British gay porn stars
Why are the guys in British porn usually ugly? It's not like there are no hot guys in Britain (see the Olympics swim team), but the ones doing porn pretty much invariably seem to be the sort of people you might find at a methadone clinic - strung out, pimply skinheads with yellow teeth and greasy skin.
Hot Germans, hot Latinos, hot Americans, hot Russians, hot Spaniards - but always ugly Brits?
What gives?
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 11, 2022 2:39 AM
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Because the one's who are goodlooking join HOLLYOAKS instead of doing porn.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | May 27, 2021 3:01 PM
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How many hot German pornstars can you name?
The hottest porn actors are Czech, Hungarian etc.? Economics is the main reason. Handsome men in better economies have more options to improve their lot.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | May 27, 2021 3:03 PM
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Very few handsome men go into porn.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | May 27, 2021 3:06 PM
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It's the bad genetics and the inbreeding, you find few ordinary Brits who are nice looking.
by Anonymous | reply 5 | May 27, 2021 3:14 PM
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R3, I'd agree, but there are good looking Americana and Australians in porn. I don't think the UK employment market is that much superior to those places.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | May 27, 2021 3:18 PM
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It's economic. When the state provides adequate support for the poor, fewer people work in the sex industry. It's the same in all of western Europe, that's why their prostitutes have to be imported.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | May 27, 2021 3:23 PM
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I'm of the opinion that what is considered hot in the UK is shocking. The handful of genuinely hot men in the UK are basically already famous. The reason the movie industry of the UK begged a very young Hugh Grant into acting when he didn't want to and had no training was because they finally stumbled upon a good looking man.
by Anonymous | reply 8 | May 27, 2021 3:25 PM
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Craig Marks is the most handsome UK porn star I've seen in recent memory. I haven't heard him speak so I'm not 100% that he's actually British.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 9 | May 27, 2021 3:25 PM
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Tory voter Gabriel Cross has acne of the soul.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | May 27, 2021 3:27 PM
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I would love to see Dan Osborne in porn. Not impossible. He is so addicted to the easy money of living off his looks, he may eventually turn to OnlyFans when the reality TV and special appearances well runs dry - which is slowly happening. With that trashy hag wife and brood of kids he had too early, he is going to need the money,
by Anonymous | reply 11 | May 27, 2021 3:32 PM
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Gabriel Cross is my personal favorite! - More at link!
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 12 | May 27, 2021 3:38 PM
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i’ve seen some British porn and the guys are almost always portrayed as “Chav” British slang for white trash thugs.
on Pornhub, look up “young hung brits” the guys are skinny pasty looking Brits but some of their videos are kinda funny.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 13 | May 27, 2021 3:43 PM
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O like Master Aaron, but part of that is his alt dom personality.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 14 | May 27, 2021 4:05 PM
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r2 same reason with west asians. too much first cousin marriages in the tree.
Offsite Linkby Anonymous | reply 15 | May 27, 2021 4:08 PM
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r13 scally / scallies gets more hits
by Anonymous | reply 16 | May 27, 2021 4:09 PM
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I've knocked one out several times to those HungYoungBrit videos, but damn - those boys are NASTY. They all seem to live together in a council flat that look's like it's been decorated to look like what a child lacking adult supervision would imagine a bachelor pad to be. It's all so debauched and filthy, but also weirdly juvenile. Their videos remind me of Lord of the Flies, but with barebacking and group sex.
by Anonymous | reply 17 | May 27, 2021 9:45 PM
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Ewww, can't stand Gabriel Cross. So homely, looks like FTM. Hunky John Thomas, however, is quite the piggy bottom!
by Anonymous | reply 19 | January 11, 2022 1:22 AM
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Agree Dan Osborne is one of the few British men I would like to see in porn. But even he is facing the British wall - they lose their looks very quickly thanks to fair skin. I would actually pay for his OnlyFans - but that short fat albatross of a wife would never allow him.
by Anonymous | reply 20 | January 11, 2022 2:39 AM
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