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Does Turkey really ban Bottoms from Military Service?

And subject recruits to rectal exams to weed out bottoms?

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by Anonymousreply 34June 28, 2021 3:23 AM

Turkey meatballs all around!

by Anonymousreply 1June 3, 2021 2:20 AM

I will gladly off my hole for exit hole relations to keep that Twink's hole unsullied and tight.

by Anonymousreply 2June 3, 2021 2:23 AM

So the obvious thing to do here would be to post gaping/destroyed holes on this thread, yes?

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by Anonymousreply 3June 3, 2021 2:26 AM

As a bottom who prefers TOPS only, I'd have to agree with this policy.

And they can't be "Oral Tops" or "VERS" or any bullshit like that.

They MUST be STRICT tops, or it's a no-go.

And they can't suck dick, either. That's my job and my job only.

And I don't want to get sucked, either!

by Anonymousreply 4June 3, 2021 2:26 AM

I loved his phrase "exit hole relations".

by Anonymousreply 5June 3, 2021 2:48 AM

Letting bottoms into the army is hardly a good idea.

by Anonymousreply 6June 3, 2021 2:55 AM

FACTS:

The Turkish Army (as in Turkish military) bans homosexuals from service. But that means gay men have to prove they're gay. They are asked about sports, wearing women's clothes or women's perfumes, and photos of them in drag or other photographic proof. That means not only photos of your having gay sex, face exposed, but that you must be bottoming. You get a pink certificate and that can keep you from being hired. You lie about being gay and get militarized for a lunatic dictator, or you provide a possible fundy government in the future worse than Erdogan's with physical evidence of your being someone their cult can condemn to death. Not to mention good old Ankara blackmail.

SO please don't use TikTok as your fucking news source.

PS Rectal tests were eliminated over 25 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 7June 3, 2021 3:07 AM

R7 - oh, that's too bad, I was thinking of moving to Turkey and offering to become a Rectal Technician!

by Anonymousreply 8June 3, 2021 3:08 AM

How can they tell if you've had EHR?

by Anonymousreply 9June 3, 2021 3:37 AM

If the door doesn't shut all the way, you've had exit hole relations.

by Anonymousreply 10June 3, 2021 3:40 AM

Bottoms can still ride the Midnight Express.

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by Anonymousreply 11June 3, 2021 3:45 AM

Paul Carrigan has had exit hole relations hundreds of times and his asshole always looks fresh as a daisy and on the verge of average healthy sized shit piles

by Anonymousreply 12June 3, 2021 3:45 AM

What if you just use enemas a lot?

by Anonymousreply 13June 3, 2021 11:35 AM

Miss R4 has stated her bottom boundaries!!!!

by Anonymousreply 14June 3, 2021 4:06 PM

Bottoms are all horny sluts!

Turkey is smart to ban them from the military.

Instead of fighting the enemy, they'll be wondering how big his cock is, and if he would let them suck him off!

by Anonymousreply 15June 3, 2021 4:08 PM

Bottoms would be bogged down shopping for cute little military outfits like this, and constantly asking "does this make my ass look fat?"

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by Anonymousreply 16June 3, 2021 4:11 PM

Only manly men in military. Total tops only

by Anonymousreply 17June 3, 2021 4:13 PM

I can't think of any reason for a bottom to join an army - no opportunities for selfies, an unflattering uniform, no flip flops, too many loud bangs (and not the good kind).

by Anonymousreply 18June 3, 2021 4:18 PM

You add one bottom to a mix of guys, and suddenly no one's interested in the mission.

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by Anonymousreply 19June 3, 2021 7:11 PM

TURKS? If they did that their army really would be “an Army of One.”

by Anonymousreply 20June 3, 2021 7:16 PM

I want to be the Turkish asshole military inspector who receives bribes for official TOP status

by Anonymousreply 21June 3, 2021 7:21 PM

Turkey really doesn't like gays:

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by Anonymousreply 22June 27, 2021 6:31 PM

The last thing you give a bottom is a gun.

by Anonymousreply 23June 27, 2021 6:32 PM

[quote]Does Turkey really ban Bottoms from Military Service?

So, that means they've constructively banned gays from military service.

by Anonymousreply 24June 27, 2021 6:36 PM

I would like someone with knowledge to actually answer R9's question seriously. What do they look for in a rectal exam to see if it's been fucked? If it was right afterwards and there was fresh semen, ok, but what can they examine other than that?

by Anonymousreply 25June 27, 2021 6:57 PM

Turkey won't allow uncut men in military service.

by Anonymousreply 26June 27, 2021 7:01 PM

So where will the military tops find a hole now?

by Anonymousreply 27June 27, 2021 7:04 PM

If we'd had that policy, it would've have prevented the Senatrice from ever having a military career.

by Anonymousreply 28June 27, 2021 7:16 PM

Mitch McConnell was drummed out of the American military for being a queen.

Court martialed for sodomy.

Why doesn't anyone ever bring this up in Congress?

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by Anonymousreply 29June 27, 2021 7:33 PM

“Mitch McConnell was drummed out of the American military for being a queen.”

His nickname was TurtleNeck.

by Anonymousreply 30June 27, 2021 10:54 PM

No, but first they have to go to Booty Camp.

by Anonymousreply 31June 27, 2021 10:57 PM

I never even tried to sign up!

by Anonymousreply 32June 27, 2021 11:00 PM

Muslim countries are not only full of gays, but all male behavior is cozier and more gay-like than in the west.

I think this is all Koran-driven.

by Anonymousreply 33June 27, 2021 11:48 PM

Interesting

by Anonymousreply 34June 28, 2021 3:23 AM
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