Tina, fix your uncles a cocktail. And no smart aleck back talk.
We're going to have a lovely Pride celebration!
|by Anonymous||reply 80||06/18/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 1||06/02/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 2||06/02/2021|
I'll be sniffing Uncle Greg's socks.
IN THE OTHER ROOM
|by Anonymous||reply 3||06/04/2021|
"Miss Crawford, could you tell us what will happen *after* we leave you this evening?" "The children and I will probably sit and watch the latest from Helix, and then, later, we'll welcome some of the children's friends, trans women of color, to help us sing the greatest hits of Stacey Q."
|by Anonymous||reply 4||06/04/2021|
I’d rather you go bald to Pride than looking like a tramp!
|by Anonymous||reply 5||06/04/2021|
I should’ve known you’d know where to find the boys [italic]and the booze[/italic].
|by Anonymous||reply 6||06/04/2021|
Tina! Bring me the axe!
*Joan rips into a wicked guitar solo*
|by Anonymous||reply 7||06/04/2021|
That’s not true. You. know. that’s. not. true.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||06/04/2021|
Tina, you may keeo the Jeff Stryker dildo AND the bracelet.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||06/04/2021|
"Boystown royalty ..."
|by Anonymous||reply 10||06/04/2021|
"Because I do NOT....subscribe to your ONLYFANS!!!!!!!"
|by Anonymous||reply 11||06/04/2021|
This little homosexual boy wishes Ricky Schroder would shoot your ass, you homophobic breeder bitch!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||06/04/2021|
Bring Me The Tina!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||06/04/2021|
Months ago someone started a VERY funny Mommie Dearest covid thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||06/04/2021|
Someone stole BOTH my daddies!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||06/06/2021|
I wall ALWAYS beat you.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||06/09/2021|
Tear down that bitch of a gloryhole cover and put an asshole where it [italic]ought[/italic] to be!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||06/09/2021|
I might as well have Property of Falcon Studios tattooed on my backside!
|by Anonymous||reply 18||06/09/2021|
I don’t ask much from you, [italic]boy[/italic]. Why can’t you give me the cock that I’m [italic]entitled[/italic] to! Why can’t you treat me the way I would be treated by any whore on the street!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||06/09/2021|
I can handle the cocks.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||06/09/2021|
R20 omfg. 😂 [italic]Too[/italic] perfect.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||06/09/2021|
When you polish the knob, you have to MOVE the shaft.
If you can't do something right, then don't do it at all!
|by Anonymous||reply 22||06/10/2021|
Bondage and discipline mixed with love is such a good recipe.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||06/10/2021|
And I think you're UNDER REACTING, Mr. Savage!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||06/10/2021|
Don’t FUCK with me, Westboro Baptists. This ain’t my first time at the parade.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||06/10/2021|
You see, Carol Ann, you’ve got to stay on top of the studs every single minute!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||06/10/2021|
Barbra, PLEASE!! PLEASE Barbra!!
|by Anonymous||reply 27||06/10/2021|
My meat gets all this ooze when I push on it.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||06/10/2021|
Darling, raw cock is GOOD for you.
Doctor Mike said so!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||06/10/2021|
R26 “I’m not mad at you. I’m mad at the cock.”
|by Anonymous||reply 30||06/10/2021|
Look at this hole. Do you call that clean? Do you?
|by Anonymous||reply 31||06/10/2021|
Thank you, gentlemen. Now let’s get to work...
|by Anonymous||reply 32||06/10/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 33||06/10/2021|
"Cum Dumpster...that's what he calls you when he can't remember your name."
|by Anonymous||reply 34||06/10/2021|
I should have known you’d be able to find the booze and the boys
|by Anonymous||reply 35||06/10/2021|
“Oh! I have a cum stain!”
“Darling, that will never show.”
|by Anonymous||reply 36||06/10/2021|
Cum dumpster. The first word I ever heard out of any of you was that word......'cum dumpster'.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||06/10/2021|
R35 Aw, it’s cute that you tried, lol.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||06/10/2021|
It's the scripts, Chi Chi
Bad pictures, bad fluffers...
|by Anonymous||reply 39||06/10/2021|
[quote]Aw, it’s cute that you tried, lol, r35
She’s only a kid!
|by Anonymous||reply 40||06/10/2021|
Good morning, Elliott. Lovely chest binder.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||06/10/2021|
When I told you to give me surprise anal I wanted you to mean it!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||06/10/2021|
If your Grindr profile’s in trouble it has nothing to do with Pride. You were always the little shop bottom who fought her way to a top, made a great conquest. Well, you’re not a little shop bottom anymore. Now that’s the truth, to face and deal with, if you want to get laid. The truth is you're getting old.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||06/10/2021|
Sorry, Joan. You're box office poison!
|by Anonymous||reply 44||06/10/2021|
YOU finger it out!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||06/11/2021|
“What are anal beads doing in [italic]this hole[/italic]? No. Anal beads. [italic]EVER[/italic]!”
|by Anonymous||reply 46||06/11/2021|
When I taught you to choke on my dick.....I wanted you to MEAN it.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||06/11/2021|
West Hollywood Royalty
|by Anonymous||reply 48||06/11/2021|
Steamies is MY place!
|by Anonymous||reply 49||06/11/2021|
[quote] Maybe I did it for a little extra tina... [realizes what she has just said] Tina- Chris! Chris, that's not true! You. know. that's. not. true.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||06/11/2021|
Maybe just a LITTLE true.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||06/11/2021|
'Hold still, Christopher dear....perfect. Your Bette Davis drag will turn heads. And stomachs!'
|by Anonymous||reply 52||06/11/2021|
R51 Maybe just a LITTLE tina…
|by Anonymous||reply 53||06/11/2021|
Because I am NOT one of your FAG HAAAAAAAAAGS!
|by Anonymous||reply 54||06/11/2021|
You drove Dallas Steele to his grave and now you're trying to stab me in the butt? Forget it! I fucked worse monster cocks than yours for years in West Hollywood. I know how to cum the hard way!
|by Anonymous||reply 55||06/11/2021|
I buy you beautiful dresses and you treat 'em like some cum rag!
|by Anonymous||reply 56||06/11/2021|
*running at beginning of film*
"Oof....oof......Miss Vangie....Miss Vangie.....(louder).....Miss Vangie."
|by Anonymous||reply 57||06/11/2021|
Don't fuck with me, fellas! This ain't my first time at the gay rodeo!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||06/11/2021|
If you can’t fuck me right, don’t fuck me at all!
|by Anonymous||reply 59||06/11/2021|
She doesn't need an ambulance. She's drunk.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||06/11/2021|
You will slide your cock inside of me and stay there until I tell you to come out!
|by Anonymous||reply 61||06/11/2021|
Is this an institution of learning, or a studio for OnlyFans?
|by Anonymous||reply 62||06/11/2021|
You're nothing but a rotten, crooked whore, supplying the grease that makes this shitty porn business work. You think your life's a mystery? There isn't a hole in this business that I haven’t seen, and your dick is in every one of them!
|by Anonymous||reply 63||06/11/2021|
Eighteen years in the business, and who can hold their hole to yours?
|by Anonymous||reply 64||06/11/2021|
Bring me the ASS!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||06/11/2021|
Darling, raw cock is good for you. The doctor said so.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||06/11/2021|
Chris, meat loses its vitamins if it's over-sucked.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||06/11/2021|
What you're doing is denying one of your children the opportunity to live a wonderful and advantaged life.
How sad that is.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||06/11/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 69||06/15/2021|
[quote]Don't fuck with me, fellas!
Shouldn’t this be, “DO fuck with me, fellas!”?
|by Anonymous||reply 70||06/15/2021|
As usual, she has the last popper.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||06/15/2021|
Does she? [italic]Does she?
|by Anonymous||reply 72||06/15/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 73||06/16/2021|
I can't breath
|by Anonymous||reply 74||06/16/2021|
That’s my line, r74!
|by Anonymous||reply 75||06/16/2021|
I asked you to keep the bottoms quiet!
|by Anonymous||reply 76||06/17/2021|
Get it, Christopher! Get it!
|by Anonymous||reply 77||06/17/2021|
I want cha cha heels and I better get!
|by Anonymous||reply 78||06/17/2021|
|by Anonymous||reply 79||06/18/2021|
But do YOU call her "Queen?"
|by Anonymous||reply 80||06/18/2021|