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Happy Birthday Paul Lynde Wherever You Are

Bit early but never the less..... PL was born 13 June 1926..

Some tidbits from everyone's favorite Center Square....

Q: “What unusual thing do you do, if you have something called ‘the gift of tongues’?”

Lynde: “I wouldn’t tell the grand jury; why should I tell you?”

Q: “The great writer George Bernard Shaw once wrote, ‘It’s such a wonderful thing, what a crime to waste it on children.’ What is it?”

Lynde: “A whipping.”

Q: “Paul, any good boat enthusiast should know that when a man falls out of your boat and into the water, you should yell ‘Man overboard!’ Now what should you yell if a woman falls overboard?”

Lynde: “Full speed ahead!”

Love or hate him, there never will be another like Paul Lynde

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