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Can you trust man with a mustache?

Give examples, yeap or nope.

by Anonymousreply 2706/10/2021

Don't like them.

by Anonymousreply 106/03/2021

Well, I'm very honest and trustworthy, and I have a mustache.

You asked. It's true.

by Anonymousreply 206/03/2021

Liar.

by Anonymousreply 306/03/2021

Hate them. They are creepy. Like bowties.

by Anonymousreply 406/03/2021

R3

I was laughing so hard that when I tried to W/W you, I hit ff, too. I don't know how I can undo it.

I'm so sorry.

But I really am honest and have hair above my lip.

by Anonymousreply 506/03/2021

I love that it makes a man look distrustworthy, like, this handsome guy might actually rape me. . . .

by Anonymousreply 606/03/2021

Yes. My husband has one and he looks so much better WITH it than without. His upper lip needs one. It tickles and in a good way.

by Anonymousreply 706/03/2021

No. Example? Hitler.

by Anonymousreply 806/03/2021

[quote]Well, I'm very honest and trustworthy,

Aren't you modest.

by Anonymousreply 906/03/2021

Of course you can!

by Anonymousreply 1006/03/2021

If a man has a mustache it means he's a dominant daddy top who can fix stuff, likes sports, and tinkers with cars.

Or at least that's what I thought when I first came out...

by Anonymousreply 1106/03/2021

Well, Eddie Haskell had one after he changed professions. My mother didn’t trust Eddie, and neither do I!

by Anonymousreply 1206/03/2021

Except for the upthread-mentioned Hitler type, or those thin Zorro-type 'staches, I trust that it means they're hung like a firehose and deliciously dominant tops in bed.

by Anonymousreply 1306/03/2021

I don’t trust men with a pencil moustache. I always suspect that they have pencil dicks and use one to dial the phone.

by Anonymousreply 1406/03/2021

You tell me.

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by Anonymousreply 1506/04/2021

I don’t trust a man with a beard.

by Anonymousreply 1606/04/2021

I don't trust men with blue eyes.

by Anonymousreply 1706/04/2021

Mais bon, of course you can

by Anonymousreply 1806/04/2021

No, I don’t trust them; they sometimes camouflage nose hair with the mustache “well, that’s where it starts.” No, it doesn’t.

They often neglect the length to where it’s dipping into their mouths and they’re grabbing it with their teeth. Eating hair is a sign of psychotic behavior. And libertarianism.

Also, it frequently doesn’t match the head hair, so you’re always wondering if they’re dying one and forgetting the other.

Plus, you wonder how many cookies they’re sniffing when there’s a hair turd covering their upper lip.

Oh, and how trustworthy is a shit magnet due to poop spume. They’re scientifically documented to be full of poop - and yet men wear them.

I will say, a mustache paired with twoday growth on the chin creates the most delightful feeling on my taint.

by Anonymousreply 1906/04/2021

I killed Hitler and then Bigfoot, of course you can trust me.

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by Anonymousreply 2006/04/2021

What weakness in a man's face could a mustache help with? I'm curious why some men opt for this dastardly and absurd facial appurtenance.

by Anonymousreply 2106/09/2021

It depends, I get weak-kneed for a 70s porn mustache, aka Tom Selleck...

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by Anonymousreply 2206/10/2021

I’ve never kissed a man with a moustache or any facial hair, really. I imagine a moustache smells like their recent meals.

by Anonymousreply 2306/10/2021

A perfect hipster handlebar mustache can be quite intriguing...

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by Anonymousreply 2406/10/2021

I shaved my mustache once. My partner looked over the top of the novel he was reading and said "Grow it back." The next morning at work, an elder black woman looked at me and said "Chicken lips. Grow it back." I did indeed look like Truman Capote without it and have never shaved it since.

by Anonymousreply 2506/10/2021

Lest the above sounded racist, she was an elder black woman whom we all loved and respected, in no small part due to her often blunt honesty. When she said "Grow it back" I did so immediately. Loved her.

by Anonymousreply 2606/10/2021

Sometimes. Theodore Roosevelt, Wilford Brimley, Alex Trebek seemed trustworthy.

by Anonymousreply 2706/10/2021
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