DL Celebrity Fragrances, 2021 edition

TOP = An Andy Cohen signature fragrance...

BOTTOM = An Anderson Cooper signature fragrance...

Nighty-night by Bill Cosby

[quote] TOP = An Andy Cohen signature fragrance...

Parting Glance by Andy Cohen

Trans-Formed by Elliott Page

Literal Violins, from Joshua Bell

2nd Night by Jennifer Lopez

[italic]Love doesn't learn from mistakes[/italic]

Wank, by Jeffrey Toobin

Guilty, from the Matt Gaetz Collection

Taboo, the new fragrance by Josh Duggar.

Concubinus Interruptus by Sandra Lee

Famewhore, from Colton Underwood

Tonne, by Chrissy Metz

Slattern, by Lena Dunham

Adolescents -by Matt Gaetz. Notes of orange, cocaine, orange, sweaty shoes and orange

Künt -- for when you've made it. By Ellen DeGeneres.

M’cooch, by Goop.

Magnolia Queen, from the Senatrice

Out Of Your Price Range, from the Cockgobbler Collection

Whinge, by Prince Harry, the Duke of Sussex

Sphérique, by Chrissy Metz

Undoable, by Jacob Tobia

Fetish by Armie Hammer

Pussy Whipped by the Duke of Sussex

J’accuse, by the Duchess of $u$$ex

Blue, by Joey Luft.

"You'll like it, too."

I see the racist royalists have arrived

Witch, a new fragrance by Marjorie Taylor Greene

[quote] Blue, by Joey Luft.

Bedazzle by Lorna Luft

I see the Woke Patrol has arrived.

Belle, the newest parfum from The Lindsey Graham Fragrance Collection

Gravitational Pull, by Chrissy Metz

[quote] Blue, by Joey Luft.

Molesté par Lorna

Silence, from Susan Dey

Lech, the newest fragrance from Matt Gaetz

Pansy, the lovely new fragrance from Ted Cruz

Flatlined, from the Joan Rivers Collection

Available at QVC

Almost, by Glenn Close

Empress Heifertiti, from Chrissy Metz's stunning new "Eau de Nil" collection.

Forbidden Love, a fragrance from Aaron Rodgers

Bigaro, from Al Reynolds

Griftique, a unisex fragrance by the Duke and Duchess of Sussex

Odeur, by Ina Garten.

L'amour Fou - by Matt and Nestor

Here Today, by Timothée Chalamet

Fail, a new fragrance from Glenn Close

Canceled, by Chrissy Teigen

La Chienne - A new fragrance from Marjorie Taylor Greene

Reign of Terror, by Prince Oskar of Sweden

Chairman, from Madison Cawthorne

Baby Daddy, by Nick Cannon

Still by Madison Cawthorn

Equine by Sarah Jessica Parker

L'orange, the newest Donald Trump fragrance

Charade - the romantic new fragrance from Hugh Jackman and Deborra Lee Furness

Satyr - brought to you by Kevin Spacey

Les Garcons, the hot new Bryan Singer cologne

Estee Lauder's Youth Dew, as reimagined by Bryan Singer

[quote] Reign of Terror, by Prince Oskar of Sweden

Abdication by Prince George

Arizona Princess, the new Meghan McCain fragrance

Dementia, by the Lange Loon

Harvey, by Jennifer Lawrence

Guilty, by Donald Trump

Slenderman by Jared Kushner

Four Seasons, by Rudy Giuliani

Desperate, by Bennifer

Lazy, by Barbra Streisand

Secrets, by Oprah and Gayle

Sufficient, from the Vintage Vivian Vance Collection

Rapey, by James Franco

Captivity, by Britney Spears

Unbelievable, by Ellen Degeneres

Lucy was going to release a fragrance but Gary talked her out of it.

Teflon, by D. Trump

[quote] Les Garcons, the hot new Bryan Singer cologne

It’s Cum des Garçons

Why Bother, by Frances McDormand

Forgotten, by Amy Adams

The Last Bus is Broken, by Glenn Close

Dottie West would have had a natural one, that made perfect sense.

Country Sunshine by Dottie West

FOD, by Tom Holland

Ladies First, by Saoirse Ronan

Being a Wonan, Timotay challomay

Boiled Elf, by Ellen

Ghost Vulva, by Caitlyn

Bro by Joe Rogan

This Smells Like My Attention-Seeking Behavior

Pandemic by Dr. Birx

Dong by Jon Hamm

Bachelor! by Chris Watts — for the man who dares to break free, if only temporarily

Attention Queen by Madonna

Sister Scent, the incestuous new fragrance by Josh Duggar.

Sister Scent, the incestuous new fragrance by Josh Duggar.

Sister Scent, the incestuous new fragrance by Josh Duggar.

2ndFddl by Frankie J. Grande

Helter Skelter! by Charles Manson

Sister Scent, the incestuous new fragrance by Josh Duggar.

M'Heard, by Amber Heard.

Douche by Donald Trump Jr

Sister Scent, the incestuous new fragrance by Josh Duggar.

Sister Scent, the incestuous new fragrance by Josh Duggar.

Cravings! by Chrissy Teigen, available now at Mac...

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Cravings! by Chrissy Teigen, available now at Targ...

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Cravings! by Chrissy Teigen, available now at Bloomingd...

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Pepper!!! Go set up an 800 number for me right now! I'm not letting you live here rent-free so you can sit on your fat ass and watch HLN all fucking day!

Does anyone have any ideas for a new fragrance by Josh Duggar especially an incestuous one?

Greene x Gaetz Folie à Deux

Damn is Josh Dugger releasing 19 scents and counting?

Krakken by Sidney Powell

Four Seasons, the scent that's also a hair dye! by Rudy Giuliani

Closet-"Because you should always keep your love a secret" by Henry Cavill

Delirium Tremens by Ben Affleck

BARS, coming soon to Donald Trump

Mystery Guest by Datalounge

Impostora, the spicy new fragrance by Hilaria Baldwin.

Blanc-Adjacent

BOOBS by Dolly Parton

JOHNSON

by

ATJ

"Murder Suicide" by Dolf Dietrich and Jack Macenroth.

Well Done by Kobe Bryant

R100 Dolly really has released a fragrance called Scent from Above

Scent from Below by Cheryl

Pious, the new fragrance from Owen Jones

Mother from Mike Pence. Smells of freshly baked cookies. Available at your local Meijer.

Does the Hilario Baldwin scent smell of “coocombers”?

Them, the new fragrance from Sam Smith.

For a man, for a woman, for both and for neither.

Zaftig

by Chrissy Metz

[quote] Damn is Josh Dugger releasing 19 scents and counting?

One for each year of his expected sentence. One for each of his cum shots used to create these fine fragrances.

Eu de heartbreak

John Mulaney’s wife

Dissolution, by Melinda Gates.

Thoughts & Prayers, the official fragrance of the NRA, as worn and promoted by the GOP.

R103: Does that smell anything like Combustion by Paul Walker?

I Really Don’t Care, Do You? from the Melania Collection.

The sister fragrance to Fuck Christmas and Poosey

Beast, by Lens Dunham

Tom Boy, by Elliot Page

Ammo, by Chris Pratt

Teen Spirit by Jeffrey Epstein

Swing also by Jeffrey Epstein

Sullen, by Jodie Foster

Karen, by Marjorie Taylor Greene

Lavender, by Nick Jonas

ROTTING FISH BY PORTIA DI ROSSI

moi même, magamat, me stessa, mich selber, mi-fhìn, moje maličkost, myself

Narcissist by Demi Lovato

Unspeakable ....by Marjorie Taylor Green

Of A Certain Age, by Julia Roberts

Themi - a singular scent by Demi Lovato

Breathless

A tribute to George Floyd, from the Kelly Osbourne Collection

Smug by Jason Bateman

Brave by Jennifer Aniston available as eau du parfum, eau de toilette, and as a motivational audio book

Indicted, a new parfum from the Giuliani Fragrance Collection

Touch, the Kevin Spacey fragrance

Shades by Stevie Wonder

Milky, an Andrew Sullivan fragrance.

Damaged, a new fragrance from Marjorie Taylor Greene

Lesbanos, by Sandra Bullock

Fillers, by Sandra Bullock (discount line)

Do you know who I am? by Reese Witherspoon

Isle of Lesbos, by Queen Latifah

Singing Hooker, by Mariah Carey

Twat, a new parfum from Lauren Boebert

Denial, by Marcus Bachmann

R115 those sound exactly like names of Etat Libre or CB I Hate Perfume scents😂

Silence, by Marlee Matlin

Neuter, by Jared Kushner.

If you liked Complicit, try Ivanka Trump's newest scent: Daughter-Wife.

Asymmetry by Sarah Huckabee Sanders

Grifting, part of the Ivanka Trump perfume collection

Available at your nearest drugstore: Squicky by Frankie Grande.

Mendacity, a new fragrance by Donald Trump

Chode by Donald Trump Jr

Neck Pouch by Mitch McConnell

Successful Skank

from Bhad Bhabie

Babydoll

by

Jack Mackenroth

Effrayant

by

Elizabeth Holmes

OMG Thank You Everyone who contributed LMAO

What is more healing than laughter..You're the best..

Keep em'coming!

Q

by

Q

Leather & Lace by Stevie Nicks

Acqua di Puttanesca, the primal essence of Guilgoyle

Batshit by Roseanne Barr

Chypre - Woody hybrid with pineapple and cannibis bud top notes,

lithium, valproic acid, rum and tiaré flower mid notes

on a base of roasted macadamia nuts and animalic semi-fossilized bat guava

Bat guano

WELL OF GRIEVANCES by Nikole Hannah-Jones

Innundation

Synthetic crêpe de Chine, fresh-water aquatics, playful polyester, makeup bag pleather, and Charlie Red, on heavy base of fecal civet and wet cardboard

Poseur by Nicolas Fairford

Cliffside by Clooney

Dats Da Suck Job! By Corky

Boundaries, the new gluten-free, cilantro-free, womyn-crafted, fairtrade odor from Rainsong

Croak

by Miley Cyrus

Hairspray, makeup iris, minty teeth bleach top

tobacco, sweat, indolic jasmin, sweet syrupy lard-fried apple fritter mid notes

pee note

on.fecal civet, ashtray, Louboutin sole leather, brackish sea water and shellfish

Brother Sun, from Off The Land — now with a genuine pre-rapist tear in every bottle!

Ephemeral by Ansel Elgort

Charlie by Lindsay Lohan

Peekaboo, by Richard Madden

Carnivorous, by Armie Hammer

Aggrieved, by Demi Lovato

Pristine by Joan Crawford

Bred

by Wrigleyville Cumdump

Synthetic cloying sugary fruit and citrus top notes reported to be dupes of dissimilar scents such as One Million, Invictus and Fierce

Baseball glove leather, popper/gymsock, plummy rosebud, musk and sweet MDMA-lab anise and toased white bread mid notes

on rare natural castoreum base with ambergris and Bandaid

Mulatto

by Archie Windsor

Mulatto Mom is the first frag. Then comes Royal Quadroon, the flanker

Re-Upholstery, by Madonna

Terrapin!

So you too can smell like MItch McConnell

Vindicated by Brad Pitt

The Klan grannies are back

This One Time at Band Camp, by Lizzo

Voice of the Turtle, a new fragrance from Mitch McConnell

Excuse Me Miss, But I Have Problems Of My Own.....

An exclusive scent created for DLers by Muriel

Vapide, part of the Kardashian Kollection

Plantation, a new fragrance from Senatrice Parfums. With notes of jasmine, magnolia, orange blossoms, and shame.

Hasbiannes by Anne Heche and Anne Burrell

Largesse, by Chrissy Metz.

Longevity - the new scent from Liza MInnelli, who is still here despite everything.

Je m'en fou

by

Galliano

available at Holocaust Museum and Memorial gifts shops worldwide, and Bloomingdales NY

Frau, by R27

Cluster B by Angelina Jolie

Clit Dick

by

Laith Ashley

Pixie, by Senator Lindsey Graham.

Grand Filicide a new fragrance(and warning) by HM The Queen.

Boo Radley

by

Barron Trump

Showerless by James Franco

Tu m'aimes

Sally Field

Hack

by

Janet Mock

Pizza Express by Prince Andrew

Énorme by you know who

Vertige Fatal

by Vertige Fatal (the thoroughbred horse) and the Vessel, NY

Package

By John Hamm and Lara Flynn Boyle

boozy sweet cologne soaked in tobacco, in an amber traditional hip flask in a brown paper bag.

My Truth, a fragrance by Dylan Farrow

L' Indulgence de Soi

Banged Up Old Box

by

Robin Byrd

Svelte, from the Karen Carpenter Vintage Collection

Toxic

Yawn, by R27

[quote] Toxic —Lea Michele

Brackish by Naya Rivera

Fond du Lac - by Naya Rivera

Pur lascar

Nabil Fekir pour Balenciaga

Eau de Pigeon by Kayleigh MagaNinny

Frozen

by

Jane Fonda

Aaaaahhhh, the exciting new fragrance from Enya

Daniel No. 2 by Danny Thomas

Fatigante, Rose McGowan

Acrid Taint Tom Ford

Shart by Chris Pratt

Family Man by Scott Peterson

Décédé

Dame Olivia Mary de Havilland

Charlatan

Rev. Al Sharpton

#MeToo by Rose McGowan

Bass notes of sexual regret, Middle notes of attention whoring, with Light Top notes of batshit.

*Base notes

Bare Mattress

by

Aaron Carter

Compromise - by Jennifer Lawrence

Burnt

by

Starbucks

Fellascious by Bradly Cooper

Gape

by

Devin Franco

No Sausage

by

Rocco Ricci

Staten Island Fairy

Brown Linen by Amber Heard

Fluidity, by Hollyweird and narcissistic society.

Alien, by Tilda Swinton.

Fishy Draft, by Pink.

Mediocrity, by John Cusack.

Daddy's Boy by Nestor Gaetz

Masquerade, from Marcus and Michele Bachmann. Available in a men's and women's version

Thank you for including me!

My signature fragrance is Gap's Blue No. 655, of course!

Wrestle, un parfum de Gym Jordan

My Dad is John McCain, a new fragrance from Meghan McCain

The Lair of the White Worm

Anderson Cooper

Fascist Flunkie

Stephen Miller

WHET

by

Todd Oldham

Bad Move

by

Jussie Smollett

Boba Queen

John Michael Race

Botched

Priscilla Presley

Girly Boy

James Charles

Cocklet, a new scent from Terence Howard

Your Body, My Choice

By Amy Coney Barrett

sans fard

madonna

Forgotten

Robert Sepúlveda Jr.

He Man

Milo Yiannopoulos

Joker Face

Christie Brinkley

Ghastly

Jocelyn Wildenstein

this smells like my afterbirth

gwyneth paltrow

The Hair of Janeane Garofalo

by Troll with Zoologist

Bath Water

by

Jimmy Garoppolo

Crack Sweat

by

Shia Saide LaBeouf

Déclassé!

Status insecurity in a flacon, distilled by the anxious minds of Datalounge.

Woke, by They

Insufferable, by Ellen D.

Poosé, pour Melania Trump

But Wait, There's More by newly Africanx Demi Lovato

How Dare You

Greta Thunberg for H&M Conscious Collection

A-Wad

-by JLO

FUG

By Adam Driver

Snack Purse by Chrissy Metz, Delight in the intoxicating aromas of Leather, Vinyl, Hints of Mint, Hibiscus, and Skittles.

Woke Thirst Trap by Themi Lovato

R264 on a base of moist musty fat flaps.

Natural Beauty by Kelly Osbourne

Nepotism by Meghan McCain

Ching Chong by Rosie O

" Hidden Candy" by Caitlyn Jenner

You bitches didn't slip too bad this time

Montecito Reign by Meaghan, Duchess of Sussex

Grimy by Grimes

High, by Elon Musk

Gash, by Gus Kenworthy

Lonely, by Mark Consuelos

Pot, by Chris Evans

Fruit, by Chris Pine

Useless, by Kate Hudson

Manhole, by Evan Peters

Predator, by Kevin Spacey

Secrets for Men, by Brad Pitt

My Hairy Pit by Loudes Leon

Farewell My Chinaman by Bruce Lee

Lurid by Armie Hammer

Intoxicated by Ben Affleck

Manfrau, an exclusive new fragrance from Chasten Buttigieg

Look at Me, a fragrance brought to you by the Kardashian Family

White Douchebags Matter, the newest fragrance from Matt Gaetz

Old Man Smell, by Mitch McConnell

Deadly Tranny Driver by Bruce Jenner

Pigshit. The latest scent from the Kirstie Alley Collection.

Pathetique by Matthew Perry

Bazoom! From Lola Consuelos

Masseur Noir, from John Travolta

L'Essence de Bruce by Rumer Willis

Anciana, by Rita Moreno

Help! From Nestor Gaetz

Miss Match, part of the new Chasten Buttigieg collection.

Also featuring:

Unworthy

Albatross

Millstone

Kleptomania, the illicit scent by Winona Ryder.

Frankenberry by Perez Hilton

Coco Loco by Demo Lavato

Latent, from Hugh Jackman

Mandible, a vintage fragrance newly authorized by the Dorothy Kilgallen estate.

Hubris & Karma by Katherine Heigl

Concubine, by Melania Trump

Bouche de Canard, from Michael Lucas

Over, from Janet Jackson

Flaming, by Ross Matthews

Crone, from Sarah Paulson

Gravy, from the Chrissy Metz Collection.

Misgendered by Ellen Page

From the creative genius of Academy Award winning writer Dustin Lance Black and Olympic medallist Tom Daley comes two matching fragrances for couples.

From May To December are bought together but can be used individually. From May is a bold and assertive fragrance while To December is playful and exuberant.

Cadaverous by Kellyanne Conway

I have Kellyanne Conway‘s first perfume, Crone

Day By Day by Betty White

Borderline by Prince Harry

Pointless, by Kelly Osbourne

Gwyneth Paltrow's [italic] Unconscious

Ma Vallée Brune, by Aaron Schock

Southern Belle by Miss Lindsey Graham.

Incoherent by Matthew Perry

"Annoyance " by Frankie Grande

Tone Deaf by Rihanna

Cuir Usé, by Madonna

Cochonne by Mama June

Closet, by John Travolta

Grandiose, by Kanye West

Sliced!, by Caitlyn Jenner

Shloshy, by Liza

Captive by Julian Assange

Ghastly, by Datalounge

Zoolander by Zoolander.

Velvet Caftan, by Andre Leon Talley

Steal This Frag

by Abbie Hoffman

And When We Come Back, by Larry King.

Strawberry Shortcake

by

Simply Sara

Cherry Slush

by

Simply Sara

CUNT, by Susan Sarandon

CUNT, by Andy Cohen

CUNT, by Milo Yannapiipolous

Pedo, by Erna

Skidmark, by Seth Rogen

Hit Me With Your Best Shot by Ashli Babbitt

Cockgobbler, by Aaron Schock

FUG by Timotay Calumet

WHORE, by Melania

Olmec Head, by Perez Hilton

Leech, by Fankie Grande

Dying Inside, by Lea Michele

Trust Fund, by Jason Gould

Showmance, by Shailene Woodley and Aaron Rodgers

Loaded, by Dawson

Little Boy Blue by Joey Luft

Tequila Sunrise by Liza [italic] (With a Z !)

In The Shadows by Lorna Luft

For her... Whore de Slovenia

For him... Mar-a-Lago Wind

Eau de Girdle by Senatrice Lindsey Graham

First Runner Up "It's reason enough to kill" by Patsy Ramsey

L'Enfant Plastique by Jack Mackenroth

Histrionique by Courtney Love

La Maladie Mentale by Harkle

Fake Diamonds, by Donald Trump

Aqva Santorvm

by

Rick Santorum

Used User

by

Lindsay Lohan

I'm Still Here!

by

Imelda Marcos

Cookies by Aaron Rogers

Self Involved, by James Corden

Submerged, by Gwen Shamblin Lara

Canceled by Chrissy Tiegen

Cold Sore by Paris

Girl 4 Hire by Lindz

Depends by Dump

Faux, by Tom Daley.

"For the faux Gay men who still fancy girls".

Silence, the new fragrance from Naomi Osaka

R365, I doubt he ever fancied girls

[bold]Gristle[/bold]

by Madonna

EMBALMED Cologne, by HRH The Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh

Lili by Meghan Markle

R163 I love you! Miley really has had the speaking voice of a chainsmoking old broad since she was a little girl.

Years ago, Disney sold real fragrances (well, more like cheap EDT body sprays for teens) marketed as merchandise for Miley’s HANNAH MONTANA franchise. There were several different ones, and apparently they all smelled like different types of synthetic fruity sweet notes—think Escada, Claire’s, Limited Too. Iirc one was named ‘READY TO ROCK’? (my little sister bought it).

There was even a related episode of the Disney Channel HANNAH MONTANA sitcom, the plot of which was about a fictional perfume getting released for Hannah that Miley did not like. Interestingly, this episode only aired once, which Disney put down to complaints about a character saying the word ‘breasts’ (in relation to a chicken they were cooking)...but considering the real Hannah Montana fragrances came on sale in Disney stores a year later....

Belize Bitch Breeze - by Jasmine Hartin

Acqua di Vodka - by Ivana Trump

Can't Stop Myself - by Jennifer Lopez

Blacked Out - No. 11192 - by Ben Affleck

Black Pulsator - by Alex Rodriguez

PRIVACY! - by Duchess of Sussex

Retribution No. 4365 - by Prince Harry

Ivanka! For Daddy Only - By Donald Trump

Cruel Streak by Ellen

SQUEE! by Matthew Dempsey

Sugar Daddy, by Hugh Jackman

Suspicious, by Bradley Cooper

Bland, by Kristin Bell

Beef Hotdogs in Porta Potties by Leonardo DiCaprio

Shallow by Paris Hilton

Death's Door by Val Kilmer

Into The Void by Kimberly Guilfoyle

Trumped, from the Hillary Clinton Collection

Mask - Michael York

R379 sorry, JHAG beat ya to it.

Entitlement by Meghan Markle

Royal Lachrymose, by Harry Sussex.

Diarrhea Water by Leslie Jones

Gimmick by Lilibet “Lil’ D” Windsor

MeSoHorny by The DL TransAsian

Passé by Paris Hilton.

Because no one cares anymore, girl. Not really.

Cancelle by Chrissy Teigen.

My Garotte by J.B. Ramsey

Shrill

by AOC

Chinaman NYC by Andrew Yang

Chompers by Chris Cuomo

Commando, the manly new scent from Jon Hamm.

Death's Door, from Aaron Carter

Val beat you to it, r395.

S.T.E.A.M.Y by Hope Hicks

Forbidden Love by Francois Macron

Discreet by Justin Trudeau

Lasting Love by Boris Johnson (No Refills)

Glouton by Boris Johnson

Womanly, by Matt Damon

Why “Womanly”, R402?

Caught ourselves a newbie at R403, boys!

RENT A SPRITZ by Carrie Johnson (When you can't afford the whole bottle)

Daddy's Girl By Prince Andrew (Targets 11 to 15 year olds)

Sham/Shame - a Daley-Black Joint

Sloppy Seconds by Donald Trump (For that "other" special woman in your life)

Emerald Tiara by Duchess of Sussex (Comes in green velvet Faberge egg draped in BRF Scottish tartan)

Nostalgia, by Manchester United Concession, by Norwich FC Alone Again, by Liverpool FC Twenty Seconds, by Tottenham BDL, by Burnley FC

Special, by Jose Mourinho 100%, by Jurgen Klopp Evening, by Unai Emery Shining, by Pep Guardiola

Beri, by Carlos Tevez Spice & Sour Cherry, by Jamie Redknapp Valencia Blood Orange, by Gary Neville Blue Agony 2014 ed., by Steven Gerrard; Blue Agony 2021 ed., by Frank Lampard Slow Contradiction, by Michael Owen

Kick, by Erling Haaland Cheap Chic, by Eric Dier Easter Island, by Harry Maguire Urban Fox, by Jamie Vardy Shithouse, by Brandon Williams

Forever Fertile by Jennifer Aniston

Sweet Sixteen by Catherine Zeta Jones

The Blob, by Goatse

EAU DE KLAN BY DATALOUNGE

Stanque, by Brad Pitt

Smellin' of Helen - a new fragrance from the Helenesque Collection

Hot Daddy by Ben Affleck (Mail Order Only - Please specify your age, living arrangements for shipping purposes)

My Oscar by Katie Holmes

All That Jizz by Ghislaine Maxwell

Blood Diamonds, the scandalous new fragrance by Naomi Campbell Departed, the cologne inspired by Prince Phillip La Mare, in the equine shaped bottle, a collaboration by The Princess Royal and The Duchess of Cornwall Spektruum, Baron Trump's astonishingly haphazard debut scent Entangled, the amazing fragrance inspired by Jada Pinkett-Smith

Blood Diamonds, the scandalous new fragrance by Naomi Campbell

Departed, the cologne inspired by Prince Philip

La Mare, in the equine shaped bottle, a collaboration by The Princess Royal and The Duchess of Cornwall

Spektruum, Baron Trump's astonishingly haphazard debut scent

Entangled, the amazing fragrance inspired by Jada Pinkett-Smith

[quote]Departed, the cologne inspired by Prince Philip

Today would've been Phil's 100th birthday.

Potatoe, from Dan Quayle

I found Michael Jackson's fragrance......White Lady!

Suri Who? by Tom Cruise

Hack by Dr Phil

Prick by Dr Drew

Quacque by Dr. Oz.

Poison by Vladimir Putin. Oh wait.....

Real fragrance! Smoke for women by Smokey Robinson

Sussex Succession by Meghan Markle (We did check with Palace Aides - ABSOLUTELY no problem with word "succession" )

Our Secret Love by Jennifer Lopez

FAITHFUL by Alex Rodriguez

Year 3040 by Nicole Kidman

It's me, Ben! by Ben Affleck

Forgiveness by Chrissy Teigen

Waxy by Nicole Kidman

Irrelevance by Madonna.

D Scent by Katy Perry

Misery, a new fragrance with hints of Andy Murray’s tears

Forever Young by Mariah Carey

Hands Off! by Melania

Pop-A-Squat

from the Miley Cyrus Pungent Collection

Eau de Twat by GOOP

Her? by Mae Whitman

Erudition by Dr. Jill Biden

Diversity by Matt Damon

I Eat Shit, a new parfum by Tucker Carlson

Wine O'clock, a new parfum by Judge Jeanine

Filthy by Divine

Indescribable by H. P. Lovecraft.

Catfood Factory on Fire by Cheryl

Holy Fuck, Steve, Did You Shit Out a Dead Cow?

A new odor released by Steve Bannon.

Irrelevant by Milo.

Straight Me So Stupid by Milo

Sympathy Bouquet by the House of Murdaugh

My Highland Fling by Prince Edward

Unreadable by Emily Gould.

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Boss Princess by Princess Charlotte of Cambridge

Gapé.... by Bieber

Gash-Candle by Goop

Second Chance by Anthony Weiner (Also comes in Third Chance, Fourth up to Tenth Chance series...)

World War IV by Steven Bannon

Springtime in Colorado by El Chapo

Bangs by Nancy McKeon

Dropped Soap by Jacob Wohl

SHY by Mick Jagger

Treason, a new parfum from Josh Hawley

Trashe, by Jenelle Evans

Cancun Dream, by Ted Cruz

Inappropriate and Inappropriate Por Hommes, by Ivanka and Donald Trump.