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Let's Be a Gay Cookout!

I'm the Impossible Burgers - and bumps of coke!

by Anonymousreply 15May 31, 2021 4:48 PM

Gawd I hate Impossible Burgers.

But with enough good coke, who the fuck needs to eat?

by Anonymousreply 1May 31, 2021 4:11 PM

I'm the suggestive smirks anytime someone bites into a roasted weenie.

by Anonymousreply 2May 31, 2021 4:12 PM

I'm Joel grilling Impossible burgers and clad in a tiny neon green Speedo.

by Anonymousreply 3May 31, 2021 4:13 PM

I'm the food that's barely touched - next to the empty pitchers of skinny margaritas

by Anonymousreply 4May 31, 2021 4:14 PM

I’m the fleet enema

by Anonymousreply 5May 31, 2021 4:18 PM

I'm the strict dress code and color palette emailed to all the invitees so that everyone is insta-ready.

by Anonymousreply 6May 31, 2021 4:18 PM

I'm Colton Underwood! It's my very first GAY COOKOUT!

My cum-gutters look alright on camera?

Where's Gus?

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by Anonymousreply 7May 31, 2021 4:20 PM

I'm the jealous, portly hetero father of three next door and find excuses to be in the backyard every 10 minutes.

by Anonymousreply 8May 31, 2021 4:22 PM

I'm the thoughtfully positioned bulges.

by Anonymousreply 9May 31, 2021 4:22 PM

I'm the caftans blowing gracefully in the breeze.

by Anonymousreply 10May 31, 2021 4:23 PM

I’m the venison chili.

by Anonymousreply 11May 31, 2021 4:24 PM

I'm the bushes in the back of the cookout where all the gays go have bareback sex and suck dick.

by Anonymousreply 12May 31, 2021 4:34 PM

I’m the out of shape gay guy. I refuse to remove my shirt on a patio full of queers.

by Anonymousreply 13May 31, 2021 4:44 PM

I'm the pot of chili brought by the bear couple. Why did they think this was a good idea?

by Anonymousreply 14May 31, 2021 4:45 PM

R14 Lol!! No one cares about the food except for the bears. This is not a group that eats their feelings.

by Anonymousreply 15May 31, 2021 4:48 PM
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