Give examples, yeap or nope.
Can you trust man with a mustache?
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/10/2021|
Don't like them.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||06/03/2021|
Well, I'm very honest and trustworthy, and I have a mustache.
You asked. It's true.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||06/03/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 3||06/03/2021|
Hate them. They are creepy. Like bowties.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||06/03/2021|
I was laughing so hard that when I tried to W/W you, I hit ff, too. I don't know how I can undo it.
I'm so sorry.
But I really am honest and have hair above my lip.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||06/03/2021|
I love that it makes a man look distrustworthy, like, this handsome guy might actually rape me. . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 6||06/03/2021|
Yes. My husband has one and he looks so much better WITH it than without. His upper lip needs one. It tickles and in a good way.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||06/03/2021|
No. Example? Hitler.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||06/03/2021|
[quote]Well, I'm very honest and trustworthy,
Aren't you modest.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||06/03/2021|
Of course you can!
|by Anonymous||reply 10||06/03/2021|
If a man has a mustache it means he's a dominant daddy top who can fix stuff, likes sports, and tinkers with cars.
Or at least that's what I thought when I first came out...
|by Anonymous||reply 11||06/03/2021|
Well, Eddie Haskell had one after he changed professions. My mother didn’t trust Eddie, and neither do I!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||06/03/2021|
Except for the upthread-mentioned Hitler type, or those thin Zorro-type 'staches, I trust that it means they're hung like a firehose and deliciously dominant tops in bed.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||06/03/2021|
I don’t trust men with a pencil moustache. I always suspect that they have pencil dicks and use one to dial the phone.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/03/2021|
You tell me.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/04/2021|
I don’t trust a man with a beard.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||06/04/2021|
I don't trust men with blue eyes.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||06/04/2021|
Mais bon, of course you can
|by Anonymous||reply 18||06/04/2021|
No, I don’t trust them; they sometimes camouflage nose hair with the mustache “well, that’s where it starts.” No, it doesn’t.
They often neglect the length to where it’s dipping into their mouths and they’re grabbing it with their teeth. Eating hair is a sign of psychotic behavior. And libertarianism.
Also, it frequently doesn’t match the head hair, so you’re always wondering if they’re dying one and forgetting the other.
Plus, you wonder how many cookies they’re sniffing when there’s a hair turd covering their upper lip.
Oh, and how trustworthy is a shit magnet due to poop spume. They’re scientifically documented to be full of poop - and yet men wear them.
I will say, a mustache paired with twoday growth on the chin creates the most delightful feeling on my taint.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||06/04/2021|
I killed Hitler and then Bigfoot, of course you can trust me.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||06/04/2021|
What weakness in a man's face could a mustache help with? I'm curious why some men opt for this dastardly and absurd facial appurtenance.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/09/2021|
It depends, I get weak-kneed for a 70s porn mustache, aka Tom Selleck...
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/10/2021|
I’ve never kissed a man with a moustache or any facial hair, really. I imagine a moustache smells like their recent meals.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||06/10/2021|
A perfect hipster handlebar mustache can be quite intriguing...
|by Anonymous||reply 24||06/10/2021|
I shaved my mustache once. My partner looked over the top of the novel he was reading and said "Grow it back." The next morning at work, an elder black woman looked at me and said "Chicken lips. Grow it back." I did indeed look like Truman Capote without it and have never shaved it since.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||06/10/2021|
Lest the above sounded racist, she was an elder black woman whom we all loved and respected, in no small part due to her often blunt honesty. When she said "Grow it back" I did so immediately. Loved her.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||06/10/2021|
Sometimes. Theodore Roosevelt, Wilford Brimley, Alex Trebek seemed trustworthy.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/10/2021|