Gays wearing pearl necklaces

on a hawt guy it's hawt

Here I thought "pearl necklace" was a slang term meaning... something else.

Yes, young gay men are all clamoring to look like 1950's housewives.

You sound jealous. Now go upstairs and check on that special bond shared between your husband and nephew. Or is your daughter a cutter? I can't keep up with you fraus.

lol R2

Clutch!

gay men have been wearing peal necklaces since the Roman times, DEAR.

I blame Nicholas Hoult

I thought one would clean it up before leaving the house.

Long pearl necklaces had a moment in the mid 1980s. I have photos of me wearing several strands at the NY Pride parade. (Also a spanish fan. But it was HOT that day. The fans are handy.)

R2 yeah, I have given a fair few guys pearl necklaces like that.... not the sort you can buy at a shop

Why not? We need something to clutch these days..

It's a rite of passage. At least once, every gay should let a guy pull out of his mouth and unload strands of pearlescent cum on one's neck and shoulders.

I remember seeing a guy dancing in big ol Wilma Flintstone pearls on FI. He was HAF.

Ward gave many a pearl necklace.

They're really trying to destroy masculinity. I'm liberal with common sense, but there really is an agenda to destroy men and turn all of us into a more feminine version of ourselves.

Thank goodness for conservatism to balance things out a little.

wtf are you going on about R16?

[quote]not the sort you can buy at a shop

"And that's not jewelry she's talking 'bout, it really don't cost that much".

R18 exactly the track I was thinking of!

R17, that queen uses a twenty-year old g0y trope to stir up shit.

“I want men who sit in offices all day to dress like burly truck drivers or lumberjacks.”

I gave all my mother’s pearl necklaces to family when she died and I wish I had saved one - garnet clasp with a double strand. Heavy as fuck.

[quote] “I want men who sit in offices all day to dress like burly truck drivers or lumberjacks.”

Most men who sit in offices all day don’t dress like that. By the same token they don’t dress like June Cleaver either.

Where the fuck is OP seeing anything like this?

Styles is coming off majorly thirsty lately. Like a child playing dress-up.

He's going to come out as trans to stay relevant soon. Pearl necklaces though? Hot, especially on a feminine guy. Why not.

Who would’ve thought that young gay men in 2021 would be taking fashion tips from Wilma Flintstone?

Grandpa @ R25, they’re referencing Bar Bush and, yes, they’re also drinking a lot of blended scotch.

R23 R24

I have to wonder how much of this is his own idea and how much is his management. Either way, it really does read like someone things he is fading fast and is a bit desperate to hang on.

So, no one is going to say," He looks like a girl"?

England & Nigeria’s favourite footballer diva Dele Alli styles it out perfectly, even wearing two strings and a pendant at the same time.

Dunno if his boyfriend Eric rates the drip, though.

A pearl necklace often comes as a parting gift after a proper facial.

Uh, OP, it’s not gays.

Is he channelling Vermeer's 'Girl with a Pearl Earring'?

I believe River enjoys pearls and fans. Purchased at charity shops with tips from his tip jar. We don't all have tip jars.