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Bizarre photo of Allison Janney and Elliott Page

I had no idea that Allison Janney was that big and Elliott Page was so fucking tiny. Wow!

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by Anonymousreply 62Last Wednesday at 10:56 AM

Jesus Christ! I know she’s wearing hills, but Elliot looks like a little person.

by Anonymousreply 106/06/2021

Family Guy reference

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by Anonymousreply 206/06/2021

Her name is Ellen. She is a woman and a lesbian. Refer to her as such.

by Anonymousreply 306/06/2021

A Mutt and Jeff remake! Gone trans and woke!

by Anonymousreply 406/06/2021

Are we retconning old photos now?

by Anonymousreply 506/06/2021

Page is 5'1", Janney is 6' plus heels. But there's also a photographic trick at work here, called foreshortening - Janney is a lot closer to the camera than Page is, which exaggerates the difference in size.

by Anonymousreply 606/06/2021

Page already transitioned back, that was short lived.

by Anonymousreply 706/06/2021

Is Janney a man? Very masculine looking.

by Anonymousreply 806/06/2021

Is that photo from after it started pretending it was a man?

by Anonymousreply 906/06/2021

Criticizing this photo is LITERAL VIOLENCE!!!

by Anonymousreply 1006/06/2021

The picture is at least 5 years old.

by Anonymousreply 1106/06/2021

Allison and Ellen both stared in Juno, where SHE played a pregnant girl.

by Anonymousreply 1206/06/2021

Dorothy and Sophia, the lesbian edition.

by Anonymousreply 1306/06/2021

To complete the set

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by Anonymousreply 1406/06/2021

Janney's height was referenced several times in "The West Wing."

by Anonymousreply 1506/06/2021

It’s one of those forced perspective photos right?

by Anonymousreply 1606/06/2021

Allison is serving some Mary Woronov vibe here.

by Anonymousreply 1706/06/2021

R7, the burden of proof is on you.

by Anonymousreply 1806/06/2021

Read the SHORT thread R16, lazy ass.

by Anonymousreply 1906/06/2021

This photo makes me wonder about dick size.

I mean Janney's.

by Anonymousreply 2006/06/2021

Definitely a bit of a camera trick there.

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by Anonymousreply 2106/06/2021

Allison and Kristin Chenoweth

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by Anonymousreply 2206/06/2021

Thank you for the validation, r21.

by Anonymousreply 2306/06/2021

Those two should remake "Clifford" with a hologram of Grodin.

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by Anonymousreply 2406/06/2021

Her name is Ellen

by Anonymousreply 2506/06/2021

"Janney has never been married and has no children, of which she said: "I’ve never had that instinct to have kids, I’m at peace with it". She was romantically involved with computer programmer Dennis Gagomiros. The couple began dating in 1994, and were interested in getting married but ended their relationship after seven years together in 2001. In 2002, she met actor Richard Jenik (her co-star in Our Very Own). The couple got engaged in 2004 but broke up two years later in 2006. In 2012, Janney met production manager Philip Joncas. The two met on the set of The Way, Way Back and began dating soon after. The couple dated for five years before ending their relationship in 2017."

by Anonymousreply 2606/06/2021

The sexual heat generated between Janney and Ellen has been melting televisions for 14 years

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by Anonymousreply 2706/06/2021

[quote] Those two should remake "Clifford" with a hologram of Grodin.

I think I was one of about five people to actually see that in theaters. My dad and I saw it in Myrtle Beach. There was barely anyone there.

by Anonymousreply 2806/06/2021

R28 that makes two of us!

We used to go see some random ass movies back in our high school days, I think just out of boredom.

by Anonymousreply 2906/06/2021

5’1” is not unusual for a female body.

by Anonymousreply 3006/06/2021

I looked it up and Janney is 6 feet tall. That's not THAT tall.

by Anonymousreply 3106/06/2021

It's very tall for a woman. The average American woman is just under 5'4", so Page is actually closer to average height than Janney is.

by Anonymousreply 32Last Monday at 12:20 AM

R8 Allison is intersex. And bald.

by Anonymousreply 33Last Monday at 1:00 AM

Actually, that's Ellen Page. Even if you want to "respect" pronouns, gender identity and all that claptrap, you still have to acknowledge that this photo is from when the person in it was calling herself a woman by the name of Ellen.

That said, Ellen Page was already a tiny woman. Imagine how ridiculously tiny the so-called Elliot Page must be as a so-called man.

by Anonymousreply 34Last Monday at 1:05 AM

Ellen is also wearing heels.

by Anonymousreply 35Last Monday at 1:07 AM

Janney's feet are practically the length as Page's calves.

by Anonymousreply 36Last Monday at 6:32 AM

Janney is a moose.

by Anonymousreply 37Last Monday at 10:25 AM

They could easily be cast in a remake of Fantasy Island. One of the storylines could even involve Ellen (as Tattoo) having her own fantasy fulfilled of becoming a man.

by Anonymousreply 38Last Monday at 10:32 AM

Allison is NOT bald, but she let her hair go gray quite some time ago. She's been wearing a wig for eons - she said at least since the beginning of Mom.

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by Anonymousreply 39Last Monday at 10:37 AM

I would guess that perhaps Allison has done the lez lez a few times in her life.

by Anonymousreply 40Last Monday at 10:42 AM

we LOVE it

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by Anonymousreply 41Last Monday at 10:42 AM

6' vs 5' 1" and you know Elliott is likely shorter. Add in heels and it looks like a sideshow joke.

by Anonymousreply 42Last Monday at 10:45 AM

Here's the other "Family Guy" joke involving Allison Janney

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by Anonymousreply 43Last Monday at 11:29 AM

R39, Allison looks really good with her hair natural!

by Anonymousreply 44Last Monday at 11:31 AM

Isn't that a picture of Ellen Page and Allison Janney?

I don't care what the silly rules of so-called "deadnaming" are. If the picture is pre-transition, it should bear the name of the person in the picture.

by Anonymousreply 45Last Monday at 11:47 AM

So, did like Getty Images have to go back and reenter all new information for Page’s images?

by Anonymousreply 46Last Monday at 12:01 PM

R45 How the fuck is someone supposed to know if that was an old photo of her before she transitioned?!

by Anonymousreply 47Last Monday at 3:20 PM

Because it's from the premiere of the movie Tallulah which was released in 2016 R47

by Anonymousreply 48Last Monday at 3:25 PM

Because she now wears a baseball cap and has chopped her boobs off, 47. This apparently makes her a man.

by Anonymousreply 49Last Monday at 3:26 PM

[quote] Janney is a moose.

Ingrid Bergman is a horse

by Anonymousreply 50Last Monday at 3:31 PM

It actually isn’t foreshortening or a camera trick — it’s photoshop. There are people who photoshop photos of tall women to exaggerate their height. I think it’s some kind of fetish.

by Anonymousreply 51Last Monday at 3:42 PM

What I notice is that Page is wearing pants. I thought she was only allowed to wear pants after transitioning?

by Anonymousreply 52Last Monday at 4:02 PM

Between this thread and the Lanky Celebrities one Miss Janney is having A Moment.

by Anonymousreply 53Last Tuesday at 5:21 AM

What I notice is that R52 is a horse's ass.

by Anonymousreply 54Last Tuesday at 11:20 AM

They’re both hung now.

by Anonymousreply 55Last Tuesday at 11:33 AM

R32, what is this...1939? There's no way the average height for women these days is 5' 4". Statistics like those are based on self-reported data, not someone else checking one's height.

My guess is closer to 5' 6".

by Anonymousreply 56Last Tuesday at 1:26 PM

[quote]Because she now wears a baseball cap and has chopped her boobs off, 47. This apparently makes her a man.

The chopping off is surely an urban legend - there was nothing there before.

Don't see any oppressive feminine attire on Page either, so what was she/he blabbing on about to Oprah? Liar, pants on fire

by Anonymousreply 57Last Tuesday at 1:47 PM

That pic reminds me of this photo of Eva Longoria with Brenda Strong. Longoria could eat Strong's snatch standing up.

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by Anonymousreply 58Last Tuesday at 1:56 PM

Ellen could probably fit her entire head in Allison Janney's snatch.

by Anonymousreply 59Last Tuesday at 2:20 PM

[quote]What I notice is that Page is wearing pants. I thought she was only allowed to wear pants after transitioning?

Putting on pants is a step toward becoming a man.

by Anonymousreply 60Last Tuesday at 2:37 PM

Allison Tranny.

by Anonymousreply 61Last Wednesday at 10:50 AM

R2 is immediately what I thought of.

by Anonymousreply 62Last Wednesday at 10:56 AM
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