Tasteful Friends: I'm Letting My Venezuelan Pied-à-Terre Go

The space is a bit too much of a cube for me.

$965,000?

In VENEZUELA????

Where the government and economy have collapsed, and people are trying to escape, because no food is available?

THIS is the ridiculousness of the real estate market.

These sellers are fucking DELUSIONAL.

They all need to be shot.

Is a coup d'état included? Not immediately, but in the near future is ok.

It looks like it has survived many earthquakes. Solid.

R2 is in on the joke or not?

I can picture myself having my morning coffee out on the balcony.

The air conditioner cost more than the house.

Does a mange dog come with it? That’s the deal breaker for me.

How about a horse hung man servant?

R2 wins the award of dumbest DLer of the week.

r2, I have a bridge in Brooklyn I would love to sell you.

R11, $965,000 for a bridge? That’s way too much!!!

Is it ADA accessible, OP?

Miss R6 = former House Hunters International participant

I don’t care for the view of stairs in back. It’s not that I mind the sight of old ladies huffing and puffing their way up and down. It’s just that I don’t want howler monkeys breaking in to steal food from what has to be an eat-in kitchen.

On the plus side, there is central air.

Is the hoop included? I have r2 blocked for some reason..

I love that jaunty tilt. Is this a Gaudi design, or a Calatrava?

Is it open concept? if not,Im going to have to pass.

SOLD! to the blind poster at R2.

You mean a Pied-à-TearDown?

There's a satellite dish included! Count me in. Where do I sign?

The metal bars on the ground floor make it look quite secure. I am smitten.