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Celebrity kids who inherited the ugly parent's gene

Lily Sheen is the daughter of Kate Beckinsale and Michael Sheen. Unfortunately she inherited Michael's rat face.

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by Anonymousreply 115Last Tuesday at 8:12 AM

That face is indeed unfortunate.

by Anonymousreply 106/08/2021

M's girls.

by Anonymousreply 206/08/2021

I can’t entirely blame my ex husband as he was sexy. It’s more of a worst of both worlds situation

. Three times over.

by Anonymousreply 306/08/2021

She's cute, and he's hot.

by Anonymousreply 406/08/2021

Sophie Von Haselberg, Bette's crotch fruit. Woof.

by Anonymousreply 506/08/2021

Zosia Mamet inherited every bad gene her parents had: Lindsey Crouse and David Mamet.

by Anonymousreply 606/08/2021

I see a lot of Kate's original face in her. Circa Cold Comfort Farm and Shooting Fish.

by Anonymousreply 706/08/2021

The Willis girls (Demi/Bruce)

by Anonymousreply 806/08/2021

Jay-Z’/Beyoncé’s oldest

by Anonymousreply 906/08/2021

Will Firth son of Colin Firth and Meg Tilly.

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by Anonymousreply 1006/08/2021

There should've been an Act Of Congress to prevent Zosia Mamet from inflicting herself on the public. JFC what a shit actress and she's hideous to look at. One of the most egregious cases of nepotism I can think of.

by Anonymousreply 1106/08/2021

Hilaria Baldwins children all look like different versions of Caillou

by Anonymousreply 1206/08/2021

[quote]There should've been an Act Of Congress to prevent Zosia Mamet from inflicting herself on the public.

She certainly didn’t need the money. Her grandfather was Russell Crouse and she’s probably sitting on a shit ton of “The Sound of Music” royalties.

by Anonymousreply 1306/08/2021

That's what Kate Beckinsale looked like before plastic surgery

by Anonymousreply 1406/08/2021

Alexa Ray Joel

Bobbi Christina Brown

Rebecca Welles (daughter of Orson Welles and Rita Hayworth)

by Anonymousreply 1506/08/2021

All five of the Trump kids.

by Anonymousreply 1606/08/2021

Christina Cassini, daughter of Oleg Cassini and Gene Tierney

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by Anonymousreply 1706/08/2021

Dang, Will Firth has creepy salamander eyes. Hopefully one of Colin’s other sons inherited his good looks.

by Anonymousreply 1806/08/2021

Colin isn't that good looking. Typical thin-lipped Englishman

by Anonymousreply 1906/08/2021

He’s pretty handsome.

by Anonymousreply 2006/08/2021


Does this count? Trump and all his ex wives are hideous.

by Anonymousreply 2106/08/2021

Colin's son Luca is cute.

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by Anonymousreply 2206/08/2021

Those poor, unfortunate little Cambridge children. They’re ALL fug, and bratty too

by Anonymousreply 2306/08/2021

Orson Welles and Rita Hayworth had a daughter who unfortunately looks like Orson. If you don’t know who Rita Hayworth is, google her and “Gilda” and you’ll see what I mean.

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by Anonymousreply 2406/08/2021

Rumer Potato Head Willis owns this thread

by Anonymousreply 2506/08/2021

r17, that girl isn't in the least bit ugly.

by Anonymousreply 2606/08/2021

Phoebe Cates’ and Kevin Kline’s two kids aren’t very good looking. Like the Willis kids, I think it’s just a bad mix of both parents’ genes.

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by Anonymousreply 2706/08/2021

I recently saw a picture of Maya Rudolph and Paul Thomas Anderson's kids and they're all good looking. Their oldest is growing into a stunner.

by Anonymousreply 2806/08/2021

The Gummer family owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 2906/08/2021

Christina Cassini was a nice looking woman, R17.

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by Anonymousreply 3006/08/2021

[quote]Dang, Will Firth has creepy salamander eyes. Hopefully one of Colin’s other sons inherited his good looks.

Will got the absolute worse of both parents who, to me, are exceedingly plain. At least with age Colin got a bit more handsome.

His other two lucked out by looking like their mother.

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by Anonymousreply 3106/08/2021

R30, not really. She looked like her rat faced dad, nothing like her mom

by Anonymousreply 3206/08/2021

I recently read a book review about a biography of Philip Roth, and the article mentioned that Roth was verbally abusive to Clair Bloom's daughter by Rod Steiger. He forced Bloom to banish the daughter from the house because he said seeing her annoyed him. I didn't see a photo of the Steiger-Bloom daughter, so I don't know what she looked like.

by Anonymousreply 3306/08/2021

[quote] I didn't see a photo of the Steiger-Bloom daughter, so I don't know what she looked like.

Imagine if Rod Steiger were an opera singer and you would have Anna Steiger.

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by Anonymousreply 3406/08/2021

Phillip Roth was a Class A Asshole.

by Anonymousreply 3506/08/2021

^^He's a good author, but I wouldn't want to shake hands with him.

by Anonymousreply 3606/08/2021

Isn't there someone's kid named Chaz or something?

by Anonymousreply 3706/08/2021

Emme Lopez Anthony owns this thread.

by Anonymousreply 3806/08/2021

[quote]If you don’t know who Rita Hayworth is, google her...

Just where the hell do you think you're posting, Barstool Sports dot com?

by Anonymousreply 3906/08/2021

Neither Liza nor Lorna was ever particularly good looking.

by Anonymousreply 4006/08/2021

Lily Mo Sheen flashed her tits on the internet when she was 19. Last few years of her teen years Mom was working and dad refused to take care of her. She'll end up like Lilo.

by Anonymousreply 4106/08/2021

Liza had always looked like a dog, but then Judy's looks were always overrated.

by Anonymousreply 4206/08/2021

JLo's twins

by Anonymousreply 4306/09/2021

Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes' daughters are..... not cute. But I'm not surprised there. Both parents are extremely overrated looks wise. Just got a lot of work done.

by Anonymousreply 4406/09/2021

Rob Lowe's sons OWN this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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by Anonymousreply 4506/09/2021

Alexa Ray Joel

by Anonymousreply 4606/09/2021

Malcom Ford, son of Harrison Ford & writer Melissa Matheson

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by Anonymousreply 4706/09/2021

(ack! let's try this one)

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by Anonymousreply 4806/09/2021

Wow. That must really suck to be Kate Brckinsale’s daughter and inherit your father’s face.

by Anonymousreply 4906/09/2021

But Liza is striking and unique at least. She’s not ugly.

by Anonymousreply 5006/09/2021

R7, doesn’t Kate’s daughter look like she’s already had (some bad) work done? Look at the nose. She may have already had the Rumer Willis jaw shave as well.

by Anonymousreply 5106/09/2021

I like Zosia Mamet. She doesn’t bother me.

by Anonymousreply 5206/09/2021

Holy shit, R48! Warn a person next time.

by Anonymousreply 5306/09/2021

[quote]Malcom Ford, son of Harrison Ford & writer Melissa Matheson

Harrison's son with Mary Marquardt is handsome, albeit stocky. Chef Ben Ford.

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by Anonymousreply 5406/09/2021

This thread makes me glad I never had children. Though my family has pretty dominant genes - amongst my three brothers, my 6 nephews and nieces are all attractive, nice looking people.

by Anonymousreply 5506/09/2021

R48 he reminds me of Rhys Ifans in Notting Hill.


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by Anonymousreply 5606/09/2021

That's Lily Sheen's natural face. Here she is as a child.

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by Anonymousreply 5706/09/2021

Rob Lowe's sons are objectively handsome, the problem is their father was always so gorgeous they can't compare.

by Anonymousreply 5806/09/2021

Harrison Ford's son at r54 is a hot piece.

by Anonymousreply 5906/09/2021

Can't believe no one has mentioned Kim's children, especially North.

The Kardashians were above average in looks, even before all the surgical improvements. But Kanye's hideous jaw would defeat anyone's genes.

by Anonymousreply 6006/10/2021

Really? I think Kim’s children are beautiful.

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by Anonymousreply 6206/10/2021

Olivia Newton John's daughter.

I think the dad was a looker too (isn't he the one that got lost out on the ocean in a boat or something?)

by Anonymousreply 6306/10/2021

R63 Matt Lattanzi is the father of Olivia's daughter Chloe

by Anonymousreply 6406/10/2021

Then I guess ONJ's daughter doesn't fit the category - both of her parents were good looking. But she wasn't. And now with all the plastic surgery, she looks like an alien.

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by Anonymousreply 6506/10/2021

I don't get the hate on this site for Alexa Ray Joel. She is a strikingly beautiful woman who unfortunately succumbed to pressure to have plastic surgery. It's made her look more conventional, but she was uniquely beautiful before it.

by Anonymousreply 6606/10/2021

Bobby Christina. RIP

by Anonymousreply 6706/10/2021

I agree, R66. I think it's Aryan beauty ideals at play; they consider blonde hair and blue eyes to be the ultimate in attractiveness. I personally think Alexa is better looking than the bland Sailor.

by Anonymousreply 6806/10/2021

Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke's kids got all the weird angularity of Uma's face.

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by Anonymousreply 6906/10/2021

R68 ARJ looks exactly like Billy Joel. You can't help but see him when you look at her. Christie Brinkley's other (aryan) daughter is grim looking as well. She passed none of her beauty onto her children.

by Anonymousreply 7006/10/2021

Yep, R54, both sons from his first marriage are good-looking, and you can definitely see the Ford-genes....which is why Malcom (R48) is so shocking.

Willard Ford:

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by Anonymousreply 7106/10/2021

R69, that kid is cute, imo.

by Anonymousreply 7206/10/2021

I'm glad you are all finding ugly celebrity spawn, but the Willis girls own this.

(There is no plastic surgery currently available to improve their looks.)

by Anonymousreply 7306/10/2021

Matilda Ledger looks exactly like Heath.

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by Anonymousreply 74Last Monday at 11:03 AM

"Orson Welles and Rita Hayworth had a daughter who unfortunately looks like Orson."

There's an absolute rule - if a talented but not handsome man marries a beautiful woman when he hits the big time, the daughters WILL look like the father.

Most of the examples on this thread are proof of this.

by Anonymousreply 75Last Monday at 11:07 AM

Mens faces rarely translate well onto their daughters .

by Anonymousreply 76Last Monday at 11:13 AM

Francesca Hilton

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by Anonymousreply 77Last Monday at 11:13 AM

Liza Todd

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by Anonymousreply 78Last Monday at 11:24 AM

Jessica Lange and Sam Shepard's son Walker. I can hear the "Deliverance" banjo as I type...

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by Anonymousreply 79Last Monday at 11:25 AM

The younger Sandler daughter looks okay, but, the wife & older daughter look as if they are waiting for the arrival of the mother ship.

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by Anonymousreply 80Last Monday at 11:28 AM

[quote]Sophie Von Haselberg, Bette's crotch fruit.

Have you SEEN Sophie's dad? There is no "pretty" parent in that equation. It's as if Bette actively sought out someone who would produce an exact replica of herself.

by Anonymousreply 81Last Monday at 11:39 AM

My kid is not ugly

by Anonymousreply 82Last Monday at 11:48 AM

What is wrong with you people...making fun of kids and even young adult children? This is just cruel. Many of these kids have not sought the spotlight and even if they have, their personalities and looks are still developing. But regardless, it's just cruel.

None of you are oil paintings yourself.

by Anonymousreply 83Last Monday at 12:03 PM

Speak for yourself, R83.

by Anonymousreply 84Last Monday at 12:13 PM

You know it’s bad when you can play the Rachel Dratch-baby-with-arm-coming-out-of-head character with minimal to no makeup.

by Anonymousreply 85Last Monday at 1:41 PM

None of Liz Taylor's kids looked like her, they all took after their respective fathers.

Lorna Luft looks like the female version of Sid Luft, you would never guess she was Judy Garland's biological daughter.

by Anonymousreply 86Last Monday at 1:47 PM

R60 fyi Kanye was in a horrific accident where his jaw was broken.

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by Anonymousreply 87Last Monday at 2:47 PM

Jeanne Eagels, stunning (though clearly on drugs, which may have enhanced her performance) in the original "The Letter". She received a posthumous Oscar nod (the first) for this.

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by Anonymousreply 88Last Monday at 3:07 PM

[quote] fyi Kanye was in a horrific accident where his jaw was broken.

Too bad he survived. :(

by Anonymousreply 89Last Monday at 3:14 PM

Sorry, wrong thread!

by Anonymousreply 90Last Monday at 3:18 PM

Supermodel Carolyn Murphy’s daughter is a troll.

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by Anonymousreply 91Last Monday at 3:21 PM

Kevin Kline's son looks like Sean Lennon.

by Anonymousreply 92Last Monday at 3:23 PM

Elizabeth Taylor's daughter with Mike Todd looks just like Todd and has brown eyes. The two sons she had with Michael Wilding were gorgeous and BOTH got her startling eyes.

by Anonymousreply 93Last Monday at 4:09 PM

[quote] Elizabeth Taylor's daughter with Mike Todd looks just like Todd and has brown eyes.

Meanwhile, her son is gorgeous and has beautiful eyes just like his grandmother.

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by Anonymousreply 94Last Monday at 4:21 PM

Lily Mo Sheen doesn't look that bad. Maya Hawke actually looks better than Uma.

by Anonymousreply 95Last Monday at 4:23 PM

Alexa Ray Joel owns this thread. Imagine your mother is a supermodel, and you turn out looking like a carbon-copy of Billy Joel.

And she doesn't look bad these days because she's had a fuckton of plastic surgery.

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by Anonymousreply 96Last Monday at 4:33 PM

Beyonce's miserable daughter:

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by Anonymousreply 97Last Monday at 4:38 PM

That poor Blue Ivy is one UGLY little girl . You can dress her in designer clothes,drape expensive jewels all over her,and shes stll going to look like her ugly ass father.

by Anonymousreply 98Last Monday at 4:42 PM

[quote]I'm glad you are all finding ugly celebrity spawn, but the Willis girls own this.

The Willis girls don't really fit this topic, because neither of their parents are ugly. All 3 girls unfortunately inherited the worst features of both parents.

by Anonymousreply 99Last Monday at 4:45 PM

[quote]Christie Brinkley's other (aryan) daughter is grim looking as well. She passed none of her beauty onto her children.

Christie's (aryan) son is goodlooking:

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by Anonymousreply 100Last Monday at 4:50 PM

Yikes, r100, his face is too small for his head, just like Rumor Willis.

by Anonymousreply 101Last Monday at 4:54 PM

"Mare of Easttown" introduced me to Kevin and Kyra's "handsome-featured" daughter Sosie.

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by Anonymousreply 102Last Monday at 5:33 PM

Kate Winslet daughter, actress Mia Threapleton has Kate's moon face.

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by Anonymousreply 103Last Monday at 5:39 PM

Tori Spellings kids. Brooklyn Beckham Salma Hayeks daughter looks just like her ugly-ass father

by Anonymousreply 104Last Monday at 6:42 PM

Beyonce's daughter looks like a sullen bullfrog.

by Anonymousreply 105Last Monday at 7:36 PM

Warren Beatty and Annette Bening's kids.

by Anonymousreply 106Last Monday at 7:47 PM

Kanye may have broken his jaw but North's lower face and teeth are the same as his, nothing like Kim's.

Liz Taylor's son is a stunner. He even inherited her 'violet' eyes.

Celebs must be even more narcissistic than I thought if they imagine their beauty genes will inevitably override an ugly partner's.

by Anonymousreply 107Last Monday at 8:31 PM

That's Liz Taylor's grandson, not her son.

by Anonymousreply 108Last Monday at 8:36 PM

Viggo Mortenson's and David Bowie's sons took after their mothers. Both round faced, unlike their fathers.

by Anonymousreply 109Last Monday at 9:09 PM

The Willis/Moore creatures should be in a freak show.

by Anonymousreply 110Last Tuesday at 1:07 AM

R108, I added the quote to highlight I was referring to the son of Liz Taylor's daughter with Mike Todd. That's why I said he has beautiful eyes like his grandmother (Liz).

by Anonymousreply 111Last Tuesday at 2:55 AM

Full disclosure: I lived for a few years on an academic teaching grant in New Mexico (speak of culture shock and far from home). At a local busy cafe, sitting at the counter for coffee and a slice of pie, one of Taylor's sons, now middle-aged and looking quite counter-culture, was seated a couple of counter seats away from me. You could not miss the eyes, the face structure, the lips. And tall, like his father - Taylor was short and dumpy once the slim twenty-something figure faded and with it the tiny waist.

Life truly is unfair.

by Anonymousreply 112Last Tuesday at 4:58 AM

R108 - It's extraordinary that out of three children and three grandchildren, only Liza missed out on the striking Taylor looks. Although, actually, I erred in my first post: Liza does have blue eyes, but the rest of her face is pure Mike Todd. She actually grew up into a reasonably attractive woman, not a striking beauty like her half brothers and mother, but the kind who ages well - which I suppose is something, as her mother aged horribly.

by Anonymousreply 113Last Tuesday at 5:03 AM

There could be an evolutionary advantage for daughters to look like their fathers. The father is more likely to keep a child who resembles him.

by Anonymousreply 114Last Tuesday at 5:07 AM

Oh, that’s a good point, R114. In my own family my sisters resemble dad more than mom.

by Anonymousreply 115Last Tuesday at 8:12 AM
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