Miles Teller Assaulted In Men's Bathroom

Were him and his girlfriend hanging out with fellow heterosexuals Aaron Rodgers and Shaylee Woodsley?

He didn't pay the guy for work he had done last year. It sounded pretty straightforward.

[quote] He didn't pay the guy for work he had done last year. It sounded pretty straightforward.

So they negotiate payment in the men's bathroom?

He and his wife were visiting Hawaii again and it sounds like they had a run-in with the guy in a local bar. Or maybe he took his wife to the bar, excused himself, and went to the bathroom to suck their wedding planner's dick. Is that what you want to hear?

I don’t think that’s what he was implying, R3.

More like they met coincidentally in the men’s room and a “Hey, you fucking mutt, you still didn’t pay me” conversation started.

R5 sure

Those things happen when you don’t pay someone.

Thank god for the secret service.

Miles failed to douche and the poor guy got shit dick, can't blame him for taking a swing.

I’ve never seen a Miles Teller movie before.

Wonder if Miles was shirtless in the men's bathroom

Miles Teller's wife has just released this statement - DISPUTING the reports that Miles knew the man who assaulted him

"Miles was jumped by 2 men we have never met after they trapped him in a bathroom. It seems these same men have done this to many people and we appreciate your support Maui. This is now a criminal investigation."

In a statement previously obtained by PEOPLE, a Maui Police Department spokesperson said "police responded to a report of an assault that occurred at a West Maui restaurant involving a male victim and one responsible party. The incident is currently under investigation; no further information is available at this time."

I remember reading an interview with Miles Teller (in Rolling Stone...I believe?) and the interviewer asked what people may not know about him. He had the strangest & most desperate answer: "I'm better looking than people think I am."

[quote] and we appreciate your support Maui.

What the hell is a support Maui? Like an emotional support bird or something?

[quote]and we appreciate your support Maui.

Is this like Liza loving Georgia?

Does Miles still have a career?

Last time I got assaulted in a bathroom I only got an orgasm.

Miles looks like a total douche bag

[quote] "Miles was jumped by 2 men we have never met after they trapped him in a bathroom. It seems these same men have done this to many people and we appreciate your support Maui. This is now a criminal investigation."

This story smells extremely fishy. I’ve been to that restaurant before and it is not at all the kind of place where criminals would/could lie in wait to attack someone. It’s a very busy restaurant, lots of people with families and has washrooms that would have constant traffic.

The guy probably asked Miles to sign his dick and Miles told him to fuck off.

Miles was dragging his teeth on their cocks and they got pissed.

Was it a grain assault?

Damn, I wish I could have seen the assault

Was it assault assault?

Hook up gone wrong, simple as that.

Why was he having a bath in a restaurant? Is this common in the USA?

Sure.

Just like finger bowls at the table.

"Bathroom" is the most-used term for "toilets" in the USA; our homes almost always have the toilet in the same room as the bathtub. If you need to determine the location of the toilets at an American restaurant, you'd likely ask about the "men's room" (even if they're technically unisex these days). Asking for "toilet/toilets" would be understood, but sound odd.

[quote]Is this common in the USA?

I love when Muslims ask stupid and obtuse questions.

Tapped your foot under the wrong stall. Teller!

I just heard Miles took over a role for Armie Hammer, it’s obviously all tied together.

I knew there was a Meetin’ In the Ladies Room, but I have no idea what going on in the Gents?

Swap out one entitled cunt for another.

[quote] Miles looks like a total douche bag

In his case, looks are definitely not deceiving.

This might explain why he hangs out with Aaron Rogers

At first I thought this was yet another Miles and Connor thread.

I didn't do it.

Maybe he took too wide a stance...

It baffles the mind as to why you keep associating a married man, and one with a girlfriend, with homosexuals?

Where’s the link, OP?

Frau alert at r38!

R39 - the link is at R11

Has Penn Gillette commented yet?

No, no, r38 is right.

None of us homersexshuls know, or have known in a biblical way, any man who was married to a woman, had kids and/or girlfriends.

Nope. Not a one of us. Why, it’s unheard of.

You’d think after that drumming movie he’s have quick hand reflexes to protect himself.

[quote]He didn't pay the guy for work he had done last year. It sounded pretty straightforward.

Except it’s not straightforward. First, it was reported it was because he hadn’t paid a bill for his wedding, and the his wife later said that wasn’t the reason, yet wouldn’t say what the reason was. So why would two men beat him up in the men’s bathroom for no reason, and why did he not press charges? Unless there’s more to the story....

[quote] Unless there’s more to the story....

...or less.

Maybe it didn’t happen at all.

R41, there’s no link.

I know that Miles Teller COULD be an asshole, I guess he didn't grow out of it.

Who knew wedding planners could be such thugs?

Fuck around and find out, r49!

He studied method acting, so he's a pretentious douchebag.

Miles Teller, Jonah Hill, Shia LaBeuf....they all seem like douchebags cut from the same cloth.

So much heterosexual fun in Hawaii!!

Karaoke, that sounds really gay?

Those are some wide hips and beady eyes; he’s allowed to be straight.

R53 Someone need to tell Aaron his hipster diet makes him look like total shit. I don’t understand these people who harp on and on about how “healthy” they eat that don’t realize they look like total shit because they deprive themselves of necessary fats.

Those board shorts make him look really scrawny.

If Aaron' shorts were any lower in that link @ R53, his cock would be out - and he would be presenting hole to the two behind him.

Half the thread I thought this was about the little mute magician guy.

any new news?

R58 His cock is probably tiny.

And locked in a chastity cage.

I think Miles is a good actor, but everything he does off-screen just reeks of douchebag and asshole behaviour.

[quote] Except it’s not straightforward. First, it was reported it was because he hadn’t paid a bill for his wedding, and the his wife later said that wasn’t the reason, yet wouldn’t say what the reason was. So why would two men beat him up in the men’s bathroom for no reason, and why did he not press charges? Unless there’s more to the story....

The police say one other man was involved, not two, which contradicts the wife.

[quote] In a statement previously obtained by PEOPLE, a Maui Police Department spokesperson said "police responded to a report of an assault that occurred at a West Maui restaurant involving a male victim and one responsible party. The incident is currently under investigation; no further information is available at this time."

Funny how Aaron and Shailene seem to have distanced themselves since the bathroom story. Before the incident, all four of them were doing everything together.

Does the men's room have urinal dividers? Was he looking at the big D or vice versa?

Great for viewing dick:

What happened to the "Soul Mates" thread about Shailene and Aaron??

I’m starting to wonder if maybe he was pulling a George Michael.....🧐

Teller's face is so strange to me. It's so plain or something it's almost like he has no face at all.

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