Gays you never saw coming

The flames off of Adam Rippon make him visible on the horizon.

In other words, OP, you never saw anyone as gay.

OP = worse than Helen Keller

But bunch of those aren't even gay.

You didn't see these gays coming?? Are you Helen Keller?

[quote] Gays you never saw coming

Unless your eyes are in range to be hit, always keep your eyes open. Watching them coming is the best part. That's why it's the money shot.

Billy Porter, seriously? What happened to your seeing eye dog?

Daniel levy

Victor Garber

Elliot Page

Holland Taylor

You really need to add lil Leo. Astronauts could see that.

Wentworth Miller

Kristian Nairn

Richard Pryor (Bi but never saw it coming)

SNL's Alex Moffat has been married to a woman for about 4 years and they just had a baby.

Which is why you never saw that coming OP

Alex Moffat? You mean from SNL? Never heard that before.

Wally Cox!

OP has a vivid imagination R17

My chosen pronouns are "them and they," OP.

And yes, you make Helen Keller look like The Amazing Kreskin.

Mrs. Keaton

Stupid.

Kaye Ballard

Pedro Pascal. He seemed butch kn Narcos.

Was Tennessee Ernie Ford hetero or homo?

I will second Victor Barber. He played the asshole, philandering husband so well in multiple things he's done.

R24 I can't believe Pedro Pascal from Game of Thrones and Pedro Pascal from Wonder Woman are the same human being.

Wasn't there something about Eminem coming out as gay? I remember even in his hey day, he was writing lyrics that supported gay marriage, etc. I thought I heard a rumor but nothing unsubstantiated.

Amber Heard - I remember seeing her in The Informers for the first time and thinking she was stunning. Then I saw her with this older lesbian and was shocked she was lez.

Raul Esparza. Or is he still claiming to be bi?

Jake Gyllenhaal, I’m still surprised he is gay.

Aaron Rodgers

Sam Michaels

Jane Wagner

Are you Taylor Swift or something, OP?

Andrew Rannels?? Seriously? I think OP is pulling our leg. You can see Andrew Rannels flame from Mars.

Sean Hayes

Andy Cohen

Mary Martiin and Janet Gaynor (let alone s couple!)

Zac Efron is not gay. You have a vivid imagination, OP.

E30 is he though?

Samantha Fox

Raymond Burr

Harry Andrews

Robert Reed

Jm J. Bullock

He seemed so butch!

OP, this is just a list of celebrities who didn’t respond to your heavily-coded poems. You pasted cut-out phrases on fish wrappers and you expected more than a visit from the police.

OP= Zero Gaydar

I know you guys wish Jake Gyllenhaal was gay but he's not. He's dating a french model.

Are FUGs still a thing in the US?

"I know you guys wish Jake Gyllenhaal was gay but he's not. He's dating a french model."

Cut to: 2035

"Jake's not gay! I heard he's dating a model! They're gonna make it legal any day now!"

The gay governor of New Jersey, Jim McGreevey. Actually all of the politicians outed in embarrassing circumstances fit the bill.

Aaron Schock

Ted Haggard

JIm Neighbors!

Charles Nelson Reilly

OP?

For the future, everyone named "Colton" is gay.

Years & years ago, during an inane conversation about who knows what, my (former) stepmother turned to me and said, “Paul Lynde is GAY?!?!”

Billy Porter? Really

All of them are bisexual! Stop trying to make "gay" bisexual, and "bisexual" gay.

R43 OP = Zero Bidar.

OP is obviously trying to be witty. 99% of the men on that list are so gay the inhabitants of Jupiter can see the flames.

Zac Efron and Jake Gyllenhaal though? Not sure they're gay.

Jake G. is not gay, never was. Ditto Zac Efron. Same with Bradley Cooper. Taylor Lautner is straight too. Bomer and Rannells are gay. I'll give you them.

Taylor Lautner is straight. Straight to Bryan Singer's house for his latest boy party

G-Eazy

haha, r59. Taylor is straight. He dated Lily Collins, you know.

Joe Keery???

Soap actors Joel Crothers and Kevin Rikaart.

Miriam Margolyes

Thread closed

John Benjamin Hickey

Where's the proof that Jake Gyllenhaal is gay?

R66, OP believes JG is sucking his dick with his eyes through the movie screen.

Molly Meldrum. I was the very last person in Australia to find out that not only was he gay, but a rice queen too.

[quote] But bunch of those aren't even gay.

None of them are. Technically, all of them are heterosexual women.

What are you? Headless?

Ellen and Rosie O’Donnell. I never would have guessed!

Danielle Pintauro…

… said no one ever!

OP? Get some glasses.

Bert and Ernie

Dawson. He's just flamboyant.

Chip 'n' Dale

[quote]Wentworth Miller

Wentworth Miller pinged the Datalounge dar years before he came out. We called that one from the beginning.

Cheyenne Jackson

R66 Proof? Old queens don't deal in proof.

DeBlasio is ostensibly straight but he just screams gay to me. His wife on the other hand is another story...

Tayor Laughter took Patrick Schwarzenegger's virginity.

I can't even blame auto-correct. Taylor Lautner - don't ding me if I spelled schwarzen- wrong

R60 What makes you think G-Eazy is gay?

Patrick Schwarzeggar is straight. Taylor Lautner is straight. They're bros. A straight bro does not take another straight Bro's virginity. Try again, hon.

John Goodman.

[Quote] Zac Efron is not gay. You have a vivid imagination, OP.

[Quote] not gay, never was. Ditto Zac Efron.

No heterosexual male has ever uttered these words:

[Quote] Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music was very important to me. I also loved Cinderella. When I was younger they were huge for me.

[Quote] when I'm watching a movie I'll sometimes shed a tear. Especially for Moulin Rouge.

R85 Since when is fucking John Goodman gay? Is there a straight person in Hollywood according to DL?

Kit Mainwaring

Jake G is toothy tile

^Stop the presses.

Most of them. I was facing the other way.

Matt Bomer. I couldn't believe someone so dreamy could be, ya know, that way.

Prince Pierre, Duke of Valentinois

Closeted actors fangurls have invaded this thread.

G-EAZY?!

Oh, LORD.

r84 uhuh. Tyalor and Patrick were just buddies, who went out on dates. Bro dates.

Gaetan Dugas

Some of it is just the roles they play. Victor Garber in Alias was the first time I ever really had seen him, and he was a ruthless, violent motherfucker. Did not give off a gay vibe at all.

Zachary Quinto in Heroes as well.

[Quote] he was a ruthless, violent motherfucker. Did not give off a gay vibe at all.

Never heard of Paul Lynde?

[quote]Zachary Quinto in Heroes as well.

Zachary Quinto kind of pinged. I think I remember a Howard Stern interview in which Stern brought it up to J.J. Abrams.

[quote] Some of it is just the roles they play. Victor Garber in Alias was the first time I ever really had seen him, and he was a ruthless, violent motherfucker. Did not give off a gay vibe at all.

He was awful as Daddy Warbucks but much better as one of Judy Garland’s husbands.

There are quite a few I would like to see cumming.

Jake Gaylenhaal is he still a thing?

I saw Colton underwood on the bachelor and I knew he was gay but I didn’t think he’d actually come out.

When I fist came here there was often talk that the guy who played McCloud was gay - I wonder if that was true.

Brandon Flynn

R89 Toothly Tile allegedly has a secret child so is Toothy really (allegedly) Jake or someone else? Who else has teeth as big as tiles?

Hilary Duff.

Nobody cares about that old whore Ted C.

Randy Rainbow

Liberace (seemed more asexual than gay)

Richard Chamberlain and Tab Hunter (hard to believe guys so handsome and masculine could be gay)

Danny Pintauro (seemed like a sweet little kid who would grow out of his queeny mannerisms)

Tom Tryon

George Maharis

Van Hansis

who cares?

If you couldn’t see Colton Underwood, Zac Efron, Tom Daley, Shawn Mendes or Adam Rippon were gay, you might have a learning disability.

See a doctor about subsidized custodial care before you hurt yourself.

I think the OP is dreaming about Joe Keery.

I can’t hold it against you, so am I.

Jack MacFarland

If you had met Zach Quinto in person, you would have know. From space, you would have known.

Tori Spelling's So Notorious era.

Louis Edmonds

Johnny Weir and EJ Johnson must've fooled you, too, OP.

[quote]Matt Bomer. I couldn't believe someone so dreamy could be, ya know, that way.

[quote]Richard Chamberlain and Tab Hunter (hard to believe guys so handsome and masculine could be gay)

[quote]Danny Pintauro (seemed like a sweet little kid who would grow out of his queeny mannerisms)

R58/R61/R63/R84/R92/R111 types like a naive, narrow-minded frau from deepest Flyoverstan, who believes in rigid gender roles and thinks ALL gay men behave the same way. That's why IT has difficulty accepting that Bomer, Chamberlain, Rikaart, etc., are gay.

R115 Doesn't Zac Efron have a long time girlfriend?

My late mother called both Goodman and Clooney in the early Roseanne years. She said it was their "manner of speaking".

I didn't see it then but in hindsight....

Clooney definitely worked on lowering his vocal register after the show. Probably a combination of voice coaching and cigarettes.

How nice that John and George have remained.close and made several movies together...

Walt Whitman

I knew Zachary Quinto was gay the moment I first saw him.

R121 they recently broke up.

[Quote] types like a naive, narrow-minded frau from deepest Flyoverstan, who believes in rigid gender roles and thinks ALL gay men behave the same way. That's why IT has difficulty accepting that Bomer, Chamberlain, Rikaart, etc., are gay.

The Pintauro comment didn't convince you that the commenter was joking?

[Quote] Doesn't Zac Efron have a long time girlfriend?

Yes. Her name is Crack.

R121 Believes the tooth fairy is real too.

[quote] Jack MacFarland —Veronica Cartwright, headless

Honey, it sounds like there wasn't anything in that head to begin with.

Those two biggest loser hosts Jillian Michaels and Bob Harper.

I thought Jillian was just a really stretch trainer. Cool you should turn out to be such an uberdyke

For some reason I find Quinto incredibly sexy. I know he's getting older but he seems like such a dude bro Italian American type.

R126: No, it didn't, because his comment history shows he takes himself way too seriously. Twice he's started a sentence with "not to be judgmental," then proceeds to pass judgment.

Some examples:

On the macaroni & cheese thread, he thinks that if you eat it, you must be fat and at death's door. I participated in that thread. Even after several posters told him they were at a healthy weight, exercised, and only indulged in junk food once in a while, he insisted that they were morbidly obese. He couldn't grasp that people could eat in moderation.

To him, promiscuous gay men are sexually deviant and the older ones are all HIV+. "...what I am is a physically and emotionally healthy mature adult. Not to judge, but the same can't be said for the majority of the posters in this thread. I'm probably only tiresome to people who can't divert their attention from smut and filth and pornography, or refrain from fornicating, long enough to take stock of themselves."

Yet in another thread, he says: "I'm fucking my straight married neighbor in my complex. Alpha bro type. Wifey-poo is a nurse who works varied shifts. He comes to my place to fuck, and sometimes we fuck in their bed. Straight married guys make the best fuck buds, and I'm gonna milk this for as long as possible." What a hypocrite. And those married guys aren't straight. They're closet cases.

Of course he worships everything straight: ". . .I have a weakness for handsome, straight-acting alpha douchbro/fratboi types." And: "Most younger gay men my age enjoy living 'heteronormative' lives. I know that word is anathema to old gays, but we're here. We've overcome. We're just like everyone else. We no longer need to eroticize every damn thing."

His comments reveal an outlook that reduces things to black and white, either/or. You are healthy if you only eat baked salmon, quinoa, and broccoli. You are a fat slob if you eat macaroni and cheese, no matter how infrequently. If you are gay, you are either a caricature of a straight guy (macho, alpha, douchebro) or a caricature of a woman (queeny and flaming). There is no in-between with this fool.

R122 Where's the proof that John Goodman is anything but straight? Or even George Clooney for that matter. I remember reading here on DL some time ago about a female poster who said she had sex with John Goodman and he seemed quite sad and lonely.

Yuki

[Quote] he insisted that they were morbidly obese. He couldn't grasp that people could eat in moderation.

You need to learn to recognize a troll, hon.

[Quote] I remember reading here on DL some time ago about a female poster who said she had sex with John Goodman and he seemed quite sad and lonely.

And that's proof for you, huh.

{quote]You need to learn to recognize a troll, hon.

I never said he wasn't trolling.

But the troll was less than pointless because he wasn't even funny, much less clever.

Hon.

Ugh.

[quote]You need to learn to recognize a troll, hon.

I never said he wasn't trolling, R135.

But the troll was less than pointless because he wasn't even funny, much less clever.

Hon.

R86: A closet queen worshiping a closet king.

Julie Andrews is no King! And I'm the dame to prove it!

Please, Julie Andrews does not go, um, that way.

OP has the worst gaydar.

90% of these were very obvious.

Zach Efron is not gay. Neither is Jake G. Just because you want them to be gay doesn't make it so. You gayses' fantasies are becoming more and more irrational.

But are they bisexual?

Zac and Jake aren't bi either. For pete sake, I mean, just look at them. They have heavy five o'clock shadows. They're men. They're vagina diners. They bathe in pussy juice.

Lassie!

Don't forget that they both work out.

Liberace

Gyllenhaal, Mendes and Efron aren't gay, OP.

Sam Smith was out from the start of his career.

Sam Smith and Jim Parsons are 'gays you never saw coming'? They're hugely camp in every way.

R111, Richard Chamberlin...masculine. That was funny.

Betty White and Debbie Reynolds.

The latter is well known, but I bet White will be outed once she's six feet and three across. They both were THE most frequent beards -- for Tab Hunter, Rock Hudson, etc -- and White even "dated" Liberace a few times.

Did Betty beard for Allen Ludden?

Well...never had any kids, and Ludden just LOVED musical theater.

If Betty was closeted, would she have outed Cary Grant so nonchalantly?

Ludden and Grant Tinker were best friends. Mary Tyler Moore was bffs with Betty and Julie Andrews. Maybe there is something to all that.

Jake G. is definitely gay. Ask anyone in NY theatre circles.

R149, Shawn Mendes says his favorite superhero is Beyoncé because she's fabulous.

How many straight guys do you know who say that?

R136 No, that's not proof for me. But neither is bunch of anonymous posters screaming: he (insert name) is gay

James Buchanan

[quote] Please, Julie Andrews does not go, um, that way.

No, that was the man she bearded for until he died.

Now she's getting revenge by helping erase homosexuality altogether:

Gays you saw coming from OUTER SPACE

Richard Simmons

Jim J Bullock

Paul Lynde

R130: They're both grifters when everybody from that show got fat again.

R151, well, he made a career out of playing straight leading man roles

Pope Benedict XVI. So butch!

[quote][R151], well, he made a career out of playing straight leading man roles

Indeed.

I’m sure we all have a list a mile long of gays we never seen “coming” but want to.

And there's an equally long list of people who should be gay but aren't.

R108 since when? 😆

Who the fuck is "Kneel Patrick Harris"?

Heard about Neil Patrick-Harris being gay going back years. I knew him as a kid from watching Doogie Howser, M.D. on television.

Also heard about Lance Bass which was something of an open secret in certain circles. It was a huge effort to keep a lid on that bit of tea as NSYNC was hugely popular. No one wanted to risk alienating all those teen aged and young frau fans if word got out LB was gay. Meanwhile backstage people security, etc.. all knew or put two and two together.

Patrick Wilson- although he does have GAY lips

It's almost not worth being gay if you never get to see them come!

Rip Taylor, although he never officially came out.

RIP Rip

R172 Patrick Wilson isn't gay. Are you confusing him with someone else?

No, I'm not confused. He was in Angels In America and on that episode of GIRLS where he REALLY had to act when his character was attracted to Lens Dunham.

R176 Ok. Yeah, Patrick Wilson isn't gay.

R177- Oh, an you're the DAME to prove it.

R178 His wife is.

Andrew Rannells you can see from Neptune.

[quote]Gays you never saw coming

That guy who surprised me with anal at the Mineshaft that one time.

[quote] Walt Whitman

This guy looked like such a sleaze and he seems pathetic from a 21st century point of view.

Matt LeBlanc? Is that still a question?

Please don't tell me you never saw Andrew Rannells as gay?

He's more out than Andy Dick's erection.

I don't know if Jake G.is gay or not. I do know that his relationship with Kristen Dunst was a PR stunt. I friend of mine worked for Dunst and was very close friends with her for many years ( I think they still are). I asked him about their dating and he laughed at me and told me what Dunst told him. They never dated for real and never had sex. - it was all arranged by their agents (maybe they had the same agent, I don't remember for sure).

[Quote] Tyler Pusse

Lmao

[Quote] They never dated for real and never had sex.

So they just did drugs together.

[bold] Yet Another One Where Random DLers "Prove" That Every Halfway Decent Looking Actor Is Gay

I was genuinely surprised that Dawson is gay. I couldn’t believe it till load Nr. 9.