Hot Boy Summer is Here! And this year’s boy is William White!

He was brought up on the Into The Night thread. I do not see the appeal. He is basic cute. Not even a model material type. Yet everyone is going gaga over him.

His signature song is Mandy by Barry Manilow.

He’s overrated. And will be forgotten in 2 weeks

His siren call is Police’s Every Breath You Take

He has 2 signature songs, Into the Night and Mandy. All he does is lip sing. I don’t see what’s special about him. Some men on there are a million times more attractive

I think he's very charming and his self love doesn't put me off because he's gorgeous.

He's a girls' and str8 bros' perfect pretty boy. Completely unthreading. Very cute.

[quote]I think he's very charming and his self love doesn't put me off because he's gorgeous.

Then why does his self love put you off, R6?

Oh, dear.

I'm sure you'll have to ask your English teacher about it, R6. But summer school starts next week, right?

I've seen people on Social Media trying to place who he looks like to them. So many can't seem to figure it out...

I think he looks just like a version of Tom Welling.

Beautiful.

Tom Welling and Cian Murphy.

The cougars are obsessed with him check out his comment section all 40+ year old women he must have got that mullet haircut for that 80’s nostalgia vibe.

I'm sure he's ridden more than just a Tiktok wave

Isn’t it supposed to be White Boy Summer?

(I truly have no idea what that means.)

OP is replying to himself on here 😂😂😂

BORING. ALL HIS TIKTOKS ARE THE SAME! BORING.

Yes he's got a cute face but every single tiktok is the same. Why someone would be awwed by watching the same predicable (and phoney) maneuvers by the same face, video after video, is beyond me.

Also, I bet he's short. All these pretty-boy tiktokers and instagrammers are short.

He does look petit but so what. That makes girls and brohs like him more. And retarded stunted gurleens like OP.

Agreed with the general assessment of him as being cute but otherwise unremarkable. He has kind of an unassuming vibe that has an appeal I guess.

Certainly not unattractive, but not a standout from the hordes of basic pretty white boys out there.

"He pointed at ME!"

One of the more popular names dropped as to who he reminds people of: Richard Marx. I had no idea women creamed themselves for Richard Marx.

The women who are loving him are women in their 40s and older, who were young in the 80s and feel he reminds them Of boys they crushed on then.

Men in the same age group are liking him as he reminds them of themselves while young or friends they had, while some other guys hate him and have been mass reporting his videos. Yes. That is a fact.

Well. He’s no William O’Connor, now is he?

Kinda wonky-eyed...

William O'Connor has dead eyes and is sporting a look long past his sell by date. This boy is still quite fresh.

in OP's pic he looks like trade. Cheap, hot trade. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

He's no Nick Sandell

He’s basic and plain.

Hes got a great smile. Oh how fleeting is the beauty of youth. He better enjoy it while it lasts!

You people aren't with it. His basicness and lack of talent are part of the shtick. Plus he's cute.

Cute. Yes. That’s it. Cute isn’t extraordinary.

He's supposed to be lame and cheesy and cute. That is the point. Sheesh! If you want extraordinary go see the latest crop of 20 yo opera singers at a conservatory.

No one is speaking about talent. He has none. We are speaking looks. He isn’t extraordinary in the face. He’s basic white bread cute.

While the cougars are in love with him their daughters like this guy which tells me they both have the same taste.

TIK TOK is ALL lip syncing. The whole damn app is absurd. That the majority of youth are focusing efforts on creating mini lip syncing videos to old songs is a sign of true cultural,decay. Well done, our Chinese overlords.

If he was selling it, I'd give him a try.

He's very Timothy Patrick Murphy.

[Quote] TIK TOK is ALL lip syncing.

No. They can livestream, like on Instagram.

Im kinda glad the young ones are being exposed to great old songs.

He has potential. He only needs the help of a sugar daddy

Actually, who he looks very much like is Brandon Flynn. Watch the scene in 13 Reasons Why where Hannah sees Justin for the first time when he’s goofing around and gets caught in the sprinkler and then taking his shirt off. The eye flashes and the panties dropping smile are very much the same.

The 80’s are in again you guys have to get in with the times!

The number of straight guys dueting with him is hilarious. But now even the Lesbians are on board.

Well he quit his job and is going for fulltime influencer now.

^^^ Influencer?

He's a tiktok'er, my dude. Let's keep things simple. And that's fine and dandy if it pays the bills but let's not get mucked into corporate PR gobbledigook terms.

That's the name of the profession R44. It's not open to you but it might work out for this cutie.

[quote] to emerge as the ultimate Hot Boy

Oh Mary, please.

Canadian Road Worker???

R7, tell us your type then? 🧐

Hello William. Welcome to Datalounge.

It looks like he just got his frist big sponsorship with Hugo Boss.

He does look like the results of one of those face blend apps, if you blended Tom Welling and a young Rick Springfield. I wouldn't hate it if that was the next trend in male models.

King

I think he has beautiful eyes.

Here, watch this. You can overdose on him.

I never realized an eye roll could be so sexually provocative.

Post some duets with guys.

Here’s a stitch made by some obvious DLers.

He's beautiful, but all he does is lip sync--and not very well.

It's going to take more than that to get on RuPaul's Drag Race.

R56 I like the ones where very straight men acknowledge his beauty and are comfortable doing it. Then there are a string of other TikTok studs welcoming him into their ranks that are very cute too.

He is not good at lip sync and clueless on 70’s/80’s songs only knows a few and sings it over and over again which is understandable since he is only 21.

Very clever twink. He has worked up the LAZIEST shtick ever and its making him rich and famous.

Easy Come, Easy Go. He'll blow it.

The gay “uncles” are hilarious

I’ll be doing fat boy summer, so I’m going to just stay out of this thread…

Fleshy types are apt to get extra hot!

William looks like a soap opera actor who has fallen on hard times - poor guy.

He’s likely all booster and no payload.

R67 I'm sure a patient daddy could find a use for him.

Eh, he's enjoying being young and pretty. Hopefully he can make some money off of it before his looks fade.

Love the retro music choices.

[quote] I do not see the appeal. He is basic cute. Not even a model material type. Yet everyone is going gaga over him.

I feel SO inferior that I don't share this poster's refined sophistication.

Is this an " a" thread?

I am starting to recognize them

Props to OP whoever they are for out-purpling most DLers already very purple prose

Brian Bloom - aka Dusty on As the World Turns, c. 1983-87. AKA, the reason I knew I was gay.

R72 No not a, and now you’re the second (but hopefully the the same ) person who called my prose purple, the other being my Sylvia Plath thread, when I’m just trying to write to the audience here.

R73 Those eyes, oh yes. He grew up to play a man-friendly con in Oz.

Starting at 47 minutes is the most extensive interview he’s given yet. He really seems sweet in that Canadian boy way. I don’t understand though her talking about a podcast at the end when it’s a video?

Podcasts are often available in multiple formats: audio, audio-video.

R76 Poor guy was cringing away from her hungry vag.

I almost feel sorry for William, if he thinks that he'll have an acting career.

How difficult can it be to have an acting career in Canada if Dan Levy could get one?

Is OP this nobody’s publicist?🧐

Let's not pretend there aren't bad, pretty actors getting work.

[quote] He’s likely all booster and no payload.

What on earth does this mean?

Christ, where was he when I was a teen...

His merch is dropping Friday!

when are his jeans dropping?

He needs someone to pleasure him regularly so that he's too tired to do any more lip-syncing

R87, you sound like a deplorable

The story is OPEN! Get your hot boy summer merch while it lasts!

R89, thanks. I was pleasantly surprised to see the variety of tasteful nudes for sale. I bought three.

Hopefully some lucky daddy will claim him while he's young and fresh.

None other then Taylor Dane has hopped on the hot boy summer cougar train!

That’s not the face or body of a “hot boy summer.” Maybe a “Philadelphia boy winter.”

He looks like Jon Bon Jovi's kid.

William White continues his hot boy summer world domination.

Average white guy. TikTok hypes up average looking people way too much.

He does look like Brandon Flynn and he does look short.

Flavor of the summer, by winter, gone.

R95 Good on him - maybe he'll make some $$$ before he's old news.

When I was his age I wouldn't have minded a cash infusion like he is presently enjoying. Can change a life course if you really need money.

Dick picks? Hole? Anything? Hes not interesting.

omg she has a merch store and everything, so tacky.

R102 Tacky? Is he selling his dirty underwear?

I’d rather have his sweaty hockey gear.

He’s cute, but I feel nothing but secondhand embarrassment for people other than drag queens who consider lip synching to be an art form.

OP - The title of your thread should say-

AVERAGE Boy Summer Is Here

Wake me up when he presents hole.

R107 How’s about when he does Wake Ne Up before you Go-Go?

Has anyone posted the actual eyeroll. Very sexy.

These kids are so fucking delusional. William White, Noah Beck and the like, are going to wake up in 2 years unknown, uneducated and unemployed desperately trying to cling to the last shred of notoriety while peddling their "merch" from a shed in their parents backyard.

He's pretty. I don't begrudge him from trying to cash in on it. Few of us (myself included) ever had that option. Honestly, I think that hustle is probably more stressful than my regular-but-well-paying IT job. I hope he's also smart enough to keep it going or parlay it into something long-term.

[quote]Whether he’s flirting with cougars, making straight men question their sexuality, flashing that killer smile or throwing a seductive wink he’s captured the hearts and minds of all

You're a fucking retard.

My head is going to explode

The video camera loves him, but the still camera sometimes not so much.

And if he is truly under 5'10" then his sell by date will be rapidly approaching.

Why? Is he melting?

As soon as I saw ‘influencer’, I got shrinkage.

Just another douche-bro you'll forget him in 15 minutes

He has one of the new fangled video cameras?

R95 How long until his first gaybaiting photo layout? If he had a twin brother, he would be a DL god.

To all you naysayers out there William White who was working landscaping in the wilds of Canada at the end of May, a month and half later has a modeling contract with a international agency and is in Cannes walking the red carpet!

He really does look like Brandon Flynn and he looks short and tiny.

[Quote] is in Cannes walking the red carpet!

The narrative you're trying to push would be better served by not linking to those pics.

Here he is sporting a cravat getting ready for a screening on the beach. By morning he’ll be waking up in the stateroom of some Dubai millionaire’s yacht not remembering a thing that happened last night.

R123 He'll be looking at more Arab D than a Baghdad urologist.

Don't get the appeal at all. He's as basic as a basic white boy gets.

I thought ‘Canadian Road Worker’ was a euphemism for a ‘blown out tire’

Coming soon to a steakhouse near you.

R125, I think the appeal is that he looks like the guys on teeny bop magazine from yester year that the cougars had a crush on.

And he can do that thing where he rolls his eyes and smiles at the same time, which is very hard to do.

Well, he’s at least gay friendly enough or politically astute to go the the Cannes AMFAR event.

Isn't it always a gay manager when himbos are involved?

This is the other guy the cougars are obsessed over and are all over his comment section esp on facebook.

Ahhhhh, he did his little turn on the catwalk!

That fat thing?

He doesn't quite have that undead look that all models must have so as not to detract from the clothing.

I can't wait for his hair to thin and recede.

I'm quite sure he has no idea what event he is at or even point out on a map where CANS is. R130

R135 His eyes are his best feature and he accents them liberally with rolls and winks.

Cougars gonna prowl. He even kissed up to Kamala Harris in one of his vids. Now he's fending off gay designers . . . or not.

R133 He seemed very nervous to me in that video.

[Quote] I can't wait for his hair to thin and recede.

But do you have a bottle of German wine to drink?

You could go onto any college campus quad and find at least ten guys as hot or hotter.

So, this is all so random and weird, the reason I think I was initially drawn to him was I find him similar looking to Brandon Flynn, who I think is very attractive and charismatic, and William definitely has some of that too. Well, William just arrived in Paris and who should just happens to also have just made it to Paris as per his IG insta, but Brandon?!? Both in the same city in Europe when I doubt this kid even had a passport a month ago!

But he’s got a mullet!

He sounds mildly retarded and therefore easily coerced. I hope he didn't let his hole get wrecked on the empty promises of fame and fortune.

[quote]His eyes are his best feature and he accents them liberally with rolls and winks.

R138/OP is a fucking retard.

You lost me at "Canadian."

He’s such the basic bitch, you could toss him in a vat of sulfuric acid and he’d neutralize it to plain water.

He'll knock up some waitress and that will be it for him.

There are hints that there are nudes of his that have leaked.

R150. Receipts?

Probably uncut. Pass.

Check LPSG for emoji covered nether parts photos.

eeeeuwwww uncut canadian cock! I ain't abooot it!

Whitest guy outside of Utah.

A little basic, but pretty eyes. Not sure what his body looks like, but depending on that I could see him getting some decent work as an actor and model.

please post r153?

Wow, a TikTok model! How thrilling!

So, apparently he was literally just hot boy for the summer. He rose to prominence on Memorial Day and now this past Labor Day a large cache of photos and videos have exploded onto the internet of him nude and jerking off, including some side-by-side with his male cousin. Some he’s supposed to be very verbal on as well and his a very dirty boy. Anybody find some feel free to post.

Just another smegma infested Canadian.

R159 Receipts?

I saw him in person around LA. He’s short with a really big head. Really big head. It was kind of odd.

Well, despite multiple sexual scandals William may not still be on the rise, but he’s holding strong hitting the ultimate platform of mediocrity, The Kelly Clarkson Show. I guess Barry must have dementia claiming he “doesn’t know her” despite doing his own stitched TikToks and not being able to see him in the audience.

He gained 2 lbs over the summer.

CANCELLED!

"Born in 2000"

To me, that's like six months ago.

I love the term “Canadian Heartthrob” and all it’s hockey Bro connotations.

tarps off, boys.

I don’t know if this is a legit doctor, but it’s an interest analysis of his beauty.

These are his glory days.

Bad lip synch

Now that summer is over, it’s back to Flabby Guy Fall. I’ll start…

Someone will tell him that bunny teeth are out and he'll be all sad.

William White has for the second time in the last few months withdrawn from public view and checked himself into rehab. Apparently, the pressure of being the hot boy of last summer and the TikTok sensation of the year has weighed heavily on him and his mental health.

Oh! Canada!

R26 Bring him and Topel with you - I've got some stretch goals.

R173 More like it's the knowledge that he's just peaked and it's back to construction for him.