My road rage

[quote] in front of Schnuck’s Grocery Store today

How is life in Raytown, Mama?

You still in that house or did you have to downgrade to a trailer?

That's what you get for slumming. Next time, try another Schnuck's instead of the one on North Union and Natural Bridge.

I routinely called bad drivers assholes or cunts (thank you, DL), usually in the presence of my children. They told me I have an anger problem, which is untrue.

A momentary lapse.

Oh, honey, that's what your horn is for. Just lay on it until you feel the rage lift from your body

Bitch had it coming for cutting you off, OP!

But I lost control!

OP: Be glad you don't live in Massachusetts, where NOT cutting someone off at least every 5 miles is considered a mental illness. Drivers will cut you off for the sake of cutting you off and then return to the lane they were in before just to make quota!

OP, never feel bad about calling someone a cunt!

Your one mistake was that your windows were up. ROLL EM DOWN AND YELL HONEY!

It's generally a good idea to train yourself to stay calm and reasonable while you're in control of a 4000+ lb. vehicle.

You’ll be having full-blown Karen attacks in low class shops next OP!

I called an old bitch "CUNT!" heading into the parking lot of the Schnucks in Columbia, Missouri. She had run a stop sign and went sailing in front of me with that cunt's "I'm not looking so you don't exist." Maybe I used my horn once. Well, once at length. And maybe I used adjectives before several well-projected repetitions of "cunt." Then I sped away to park.

She came running after me into the store screaming. One of those hideous University of Missouri twat-hags with whiskers and hatred in the heart. I was endangering children, making a scene, bullying and threatening her.....

I called for management because I was being assaulted by a lunatic. She turned and ran out. I hope her cats shat on her sheets while she slept for not bringing home kitty litter and Fancy Feast.