Trump to launch speaking tour with Bill O'Reilly

“I will be focusing on greatness for our Country, something seldom discussed in political dialogue. If we don’t make our Country great again, we will soon no longer have a Country! I look forward to working with Bill, who right now has the #1 bestselling book, to openly discuss the real problems of our Country, and how to solve them,” Trump said.

“Additionally, it will be fun, fun, fun, for everyone who attends!” he added.

Two 70+ year-old sexual predators doing a tour.

Lovely, just lovely...

said no one ever

Two liars...sponsored by Depends.

Looking forward to this clowntour.

A gruesome twosome.

I wonder what kind of ticket prices they're going to charge. There are only four dates. It's certainly going to be out of the price range for deplorables. Remember when Hillary and Bill embarked on their 13 date tour?

[Quote]The best seats in the house at Seattle’s WaMu Theater on Friday could be had for $829, a steep 54% drop from the $1,785 that the former first couple fetched when the tour was announced in early November.

It'll be interesting to see if Trump can keep up with O'Reilly or if O'Reilly will let Trump meander all over.

trump will skim a bunch of the profits from oreilly

I'll be shocked if this even happens. My guess is that it'll be cancelled by August.

I can't wait for the fistfights to break out between these two.

[quote]The series, dubbed “The History Tour,” will feature four live conversations

Trump doing a history tour?

LOL!

The guy had to have the Marshall Plan explained to him early in his presidency because he didn't know what it was.

O'Reilly has spent his entire career hurting and harassing his professional female colleagues. As a result he has had to pay 32 million dollars in settlements before being released by FOX. That's more than Cosby or Weinstein have had to pay to their victims. So my question is this: Is the 32 million dollars the largest settlement paid by a single individual in world history?

The "grab 'em by the he pussy" nostalgia tour in a pathetic effort to spin corrupt behavior.

Deplorables like Trump rallies because they're like a show--they know all the lines and get to scream "Lock Her Up!" "Stop The Steal" and other selections from Trump's Greatest Hits.

They are not going to want to listen to a history lesson of any sort.

That would be like being in school again and none of them actually liked school.

O'Reilly, ex-Fox commentator, will not find it acceptable for Miss Lindsey to come along unless she stays back in Trump's hotel suite.

LOOK AT ME

Trump insisted that his friend Frederick Douglass be one of the show’s guests.

He must have had a falling out with his lover Sean Hannity.

Two perverts.

Trump always gets support from d-listers.

Will there be a food cart serving falafels and covfefe?

Who cares!

Dumb and Dumber 2.0

Oh they will be perfect for each other. 2 disgraced old vampires who won't die.

Oh this will hilarious! The battle of the unearned egos! Orange shit stain will not allow Bill rapey O'reilly to talk. He will wonder off into a psychotic rage about how the election was stolen from him and his sickeningly fragile ego will be unable to stfu about it. I do hope it can be on YouTube. 😁

R25- Edit : This will BE.

R26 Understood. Don't worry about the "Oh, Dear" troll. He hasn't had his breakfast delivered yet.

I can't imagine how unfocused and rambling this will be. No one wants to pay to see Trump be serious. They want the sideshow and the Lock Her Up interplay. It will devolve into something chaotic and ridiculous. Bring it on!

Thanks but no thanks.

Goodness. Will their heads blow off at the same time from all the hot air collecting between them as they feed off of each other like rabid vultures? I see spontaneous combustion in the near future.

Knights of the Golden Corral Tour

Over/Under on them having to at least double the Motorized Scooter Section at the events?

Maybe these events will bring out the more serious, thoughtful Trump for a higher level discussion of his presidency, world affairs and the state of the nation.

And maybe donkeys will fly out of my butt.

Let’s see how they work around or spin the Capitol terrorist attack.

This will be a challenge for them if the crowd is going to be paying premium prices for limited tickets, presumably in places that are urban centers. They'll be a more sophisticated crowd who have high levels of disposable income to pay for airfare, accomodations, and their tickets. You'd think they'd expect more than a typical rally experience...

OMG THEY’RE GOING TO DEBATE RAPE TACTICS

It's an excuse for people to meet to plan the next coup

The Falafel and the Shroom: coming to a stockyard near you!

Hitler and Mussolini on Tour.

What song will they use to "play them out"? Gloria? YMCA?

What could go wrong? 🤡

Troll up, troll up, for the Tragical History Tour.

Proudly sponsored by Depends.

Dangerous duo. Hate speech alert.

Won’t last long, they don’t have compatible personality disorders.

R45- Exactly. Countdown to an epic battle of egos. My bet is psycho 45 turns on him first.

Which adult diaper or shower loofah company will be sponsoring this tour?

It would so sweet if all of their victims were sitting in the audience one night.

What, no speaking tour with his BFF Mike Lindell? Or Lin Wood? Or Mikey Flynn? No guest appearance by The Kraken?

Dumpy Pants better be careful. Batshit Universe can turn on you. That Rouge's Gallery of Seditious Insanity could say...for instance...that you've been replaced by or compromised by the New World Order. Word in Batshit Universe travels quickly. Dump would become a target and be out those sweet, sweet Deplorable donations.

[quote]Two 70+ year-old sexual predators doing a tour.

The GOP is once again reminding us they are indeed the party of family values.

R49- That would such sweet karma. The psycho cult he created turning on the leader. They would tear him limb from limb. Hee-hee.

So, it's a Dumb and Dumber speaking tour?

Shouldn't they have to pay Jim Carrey some sort of fees or something?

Cue the music from Deliverance.

[quote]Which adult diaper or shower loofah company will be sponsoring this tour?

Remember that fool called it "falafel"? 😆

"I want to wash you with an Arab chickpea fritter"

I agree with r9. Part of the reason Trump was able to fill halls with deplorables was that the events were free. It seems unlikely people will fork over hundreds of dollars for this. If ticket sales are sluggish, they will cancel it, 100%. Also, it's hard to imagine Trump and O'Reilly cooperating in the way that's necessary to pull this off. This tour, the blog, and as yet pitched projects is a sign that they are throwing everything at the wall and praying that something sticks. Jared is unhitching himself from Trump, which suggests to me that Jared realizes the game is over.

I don't understand why Trump doesn't join Telegram or Parler. Without social media, he's nothing to his followers.

How are deplorables not exhausted listening to that stupid asshole?

R55- Just to add that sit fillers were paid to be at those rallies as well. Shit stain did not want any empty sits, so many of those people were paid to be there.

R55-"I don't understand why Trump doesn't join Telegram or Parler. Without social media, he's nothing to his followers." This reminded me of a true crime book I once read about Diane Downs. She was a malignant narc who shot her 3 children, killing one and crippling her little boy. She wanted a coworker to leave his wife for her. She was gaslighting the hell out of him. When she moved to another state to wait for him to join her, he broke it off. He said once her voice was out of his head and he could think, her influence over him vanished and he could see and think clearly again. I hope this is happening to his cult.

[quote]they're like a show--they know all the lines and get to scream "Lock Her Up!"

Do they ever pause to think for a second how come he couldn't lock her up while he held all the power the last four long years? Appointing 3 deplorable Supes, hundreds of deplorable federal judges, several Attys General fighting for the Chief Deplorable title - and zip, zilch, nada?

If the penny hasn't dropped so far, it never will with these people. Natural lobotomies.

Don't kid yourselves. They're dangerous.

This will end in tears.

Trump will be dangerous until the day he dies.

Oh, yeah, Donnie! It will be "fun, fun, fun!" until Daddy takes the diapers away.

Call it the Falafel and Covfefe Tour.

If you would guarantee that both would drop dead unexpectedly at some point during one of the talks, I would gladly pay $500 a ticket for each talk and follow them around the country like a Dead Head following the Grateful Dead. To be there in person to see it happen would be a highlight of my life.

☝️😁

R62, dead or alive, damage is already done. We will have smarter "Trumps" coming. The floodgates have opened for every Republican loser to claim fraud.

R67- Agree. He is evil and that is what he has unleased on us. Evil.

They should entitle it: Worthless Old Whiney Has-Been Bitches!

O'Reilly in a fool and not paying attention. Has he not noted how everyone who signs on to the Trump train is ultimately ruined, called-out, caught, disgraced. And often with Trump throwing them under the bus. Bye, Bill. May be fun for a while, but the last lap for you,.

I work in a book store and am amazed every time I see yet another O'Reilly "history" book come across my desk. I think we should let his publishers know exactly what we think of them supporting a sexist, misogynistic, rape-y piece of shit who is now propping up another psychotic rapist. Here's his publisher. Pass it around. Let's get his ass cancelled...again.

I'm gonna be there, front row. Close enough to smell His glorious feces!

Here's his publishers direct contact page:

R73- Thank you. If anyone should be cancelled, it is this abusive piece of filth.

Trump will chew him up and spit his remains out. I loathe both but Trump is the ultimate evil. Billy boy is way out if his league.

Will their advance travel staff have pee pee girls booked for each city they visit together?

Will they have time beforehand to get refreshed and rid of those turkey necks? Forget about Asian-Americans, THOSE are the Chins we should blame for COVID!!

In regard to O'Reilly.. how did someone with a degree in history and a former teacher, get a high profile NATION wide tv hosting job like "inside edition" in the first place????? and then go from there?????

How does his history books, filled with misinformation, get past his publisher?

This is a perfect opportunity to fill the small audience with people willing to laugh AT Trump at all thew wrong times, not as an obvious protest, but to undermine his confidence and humiliate him. It wouldn't work at a rally, as you'd get booed and yanked out. But at a serious talk you could react honestly and devastatingly. He'd cancel the tour at once. Thin k of his facial expressions.

R80- I really love the way you think. It would also feel so good to throw his confidence off balance after what he has done to us. I wonder if he still has paid goons to beat people up for him, or has he lost all of that now. I would pay anything to humiliate him.

Two blowhards. It makes me wish and asteroid strike would just smite them both out of existence.

It will be fun watching them talk over each other. Who will prevail? I hope neither of them.

[quote]Who will prevail?

Comedy writers

O'Reilly considers himself an actual journalist. Watch for him to throw softballs and lull Trump into accidentally sharing some news. I dont consider him much of a journalist but he's not Sean Hannity.

This is just another right wing money grift for two greedy assholes.

Trump is awful and o'Reilly lives up to all of those ugly stereotypes about Irish Americans and their racism rage and anger issues. And he's not the only one.

Both of them are disgusting assholes!

Two sides of the same shit dipped coin.

They are both political circuit whores.

The "Revisionist History Tour" maybe.

I wonder how much cash one would have to slip O'Reilly to send him into an onstage rant about what delusional dumbass fucks Trump and the audience are.

The "well off" deplorables will buy tickets and back the venues.

They'll make bank from this grift, they always seem to.

This scheme will end quickly. One or the other will say something that triggers the other.

I hope we get audio/video of Trump shitting himself while O'riley is standing right beside him. I want a BOR reaction gif to Dump's fecal incontinence.

Unfortunately there will not be the drama everyone is hoping for. O'Reilly is a disgraced has-been "journalist" desperate for attention. He will lick Trump's asshole inside and out for the "privilege" of touring with him. Both these colossal assholes will ride this grift on the backs of their gullible "fans" for all it is worth! Fuck them! Just FUCK THEM!

These two need to go away. The mainstream media needs to cover only DJT's crimes and prosecutions and those of his cohorts. If justice entities refuse to do that, I don't want to see or hear anything else regarding Trump.

Putting blowhard O'Reilly into the limelight again is shameful. He gets renewed media exposure, but Jeffrey Toobin, who is way less sinister, is left out to pasture.

Milo should show up in drag.

The loser tour

This is the political equivalent of Nickelback and Creed touring together.

R93, unfortunately, O'Reilly is actually doing fine because he keeps re-writing history in his stupid books. I linked to the publisher up above at R73 so we can give them shit about hiring and continuing to promote and publish this piece of shit sexpest/molestor/Trump licker.

Or Logan Paul fighting Aaron Carter, with Jake Paul taking the winner.

R98 I know O'Reilly is doing fine. He got millions when he left Fox after sexually harassing all those women. My point is he is this narcissistic asshole is desperate for attention and he knows he can get more eyes on him by touring with Mango Mussolini. That is why he'd do anything for this opportunity.

ETTD. I look forward to this happening to Billy Boy.