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DL epitaphs

HELEN HUNT Was quite the cunt.

JEFFREY SANKER Is now a dead wanker.

MARY WICKES She didn't like dicks.

by Anonymousreply 8June 10, 2021 4:03 PM

Donald J. Trump- We threw the asshole in the dump.

by Anonymousreply 1June 10, 2021 5:08 AM

Epitaphs don’t have to rhyme.

by Anonymousreply 2June 10, 2021 5:50 AM

Rush Limbaugh - DEAD

by Anonymousreply 3June 10, 2021 2:13 PM

My grave stinks. – Cheryl

by Anonymousreply 4June 10, 2021 2:15 PM

Julianne Moore is dead.

Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 5June 10, 2021 2:26 PM

Helen Reddy

Not anymore, she isn't!

by Anonymousreply 6June 10, 2021 2:30 PM

Vivian Vance: She'd had sufficient.

by Anonymousreply 7June 10, 2021 2:36 PM

Rodney Dangerfield

Piss on me

by Anonymousreply 8June 10, 2021 4:03 PM
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