We're going to have a lovely Pride celebration!

Yes, Mommie.

Oh, Gater.

I'll be sniffing Uncle Greg's socks.

IN THE OTHER ROOM

"Miss Crawford, could you tell us what will happen *after* we leave you this evening?" "The children and I will probably sit and watch the latest from Helix, and then, later, we'll welcome some of the children's friends, trans women of color, to help us sing the greatest hits of Stacey Q."

I’d rather you go bald to Pride than looking like a tramp!

I should’ve known you’d know where to find the boys [italic]and the booze[/italic].

Tina! Bring me the axe!

*Joan rips into a wicked guitar solo*

That’s not true. You. know. that’s. not. true.

Tina, you may keeo the Jeff Stryker dildo AND the bracelet.

"Boystown royalty ..."

"Because I do NOT....subscribe to your ONLYFANS!!!!!!!"

This little homosexual boy wishes Ricky Schroder would shoot your ass, you homophobic breeder bitch!

Bring Me The Tina!

Months ago someone started a VERY funny Mommie Dearest covid thread.

My daddies!

Someone stole BOTH my daddies!

I wall ALWAYS beat you.

Tear down that bitch of a gloryhole cover and put an asshole where it [italic]ought[/italic] to be!

I might as well have Property of Falcon Studios tattooed on my backside!

I don’t ask much from you, [italic]boy[/italic]. Why can’t you give me the cock that I’m [italic]entitled[/italic] to! Why can’t you treat me the way I would be treated by any whore on the street!

I can handle the cocks.

R20 omfg. 😂 [italic]Too[/italic] perfect.

When you polish the knob, you have to MOVE the shaft.

If you can't do something right, then don't do it at all!

Bondage and discipline mixed with love is such a good recipe.

And I think you're UNDER REACTING, Mr. Savage!

Don’t FUCK with me, Westboro Baptists. This ain’t my first time at the parade.

You see, Carol Ann, you’ve got to stay on top of the studs every single minute!

Barbra, PLEASE!! PLEASE Barbra!!

My meat gets all this ooze when I push on it.

Darling, raw cock is GOOD for you.

Doctor Mike said so!

R26 “I’m not mad at you. I’m mad at the cock.”

Look at this hole. Do you call that clean? Do you?

Thank you, gentlemen. Now let’s get to work...

[presents hole]

R32 😂🤣😂

"Cum Dumpster...that's what he calls you when he can't remember your name."

I should have known you’d be able to find the booze and the boys

“Oh! I have a cum stain!”

“Darling, that will never show.”

Cum dumpster. The first word I ever heard out of any of you was that word......'cum dumpster'.

R35 Aw, it’s cute that you tried, lol.

See R6.

It's the scripts, Chi Chi

Bad pictures, bad fluffers...

[quote]Aw, it’s cute that you tried, lol, r35

She’s only a kid!

Good morning, Elliott. Lovely chest binder.

When I told you to give me surprise anal I wanted you to mean it!

If your Grindr profile’s in trouble it has nothing to do with Pride. You were always the little shop bottom who fought her way to a top, made a great conquest. Well, you’re not a little shop bottom anymore. Now that’s the truth, to face and deal with, if you want to get laid. The truth is you're getting old.

Sorry, Joan. You're box office poison!

YOU finger it out!

“What are anal beads doing in [italic]this hole[/italic]? No. Anal beads. [italic]EVER[/italic]!”

When I taught you to choke on my dick.....I wanted you to MEAN it.

West Hollywood Royalty

Steamies is MY place!

[quote] Maybe I did it for a little extra tina... [realizes what she has just said] Tina- Chris! Chris, that's not true! You. know. that's. not. true.

Maybe just a LITTLE true.

'Hold still, Christopher dear....perfect. Your Bette Davis drag will turn heads. And stomachs!'

R51 Maybe just a LITTLE tina…

Because I am NOT one of your FAG HAAAAAAAAAGS!

You drove Dallas Steele to his grave and now you're trying to stab me in the butt? Forget it! I fucked worse monster cocks than yours for years in West Hollywood. I know how to cum the hard way!

I buy you beautiful dresses and you treat 'em like some cum rag!

*running at beginning of film*

*huffing breath*

"Oof....oof......Miss Vangie....Miss Vangie.....(louder).....Miss Vangie."

Don't fuck with me, fellas! This ain't my first time at the gay rodeo!

If you can’t fuck me right, don’t fuck me at all!

She doesn't need an ambulance. She's drunk.

You will slide your cock inside of me and stay there until I tell you to come out!

Is this an institution of learning, or a studio for OnlyFans?

You're nothing but a rotten, crooked whore, supplying the grease that makes this shitty porn business work. You think your life's a mystery? There isn't a hole in this business that I haven’t seen, and your dick is in every one of them!

Eighteen years in the business, and who can hold their hole to yours?

Bring me the ASS!

Darling, raw cock is good for you. The doctor said so.

Chris, meat loses its vitamins if it's over-sucked.

What you're doing is denying one of your children the opportunity to live a wonderful and advantaged life.

How sad that is.

lolol

[quote]Don't fuck with me, fellas!

Shouldn’t this be, “DO fuck with me, fellas!”?

As usual, she has the last popper.

Does she? [italic]Does she?

R72 🤣

I can't breath

That’s my line, r74!

Carol Ann!

I asked you to keep the bottoms quiet!

Get it, Christopher! Get it!

I want cha cha heels and I better get!

Peaches Christ!

But do YOU call her "Queen?"