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Keira Knightley: I trampolined every day in my Chanel and red lipstick during lockdown for my daughters

In her latest interview, the mother of two, who reportedly pulled out of period drama The Essex Serpent over pandemic childcare concerns, also told how she kept her family’s spirits up during lockdown.

She said: “We have a trampoline in our garden, and we decided we were only allowed to wear dresses on it. I put on red lipstick every day, and every bit of Chanel that I have in my cupboard, and my daughter Edie had Chanel ribbons plaited into her hair and fairy wings.

“I thought, ‘What is the point of these lovely things sitting in the wardrobe when it feels quite apocalyptic and scary outside?’ It felt so important to be really happy for the kids.”

She has two children, Edie and Delilah, with her husband, James Righton, a musician and former member of the band Klaxons.

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by Anonymousreply 4506/09/2021

On the one hand, she's right. On the other, I kind of want to kick her in the cunt bone.

by Anonymousreply 106/07/2021

Why is The Guardian giving publicity to this skeleton-bodied woman?

by Anonymousreply 206/07/2021

Did Chanel pay her for this name drop?

by Anonymousreply 306/07/2021

If only she had spent the time instead learning how to act.

by Anonymousreply 406/07/2021

the last time i saw a pic of her, she was no longer scary skinny. I don't know if was post-baby weight though. this is a pic from last March and she actually has a fuller face.

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by Anonymousreply 506/07/2021

A fuller face, a concave face with two necessary, artfully-draped swags of brown hair to lessen its width.

by Anonymousreply 606/07/2021

Gotta hide that bulimia jaw somehow r6

by Anonymousreply 706/07/2021

She's only 35 now? So she was a teenager in Love, Actually? Now it's even creepier!

by Anonymousreply 806/07/2021

Woke Jimmy Kimmel approves

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by Anonymousreply 906/07/2021

Trampolines are so dangerous.

by Anonymousreply 1006/08/2021

☝️As is untreated bulimia.

by Anonymousreply 1106/08/2021

She must be a spokesperson for Chanel; I mean, I guess it could be worse, but she just seems insufferable

by Anonymousreply 1206/08/2021

She's a Chanel house ambassador, as is the appalling Kristen Stewart.

by Anonymousreply 1306/08/2021

She looks like she’d eat a fly with her quick lizard tongue.

by Anonymousreply 1406/08/2021

Concave face

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by Anonymousreply 1506/08/2021

If you’re a British lesbian, you’re forced to give her the nostalgia pass for BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM. It’s just an unspoken rule.

So culturally I am not able to ever bring myself to completely hate her, shameless as this silly embarrassing plug is and limited as her skills are.

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by Anonymousreply 1606/08/2021

Her husband's name is "James Right On!"


by Anonymousreply 1706/08/2021

Part of me will always admire her for never getting those tiny tits enlarged.

by Anonymousreply 1806/08/2021

We'd all trampoline, garden and walk the dog in our Chanel if the company kept giving us clothes for free.

Her point about countering the bleakness of the pandemic is good though. A number of my neighbours put up some of their Christmas lights, just a line or two round the fence or the house front, to put some cheer in the neighbourhood.

by Anonymousreply 1906/08/2021

I quite like Keira.

She’s a shit actress & only manages to be beautiful sometimes (from a certain angle when she’s not smiling) but she’s alsays struck me as reasonably grounded and authentic.

I don’t think she has an eating disorder...her legs are quite fat. She gives the appearance of being skinny because she has no tits and her face is angular.

by Anonymousreply 2006/08/2021

Aww, I like her.

by Anonymousreply 2106/08/2021

R20 I have an old friend from school shaped like Keira. Tall and skinny from a distance, and thin in the face and chest, but when you get up close she’s a slim average-height pear with thunder thighs and a wide but flat ass. She also has size 9 feet.

by Anonymousreply 2206/08/2021

These bitches keep thousands of PR grunts employed and off the dole. For that we should be grateful.

by Anonymousreply 2306/08/2021

I wish someone would give all these wealthy celebrities who want to talk about their daily lives on social media little tutorials on how not to seem so grotesquely privileged and out of touch. I think they genuinely forget after a while their middle-class fans do not keep Chanel outfits in their closets.

by Anonymousreply 2406/08/2021

Those Chanel items are already in her closet, she paid for them with her own money and might as well just throw them on and jump around on her trampoline. Are people really triggered by her statement?

by Anonymousreply 2506/08/2021

Don’t think about jumping around in my collection bitch!

by Anonymousreply 2606/08/2021

Trampolining is fine when you’re a B-cup.

by Anonymousreply 2706/08/2021

What a humblebrag. Shut the fuck up.

by Anonymousreply 2806/08/2021

I don’t know. Ever since she said she’d banned Disney films for her kids because they’re sexist I feel she takes herself too seriously. If anything she should watch them with her kids and if necessary explain to them what’s wrong with them. But banning them just seems cruel.

by Anonymousreply 2906/08/2021

The whole thing is a kind of a tone deaf "let them eat cake" kind of comment, but as others have noted, it was likely for the benefit of her Chanel overlords. I remember reading quote from her that she's the breadwinner, so she probably has to keep them happy to keep the rest of the family in that nice country house.

by Anonymousreply 3006/08/2021

Her kids will probably have fond memories of that trampoline later in their lives.

by Anonymousreply 3106/08/2021

She actually seems to raise her children and spend time with them. By a celebrity actor yardstick, that makes her Mum Of The Year every year.

by Anonymousreply 3206/08/2021

If I recall correctly, when Catherine Denueve was the face of Chanel she also did some playful tie-in trampolining.

by Anonymousreply 3306/08/2021

Even Luke Millington-Drake wouldn't have come up with that one

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by Anonymousreply 3406/08/2021

Goodie Goodie Gumdrops, Keira. Now F right the hell off, when other people had to worry about food and rent and not getting kick out of their homes or jobs.


by Anonymousreply 3506/08/2021

Did anybody see her film ‘misbehaviour’ that seems to be the way she is these days, very sjw.

by Anonymousreply 3606/08/2021

I am not sure why she has that Butter Wouldn’t Melt attitude to sex scenes as she has spent the last 20 year showing off her mosquito bites.

by Anonymousreply 3706/08/2021

This thread reminds me of this ridiculous old commercial for Pert Shampoo.

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by Anonymousreply 3806/08/2021

Several years ago, I was in London and took a walking tour of the East End. The guide pointed out Keira’s house which was about a block from a very active mosque.

by Anonymousreply 3906/08/2021

All of you saying that she can’t act: mostly this is a true statement but I loved her character in Atonement.

by Anonymousreply 4006/08/2021

R39 Oh dear!

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by Anonymousreply 4106/08/2021

[quote]And then there was the time Righton, 37, decided that the family should eat only vegetables “sourced from regenerative farms” during the UK’s second lockdown, leading to some serious tension with his spouse. “I’m not a big root-veg fan, and in these regenerative boxes we were getting — this is so middle-class, I can’t bear it — there were four celeriac,” Knightley said. “And I hate celeriac! I didn’t realize I could feel so strongly about a vegetable…”

I didn't think I could love her more than I already do.

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by Anonymousreply 4206/09/2021

[quote] spouse. “I’m not a big root-veg fan,

You’re not a big food fan, Keira

[quote]and in these regenerative boxes we were getting — this is so middle-class, I can’t bear it — there were four celeriac,” Knightley said. “And I hate celeriac! I didn’t realize I could feel so strongly about a vegetable…”

Sweetie, you’re from Richmond and trampoline in the free Chanel you receive modelling. No one is more bourgeois than you.

by Anonymousreply 4306/09/2021

Does she act anymore? She seems old and forgotten.

by Anonymousreply 4406/09/2021

She looks like she put on some weight in that photo, and it suits her. She can douse herself with all the Chanel she likes but yes, it's a tad insensitive. For those who don't live in a world where maids are forced to sign documents keeping mum about whatever they see in your mansion. None of these overrated nonsensical celebrities live in the real world, so whatever flies out of their mouth is basically to advertise themselves or products they are paid to endorse.

by Anonymousreply 4506/09/2021
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