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The Queen will receive Joe Biden

Windsor Castle, June 13th.

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by The Duchess of Cornholereply 3106/10/2021

You mean, she will present hole?

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 106/09/2021

In her pussy, r1. Jeez, have a little class!

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 206/09/2021

If she's still alive.

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 306/09/2021

Isn't there a mandatory quarantine for people entering the UK from the US?

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 406/09/2021

Haha, R4. So amusing.

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 506/09/2021

She misses Philip and wants another big white cock, so Joe is cumming.

And then Hunter will cum again!

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 606/09/2021

My guess is the Queen has seen Hunter's dick pics and wants to take that thing for a test run. She's using Joe to get to Hunter.

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 706/09/2021

The Queen? Oh. At first I thought you meant Lindsey Graham.

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 806/09/2021

[quote] We see you Queenie.

WERQ BITCH

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 906/09/2021

The Queen? It’s nice to see Prince Edward back in the spotlight.

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 1006/09/2021

God please don't let BIden fuck up and walk in front of the Queen, we will never hear the end of it.

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by The Duchess of Cornholereply 1106/09/2021

At least she need not fear he'll shit his depends in her presence. Biden will certainly smell better and obey protocol. I hope they have a nice visit.

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 1206/09/2021

Will Joe try to sniff her hair?

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 1306/09/2021

The Trump visit must have been sheer torture for him because it was probably the one time *everyone* told him to try & act like had manner & not behave like the fat, gross pig he is.

Contrasting with gross, bloated Trump stuffed into that tux, Joe will look fit, smile like the cat that ate the canary and yuck it up with the entire BRF who will be relieved to be rid of Trump & talk about something else besides Harkle-gate. The Brits will behave & maybe not give him the warm welcome they did Obama, but not heckle him either.

Expect Pigeon Headed Whore to be all over Fox News complaining about the unfairness of it all!

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 1406/09/2021

Pigeon Headed Whore < which one?

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 1506/09/2021

^Corey Lewandowski?

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 1606/09/2021

Kayleigh McNoTits, of course!

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 1706/09/2021

R14, Joe is also expecting to meet with Winston Churchill.

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 1806/09/2021

Kayleigh McNoTalent is forever and always the Pigeon Headed Whore.

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 1906/09/2021

They're holding G7 in Cornwall? Well at least the protesters will have somewhere nice this time. I think the last one was in Glasgow.

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 2006/09/2021

Vaginally or Anally?

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 2106/09/2021

First one, then the other.

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 2206/09/2021

Is orally considered too American?

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 2306/09/2021

Now if we can only remove Dr Jill from the picture Uncle Joe and Liz can FINALLY tie the knot; as we all know they have been pining for one another for at least half a century. Minds will be blown!

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 2406/09/2021

[quote] Will Joe try to sniff her hair?

Get better material, mate.

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 2506/09/2021

[quote] I think the last one was in Glasgow.

Hey, now. Glasgow has some lovely areas. At least it's not Blackpool or something.

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 2606/09/2021

I wonder if she'll make some oblique comment about how this is so much more pleasant than Trump.

She's too much The Queen to say anything outright but I suspect she'll find a way to let him know.

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 2706/09/2021

Covid rates are rising in Lancashire so it won't be Blackpool, which is a shame as he could of brought a stick of rock home, or done Strictly!

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 2806/09/2021

[quote] he could of brought a stick of rock home

Oh, dear.

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 2906/09/2021
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by The Duchess of Cornholereply 3006/10/2021

^^ They're going to scissor, aren't they.

by The Duchess of Cornholereply 3106/10/2021
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