I had no idea that Allison Janney was that big and Elliott Page was so fucking tiny. Wow!
Bizarre photo of Allison Janney and Elliott Page
|by Anonymous||reply 62||Last Wednesday at 10:56 AM|
Jesus Christ! I know she’s wearing hills, but Elliot looks like a little person.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||06/06/2021|
Family Guy reference
|by Anonymous||reply 2||06/06/2021|
Her name is Ellen. She is a woman and a lesbian. Refer to her as such.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||06/06/2021|
A Mutt and Jeff remake! Gone trans and woke!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||06/06/2021|
Are we retconning old photos now?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||06/06/2021|
Page is 5'1", Janney is 6' plus heels. But there's also a photographic trick at work here, called foreshortening - Janney is a lot closer to the camera than Page is, which exaggerates the difference in size.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||06/06/2021|
Page already transitioned back, that was short lived.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||06/06/2021|
Is Janney a man? Very masculine looking.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||06/06/2021|
Is that photo from after it started pretending it was a man?
|by Anonymous||reply 9||06/06/2021|
Criticizing this photo is LITERAL VIOLENCE!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||06/06/2021|
The picture is at least 5 years old.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||06/06/2021|
Allison and Ellen both stared in Juno, where SHE played a pregnant girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||06/06/2021|
Dorothy and Sophia, the lesbian edition.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||06/06/2021|
To complete the set
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/06/2021|
Janney's height was referenced several times in "The West Wing."
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/06/2021|
It’s one of those forced perspective photos right?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||06/06/2021|
Allison is serving some Mary Woronov vibe here.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||06/06/2021|
R7, the burden of proof is on you.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||06/06/2021|
Read the SHORT thread R16, lazy ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||06/06/2021|
This photo makes me wonder about dick size.
I mean Janney's.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||06/06/2021|
Definitely a bit of a camera trick there.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/06/2021|
Allison and Kristin Chenoweth
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/06/2021|
Thank you for the validation, r21.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||06/06/2021|
Those two should remake "Clifford" with a hologram of Grodin.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||06/06/2021|
Her name is Ellen
|by Anonymous||reply 25||06/06/2021|
"Janney has never been married and has no children, of which she said: "I’ve never had that instinct to have kids, I’m at peace with it". She was romantically involved with computer programmer Dennis Gagomiros. The couple began dating in 1994, and were interested in getting married but ended their relationship after seven years together in 2001. In 2002, she met actor Richard Jenik (her co-star in Our Very Own). The couple got engaged in 2004 but broke up two years later in 2006. In 2012, Janney met production manager Philip Joncas. The two met on the set of The Way, Way Back and began dating soon after. The couple dated for five years before ending their relationship in 2017."
|by Anonymous||reply 26||06/06/2021|
The sexual heat generated between Janney and Ellen has been melting televisions for 14 years
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/06/2021|
[quote] Those two should remake "Clifford" with a hologram of Grodin.
I think I was one of about five people to actually see that in theaters. My dad and I saw it in Myrtle Beach. There was barely anyone there.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||06/06/2021|
R28 that makes two of us!
We used to go see some random ass movies back in our high school days, I think just out of boredom.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||06/06/2021|
5’1” is not unusual for a female body.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||06/06/2021|
I looked it up and Janney is 6 feet tall. That's not THAT tall.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||06/06/2021|
It's very tall for a woman. The average American woman is just under 5'4", so Page is actually closer to average height than Janney is.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||Last Monday at 12:20 AM|
R8 Allison is intersex. And bald.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||Last Monday at 1:00 AM|
Actually, that's Ellen Page. Even if you want to "respect" pronouns, gender identity and all that claptrap, you still have to acknowledge that this photo is from when the person in it was calling herself a woman by the name of Ellen.
That said, Ellen Page was already a tiny woman. Imagine how ridiculously tiny the so-called Elliot Page must be as a so-called man.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||Last Monday at 1:05 AM|
Ellen is also wearing heels.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||Last Monday at 1:07 AM|
Janney's feet are practically the length as Page's calves.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||Last Monday at 6:32 AM|
Janney is a moose.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||Last Monday at 10:25 AM|
They could easily be cast in a remake of Fantasy Island. One of the storylines could even involve Ellen (as Tattoo) having her own fantasy fulfilled of becoming a man.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||Last Monday at 10:32 AM|
Allison is NOT bald, but she let her hair go gray quite some time ago. She's been wearing a wig for eons - she said at least since the beginning of Mom.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||Last Monday at 10:37 AM|
I would guess that perhaps Allison has done the lez lez a few times in her life.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||Last Monday at 10:42 AM|
we LOVE it
|by Anonymous||reply 41||Last Monday at 10:42 AM|
6' vs 5' 1" and you know Elliott is likely shorter. Add in heels and it looks like a sideshow joke.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||Last Monday at 10:45 AM|
Here's the other "Family Guy" joke involving Allison Janney
|by Anonymous||reply 43||Last Monday at 11:29 AM|
R39, Allison looks really good with her hair natural!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||Last Monday at 11:31 AM|
Isn't that a picture of Ellen Page and Allison Janney?
I don't care what the silly rules of so-called "deadnaming" are. If the picture is pre-transition, it should bear the name of the person in the picture.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||Last Monday at 11:47 AM|
So, did like Getty Images have to go back and reenter all new information for Page’s images?
|by Anonymous||reply 46||Last Monday at 12:01 PM|
R45 How the fuck is someone supposed to know if that was an old photo of her before she transitioned?!
|by Anonymous||reply 47||Last Monday at 3:20 PM|
Because it's from the premiere of the movie Tallulah which was released in 2016 R47
|by Anonymous||reply 48||Last Monday at 3:25 PM|
Because she now wears a baseball cap and has chopped her boobs off, 47. This apparently makes her a man.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||Last Monday at 3:26 PM|
[quote] Janney is a moose.
Ingrid Bergman is a horse
|by Anonymous||reply 50||Last Monday at 3:31 PM|
It actually isn’t foreshortening or a camera trick — it’s photoshop. There are people who photoshop photos of tall women to exaggerate their height. I think it’s some kind of fetish.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||Last Monday at 3:42 PM|
What I notice is that Page is wearing pants. I thought she was only allowed to wear pants after transitioning?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||Last Monday at 4:02 PM|
Between this thread and the Lanky Celebrities one Miss Janney is having A Moment.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||Last Tuesday at 5:21 AM|
What I notice is that R52 is a horse's ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||Last Tuesday at 11:20 AM|
They’re both hung now.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||Last Tuesday at 11:33 AM|
R32, what is this...1939? There's no way the average height for women these days is 5' 4". Statistics like those are based on self-reported data, not someone else checking one's height.
My guess is closer to 5' 6".
|by Anonymous||reply 56||Last Tuesday at 1:26 PM|
[quote]Because she now wears a baseball cap and has chopped her boobs off, 47. This apparently makes her a man.
The chopping off is surely an urban legend - there was nothing there before.
Don't see any oppressive feminine attire on Page either, so what was she/he blabbing on about to Oprah? Liar, pants on fire
|by Anonymous||reply 57||Last Tuesday at 1:47 PM|
That pic reminds me of this photo of Eva Longoria with Brenda Strong. Longoria could eat Strong's snatch standing up.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||Last Tuesday at 1:56 PM|
Ellen could probably fit her entire head in Allison Janney's snatch.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||Last Tuesday at 2:20 PM|
[quote]What I notice is that Page is wearing pants. I thought she was only allowed to wear pants after transitioning?
Putting on pants is a step toward becoming a man.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||Last Tuesday at 2:37 PM|
|by Anonymous||reply 61||Last Wednesday at 10:50 AM|
R2 is immediately what I thought of.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||Last Wednesday at 10:56 AM|