Bizarre photo of Allison Janney and Elliott Page

Jesus Christ! I know she’s wearing hills, but Elliot looks like a little person.

Family Guy reference

Her name is Ellen. She is a woman and a lesbian. Refer to her as such.

A Mutt and Jeff remake! Gone trans and woke!

Are we retconning old photos now?

Page is 5'1", Janney is 6' plus heels. But there's also a photographic trick at work here, called foreshortening - Janney is a lot closer to the camera than Page is, which exaggerates the difference in size.

Page already transitioned back, that was short lived.

Is Janney a man? Very masculine looking.

Is that photo from after it started pretending it was a man?

Criticizing this photo is LITERAL VIOLENCE!!!

The picture is at least 5 years old.

Allison and Ellen both stared in Juno, where SHE played a pregnant girl.

Dorothy and Sophia, the lesbian edition.

To complete the set

Janney's height was referenced several times in "The West Wing."

It’s one of those forced perspective photos right?

Allison is serving some Mary Woronov vibe here.

R7, the burden of proof is on you.

Read the SHORT thread R16, lazy ass.

This photo makes me wonder about dick size.

I mean Janney's.

Definitely a bit of a camera trick there.

Allison and Kristin Chenoweth

Thank you for the validation, r21.

Those two should remake "Clifford" with a hologram of Grodin.

Her name is Ellen

"Janney has never been married and has no children, of which she said: "I’ve never had that instinct to have kids, I’m at peace with it". She was romantically involved with computer programmer Dennis Gagomiros. The couple began dating in 1994, and were interested in getting married but ended their relationship after seven years together in 2001. In 2002, she met actor Richard Jenik (her co-star in Our Very Own). The couple got engaged in 2004 but broke up two years later in 2006. In 2012, Janney met production manager Philip Joncas. The two met on the set of The Way, Way Back and began dating soon after. The couple dated for five years before ending their relationship in 2017."

The sexual heat generated between Janney and Ellen has been melting televisions for 14 years

[quote] Those two should remake "Clifford" with a hologram of Grodin.

I think I was one of about five people to actually see that in theaters. My dad and I saw it in Myrtle Beach. There was barely anyone there.

R28 that makes two of us!

We used to go see some random ass movies back in our high school days, I think just out of boredom.

5’1” is not unusual for a female body.

I looked it up and Janney is 6 feet tall. That's not THAT tall.

It's very tall for a woman. The average American woman is just under 5'4", so Page is actually closer to average height than Janney is.

R8 Allison is intersex. And bald.

Actually, that's Ellen Page. Even if you want to "respect" pronouns, gender identity and all that claptrap, you still have to acknowledge that this photo is from when the person in it was calling herself a woman by the name of Ellen.

That said, Ellen Page was already a tiny woman. Imagine how ridiculously tiny the so-called Elliot Page must be as a so-called man.

Ellen is also wearing heels.

Janney's feet are practically the length as Page's calves.

Janney is a moose.

They could easily be cast in a remake of Fantasy Island. One of the storylines could even involve Ellen (as Tattoo) having her own fantasy fulfilled of becoming a man.

Allison is NOT bald, but she let her hair go gray quite some time ago. She's been wearing a wig for eons - she said at least since the beginning of Mom.

I would guess that perhaps Allison has done the lez lez a few times in her life.

we LOVE it

6' vs 5' 1" and you know Elliott is likely shorter. Add in heels and it looks like a sideshow joke.

Here's the other "Family Guy" joke involving Allison Janney

R39, Allison looks really good with her hair natural!

Isn't that a picture of Ellen Page and Allison Janney?

I don't care what the silly rules of so-called "deadnaming" are. If the picture is pre-transition, it should bear the name of the person in the picture.

So, did like Getty Images have to go back and reenter all new information for Page’s images?

R45 How the fuck is someone supposed to know if that was an old photo of her before she transitioned?!

Because it's from the premiere of the movie Tallulah which was released in 2016 R47

Because she now wears a baseball cap and has chopped her boobs off, 47. This apparently makes her a man.

[quote] Janney is a moose.

Ingrid Bergman is a horse

It actually isn’t foreshortening or a camera trick — it’s photoshop. There are people who photoshop photos of tall women to exaggerate their height. I think it’s some kind of fetish.

What I notice is that Page is wearing pants. I thought she was only allowed to wear pants after transitioning?

Between this thread and the Lanky Celebrities one Miss Janney is having A Moment.

What I notice is that R52 is a horse's ass.

They’re both hung now.

R32, what is this...1939? There's no way the average height for women these days is 5' 4". Statistics like those are based on self-reported data, not someone else checking one's height.

My guess is closer to 5' 6".

[quote]Because she now wears a baseball cap and has chopped her boobs off, 47. This apparently makes her a man.

The chopping off is surely an urban legend - there was nothing there before.

Don't see any oppressive feminine attire on Page either, so what was she/he blabbing on about to Oprah? Liar, pants on fire

That pic reminds me of this photo of Eva Longoria with Brenda Strong. Longoria could eat Strong's snatch standing up.

Ellen could probably fit her entire head in Allison Janney's snatch.

[quote]What I notice is that Page is wearing pants. I thought she was only allowed to wear pants after transitioning?

Putting on pants is a step toward becoming a man.

Allison Tranny.

R2 is immediately what I thought of.

Everyone seems to tower over him.

Page looks ready to motorboat Janney.

I was pretty shocked to hear Elliot's voice during the Oscars. Must be taking some hormones.

Representing the lollipop guild

What is going on with Allison's cankles in that photo?

They stared hard, they did.

I knew Page was small, but you could drive an eighteen-wheeler through that thigh gap.