Gingrich planning a comeback with Contract for America 2

I don’t know why Democrats never run on a simple, pithy itemized thematic agenda? Americans love that stuff

I guess ol' Newt decided that the newest crop of repugs who are either insane, stupid or traitors make him look good

As long as Newt doesn't eat a fly live on Hannity like Kremlin Cruz did last night he figures he has a chance

^ Yep, when "ToadCruz" saw the fly on Pence's head he said, "Here, hold my beer", and ate it

Ha! The cretinous whore needs a few bucks.

Just when you think it couldn’t get any worse.

More like "Contract ON America."

I guess we can sign the contract on our deathbeds. You know, like how he served divorce papers to his wife on her deathbed.

Americans will fall for it. They love simple stuff

I don’t know if I believe in anything like an afterlife hell but if there is one, he’s going there,

^ Along with Cruz, Hawley, MTG, Boebert... Oh hell, all the repugs

That scumbag and his equally repulsive wife are bound to have a closet full of skeletons and financial improprieties. Time for some investigative sleuthing Twitter journalism.

He's the worst. Any other politician would be canceled for getting a blowjob from his mistress at his daughter's softball game in front of children. They were just going at it in his car. Then she became his wife and Trump sent her to the vatican

Ewwww, can’t imagine going down on that evil turd. There is no amount of money I’d consider. Barf.

Good. More proof the Repugs have nothing real or new to offer.

[quote] More proof the Repugs have nothing real or new to offer.

When was the last time they did? During Nixon's administration?

Makes sense. Compared to what the Trump Party has become, Gingrich's brand of vindictive assholery is practically adorable.

Torch Song #1

Will he get a newer younger fifth wife to seal the “Family Values” vote?

More like Contract Against America.