Rich White Woman like brown eggs"!
Except for her obvious untreated gender dysphoria. She IS a rich white woman in the body of a gay man.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||06/10/2021|
Whole Foods has become far more tolerable now that they have pandemic-era self checkout.
I usually only buy a couple of things at a time, to there's the efficiency angle, but mostly it's because the Whole Foods checkout crew are incompetent at best.
This has really been driven home as I've been shopping more at Trader Joe's, where I feel like all the checkout clerks are grad students or college educated musicians and poets working a day job and are always polite and helpful. (The fact that several of them are hot AF probably colors my judgement too)
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/10/2021|
Speaking of Trader Joe's, R21, the link below is for all of you who missed this great song when it came out 13 years ago or so.
It is very well done, if you haven't seen it, so click it.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/10/2021|
I’d rather be on the “People of WholeFoods” than the “People of Walmart” website. He actually sounds ignorant, not cute.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||06/10/2021|
You ain't gettin' eight-eight cents from me, Bezos.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||06/10/2021|
Was done years ago and better.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||06/10/2021|
Robin Williams does this shtick better. And he's dead.
Anyway, I've still never been to a Whole Foods, or a Trader Joe's. I don't feel that I'm missing out.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||06/10/2021|
Whole Foods has a weird smell. Like hay, plastic and metal.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/10/2021|
[quote]She IS a rich white woman in the body of a gay man.
No, he's actually just a white gay man in the body of a gay man, something we've been led to believe doesn't exist by the Gender Identity Movement's PR campaign.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||06/10/2021|
I feel like my Whole Foods has lowered their standards in terms of organics and naturals (slightly somewhat) to cater to the Walmart and frau crossover crowds. I've really noticed that the deli case which used to have mostly better quality salads like quinoa and kale, beet, etc. now is filled with your basic potato salads and cole slaw that you could find at any supermarket deli.
Anyone else noticing this trend?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||06/10/2021|
Varies from store to store R29
|by Anonymous||reply 30||06/10/2021|
"Organic" food is a scam, but the buyers don't give a crap and are delighted to pay far more than they have to!
|by Anonymous||reply 31||06/10/2021|
They'd smoke crack if it was labeled organic, R31.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||06/10/2021|
He's not wrong. Whole Foods is rife with middle aged bottle blonde white sluts strutting around in Lululemon leggings, North Face vests, Sketchers, Coach purses, etc...
|by Anonymous||reply 33||06/10/2021|
“Girl look at all the stuff my poor ass can’t afford!”
|by Anonymous||reply 34||06/10/2021|