I'M AN ACTRESS !!!!

It also sounds like you're a mess.

R1 I was also on RHOBH but my bitch sister took over the show. She thinks she's the shit because she was a major role in Halloween.

I WAS A TOP MALE MODEL !!!

If you weren't nominated then we don't care.

All the mental patients in Exorcist III were old people, so you must be 120.

I fucked my High School gym teacher!!!

YOU HEARD ME, GOD DAMN IT !!!

[quote] I slept with either Robert Loggia, Philip Boscoe, or Ben Gazzarra.

You aren't sure which one you slept with?

I'm a dancer!!

R5 make up, do you now know how films are made? R8 It was one of those- it was the 90's . I had a lot of pills and alcohol in me. They promised me a theatrical role but it didn't work out,

R6 -Me too!

Did you work in the legitimate theatre, dear?

OP, were you Woman Officer in Commando? If so, I'm a fan!

I invented Post-Its.

None of you are taking me seriously. I'm having a rough time. My kids dont talk to me, my first and third husband liked men, and my acting career is not what it used to be. I'm jealous of Heather Langenkamp or Phoebe Cates

You married the same guy twice? How chic!

Are you also a seagull?

Sure, Jan/Sybil.

Where was there a "little girl" in Omen II ? Are you talking about the 4th one that takes place after Damien dies?

I’m appalled.

OP, you meant to say I’M AN ACTOR !!!

I'm a dancer. A dancer dances.

R15 I get that you’re a mess, but you should’ve said: none of you IS taking me seriously. Grammar matters, even in cases of psychotic break or psychogenic fugue. Just remember, it was the pictures (talkies?) that got small, not you.

R23 Don't be rude. I know a thing or two about acting.

I need my pills. Have you seen my pills?

[quote]I'm jealous of Heather Langenkamp

Who isn't?

I aborted the baby of either Robert Loggia, Philip Boscoe, or Ben Gazzara. I wrote a treatment in which all three actors were gathered in my study, and I confronted them with: which one of you bastards is my fetus’ father? Then the movie Lace came along and that line was unusable. That’s when my career took a downward turn.

R27 don't be rude. I was in some of the great movies of our generation.

Goldie Hawn said actresses have three parts- babe, district attorney, and Miss Daisey. I'm at the district attorney stage. I've been trying to get ahold of Ryan Murphy but he isn't interested in me. I told him that if Jessica Lange can get roles than so can I! I'm such a better actress than her.

You type like a fat actress OP

I AM NOT A PROSTATUTE!!!

My name...

...is Melinda. Melinda Winifred Wayne Tentrees!

“Actually, I’m rather surprised that I don’t look familiar to you, Turner. Obviously you don’t watch the better TV channels... I am an actress! [italic]Was. [/italic] I was even good.”

This just sad

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!!!

You bitch!

and a has-been.

Maybe find a new job. Walmart is hiring.

Don’t be rude. I may have been diagnosed with bipolar, borderline personality disorder, or dissociative identity disorder. If I had a physical disease you would be more sympathetic. It’s also hard not having consistent work or insurance, and facing long term care in the Hollywood care home for the aged.

(R39) I am sympathetic to the mentally ill. But you’re in a youth oriented business in Hollywood. Maybe you need to find a job somewhere else, where you can get insurance. And get the medication and help you need. It sounds like you just been playing bit parts and extras. I think I would have left business a long time ago.

“Just extras?” Need I remind you that there are no small parts, only small actors. And I am not small. As someone recently remarked, I am more talented than “hack” Jessica Lange. I could’ve literally played all the parts in Mrs. America. Except for Shirley Chisholm.

SHUT UP with your self pity. I had to sit in a bus station and lose Best Actress again!!!!!

One of the crew commented he’d never seen a performance like mine. He used to let me smuggle craft services home in my purse, for a rainy day. But it rarely rains in Southern California. I may need pills, medication, or therapy, but with no insurance how am I supposed to pay for that? And Obamacare is way too expensive. So much for the “affordable care act.” It’s neither affordable nor care. It’s just an act.

Medical.

I was in an episode of Murder, She Wrote: The New York years. Angela Lansbury was nice but she kept asking me to get her coffee.

I was supposed to be on Desperate Housewives, Melrose Place, and Saturday Night Live. Teri Hatcher, Heather Locklear, and Jan Hooks all stole my parts!

Maybe it was Michael Hordern I slept with

Even though those 3 “women” stole what would’ve been my best parts, I’m living better than they. One is even dead, Heather is a mess, and everyone hates Teri. No one hates me, they just don’t know who I am (yet).