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Remember when Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel were dating and she made that Fucking Matt Damon video, so he made a response video called Fucking Ben Affleck?
The one with Ben has a lot of stars and is bigger but hers is funnier. But all these celebs are good sports for doing this lol b
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 3, 2021 9:49 PM |
Matt also bought a fucking zoo.
| by Anonymous | reply 2 | June 3, 2021 3:05 AM |
The best part of the Ben one was Josh Groban. That was just genius. Brad Pitt agreed to do this? They must be friends.
RIP Robin.
| by Anonymous | reply 3 | June 3, 2021 3:09 AM |
I’d rather fuck Ben than Matt
| by Anonymous | reply 4 | June 3, 2021 3:22 AM |
Why, R4?
| by Anonymous | reply 5 | June 3, 2021 3:26 AM |
Always found him more attractive r5
| by Anonymous | reply 6 | June 3, 2021 3:28 AM |
Well for one thing, Matt’s hair wouldn’t fall off of his head, R5
| by Anonymous | reply 7 | June 3, 2021 3:33 AM |
The Fucking Ben Affleck one was a parody of "We Are the World" in some ways. I agree that Josh Groban was the hilarious icing on the cake. The only thing I didn't like was that they femmed up the acting "because that's how gays are."
| by Anonymous | reply 9 | June 3, 2021 4:06 PM |
R9 well it’s what most straight people assume gay men are like
| by Anonymous | reply 10 | June 3, 2021 4:25 PM |
It's like the Homer Simpson addage, "I like my homosexuals FLAMING!" Straights can't handle masculine gay men...it out of their comfort zone.
| by Anonymous | reply 11 | June 3, 2021 4:41 PM |
While out in Utah at the Sundance Festival, filming for his series Project Greenlight, Ben Affleck took a short break from shooting to crash in his room for a bit. Ben didn't unclip his mic before he left however, which soon became clear to the sound technician.
The sound of kissing was what first made him realise Affleck's mic was still on, before he heard a voice cooing "You wanna get busy, baby? You wanna get busy?"
But it was Ben's reply that had the mild-mannered technician slamming every mute button he could find.
"Are you sure you're feeling better? I don't want to get shit on me again..."
| by Anonymous | reply 12 | June 3, 2021 9:34 PM |
Sarah Silverman is insufferable.
| by Anonymous | reply 13 | June 3, 2021 9:42 PM |
R13 = Mrs. Jimmy Kimmel
| by Anonymous | reply 14 | June 3, 2021 9:44 PM |
I always liked Sarah. She’s one of the few female comedians I find to be genuinely funny
| by Anonymous | reply 15 | June 3, 2021 9:49 PM |
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