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I'm 'aving a chippy tea

But I don't know what to 'ave for afters.

by Anonymousreply 7June 9, 2021 11:10 PM

Figgy pudding and trifle.

by Anonymousreply 1June 9, 2021 5:10 PM

A pint, duh.

by Anonymousreply 2June 9, 2021 5:21 PM

Afters? It’s not a proper chippy tea if you’ve room for afters.

by Anonymousreply 3June 9, 2021 5:48 PM

Me mum fancies me dad's spotted dick.

by Anonymousreply 4June 9, 2021 7:02 PM

5 Mandrax and a fifth of vodka.

by Anonymousreply 5June 9, 2021 9:38 PM

F’lip? Fooksake, what have we said about talking to strange blokes online? You could get in all sorts of bother if you keep hanging round the slippery cunts down here. I’m switching the WiFi off, so’s I can keep me eye on you.

Wouldn’t think my brother was nearly fifty, would ya? Honestly, it’s like dealing with a special needs kid.

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by Anonymousreply 6June 9, 2021 11:00 PM

Bakewell tart I think.

by Anonymousreply 7June 9, 2021 11:10 PM
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